Humanoid Resources
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Humanoid Resources is an improvised podcast about the operations of the HR (Humanoid Resources) Department aboard the fictional U.S.S. Spaceship, in the year 2667. A human from 2016, a tiny alien and a robot interview the ship's inhabitants and make funnies. Told through the lens of crazy professors, rogue government agents and sensible graduate assistants finding tapes in the present day, this podcast is worth every penny. Because it's free.
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Episodes:
Season 3 Ep. 19: The Finale Part 3
Tue, 25 Jun 2019 08:21:00 +0000
The final episode of Humanoid Resources. Old friends show down with old enemies, and the boys say goodbye.
Captain Drew Butt/Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Purrow- Julia Heynen
Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara
Clip Cleanback- Rich Camillucci
The Oculon- Brad Pike
Charmeleon- Brennan Lowery
Arielanna Medusa- Jessica Landis
Dick Flynn- Wink Stone
Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Special Agent Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Michelle Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker
Artwork by Blair Britt
Season 3 Ep. 18: The Finale Part 2
Tue, 11 Jun 2019 08:21:00 +0000
The Battle of the U.S.S. Spaceship begins, and Humanoid Resources enters the endgame.
Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis
Purrow- Julia Heynen
Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara
Rip Dirtsack- Rich Camillucci
The Oculon- Brad Pike
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Season 3 Ep. 17: The Finale Part 1
Tue, 28 May 2019 08:21:00 +0000
Oh boy, finale? Yep, this is part one of three- the beginning of the end of Humanoid Resources. The boys get a visit from some of their old friends on the ship, who have a proposition for them. Meanwhile, now that the Professor and Danica are finally on board the U.S.S. Spaceship, they’ll definitely do some important stuff, right? Right?
Arielana Medusa- Jess Landis
Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis
Purrow- Julia Heynen
Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara
Nora the Bop It- Elizabel Riggs
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 14 May 2019 08:21:00 +0000
The HR Boys get a visit from Frankenbeans- sentient garbage with a can’t miss offer on a bang-up deal. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica reckon with finally being aboard the U.S.S. Spaceship.
Frankenbeans the Garbage- Andrew Garcia
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Season 3 Ep. 15: The Michael Imperioli
Tue, 30 Apr 2019 08:21:00 +0000
Bada bing bada boom, the HR Boys are about to get a visit from certified fresh to death badass Christopher Moltisanti, a clone of actor Michael Imperioli, who has problems meatier than a plate of gabagool. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica are in Space Jail, but…where is the prison exactly?
Christopher Moltisanti- Jason Ouimette
Doug Doyle/The Warden- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Bonus Episode: The Death Gauntlet
Tue, 16 Apr 2019 08:21:00 +0000
Hey, how did the Professor and Danica get out of that Death Gauntlet, anyway? Didn’t we just like…gloss over that? Should we have spent more time on this?
Professor Barnabus/Sully from Boston- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Various- Connor Doyle
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 02 Apr 2019 08:21:00 +0000
Nothing to see HERE, HR Boys. Certainly not a traaaap sprung by your evil, I mean, friendly friend Captain Drew Butt. Why don’t you come on in and stay a while, huh? Huhhh?
Captain Drew Butt / Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Former Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen
Doug Doyle/The Sphinx- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 19 Mar 2019 08:21:00 +0000
All right team, let’s circle up and try to generate some corporate synergy here. Action item- review this episode where Blim Blammo the Rock Man visits the HR Department to discuss FRAGILE Project Management. Gary, let’s put your vacation recap in the parking lot and discuss it at the team happy hour later. Also in flight, the Professor and Danica check out the Death Maze Gift Shop. All right, good work team, see you all at the pair programming/pair knitting hour at 4:00! Regards.
Blim Blammo- Ben Palin
Doug Doyle/The Sphinx- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Season 3 Episode 11: The TV Repair Man
Tue, 05 Mar 2019 09:21:00 +0000
Django the YourMom visits the HR Boys, with a needle in his head and a dream in his heart. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica get riddled…with riddles! Hoo boy. That one hurt.
Django the YourMom- Dan Betcher
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Season 3 Ep. 10: The Fortune Tellers
Tue, 19 Feb 2019 09:21:00 +0000
The HR Boys get a visit from the adjective-worthy Ya’Quee’Ya and Ted, two gaseous fortune tellers who are just trying to figure out where their lunches went, man! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica celebrate the Professor’s birthday in space’s largest Death Gauntlet. (Not) Brought to you by Quizno’s (RIP).
