Season 4; 4.9 - The Last One

Sun, 16 May 2021 19:03:00 -0300

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Season 4; 4.8

Sun, 09 May 2021 19:01:00 -0300

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Season 4; 4.7

Sun, 02 May 2021 19:03:00 -0300

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Season 4; 4.6

Sun, 25 Apr 2021 19:00:00 -0300

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Season 4; 4.5

Sun, 18 Apr 2021 19:00:00 -0300

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Season 4; 4.4

Sun, 11 Apr 2021 19:00:00 -0300

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Season 4; 4.3

Sun, 04 Apr 2021 19:00:00 -0300

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Season 4; 4.2

Sun, 28 Mar 2021 19:00:00 -0300

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Season 4; 4.1

Sun, 21 Mar 2021 19:00:00 -0300

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This Is Gonna Holiday Finale Episode 5

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 19:00:00 -0300

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This Is Gonna Holiday Finale Episode 4

Mon, 08 Mar 2021 09:00:00 -0400

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This Is Gonna Holiday Finale Episode 3

Sun, 28 Feb 2021 19:00:00 -0400

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This Is Gonna Holiday Finale Episode 2

Sun, 21 Feb 2021 19:00:00 -0400

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This Is Gonna Holiday Finale Episode 1

Sun, 07 Feb 2021 19:00:00 -0400

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Season 4; 3.5

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 19:00:00 -0400

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Season 4; 3.4:

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 09:20:52 -0400

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Season 4; 3.3:

Sun, 27 Dec 2020 19:00:00 -0400

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Season 4, 3.2:

Sun, 20 Dec 2020 19:01:00 -0400

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Season 4; 3.1:

Sun, 13 Dec 2020 19:00:00 -0400

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Season 4; 2.6: Taking Back the Crown

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 21:04:06 -0400

Our heroes united, it's time to kick booty. But you knew they’d survive, that’s why you were rooting.

The moment is here, can the elves take it home, or will they fade into the unknown.

As this elven epilogue draws to a close, tune in next time as the time goes and goes.

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Season 4 , 2.5: Magical Windows?!

Sun, 29 Nov 2020 19:00:00 -0400

The time has now come, for sweet sweet revenge, but the Usurper’s been waiting so let’s see how this ends.

He’s got traps, he’s got tricks that await our team, some things the player’s have never yet seen.

The Splooshers are separated and must fend for themselves, to head back to the throne room to murder some elves.

Hang on Lorth as your friends do battle, hopefully they’ll make it back and some heads you can rattle!

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Season 4, 2.4: Aim Small, Miss Small

Sun, 22 Nov 2020 19:00:00 -0400

Elven brethren so close to revenge, up and down staircases around every bend. More trials await but they move through the night, a throne room is waiting and they must make it right. For too many years has the Usurper held the throne, but unlucky for him Lorth’s not alone. His brother and guildmates are with him till death, so tune in for this episode to see what comes next!

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Season 4; 2.3: Lead me, Follow me, or Get the H*** Out of my Way

Sun, 15 Nov 2020 19:00:00 -0400

Recruited by elfkin, and off with a flash, the Splooshers sploosh onward, there are skulls to be bashed. An army is waiting, for the time has arrived, to win back a homeland, yet all may not survive. What plan is awaiting, for victory's chance? Tune in this week and you might catch a glance. As our story moves forward, the battle cry sung, let it be known... the revolution has begun!

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Season 4; 2.2: Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir.

Sun, 08 Nov 2020 19:00:00 -0400

A meeting of minds, at a high place of learning, so much catching up, the wheels of time turning. Festivities had, songs sung, and drinks drank; it was time for that plot hook to come give a yank. Though partying and reunions may feel like the best, clearly destiny knows something is next. With a meeting in towers coming near dusk, it’s time for this weeks adventure! What a rush!

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Season 4; 2.1: Ideals are peaceful. Lor’Themar is violent.

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 19:00:00 -0400

After many years, we rejoin our friends; but it’s not quite time for their stories to end. They’ve been apart, different storms to weather, but things are at their best when they are all together. From children and spouses and schools and church. They’ll spring back to action with a bump and a lurch. But after fifteen years have their skills gotten rusty? Tune in to listen if you don’t friggin trust me!

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Season 4; 1.4: Lost and Found

Sun, 17 May 2020 19:00:00 -0300

For 1,000 years, this house has stood, but has it truly been a symbol for good? What secrets lurk beneath these floors? And if there's treasure, is it yours?   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 4; 1.3: Pieces of a Troublesome Puzzle

Sun, 10 May 2020 19:00:00 -0300

Finally reunited with the wizard Novun, 1,000 years just went by with a zoom. With all of their minds now working together, will things be made clear for the worse or for better?   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 4; 1.2: All That's Left

Sun, 03 May 2020 19:00:00 -0300

Left behind an incredible sum, who knows what the future could become? So many homes in the Capital's peaks, what kind of treasure is there to seek?   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 4 1.1: The End...Or Is It?

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 19:00:00 -0300

A week after their defeat of Aegisar and the Mage, the Goblin Splooshers still have questions for days! Will a trip to Novun's bring them the closure they need? Or are some answers never meant to be seen? Tune in to find out!

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This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 13: 'B'fore We Conclude

Sun, 19 Apr 2020 19:00:00 -0300

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen.

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This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 12: 'B'fore We Go

Sun, 12 Apr 2020 19:00:00 -0300

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen.

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This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 11: Pride Comes 'B'fore the Fall

Sun, 05 Apr 2020 19:00:00 -0300

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen.

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This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 10: 'B' Very Very Quiet

Sun, 29 Mar 2020 19:00:00 -0300

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen.

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This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 9: 'B'ing Human

Sun, 22 Mar 2020 19:00:00 -0300

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen.

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This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 8: Busy as a 'B'

Sun, 15 Mar 2020 19:00:00 -0300

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen.

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This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 7:  I Wanna 'B' the Best

Sun, 08 Mar 2020 19:00:00 -0300

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen.

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This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 6: 'B'lieve in Yourself

Sun, 01 Mar 2020 19:00:00 -0400

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen.

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This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 5: We 'B'long Together

Sun, 23 Feb 2020 19:00:00 -0400

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen.

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This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 4: Don't "B" So Aggressive!

Sun, 16 Feb 2020 19:00:00 -0400

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen.

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This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 3: Well-Traveled is the Way to 'B'

Sun, 09 Feb 2020 19:00:00 -0400

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen.

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This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 2: Don't 'B' Clowning

Sun, 02 Feb 2020 19:00:00 -0400

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen.

