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Troll Foods


4 episodes


Full cast Urban fantasy Serial Audio Drama


Synopsis:

A fictional radio program that tells the story of two young employees of a fantasy supermarket called Troll Foods. The story follows the two girls, Milly and Florence, on their adventures together in store – whether it's dealing with spells going wrong, difficult customers or the ever elusive but very alarming store ‘management’. The focus is on the two girls’ friendship and the way they overcome problems (both physical and emotional) together, usually joined by some wacky side characters along the way. Troll Foods is a Radio Drama (Comedy), airing on SYN 90.7FM @ 4PM on Sundays. Catch up with podcasted episodes on iTunes or Omny! Show Creators: Gill Langford, Merryn McDonnell and Evrim Sen.


Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Serial

Writing: Scripted

Voices: Full cast

Genres: Urban fantasy, Comedy

Framing device: Show within a show

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Episodes:

Battle For Troll Foods (S1 Finale)

Sun, 29 Jan 2017 05:36:22 +0000

A fictional radio program that tells the story of two young employees of a fantasy supermarket called Troll Foods - Where The Prices Are Magic!

In the fourth episode and summer season finale, Milly is asked to a secretive meeting with the shadowy management (so naturally Florence goes as well). Milly must ensure the Troll Foods resident farmers, the Artifolk, stay committed to their existing contract. If she fails management will fire her, Florence and other staff. Florence has empathy for the Artifolk and sparks a rebellion against Trolls Foods management. Their disagreement leads to an epic battle that will decide the fate of Troll Foods for once and for all.

"Stop thinking about the inevitable and start thinking about the edible!"

Produced at SYN Media and recorded in Studio Three, SYN Nation, aired on SYN 90.7FM on the 29th of January, 2017. Sound Effects used under Creative Commons Licensing, music created by Ayda Akbal. Tune in to Troll Foods on SYN 90.7 every Sunday at 4pm or by streaming online. Like us on Facebook! Subscribe through Omny or iTunes to stay up to date! #TrollFoodsSYN on Twitter.


Credits: Story by Gill Langford, Evrim Şen and Merryn McDonnell. Script written by Merryn McDonnell, episode directed, and edited by Evrim Şen. Characters portrayed by in order of appearance -

  • Advertisement Announcer 1, Beatrice, Dying Employee, French Artifolk - Paul Waxman (QLSD)
  • Milly - Gill Langford
  • Confused Customer(s), Gary - Carlin Plumb
  • Florence - Merryn McDonnel
  • Miranda, Vincent the Sinister Gnome – Tom Backhaus
  • Arthur The Off White (Artifolk), Advertisement Announcer 2, Dream Captain - Matthew Con’el
  • Lotte The Troll - Evrim Şen

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The Lost Aisle

Sun, 22 Jan 2017 05:30:41 +0000

A fictional radio program that tells the story of two young employees of a fantasy supermarket called Troll Foods - Where The Prices Are Magic!

This episode, Florence is having a bit of an existential crisis about what she's doing working at Troll Foods - she should be out saving unicorns or something! But Milly says they have bigger fish to fry, they've been put on a mission to track down the thief who's been stealing all the fish fingers, so into the freezer they go! Turns out management realised it'd be cheaper to simply create a temporal portal linking the polar desert to store, then run actual freezers - figures. The girls find something inside they're not expecting, is it Florence's purpose in life?

 

"Give someone a fish and they eat for a day, teach someone to fish and they will stink for a lifetime. Judgemental much."

 

Produced at SYN Media and recorded in studio three, SYN Nation, aired on SYN 90.7FM on the 22nd of January, 2017. Sound Effects used under Creative Commons Licensing, music created by Ayda Akbal. Tune in to Troll Foods on SYN 90.7 every Sunday at 4pm or by streaming online. Like us on Facebook! Subscribe through Omny or iTunes to stay up to date! #TrollFoodsSYN on Twitter.


Credits: Script written by Gill Langford, Evrim Şen and Merryn McDonnell. Episode directed, and edited by Evrim Şen. Characters portrayed by in order of appearance -

  • Advertisement Announcer - Matthew Con’el
  • Child - Samara Barr
  • Mum, Magicologist Customer - Evrim Şen
  • Milly - Gill Langford
  • Florence - Merryn McDonnel
  • Gary, Sid The Pirate - Declan Jones
  • Yetina The Yeti, Johnny The Pirate, Bored Store Announcer - Paul Waxman (Questionable Love Song Dedications)

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Dream Team

Sun, 15 Jan 2017 05:25:55 +0000

A fictional radio program that tells the story of two young employees of a fantasy supermarket called Troll Foods - Where The Prices Are Magic!

This episode, Milly signs her and Florence up as a work Dream Team - after a gnome named Vincent draws her attention to the volunteer sheet pinned on the notice board. Little do they realise that Vincent has ulterior motives for getting them to sign up, and Gary tells the girls he thinks they're hardcore for volunteering to go Dream Spelunking - many puns later and the girls find themselves going to harvest some cheese from people's dreams, just a regular night at Troll Foods.

"You won’t be going anywhere... except into your own cheese based nightmare!" 

Credits: Script written by Gill Langford, Evrim Şen and Merryn McDonnell. Episode directed, and edited by Evrim Şen. Characters portrayed by in order of appearance -

  • Advertisement Announcer, Dream Captain, Spooky Father - Matthew Con’el 
  • Milly - Gill Langford
  • Florence - Merryn McDonnel
  • Vincent the Sinister Gnome - Tom Backhaus
  • Gary, Barry - Carlin Plumb
  • Betty - Evrim Şen
  • Dream Doctor - Paul Waxman (Questionable Love Song Dedications)
  • Crocodile - Declan Jones

Produced at SYN Media and recorded in studio three, SYN Nation, aired on SYN 90.7FM on the 15th of January, 2017. Sound Effects used under Creative Commons Licensing, music created by Ayda Akbal. Tune in to Troll Foods on SYN 90.7 every Sunday at 4pm or by streaming online. Subscribe through Omny or iTunes to stay up to date! #TrollFoodsSYN on Twitter. Check out our webpage and facebook.

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The Curse Of The Mum Friend

Sun, 08 Jan 2017 07:00:46 +0000

A fictional radio program that tells the story of two young employees of a fantasy supermarket called Troll Foods - Where The Prices Are Magic!

In today’s episode, Milly with the help of her friend Florence attempts to break out of the magical curse of being the 'work mum' to impress Gary - the hot elf from the fresh produce section. Unfortunately this has unforeseen consequences and traps them all in a stocktake from hell. Will they be able to save the day and return the store to normal before it opens in the morning? Will Milly be able to break the curse of the mum friend and impress Gary? Can you find true love with an enchanted mirror?

Tune in to Troll Foods on SYN 90.7 every Sunday at 4pm or by streaming online. Subscribe through iTunes to stay up to date - Check out our webpage and facebook.


Produced at SYN Media and recorded in studio three, SYN Nation, aired on SYN 90.7FM. Sound Effects used under Creative Commons Licensing, music created by Ayda Akbal - Songs: Deep Dream, Cascade. Subscribe on iTunes, #TrollFoodsSYN

Credits: Script written by Gill Langford and Merryn McDonnell. Episode directed, and edited by Evrim Şen. Characters portrayed by in order of apperance -

  • Advertisement Announcer and The Enchanted Mirror - Matthew Con’el
  • Florence - Merryn McDonnel
  • Milly - Gill Langford
  • Psychic and The Oracle - Jamal Soubjaki
  • Gary - Declan Jones
  • Lotte the Troll - Samara Barr

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