The Incomparable Ya’Queen’Ya- Alex Moorman
The Magnificent Ted- John Mahoney
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Season 3 Ep. 9: The Giant Nail Tech
Tue, 05 Feb 2019 09:21:00 +0000
The HR boys are in for a BIG surprise this week. A GIANT surprise, in fact. Look, their guest, Krrrrring, who runs the ships’a nail salon, is very large, and very in charge. Meanwhile, Danica gives the Professor the birthday treatment he’s always…not had.
Krrrrring- Alli Stark
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Season 3 Ep. 8: The Voiceover Artist
Tue, 22 Jan 2019 09:21:00 +0000
Alien’s back in the office, and the boys get a visit from Chewspocka Worf, a Cyberpunkian voiceover artist who’s in hot water for his commercial choices. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica continue their space-road-side tour.
Chewspocka Worf- Jim Mazzarelli
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Season 3 Ep. 7: Where Was Alien?
Tue, 08 Jan 2019 09:21:00 +0000
Hey…wasn’t Alien supposed to be running a marathon? Let’s check in on our favorite little “scientist”.
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Dale Isringhausen the Pile of Gas- Spencer Rybacki
Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara
Sucky the Vampire- Connor Doyle
Artwork by Blair Britt
Season 3 Ep. 6: The One With the Lonely Guy
Tue, 25 Dec 2018 09:21:00 +0000
Doug, P16, and Puddle get a visit from FlexOn, a Crumb guy who’s real happy to see them…or is it FlexOff, who’s a…real lonely guy? Either way, I was going to listen to this earlier but WE WERE ON A BREAK! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica stop for a much needed Yerg-style meal.
FlexOn/FlexOff- Tim Felton
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Puddle- Sarah Magnuson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Season 3 Ep. 5: The Skeleton Priest
Tue, 11 Dec 2018 09:21:00 +0000
Our old pal Puddle joins the HR crew in Alien’s stead, and the HR department gets a visit from Pastor Spookybones, the go-to skeleton for all the gods in all the dimensions. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica spot a roadside break in the monotony.
Pastor Spookybones- Trevor Knickerbocker
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Puddle- Sarah Magnuson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 27 Nov 2018 09:21:00 +0000
The HR boys get a visit from Vin Dictive, a Blobulon whose job on the ship is best served cold. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica process their grief and get back to business. THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE WHERE P16 WAS SITTING ON THE TAPE RECORDER, WE PROMISE.
Vin Dictive - Chirag Rathod
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 13 Nov 2018 09:21:00 +0000
P16 sat on the tape recorder and caused some technical difficulties on this one, y’all! He’s real sorry! Meanwhile, the HR boys get a visit from Liff Niff, who may have just accidentally duplicated himself, and MAY have some lovin’ feelings about it. Also, the Professor and Danica mourn their beloved Wade.
Liff Niff- Chris George
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
BONUS EPISODE: P16 at Robot Lunch
Tue, 30 Oct 2018 08:21:00 +0000
Whooa, a bonus episode! Let’s take a trip back to yesteryear, when P16 was still a closeted robot trying to eat lunch with some other robot buddies…
P16- Ryan Cleary
Jeff the Proctor-Bot- Connor Doyle
Dave the Janitor-Bot- James Freetly
XR90 the Cashier-Bot- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 16 Oct 2018 08:21:00 +0000
The HR boys are freakin’ nomads now, baby! And their first visit is from Nora, a sentient Bop-It. Yup, looks like ain’t nothin’ changed but the names, and the game is the same! Meanwhile. Old Man Wade says his final goodbyes.
Nora the Bop-It- Elizabel Riggs
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 02 Oct 2018 08:21:00 +0000
The fate of the Humanoid Resources Department is revealed in the…wait, they’re calling this a new season?? Talk about stuffing the ballot box, ugh.
Dr. Orlando Calripken- Wes Young
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Season 2 Episode 3: The Pleading
Tue, 18 Sep 2018 08:21:00 +0000
Captain Drew Butt and his Backup Evil Council review the submitted tapes of the less centrally geographically located denizens of the ship to determine whether they should, you know, live, and stuff. Special thanks to The Whethermen.