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This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 1: It's time to "B" Adventurous

Sun, 26 Jan 2020 19:00:00 -0400

 Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen.   Enjoy!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 57: The Godspeak Part 5

Sun, 19 Jan 2020 19:00:00 -0400

Four adventurers! Three seasons! One thrilling conclusion! The Final Episode! Is this the end for our heroes?! Tune in to find out!

We'll be publishing our previously recorded, but never before heard, B Team adventure in the nearby country of Maelorne, before learning what will happen to Etrun after the events of this final showdown in a short series of epilogues!

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Season 3 Episode 56: The Godspeak Part 4

Sun, 12 Jan 2020 19:00:00 -0400

Four adventurers! Three seasons! One thrilling conclusion! Is this the end for our heroes?! Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 55: The Godspeak Part 3

Sun, 05 Jan 2020 19:00:00 -0400

Four adventurers! Three seasons! One thrilling conclusion! Is this the end for our heroes?! Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 54: The Godspeak Part 2

Sun, 29 Dec 2019 19:00:00 -0400

Four adventurers! Three seasons! One thrilling conclusion! Is this the end for our heroes?! Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 53: The Godspeak Part 1

Sun, 22 Dec 2019 19:00:00 -0400

Four adventurers! Three seasons! One thrilling conclusion! Is this the end for our heroes?! Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 52: I Now Pronounce You...

Sun, 15 Dec 2019 19:00:00 -0400

Dearest Listener, you are cordially invited to bear witness to the joining of Brimbli and Stoomra in holy matrimony. May Meliana shine her face upon the happy couple and all who attend this joyous celebration.   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 51: Final Preparations

Sun, 08 Dec 2019 19:00:00 -0400

It's time to get dressed, all to the nines, oh my gods it's almost wedding time! Tomorrow's the day and there's not much to do, but speaking of gods, what's Gunta up to?   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 50: A Name is Earned

Sun, 01 Dec 2019 19:00:00 -0400

Wandering around in the heart of a city, they find themselves set on by the itty bitty. Now they'll take what they've fought for, take what what they've learned, to see if their name has truly been earned!

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Season 3 Episode 49: Well, That's Just Not Oh-Fey

Sun, 24 Nov 2019 19:00:00 -0400

Our adventurers take a much needed day, to relax and spend gold they've earned along the way. Brimbli's wedding is so close it's scary, it's too bad Perfidulo's situation looks "hairy"!

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Season 3 Episode 48: All Hail The Legion of Son-In-Laws

Sun, 17 Nov 2019 19:00:00 -0400

Hello, my name is Vertas, and this week you will meet my legion of Son-In-Laws and the newest inductees into my various legions! Tune in for my splendor!

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Season 3 Episode 47: Into the Woods

Sun, 10 Nov 2019 21:57:26 -0400

Now that the Air Cage has been resealed, all the party is alive and healed. Away for a wedding in sweet Orcaenem, good Brimbli and Stoomra, let love be proclaimed!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 46: Third Time's The Charm

Sun, 03 Nov 2019 19:00:00 -0400

On an adventure they didn’t quite choose. But like it or not, it’s the whole world to lose. So, now that it’s time for Cage Number Three, can they tune in and splush? Well, tune in and see!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 45: Silver Streak

Sun, 27 Oct 2019 20:00:00 -0300

The fight rages on. But all hope is not gone. As we look towards the gate. Who else lies in wait? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 44: Gale Force Winds

Sun, 20 Oct 2019 20:00:00 -0300

Now they face the storm golem’s lair. In hopes to seal the cage of air. As they fight the wind’s embrace. What power will they have to face? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 43: Turtle

Sun, 13 Oct 2019 20:00:00 -0300

We rejoin our party at the bottom of the hole. They’re closer than ever to reaching their goal. Further they delve towards the cage of air. What knowledge of old should they beware? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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This Is Not An Episode!

Sun, 06 Oct 2019 20:00:00 -0300

We just wanted to let you know we'll be back on track next week! In the meantime, feel free to visit thisisgonnahurtdnd.com!

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Season 3: My Gunta Has A First Name

Sun, 29 Sep 2019 20:00:00 -0300

Join us for a little mid-season hiatus where we learn more about some of our newer characters, now with Gunta!

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Season 3 Hiatus: Who Does Perfidulo Love?

Sun, 22 Sep 2019 20:00:00 -0300

Join us for a little mid-season hiatus where we learn more about some of our newer characters, starting with Perfidulo!

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Season 3 Episode 42: Pit Fall

Tue, 17 Sep 2019 10:39:50 -0300

They fight the genasi for entrance to the pit. They wanted access that the queen won’t permit.They were asked to leave but they just wouldn’t quit. Who will deal the critical hit? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 41: The Speed of Spell

Sun, 08 Sep 2019 20:00:00 -0300

They’ve spoken to the genasi queen. But she’s not convinced by what she’s seen. Win-darr heads down the pit anyway. Will they be captured, killed, or get away? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 40: Double Jeopardy

Sun, 01 Sep 2019 20:00:00 -0300

Their body parts, petrified. Their nervousness, justified. They seek to leave the room they’re in. What will they find further within? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 39: Loosely Associated Cluster

Sun, 25 Aug 2019 20:00:00 -0300

Korath won the weapon of Tremor. But now the gang must travel deeper. They search for the portal to the earth plane. What new knowledge will they obtain? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 38: Breaking Free

Sun, 18 Aug 2019 20:00:00 -0300

Korath and Trevor continue to fight. Stone versus stone, might versus might. As Perfidulo continues to pull. Will Win-Darr and Gunta be restored and whole? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 37: Stoneblessed Earthforged

Sun, 11 Aug 2019 20:00:00 -0300

Korath must duel for his honor alone. While Win-Darr and Gunta have been turned to stone. Trevor stands before him ready to fight. Will Korath have right kind of might?   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 36: Tunnels

Mon, 05 Aug 2019 08:50:00 -0300

Down in the pit they try to press on. They’ve escaped the genasi and Emmett’s still gone. They’re faced with tunnels, many and vast. What will they find and how long will they last?   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 35: Stoneball

Sun, 28 Jul 2019 20:00:00 -0300

The gang emerges in the Earth Plane. After Cindrus the Forgotten Flame has been slain. What they find is anything but mundane. Will they persist or will they refrain? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 34: The Forgotten Flame

Sun, 21 Jul 2019 20:00:00 -0300

Korath dealt a powerful hit. But the gang is still in the thick of it. The portal lies beyond the dragon and drake. But will they be too much to take? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 33: Cindrus

Sun, 14 Jul 2019 20:00:00 -0300

While searching for the yellow missing feature. They’ve awoken the undead wyrm creature. He’s said his name and asked for theirs. Will they have to say their prayers? Tune into fine out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 32: Yellow Diamond

Sun, 07 Jul 2019 20:00:00 -0300

The gang is reunited with Gunta the tortle. They attempt to evade the dragon and slip into the portal. They have plan A, plan B, and C. Will they make it, or have to flee? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 31: Hugs and Mugs

Sun, 30 Jun 2019 20:00:00 -0300

We rejoin the group in the caverns below. With wedding invites and a red dragon foe. With a fight insurmountable, the prize may be great. And what in the earth plane do they await? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 30: Green Lantern

Sun, 23 Jun 2019 20:00:00 -0300

More strange new creatures have appeared. This lair of monsters has become quite weird. But they still have not reached the plane portal. And when will they have the return of their tortle? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 29: Your Local Library

Sun, 16 Jun 2019 20:00:00 -0300

Before the gang can reach the plane of earth. They must fight an illithid and prove their worth. They’ve rested up, prepared to brace. But is this all they’ll have to face? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 28: Draconic Park

Sun, 09 Jun 2019 20:00:00 -0300

Exploring further through this place. They try to stealth without a trace. But they’ve been spotted and told to freeze. Who is this man whom they displease? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 27: PepperMint Condition

Sun, 02 Jun 2019 20:00:00 -0300

The gang has narrowly escaped from the fight. But something here is still not quite right. Gunta’s still gone and no one knows why. The question remains, who’s the new guy? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 26: Green Glass Door

Sun, 26 May 2019 20:00:00 -0300

The fighting continues with Gopher still fallen. The adventurers continue to put their all in. They continue down the perilous path. But how will they react to the aftermath? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 25: Gopher The Gold

Sun, 19 May 2019 20:00:00 -0300

We rejoin the party in the main storyline. Where things in Etrun are not going fine. They head to the temple to find the next plane. But will they ever see Gopher again? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3: This Is Totally Normal Episode 5

Sun, 12 May 2019 20:00:00 -0300

They’re tested and tried, exhausted and tired. This maddening mayhem is a trial by fire. This episode was so long, we cut it in two. Now let’s finish the story and bid this ado. Tune in to find out!

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Season 3: This Is Totally Normal Episode 4

Sun, 05 May 2019 20:00:00 -0300

So close to the end and so far from the start. They’ve overcome puzzles with cunning and heart. There’s just one more task before this is through. So the question remains, what will they do? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3: This Is Totally Normal Episode 3

Sun, 28 Apr 2019 20:00:00 -0300

They’ve done quite a lot, and they’ve seen even more. But something more puzzling still is in store. When your right is your left and your left’s just not right. What whimsical chaos will unfold tonight? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3: This Is Totally Normal Episode 2

Sun, 21 Apr 2019 20:00:00 -0300

Our adventurers seek to undo their cruel jokes. They journey this tricky and puzzling hoax. There‘s still so much to see and so far to go. When will they find this foolish, fun foe? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3: This Is Totally Normal Episode 1

Sun, 14 Apr 2019 20:00:00 -0300

This holiday begins in the beginning of spring. A wonderful, whimsical, maddening thing. The first of the month is the last you’d expect. It will leave you to wonder, what happens next? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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It's Mail Time! Episode 1

Sun, 14 Apr 2019 19:00:00 -0300

The first standalone mailbag episode with a giveaway and everything!

Tune in to find out how to win a Norse Foundry Boulder Die!

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Season 3 Episode 24: Only Fools Rush In

Sun, 07 Apr 2019 20:00:00 -0300

A wild turn of events. Nothing is making sense. So many questions in so little time. What are the reasons and what is the rhyme? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 23: The Main Event

Sun, 31 Mar 2019 20:00:00 -0300

Dheera v. Ning, the battle begins. As the gang watches anxiously, hoping she wins A one on one duel, there’s no room to fail. So the question remains, who will prevail? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 22: The Challenger

Sun, 24 Mar 2019 20:00:00 -0300

The morning of the fight is upon us at last. The arena is fill with the crowd that amassed. In just a few moments the battle commences. Will Dheera enable the proper defenses? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 21: Showdown Eve

Sun, 17 Mar 2019 20:00:00 -0300

As their night draws to a close. The tension of Dheera’s fight grows. Perfidulo’s alone, Win-Darr’s anything but. What secrets unfold when they follow their gut? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 20: Sweet Victory

Sun, 10 Mar 2019 20:00:00 -0300

The gang has won the final fight. But things are still not looking bright. Tomorrow Dherra fights for her life. So what will they do on the eve of this strife? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 19: The Tournament of The Monarch Part 7

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 19:00:00 -0400

We continue the final fight of the game. With the Super Shifters living up to their name. The victory today will claim the prize. But will there be another surprise? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 18: The Tournament of The Monarch Part 6

Sun, 24 Feb 2019 19:00:00 -0400

It’s time to fight in this final day. And try to move past last night’s dismay. To win this day is to win the goal. Who will prevail and who will fold? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 17: The Tournament of The Monarch Part 5

Sun, 17 Feb 2019 19:00:00 -0400

Day three a success. But now, a big mess. Something scary is on the field. Will its purpose be revealed? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 16: The Tournament of The Monarch Part 4

Sun, 10 Feb 2019 19:00:00 -0400

The most dramatic episode so far. The semi-finals raise the bar. Day three require wit and charm. Who will woo and who will harm? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 15: The Tournament of The Monarch Part 3

Sun, 03 Feb 2019 19:00:00 -0400

Remains and threats give them the creeps. As the gang settles in and tries to sleep. The morning of day two brings a new task and fight. But will the guys be able to last and will they have the might? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 14: The Tournament of The Monarch Part 2

Sun, 27 Jan 2019 19:00:00 -0400

Hide and seek was “child’s play”. But now the battle for today. The gang must pick a fighter to send into the ring. Who will fall the fastest and who will be winning? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 13: The Tournament of The Monarch Part 1

Sun, 20 Jan 2019 19:00:00 -0400

Everyone is here today. For the tournament is underway. So let the games begin. But who will be the first to win? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 12: Phone Home

Sun, 13 Jan 2019 19:00:00 -0400

The rest of the gang is still in Nerzvit. But to Stromels now we take a visit. It’s the happiest day of Brimbli’s life. But will there be some unknown strife? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 11: Old Friends, New Enemies