Captain Drew Butt- James Harvey Freetly
Arielana Medusa the Mermaid- Jess Landis
Rip Dirtsack- Rich Camillucci
Big Boo Baby the Ghost/Greg- Spencer Hamilton
Cassandra Blanc- Emily Jeffries
Cromulon, No Last Name Like Madonna- Matthew Sipe
Gato- Zach Gelfand
Rade- Brennan Lee
Szczyrba- Josh Bressler
Franklot Pinskalot- Carolyn Murdock
Ricky Pantelli- Art Kulatti
Akon- Stephen Flowers
Usetless- Patrick Gantz
Season 2 Episode 2: The Resistance
Tue, 04 Sep 2018 08:21:00 +0000
What's been happening with some of the, oh I don't know, NOT sadistically evil folks on the ship since Captain Drew Butt (Juice) took back over? Let's find out!
Former Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen
Margatha Dot- Janelle Blasdel
Demetrius Clinkscales- Rudy Mendoza
Belinda/Gary- Evan Cauble-Johnson
Clip Cleanback- Rip Camillucci
Chamberlain Payne- Peter Williams
Mikas the Fikas- Connor Doyle
Season 2 Episode 1: The Evil Council
Tue, 21 Aug 2018 08:21:00 +0000
Drew Butt reigns. Evil abounds. Bureaucracy...still happens.
Captain Drew Butt- James Harvey Freetly
Zel Tar- Alec Plant
Big Boo Baby/Greg/Craig- Spencer Hamilton
The Oculon- Brad Pike
Rip Dirtsack- Rich Camillucci
Satan- Peter Williams
The Janitor- ???
Episode 50: P16's Party (Season One Finale)
Tue, 10 Apr 2018 08:21:00 +0000
P16 throws his party, revelations are revealed, and Season One ends. We're surprised we made it this far, too.
Griff the Otter- Damon Royster
Billy the Raccoon- Surena Marie
Puddle- Sarah Magnuson
Dorphoidal McGuire- Scott Piebenga
Bloodpuncher the Space Marine- James D'Amato
Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin
Carmony Chupp Chupp- Ben Harpe
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus/Captain Drew Butt- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 27 Mar 2018 08:21:00 +0000
The HR boys get a visit from Moo-Reen, and don't you dairy moo-ve on to some other channel, because she's got some spilled milk worth talkin' about. Meanwhile, Wade finally emerges from his technological/emotional cocoon, Inspector Gadget style.
Moo-Reen the Cow- Lizzie Cross
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 13 Mar 2018 08:21:00 +0000
The HR Boys get a visit from Zel Tar, the rage-havin', dish-washin', future momma-marryin' heir to the House of Tar on Alien's homeworld of Ur. Meanwhile, Wade's still knocked the eff out, and P.T. "The Rock" Barnabus and Danica Patrick, No Relation, Weekend at Wade's the hell out of NASA.
Zel Tar, heir to the House of Tar- Alec Plant
Doug Doyle/NASA Chancellor Fritz Sanders- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 27 Feb 2018 09:21:00 +0000
The HR boys meet Beverly Hulot, who I can't believe IS butter. Meanwhile, the Professor/Big Dumb Rock and Wade go head to head, and walk through space. Take it easy, desperados, because this episode's already gone.
Beverly Hulot the Ball of Butter- Connie Oshana
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Beverly Hulot the Ball of Butter- Connie Oshana
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 13 Feb 2018 09:21:00 +0000
The HR Boys get a visit from their old pal Gary from Accounting. Or, should I say, a visit from the sentient nanobots now controlling their old pal Gary from Accounting's body. Fun! Meanwhile, are...are we really just gonna let the Professor be a rock now? We're going to allow that? Ugh. SHUT YOUR BEER SLOTS AND ENJOY, FOLKS.
Belinda/Gary- Evan Cauble-Johnson
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode 45: Captain Purrow Returns!
Tue, 30 Jan 2018 09:21:00 +0000
Roses are red, venus fly traps are meaner. Wade screwed up the audio, and Purrow wants Doug's lil' wiener.
SORRY FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, CAPTAIN PURROW'S PARENTS!
Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode 44: Oscar, the Heckled.
Tue, 16 Jan 2018 09:21:00 +0000
The HR Boys get a visit from Oscar, a G'thorian who is the ship's number one sound boy, and more importantly, who's just gettin' his butt heckled off, man! Meanwhile, Danica, Wade, and the Professor make a shit, err, pit stop on the moon, dude!