Sun, 06 Jan 2019 19:00:00 -0400

They awake and continue northeast on their ride. And make it to the mountainside. The city of Nerzvit meets their gaze. Will what greets them next also amaze? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 10: Brin-Tal Rental

Sun, 30 Dec 2018 19:00:00 -0400

The battle is done. The gang has won. But a score still must be settled. What’s Perfidulo got to do with the death knight and his metal? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 9: Too Stoneblessed to be Stressed

Sun, 23 Dec 2018 19:00:00 -0400

A roar rang out in Korath’s name. A challenger now enters frame. He seek to fight and to destroy. Will the gang be able to foil his ploy? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 8: Boy Barn

Sun, 16 Dec 2018 19:00:00 -0400

They’ve met a new friend on the road. Win-darr made a raven explode. Now a sword is vibrating unusually. What could the cause of this be? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 7: Perfidulo Kronita

Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:00:00 -0400

Korath got a warning. Before leaving in the morning. With Emmett along, they depart as three. What awaits them on this journey? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 6: Tremor

Sun, 02 Dec 2018 19:00:00 -0400

The group finds themselves with Emmett. Before Brimbli and the gang split. But before heading to Nerzvit they all must know. Why does Emmett want to go? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 3 Episode 5: Should I Stay or Should I Go?

Sun, 25 Nov 2018 19:00:00 -0400

Two paths to choose from, Dheera or Galandan. But Brimbli’s life may now have a different plan. The group must continue to keep Etrun out of strife. Will Brimbli go on or stay home with his wife? Tune in to find out.

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Season 3 Episode 4: Little Purple Flower

Sun, 18 Nov 2018 19:00:00 -0400

The gang makes it back to Etrun in the present. Their guild hall is built due to Ihkoh’s consent. It’s outer perfection cannot be denied. But what will they find once they’re inside? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 3: Life or Death

Sun, 11 Nov 2018 19:00:00 -0400

Brimbli thinks he knows the boy. Gunta helps him get a toy. Lies and secrets all around. Will the truth now be found? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 2: Lizard Wizard

Sun, 04 Nov 2018 19:00:00 -0400

On a boat once again. They know the where but not the when. Now they’re heading to Maridon somewhere in the past. What will they learn and how long will they last? Tune in to find out!

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Season 3 Episode 1: We’re Not In Etrun Anymore

Sun, 28 Oct 2018 20:00:00 -0300

Fresh, breezy, salty air. Now fills the atmosphere. We’ve rejoined the party so now we will see. Where in the world could they be? Tune in to find out!

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The State of the Patreon

Sun, 21 Oct 2018 20:00:00 -0300

Some quick announcements regarding the This Is Gonna Hurt Patreon!

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This Is Gonna Hurt Season 2 Recap

Sun, 21 Oct 2018 19:55:00 -0300

Where it all continued!

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This Is Gonna Hurt Season 1 Recap

Sun, 21 Oct 2018 19:50:00 -0300

Where it all began!

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The Job Board Episode 6: This Is Gonna Be The End

Sun, 07 Oct 2018 20:00:00 -0300

A goblin in the Goblin Splooshers? What could go wrong? Tune in to find out!

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The Job Board Episode 5: This Is Gonna Breve

Sun, 23 Sep 2018 20:00:00 -0300

This is definitely above their pay grade. What will Steven’s new character be? Tune in to find out!

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The Job Board Episode 4: This Is Gonna Hurt A Little

Sun, 09 Sep 2018 20:00:00 -0300

A little role play, a little combat, a little death? Tune in to find out!

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The Job Board Episode 3: This Is Gonna Be Dingerous

Sun, 26 Aug 2018 20:00:00 -0300

Combat! Remember, harming and/or killing a fictional dog is punishable by law. Will this be the last tale told by Dinger? Tune in to find out!

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The Job Board Episode 2: This Is Gonna Be Misunderstood

Sun, 12 Aug 2018 20:00:00 -0300

Zoinks! The gang looks for clues about the missing babies. What happens when four uncharismatic characters ask about an extremely sensitive subject? Tune in to find out!

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The Job Board Episode 1: This Is Gonna Be Math-Magical

Sun, 29 Jul 2018 20:00:00 -0300

A hippo, a gnome, a halfling, and a dwarf walk into a bar. Sound like a bad joke? Wanna know the punch line? Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 53: The Twilight General Store

Sun, 15 Jul 2018 20:00:00 -0300

Now we’ve come to the end of this grand season two. So here’s our last great adventure before three will ensue. They head back to the bar to catch up and to heal. As they try to discern what’s really real. What happens now when they open the door? And have they just crossed over into Lilifus’s General Store?   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 2 Episode 52: Last Call

Sun, 08 Jul 2018 20:00:00 -0300

The Duke’s party is underway. But Win-Darr has a thought that he can’t keep at bay. The cause is unknown but it seems quite dire. For it threatens the safety of the sire. Will he and the gang be able to fight it? And what information might come out despite it? Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 51: The UnSafety Dance

Sun, 01 Jul 2018 20:00:00 -0300

They found Win-Darr but something doesn’t feel right. Strange footsteps and magic have started their night. Now the party is starting and they’ve gotten a drink. But with all of this weirdness they better not blink. Who will be the first to arrive? And will they all make it out alive? Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 50: Where’s Win-Darr?

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:00:00 -0300

While the rest of the group discussed their HQ, Win-Darr was “looking for the lou”. Alone in the castle he wanders around, trying to sneak and not make a sound. What will he find and what will he lose? And in the end what will he choose? Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 49: Be Our Guest

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 20:00:00 -0300

Now the gang is nicely dressed. They enter early on the count’s request. They look for clues most unexpected. As to why they’ve been specially selected. What lies for them beyond the gate? And will it show them a piece of their fate? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 2 Episode 48: Takin’ Care of Business

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 20:00:00 -0300

The gang meets up with their new recruits. To test their skills and attributes. They hope to find some guild interns. To help fulfill the job board’s concerns. Will they have what it takes? Or will they make some grave mistakes? Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 47: Outsource-erer

Sun, 03 Jun 2018 20:00:00 -0300

The group hires Ihkoh to be their new management. After arguing over the cut of his percent. Now the gang is headed off to bed. To prepare themselves for what’s ahead. What will happen after a long night’s rest? And will they need to dress their best? Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 46: Ihkoh Eye

Sun, 27 May 2018 20:00:00 -0300

Cliff and Gunta have just met the mage. But now the group must turn the page. Our story continues in K-k’s bar. To see if the new guys are up to par. Will these new friend’s join the guild? And will their quests all be fulfilled? Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 45: New Recruits

Sun, 20 May 2018 20:00:00 -0300

The gang met a bearkin and killed the bad guy. Brimbli got a new gauntlet with a magic eye. Then Gunta finds Toko in the sarcophagus. It’s shocking, outrageous, and everything synonymous. What is the state of this friend that they’ve searched for? And will the damage be too much to restore? Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 44: Brimbli 451

Sun, 13 May 2018 20:00:00 -0300

They’ve rescued the dwarf, goliath, and boar, but the gang is in for so much more. They must find the source of the secret sea, and find a friend who’s raggedy. What will happen to all these allies? And what new enemies may soon arise? Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 43: Please Hold

Sun, 06 May 2018 20:00:00 -0300

They killed the foes behind the gate. But now the team will separate. Three paths to choose, Cliff flips the coin. But not all the others want to join. What familiar faces will they find? And what will they do with the man who’s blind? Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 42: Tunnel Vision

Sun, 29 Apr 2018 20:00:00 -0300

The gang now wanders down the stream. They search to find their rival’s scheme. Cliff is looking for his boar. While the others look to settle the score. Will the stream lead them out? Or deeper down the tunnel’s route? Tune in to find out! 

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Season 2 Episode 41: Cliff Hanger

Sun, 22 Apr 2018 20:00:00 -0300

We re-entered the story on a new stranger. His name is Cliff and he’s a human ranger. He was bound in chains without a chance. But the group couldn’t see him at first glance. Down below they had to go. And fight or dodge a dangerous foe. Will they succeed and free this man? And will they discover they’re rivals’ plan? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 2 Episode 40: Ranger Danger

Sun, 15 Apr 2018 20:00:00 -0300

Brimbli used Sleep to knock out the cook. So behind a secret door they look. What will they find and who will they meet? Will they press on or will they retreat? They try not to fight, just to be quiet. But talking too much they cause quite a riot. They have to use magic; they don’t have a choice. The big question is, who’s that new voice? Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 39: Struggle at the Saloon of Secret Sea

Sun, 08 Apr 2018 20:00:00 -0300

Reunited after Brimbli finishes his spell book, the gang sets off to the Saloon of Secret Sea to see what suspicious situation has been stirring. Slyly, they decide not to surrender all of their weapons this time. But what about the sketchy stalker? What will they find in the Saloon? And what is Gunta really capable of? Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 38: Old, Wise, and Dead

Sun, 01 Apr 2018 20:00:00 -0300

Returning to the Bar of the Barking Bard, the group sees some notes left on K-k’s job board. Deciding that Gunta is part of the party now, Win-Darr and Korath bring him to Brimbli’s room and they sums up their entire adventure and show Gunta all their secret magic stuff. However, they still have a lot of catching up to do. Who are the people in the pink bandanas? Who wrote that mean note? And what new words will Korath learn? Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 37: Half-Baked Plans

Sun, 25 Mar 2018 20:00:00 -0300

After stopping a fight between a halfling and a dwarf, Korath got some more information from the other goliath they had seen in the bar. Win-Darr continued to have no concept of money and Emit called upon the help of other creatures like Thonk. Gunta, as always, was writing everything down. Will his notes help the group? Will they find out what’s going on behind the closed doors in the Saloon of Secret Sea? And why is that halfling so angry? Tune in to find out!

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Nilbog's Tavern: This Is Gonna Hurt

Sun, 18 Mar 2018 20:05:00 -0300

Hi everyone! Steven and Owen were guests on a podcast from the guys who make Sea Dogs Podcast called Nilbog's Tavern. Check it out!

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Season 2 Episode 36: Water Is Expensive

Sun, 18 Mar 2018 20:00:00 -0300

Korath, Win-Darr and Gunta have just entered the Saloon of Secret Sea after surrendering all of their weapons. Looking for more information about Toko’s whereabouts, they meet Emit, the magical bartender. What information will they find? What’s happening to Etrun’s water? And will Brimbli ever finish copying spells? Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 35: Tortle See, Tortle Do

Sun, 11 Mar 2018 20:00:00 -0300

While Brimbli is busy copying spells, Korath, Win-Darr and Gunta set off into town to find intel. They head to the low city on a lead, but what will they find? Will Gunta ever get used to Etrun's customs? And how much more will Korath's gratuities grow? Tune in to find out!    http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 2 Episode 34: Overwhelming Freak Show

Sun, 04 Mar 2018 19:00:00 -0400

With their turtley new friend Gunta in tow, Win-Darr and Korath return to the Bar of the Barking Bard to find Brimbli hard at work on his spell recovery. Will the Tortle take to the group? Or are they more than he bargained for? Tune in to find out!  http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 2 Episode 33: Impulse Buy

Sun, 25 Feb 2018 19:00:00 -0400

Win-Darr, Korath and Brimbli continue their exploration of the city of Stromoles without their friend Lor'Themar. What kinds of poor purchases will they make and what kinds of crazy characters will they meet on their adventure? Tune in to find out!    http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 2 Episode 32: Party of Three

Sun, 18 Feb 2018 19:00:00 -0400

Minus one member of the party, Brimbli, Korath, and Win-Darr must forge onward to the next leg of their adventure. Will they prove capable of meeting there goals or fall short of them as they pursue the man who appears to be the mastermind plotting against them? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 2 Episode 31: Mysterious Men of Mystery

Sun, 11 Feb 2018 19:00:00 -0400

As he has their full attention, the warrior in black attempts to uncover the motivations of the group and shake their resolve. Can the group use this encounter to learn of their foe? Will they finally understand what they've gotten themselves into? Tune in to find out!    http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 2 Episode 30: The Shake Down

Sun, 04 Feb 2018 19:00:00 -0400

As Lor'Themar pursues a fleeing individual, will the rest of the group be able to keep up with the nimble elf? What information can they get from this person? Will it lead them closer to their ally, Galindan?     http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 2 Episode 29: Frenemy

Sun, 28 Jan 2018 19:00:00 -0400

Breaking rule number one, the party splits. As Korath walks off with a former acquaintance, will Lor'Themar intervene? Will Brimbli's search for magical ink keep Win-dar from a tasty treats? Tune in to find out!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 2 Episode 28: Lost Pages

Sun, 21 Jan 2018 19:00:00 -0400

With their first breaths of fresh air from the prime material plane, the Goblin Splooshers set out to meet with their allies and begin the hunt for their lost companion Toko. But with a festival taking place in the city, perhaps it is a good opportunity to celebrate their victory in the water plane and enjoy the festivities!    http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 2 Episode 27: Toasty Bun

Sun, 14 Jan 2018 19:00:00 -0400

The group continues their fight with the guardian! With half of the group either incapacitated or near death, will they ever make it back to the material plane? Tune in to find out! 