Oscar- Nick Mestad
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode 43: The Caterpillar Gladiator
Tue, 02 Jan 2018 09:21:00 +0000
Are you not entertained? No, seriously, that's like...what we're going for here. The HR Boys get a visit from Greg the Gory, an infamous caterpillar gladiator who's thinking about spreading his wings. Meanwhile, Danica tucks some sleepy boys into space-bed, and completely fails to give The Terminal its due.
Greg the Gory- Tim Lewis
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode 42: The Robot Directrix
Tue, 19 Dec 2017 09:21:00 +0000
Our favorite HR boys get a visit from Galatea, an opera singin', culture slingin', encrichment bringin' robot in charge of beefin' up the ship's culture. Alien is vewwwy sweepy, and Doug spits some hot Papa Roach. Meanwhile, Danica's awake, and the Professor and Wade might have some 'splainin' to do...
Galatea the Culture - Lindsay Gonzales
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 05 Dec 2017 09:21:00 +0000
The boys get a visit from Char-meleon, the ship's incinerator and resident beer koozie slogan enthusiast. Meanwhile, the Professor and Wade deal with an android with a suuuuper unfamiliar voice...
Char-meleon the Incinerator - Brennan Lowery
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus/Flart the Android- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 21 Nov 2017 09:21:00 +0000
Happy Spacegiving, T.U.R.K.E.Y.S. (That's an acronym for Totally Uber Real Keister Eaters, Yes Sir!)! This week, the HR Boys get a visit from Margatha Dot, the Whiffenfluff, who's fluff deep in a game of Floogball. Meanwhile, Wade and the Professor shoot for the world record of dumbest dummies in space, and Danica cryo-sleeps.
Margatha Dot, the Whiffenfluff- Janelle Blasdel
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 07 Nov 2017 09:21:00 +0000
The HR Boys get a visit from Chester A. Burster, a shock jock alien who popped out of the wrong cake at the wroooong time. Meanwhile...no...this has to be a typo. The three idiots are finally going to space? No way. Let's see how THIS goes.
Chester A. Burster- Gretchen Eng
Doug Doyle / Ghoster the Toaster- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 24 Oct 2017 08:21:00 +0000
The HR Boys have their first ever Humanoid Resources Town Hall with some old friends and some new ones. Meanwhile, the vigilante(ish) trio tells some spooky stories/basic health problems on this Halloween(ish) Eve(ish).
Akon the Dodecapus- Stephen Flowers
Dick Flynn- Wink Stone
Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen
Doug Doyle / Ghoster the Toaster- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 10 Oct 2017 08:21:00 +0000
Alien's back from...camp(?), and the HR Boys are flush with issues this week, as they pro-deuce some real solutions for a guest who is a...(sigh)...talking toilet. Meanwhile, our rogue turned not-rogue agent friends fill the holes in their memories with laughter. RIP Woody and Buzz's friendship.
Franklin Smellano Roosevelt the Toilet- Johnny O'Mara
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 26 Sep 2017 08:21:00 +0000
Where's Alien? Hopefully not where Cat-therine the cat lady's husband has ended up. Meanwhile, Sleepy Wade wakes up, and the Professor teaches us about corpse feet.
Cat-therine the Cat Lady- TJ King
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 12 Sep 2017 08:21:00 +0000
The HR boys get a visit from Recto Farthop, a half dog half crab Marfloop who's a screamin' for some creamin'. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica Patrick, No Relation are great at packin' and recappin'. Re-capackin'? Crabdog?
Recto Farthop- Blair Britt
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt (Again!)
Tue, 29 Aug 2017 08:21:00 +0000
The HR boys get a visit from Billy, an Incubation Specialist who has all the diseases and is the trashiest of trash pandas. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica Patrick, No Relation, make space lunch. Wade is sleepy!
Billy the Raccoon- Surena Marie
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 15 Aug 2017 08:21:00 +0000
Doug's a level 7 WaveRunner now, and he's somehow MORE annoying? Tyle the sentient Koosh Ball visits the HR Department and he's as full of kooky ideas as his pockets are full of meats and starches. Meanwhile The Professor, Wade, and Danica Patrick No Relation suit the EFF up.
Tyle the Koosh- Harz Sondericker
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode 32: The Stone Masseuse
Tue, 01 Aug 2017 08:21:00 +0000
The HR boys get a visit from Quartina, a floating stone who massages jet-ski worshipping cultists for a living. That tracks, right? Meanwhile, Wade, the Professor, and Danica Patrick No Relation are placed in isolation to prep them for space travel. That tracks, right?
Quartina- Tracy McBee
Doug Doyle/NASA Chancellor Fritz Sanders- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 18 Jul 2017 08:21:00 +0000
Big Boo Baby the ghost joins the HR boys this week, and bless his little ghost heart, he just can't scare nothin'! Meanwhile, let's send the Professor, Danica Patrick No Relation, and Wade to space, because Earth clearly just isn't ready for this plot line.
Big Boo Baby/Greg- Spencer Hamilton
Doug Doyle/NASA Chancellor Fritz Sanders- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 04 Jul 2017 08:21:00 +0000
Our favorite Puddle comes back to the HR Department! Let's see if that latent sexual tension between her and P16 can turn into latent comedy on this comedy podcast. Meanwhile, let's check back in with Wade, Danica Patrick No Relation, and the Professor, because that plot isn't at ALL convoluted now, right?
Puddle the puddle- Sarah Magnuson
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 20 Jun 2017 08:21:00 +0000
Michelle's back! But...not all the way back. Meanwhile, Big Smoky the dog teaches the HR boys about friendship, loyalty, and the softest places to hump.
Big Smoky the Dog- Megan Sauter
Michelle Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker
Doug Doyle / Doctor Craig Yakobo- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Nurse Felicity Trumbutt- Janine Doyle
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 06 Jun 2017 08:21:00 +0000
The HR boys visit with a cute teddy bear named Gern Flang, whose, uhh...dad died. Okay, maybe he's been cuter. Meanwhile, which world leader is Captain Drew Butt(s) in disguise? Let's inch closer to that conclusion!
Gern Flang- Kevin Knickerbocker
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 23 May 2017 08:21:00 +0000
Our favorite HR professionals get a visit from a plant animal hybrid lady who's just REALLY on the ball about putting down roots for dat baby bump. Meanwhile, paper faces are on parade for the Professor, Danica Patrick No Relation, and Wade. Some straight up SHAKESPEARE hijinks 'bout to happen, y'all!
Pretzella 4433869634- Brenna Lemieux
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 09 May 2017 08:21:00 +0000
The HR boys are visited by Jeff and Janice, two Panda Bears who were BAMBOO-zled into marriage. Meanwhile, the Professor learns a lesson about gravity, and, unfortunately, teaches us one about deus ex machina. Get it? Bamboo-zled?
Jeff the Panda- Kate Yeagle
Janice the Panda- Dan Jackson
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode 25: The All-Seeing Eye
Tue, 25 Apr 2017 08:21:00 +0000
The HR boys are visited by The Oculon, a giant eyeball who's been keeping the ship safe from internet perv-o's since 2467. Meanwhile, Wade, The Professor, and Danica Patrick, No Relation, have all stolen a helicopter. That's fun, isn't it? No? Okay.
The Oculon- Brad Pike
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode 24: The (Little?) Space Mermaid
Tue, 11 Apr 2017 08:21:00 +0000
The U.S.S. Spaceship finally has a new Captain. The HR Department is finally visited by a Space Mermaid. Doug finally...still sucks at his job. Meanwhile, Wade has a knife in his gut, and some life in his butt.
ArielannaMedusa the Space Mermaid- Jessica Landis
Purrow the Love Robot- Julia Heynen
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 28 Mar 2017 08:21:00 +0000
This episode kicks off with some content that really toes the line, and Doug plays a real heel. Come for those hot, hot puns, stay for...more of those puns. Meanwhile, let's see what wacky European country Wade, the Professor, and Danica Patrick, No Relation get themselves thrown out of this time!
...It's Germany.
Margot Lynx- Alex Frenkel
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 14 Mar 2017 08:21:00 +0000
Uh-oh, Doug's in trouble, something's come along and it's burst his aura of mediocrity! Shane Matthews, Director of Biological Resources, stops by the department for everyone's favorite yearly tradition: performance reviews! Meanwhile, Wade is totally here, you guys. Just listen to those realistic fist hits!
Shane Matthews- Bill Arnett
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode 21: The Huge. The Loud. The Marine.
Tue, 28 Feb 2017 09:21:00 +0000
Our Humanoid Resources pals deal with Blood Puncher this week- a Space Marine with a whole lot of room in his hearts for magic, Shakespeare, and probably an extra dick or two. Meanwhile, the Professor makes a tight squeeze. Who knew his ego could fit inside that vent? It's all Jameses, all the time this week!