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Season 2 Episode 26: Hot Water

Sun, 07 Jan 2018 19:00:00 -0400

The hits keep on coming as our heroes continue to face off against the second guardian. Will they succeed in battle or get burned to a crisp trying? If you can't take the heat, then get out of the fire cage! 

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Season 2 Episode 25: You Are My Sunshine

Sun, 31 Dec 2017 19:00:00 -0400

The Goblin Splooshers face off against another guardian, this time in the Elemental Cage of Fire, judging from all the lava. Will the adventurers be able to withstand this foe? Will they all come back in one piece? Tune in to find out! 

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Season 2 Episode 24: Oysters vs. Clams

Sun, 24 Dec 2017 19:00:00 -0400

The adventurers find themselves in front of another door and realize they don't have a key. Win-Darr learns a little more about the Magic Conch! Will one of the adventurers lose something else on this Plane? Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 23: Can You Even Drive?

Sun, 17 Dec 2017 19:00:00 -0400

Lor'Themar wanders off by himself and Win-Darr learns something new! What else could possible happen in the Elemental Plane of Water? Tune in to find out!    http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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Season 2 Episode 22: Ignorant Foreigners

Sun, 10 Dec 2017 19:00:00 -0400

The party discovers a new city and has some down time as they prepare to lock the elemental cage of fire. Who will they meet and what type of shenanigans will they get into?

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Season 2 Episode 21: The Chalk Zone

Sun, 03 Dec 2017 19:00:00 -0400

Our friends find themselves facing unexpected foes. Will the brash actions of one of them help or hinder the group?

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Season 2 Episode 20: Arts and Crafts

Sun, 26 Nov 2017 19:00:00 -0400

The group gets in touch with their creative sides as they face new challenges both foreign and familiar. Will they succeed or will their efforts fall short?  

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Season 2 Episode 19: Ahoy, Mateys!

Sun, 19 Nov 2017 19:00:00 -0400

As our Heroes search the desolate sea they receive some ghastly news and encounter an even ghastlier threat.   

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Season 2 Episode 18: Win-Darr's Home For Imaginary Friends

Sun, 12 Nov 2017 19:00:00 -0400

How many objects is Win-Darr going to talk to?! What will the adventurers find as they set out into the Water Plane?! Tune in to find out! 

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This Is Gonna Halloween Part 4

Sun, 05 Nov 2017 19:01:00 -0400

Join the heroes of Etrun as they are once again transported to a different realm, this time of monsters and nightmares in part 4 of our 2017 holiday special!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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This Is Gonna Halloween Part 3

Sun, 05 Nov 2017 19:00:00 -0400

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This Is Gonna Halloween Part 2

Sun, 29 Oct 2017 20:01:00 -0300

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This Is Gonna Halloween Part 1

Sun, 29 Oct 2017 20:00:00 -0300

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Season 2 Episode 17: Not A Karen In The World

Sun, 22 Oct 2017 20:00:00 -0300

As our group travels deeper, they face their first resistance in the water plane. Will they overcome this challenge, or will they find themselves in a watery grave?

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Season 2 Episode 16: Current Sea

Sun, 15 Oct 2017 20:00:00 -0300

After their first encounter with the denizens of the elemental plane of water, the Party heads out into the unknown looking for assistance. With two potential paths what will the group do? Listen in to sea… what lies ahead! 

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Season 2 Episode 15: Water, Water Everywhere And Not A Drop To Drink

Sun, 08 Oct 2017 20:00:00 -0300

After an emotional encounter with their lost companion TOKO, the gang broke on through to the other side of the portal. What awaits them in the Elemental Plane of Water? Dive in to this week's episode and find out!   

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Season 2 Episode 14: Boss Fight Nightmare

Sun, 01 Oct 2017 20:00:00 -0300

Travesty! The beloved TOKO has returned, but with a blood vendetta against the gang. Blood will be shed, but from whom?! Please make sure all hands and feet are secured while riding this emotional roller coaster!  

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Season 2 Episode 13: Unagi

Sun, 24 Sep 2017 20:00:00 -0300

Our four heros plunged into the murky depths of the Great Lake Briasanna and found their way to The Water Temple. A pulled muscle (or two) and a temper-tantrum later, the gang started to make some headway through this ancient aquatic pantheon. What trouble awaits them within? Is it more eels?! Find out today! 

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Season 2 Episode 12: Do All Eels Shriek?

Sun, 17 Sep 2017 20:00:00 -0300

After the gang rummaged through some of the cool stuff in Aegisar's apartment, they ventured off to secure a boat ride to the Water Temple. A brief "reintroduction" with a friendly face allowed them to find the literal Boat Guy. Will treading the Water Temple be easy? Or will missing a key make them reset the game? Tune in to find out!  

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Season 2 Episode 11: I Know A Guy

Sun, 10 Sep 2017 20:00:00 -0300

What a sleepover! How will the next day hangover our boys' heads? Will they need a fistful of bacon or something else to get them moving? Tune in and find out!

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Season 2 Episode 10: Drinking Buddies

Sun, 03 Sep 2017 20:00:00 -0300

The adventurers celebrate their recent battle and turn to acquaintances for help and advice, and of course, booze. What could possibly go wrong? Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 9: Haste Lays Waste

Sun, 27 Aug 2017 20:00:00 -0300

The crew continue their fight against a member of the Twelve, and Lor'themar continues to try to prove himself in his latest battle. Will he be able to overcome the obstacles in his way? Will the adventurers be able to end this without losing a member of their own? Tune in to find out!  

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Season 2 Episode 8: The Arena, The Rematch

Sun, 20 Aug 2017 20:00:00 -0300

The gang got a VIP tour of The Tower of the Twelve in Strommels and ran into some familiar and new faces. After being brought into Etrun's version of The Danger Room, Aegisar proposed a rematch with the generous offer of a 20 second head start. Will there be yelling? And can Win-Darr do anything without having to explain his actions? Tune in and find out! 

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Season 2 Episode 7: It's Not Me, It's Yuu

Sun, 13 Aug 2017 20:00:00 -0300

The gang meets more members of the 12 Hands of the Monarch, and they meet one of their biggest fans as well! Who could it be?! Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 6: Just a Jaunt

Sun, 06 Aug 2017 20:00:00 -0300

The Goblin Splooshers have run into a blast from the past! But is it the past for everyone? Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 5: A Little Tied Up

Sun, 30 Jul 2017 20:00:00 -0300

The guys learn their actions have real consequences! What will the people they've just met have to say about that?! Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 4: Party Boat!