Blood Puncher- James D'Amato
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode 20: The Man Down Under
Tue, 14 Feb 2017 09:21:00 +0000
This week, the HR boyz find out where all the water on the ship comes from, and...kind of wish they hadn't. Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation, hold up their end of a sneaky plan.
Dick Flynn II- Wink Stone
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Nineteen: The Love Bot
Tue, 31 Jan 2017 09:21:00 +0000
The HR Boyz get a visit from Purrow, the Love Robot, who, uhh, REALLY likes it when you pet her. Gonna take a while to make conversation at the water cooler again after this one, huh? Meanwhile, our new trio of adventurers, Wade, the Professor, and Danica Patrick (No Relation) set out on their own little questy-quest. Let's see how long it takes them to bring up the Professor's penis again, shall we?
Purrow the Love Robot- Julia Heynen
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode 18.5: Professor? I Hardly Know Her!
Tue, 24 Jan 2017 09:21:00 +0000
Oh God...why are we even doing this? Let's see what kind of crazy backflips of justification we can do to reincorporate this whacko into the fold. Come for the flimflam plot, stay for the extended erection bits.
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Eighteen: Return of the Hat.
Tue, 17 Jan 2017 09:21:00 +0000
The HR boys get a visit from an old friend, and boy is he fancy, schmancy, and in need of some romance-y. Meanwhile, Wade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation explore the secret passageway they found last time, and ALSO reunite with someone from their past. It's like a bunch of ships, all crashing into each others' burning carcasses in the night.
Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams, Trash Person
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
???- James Freetly
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Seventeen: The Gender Fluid Dude
Tue, 03 Jan 2017 09:21:00 +0000
Our favorite Humanoid Resources Professionals meet Lubomir, the Treenie, whose visit engenders some problems. Hoo baby, that's a hot hot pun right there! Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation, follow the mallow, and might...not...be...alooooone? Huhwhaaaaa?!
Lubomir the Treenie- Mike McCarron/Clay Lampshade
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Sixteen: The Shrinking Surgeon
Tue, 20 Dec 2016 09:21:00 +0000
Shrink your expectations for this one, folks! Doctor Orlando Calripken, a tiny physician/psychopath, swings by the HR office to ruin lives and confuse everyone. Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation may have solved the energy crisis, but, hell, we've gone a while without plot in that one, so how about a new crisis? There's a mystery afoot!
Doctor Orlando Calripken- Wes Young
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Fifteen: The Space Jock
Tue, 06 Dec 2016 09:25:00 +0000
Drk, a lacrosse-playin', robot-hatin', single-digit-IQ-possessin' college student joins the HR boys, and we see the vast vacuum of space reflected inside his tiny, tiny head. Meanwhile, Wade and Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation, Take a Look Around the government base, Break Stuff, and see Behind (Wade's) Blue Eyes. Man, these jokes are Rollin'. Something something Nookie.
Drk- Mike Aviles
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Fourteen: The Theatrical Otter
Tue, 22 Nov 2016 09:20:00 +0000
Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation may just have found their Fortress of Together-i-tude, but first they've gotta remind us how phallic the entrance is a few hundred times. Meanwhile, the HR boys visit with Griff, head of Straight Theatre, cuddly cinephile, and dope-ass monologist. You otter listen to this episode, I tell ya!
WARNING- Some tiny rocks started falling on the recorder as Wade and Danica made their way down the shaft. So it might get a little choppy near the end.
Griff the Otter- Damon Royster
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Thirteen: The ...Doctor?
Tue, 08 Nov 2016 09:20:00 +0000
Wade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation are livin' the America stereotype: running from the law while completing traditional road trip activities and tropes. But will their past ketchup to them? The HR guys reckon with the aftermath (or lack thereof) of Space Fest, and get reaaal down and dirty into the comedic gold mine of health care coverage with Severus Sna ples, a reformed Potterist who heads up Clones n Drones. Aunts on a LOG, this sounds hilarious!
Severus Sna ples- Kyle Dolan
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 25 Oct 2016 08:04:00 +0000
Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation promise they'll write, but camp's gotta end for everybody, right? Doug, Alien, and P16 celebrate SpaceFest, the holiday where you get drunk and tell secrets. Well, the holiday where you officially get drunk and tell secrets. The boys reveal some real bombshells. Let's see if they can save their bacon.
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Eleven: The Hyper-Crab
Tue, 11 Oct 2016 08:00:00 +0000
Wade gets crafty, and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation gets arts and crafty. But will things get sassy, or sax-ual? The HR dudez get a visit from Derglan Zorp, Hyperspace Tech, to try to pick up the pieces. Of Terry. Flizdead.
Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 27 Sep 2016 08:20:00 +0000
Wade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation are definitely going to give these tapes to their bosses. Once they make sure they're real. Whaaaat? Don't look at them like that! They're gonna do it! Eventually. Meanwhile the HR boyz get a visit from Floratron 7, who speaks for the plants. You know, like a metal, sentimental, OOH, senti-metal, ehh how about that hot applesauce for you, Lorax.
Floratron 7- Susie Allen
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Nine: The Omniscient Gas
Tue, 13 Sep 2016 08:15:00 +0000
With Michelle and the Professor at the bottom of Giza Falls, who will introduce us to episodes and plug things?? Meet Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation, and Wade Anderson, Intern. They're...more competent I think? Doug, Alien, and P16 are visited by Dale Isringhausen, a pile of gas, who knows all, I think? Hoo baby, this bit is really hitting...I think?
Dale Isringhausen- Spencer Rybacki
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 30 Aug 2016 08:17:00 +0000
Doug, Alien, and P16 are visited by Carmony Chupp Chupp, who is trying to make the best possible symphony of all time (until next year) and also decide if his boss is cat-phish-ing him. Michelle and the Professor dig up their ol' buddy Escape Pod, and...well...let's just say some season finale type stuff goes down, except this isn't a season finale, because this is a podcast, you idiot.
Featuring:
Carmony Chupp Chupp- Ben Harpe
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Michelle K. Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 16 Aug 2016 08:00:00 +0000
Michelle and the Professor and in deep doodoo now. Deep desert walking, held at gunpoint, non-sexy blindfold wearing doodoo. Doug, Alien, and P16 get a visit from the mysterious Captain Drew Butt, who is...uhh...well, let's just say mentally unstable doesn't really cover it.
Featuring:
Captain Drew Butt/Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Michelle K. Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 02 Aug 2016 08:00:00 +0000
Michelle and the Professor hang out, and put the fun in fungeon. The HR boys meet with Demetrius Clinkscales, who may or may not ride space horses. Alien tries out a new experiment.
Demetrius Clinkscales- Rudy Mendoza
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Michelle K. Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 19 Jul 2016 08:00:00 +0000
Michelle and the Professor assure you that everything is TS-A-Okay with them. Doug, Alien, and P16 spacewalk the boards with an other-world-class thespian. Put on your government issued spacesuits, there's lots of worlds out there!
Featuring:
Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Michelle K. Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Four: The Accounting Intern
Tue, 05 Jul 2016 08:00:00 +0000
WARNING- This tape was damaged when re-entering the atmosphere, and has some minor technical difficulties. You have been warned. Also the Professor spilled a Filet O' Fish on it, so...
The Professor and Michelle are on the up and up, or are they on the stuck and stuck? The HR boys get a visit from an intern whose name is as hard to pronounce as the hazing he's endured was hard to endure. Whew, that analogy flew a little too close to the sun. Good thing it's Red.
Featuring:
Szczyrba- Josh Bressler
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Michelle K. Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker
Artwork by Blair Britt
Tue, 21 Jun 2016 08:00:00 +0000
Michelle and the Professor spend some quality alone time, together. The HR boys make a splash and Doug gets a little H20-ver his head...again.
Featuring:
Puddle- Sarah Magnuson
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Michelle- Phoebe Stonebraker
Artwork by Blair Britt
Episode Two: The Maintenance Man
Tue, 07 Jun 2016 08:00:00 +0000
The Professor and Michelle discuss how to use their newfound discovery to get dat money. The HR boys are joined by Dorphoidal McGuire, the glue that keeps the ol' rustbucket in one rusty, bucket-y piece.
Featuring:
Dorphoidal McGuire- Scott Piebenga
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Michelle- Phoebe Stonebraker
Artwork by Blair Britt
Wed, 25 May 2016 07:45:00 +0000
Professor Barnabus and Michelle make a discovery, and try to fit it right in academia's butthole. Doug is introduced to his new space-home, his new space-job, and two idiots.
Featuring:
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Michelle- Phoebe Stonebraker
Artwork by Blair Britt