Sun, 23 Jul 2017 20:00:00 -0300

The adventurers set off some fireworks as they fight to claim control of the docks and save as many citizens as they can! Will they be successful?! Tune in to find out!

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Season 2 Episode 3: The Boop of Doom

Sun, 16 Jul 2017 20:00:00 -0300

Our heroes are already in the thick of a dockside brawl. But, it appears they have some help! Who are these new allies? More questions will be raised and hopefully some will be answered in this week's episode!

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Season 2 Episode 2: New Year, New Me

Sun, 09 Jul 2017 20:01:00 -0300

After cracking open a few cold ones, the boys meet up with Galindan at Lor'Themar's *former* favorite spot. Turns out he's ready to introduce his new friends to the family. Things have been heating up in Etrun, so turn up your AC and tune in to find out what happens next! 

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Season 2 Episode 1: Reunited And It Mostly Feels Good

Sun, 09 Jul 2017 20:00:00 -0300

A full year has passed since our four adventurers sealed the Earth Gate and went their separate ways. How will they find each other again? Will old wounds be healed? And will Lor'Themar finally accept Brimbli? Tune in to find out in the brand spankin' new Season 2! 

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The History of Etrun

Sun, 25 Jun 2017 20:00:00 -0300

Learn all about the history of Etrun with Owen in the last installment of between-season episodes before Season 2 comes back July 9th!

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Owen's Interview

Sun, 11 Jun 2017 20:00:00 -0300

Join us as the players turn the table and take turns asking Owen questions about running the game and running the world!

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Craig's Interview

Sun, 28 May 2017 20:00:00 -0300

Join Owen and Craig as they delve into the character of Win-Darr in the fourth of four interviews with the players!

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Steven's Interview

Sun, 14 May 2017 20:00:00 -0300

Join Owen and Steven as they delve into the character of Brimbli in the third of four interviews with the players!

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Jeremy's Interview

Sun, 30 Apr 2017 20:00:00 -0300

Join Owen and Jeremy as they delve into the character of Lor'Themar in the second of four interviews with the players!

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Alex's Interview

Sun, 16 Apr 2017 20:00:00 -0300

Join Owen and Alex as they delve into the character of Korath in the first of four interviews with the players!

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Episode 44: Some Stand Tall While Others Fall - Season One Finale

Sun, 02 Apr 2017 20:00:00 -0300

The Sentinel is the only obstacle that stands between our adventurers and their goal of securing The Earth Seal. Can they all overcome this foe? Or will some be left in the plane of air? Tune in to the season one finale of This Is Gonna Hurt! 

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Episode 43: Do You Speak Armor?

Sun, 26 Mar 2017 20:00:00 -0300

The adventurers finally reach their destination and the final obstacle in this part of their journey. What will happen? Tune in to find out!

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Episode 42: Was Daedalus A Freelancer?

Sun, 19 Mar 2017 20:00:00 -0300

This week Brimbli and Korath really wish they knew Message! But why? Tune in to find out!

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Episode 41: There's Something Funny In The Air...

Sun, 12 Mar 2017 20:00:00 -0300

As the boys trek onwards, they begin to feel... different. What could this yield for our Fantastic Four? Who will say something out of character? Take a listen and find out!

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Episode 40: Is Link Short For Lor'Themar?

Sun, 05 Mar 2017 19:00:00 -0400

What will the adventurers find as they walk through this mysterious portal? And what crazy shenanigans will they get up to? Tune in to find out!

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Episode 39: I Don't Know Anything About Genies

Sun, 26 Feb 2017 19:00:00 -0400

The Goblin Splooshers tries to think of creative ways to defeat this terrible foe. Will they be able to bring him down in an unconventional manner or are they just out of luck? Tune in to find out!

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Episode 38: Is this Aladdin?

Sun, 19 Feb 2017 19:00:00 -0400

The gang learns why you should never rub random shiny metal objects. Nothing good comes of it. Can they face down this mighty foe and come through unscathed?! Tune in to find out!

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Episode 37: Don't Forget It!

Sun, 12 Feb 2017 19:00:00 -0400

After a brief, rideless fight with the Aarakocra, our heroes venture onward and upward in The Tower of the Wind. How long must they look up at the ceiling before their necks hurt? And where is this blasted rock elevator taking them? Turn up the volume and fill the air with today's episode of This Is Gonna Hurt!

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Episode 36: Be Strong, Korath!

Sun, 05 Feb 2017 19:00:00 -0400

Upon entering The Tower of the Wind, our boys came to realize that it was for the birds. Will someone ride an eagle-person? Or will these humaoid birds of prey turn our heroes into mince meat? Tune in to find out!

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Episode 35: Brimbli Isn't The Only One Who's Crazy... Or Is He?!

Sun, 29 Jan 2017 19:00:00 -0400

As the gang recovers from fighting foes, sand, and a giant hole, one member appears to be at wit's end. Is he? How will the others take it? And who's ready for The Tower of The Wind? Tune in to find out!

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This Is Gonna Christmas: Episode 5

Sun, 22 Jan 2017 19:00:00 -0400

DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN?! Well, I guess you should tune in to find out what the heck happens next!

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This Is Gonna Christmas: Episode 4

Sun, 15 Jan 2017 19:00:00 -0400

Check out Episode 4 of our Christmas special! This is gonna get a little bit crazyy.

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This Is Gonna Christmas: Episode 3

Sun, 08 Jan 2017 19:00:00 -0400

Join us in part 3 of our Christmas adventure! What will the Winter characters find in the Mountains of the South? Tune in to find out!

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This Is Gonna Christmas: Episode 2

Sun, 01 Jan 2017 19:00:00 -0400

Part 2 of the This Is Gonna Hurt Christmas adventure!

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This Is Gonna Christmas: Episode 1

Sun, 25 Dec 2016 19:00:00 -0400

Part One of our first holiday adventure! We hope you enjoy it as much as we did!

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Episode 34: When Land Attacks! - Part 3

Sun, 18 Dec 2016 19:00:00 -0400

The adventurers have found themselves in quite a predicament, and it seems like there might not be a way out for one of their number! Will they be able to escape this swirling vortex? Tune in to find out!

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Episode 33: When Land Attacks! - Part 2

Sun, 11 Dec 2016 19:00:00 -0400

Did you ever want to know how much damage you could do to a nose? And are you concerned for the adventurers safety? Well, you should be!

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Episode 32: When Land Attacks! - Part 1

Sun, 04 Dec 2016 19:00:00 -0400

Who are these mysterious figures and when will Brimbli and Korath learn message?! Are there hidden motives here or do people just not like the Goblin Splooshers? Tune in to find out!

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Episode 31: Can You Hear Me Now?

Sun, 27 Nov 2016 19:00:00 -0400

The adventurers have made their way through a magical desert and forget they know how to speak out loud. Seriously, where's Galindan?

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Episode 30: Who Wants A Last Name Anyway?

Sun, 20 Nov 2016 19:00:00 -0400

The adventurers defeat those dragons with the help of one of the Twelve Hands of the Monarch, but what will they run into next? Tune in to find out!

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Episode 29: I Think He's A Little Bit Of A Show-Off

Sun, 13 Nov 2016 19:00:00 -0400

What will the adventurers face as they cross into this strange magical desert? And how do you say this guy's name again? Tune in to find out!

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Episode 28: I Feel Like I've Seen You Before

Sun, 06 Nov 2016 19:00:00 -0400

The adventurer's have found themselves in a dilemma of their own making for once! What will happen as they go to face the consequences of their actions? Tune in to find out!

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Episode 27: How Much For That Folding Boat In The Window?

Sun, 30 Oct 2016 21:25:51 -0300

The Goblin Splooshers have freed the Riverside Town and have met some interesting new characters. What will happen as the adventurers ready themselves for the next part of their quest? Find out on this week's episode of This Is Gonna Hurt!

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Episode 26: It Was All A Dream! - Part 4

Sun, 23 Oct 2016 20:00:00 -0300

It seems the gang is in a bit of a pickle. Do they let their friend live? Or die? What will they do? And what consequences will their actions lead to? Tune in this episode to find out!

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Episode 25: It Was All A Dream! - Part 3

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 20:00:00 -0300

After finally finding a key they can use and open a door with, The Goblin Splooshers trek further into this mysterious cave. Will the mystery voice rewind them? Or will it be kind and let them adventure more? Tune in to find out!

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Episode 24: It Was All A Dream! - Part 2

Sun, 09 Oct 2016 20:00:00 -0300

This dream world doesn't seem to be much of a problem for our adventurers, except for maybe Lor'Themar. What'a the deal with this key? Find out in this week's episode of This Is Gonna Hurt!

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Episode 23: It Was All A Dream! - Part 1

Sun, 02 Oct 2016 16:00:00 -0300

Our boys broke the golden rule of adventuring and touched the shiny object that's putting everyone to sleep in The Riverside Town. What will happen in this warped reality they enter? Tuck yourselves in while their story is told!

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Episode 22: TOKO's Guide To The Riverside Town

Sun, 25 Sep 2016 16:00:00 -0300

The gang dozes off by their dwindling campfire, but their adventure with TOKO has just begun. What gems of knowledge will TOKO bestow upon them? And how can he help them with the coming challenges ahead? Delve into this week's episode to find out!

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Episode 21: Yeah, He's That Kind Of Guy...

Sun, 18 Sep 2016 16:00:00 -0300

After saving the mysterious old man from a certain lizardy death, the gang hears about him. A lot. Join in on the fun this week with The Goblin Splooshers+1!

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Episode 20: Not A Dragon

Sun, 11 Sep 2016 16:00:00 -0300

The Goblin Splooshers have encountered a foe without any Goblin heritage! Will they be able to defeat it, or is this new foe outside of their area of expertise?

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Episode 19: Do Magical Tattoos Hurt?

Sun, 04 Sep 2016 21:00:26 -0300

Join our heroes as they make their way back into town and get ready to continue on their adventure. Where will The Mage's mission lead them? Tune in to find out!

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Episode 18: Moar Goblins?!

Tue, 30 Aug 2016 23:02:46 -0300

The self-proclaimed Goblin Splooshers fought their way through dark hallways and hoards of goblins to find a secret chamber deep within Toothclaw Cavern containing a wealth of forgotten knowledge. What shall they do with their newly acquired brainpower? Tune in to find out!

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Episode 17: Is Galindan okay?

Sun, 21 Aug 2016 16:00:00 -0300

What will the adventurers find in Toothclaw cavern? And why is Galindan always running off and forgetting to come back in time to help? There's only one way to find out! Tune in to this week's episode of This Is Gonna Hurt!

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Episode 16: Death by Tripping

Sun, 14 Aug 2016 20:38:24 -0300

The adventurers continue to make their way through Toothclaw Cavern. How many ways can they come up with to kill some goblins? Tune in to find out!

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Episode 15: How Much For Some Horc Coconut Water?

Sun, 07 Aug 2016 16:00:00 -0300

The gang has to face some hangovers and eat some Shenglish Muffins before heading out to Toothclaw Cavern. Join us to find out what they'll face!

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Episode 14: You Won't Like Win-Darr When He's Angry Either!

Sun, 31 Jul 2016 16:00:00 -0300

What kinds of shenanigans will the adventurers get into as they mingle with the townspeople before they delve into Toothclaw Cavern? There's only one way to find out! Tune in to this week's episode of This Is Gonna Hurt!

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Episode 13: Is Awkward Damage A Thing?

Sun, 24 Jul 2016 16:00:00 -0300

After our boys escaped from the crumbling city of Valorn, they found that they had to make their way to a location indicated in Grayson's secret journal. What will happen when they get there? Only one way to find out! Tune in to this week's episode of This Is Gonna Hurt!

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Episode 12: You Wouldn't Like Korath When He's Angry

Sun, 17 Jul 2016 16:00:00 -0300

What will happen to the adventurers as they try to make their escape from Valorn and fight their way past these mysterious foes that pop up again and again?! Tune in to find out!

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Episode 11: Did We Kill Bill & Ted?!

Sun, 10 Jul 2016 16:00:00 -0300

What will the adventurers run into as they try to escape the calamity that is striking the city of Valorn? Is there a way out? Will Lor'themar ever stop collecting clothes? Tune in to find out!

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Episode 10: How Much Damage Does A Building Do?

Sun, 03 Jul 2016 16:00:00 -0300

Join our heroes as they attempt to uncover the secrets that Grayson hid from the world and try to figure out who they can trust in this crazy world anyway!

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Episode 9: The Orc and his Kite

Sun, 26 Jun 2016 21:55:18 -0300

Do the adventurers have what it takes to defeat all the giant rats that they've found? Are they smart enough to figure out their way through Grayson's defenses? What's radiation damage anyway? Tune in to find out!

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Episode 8: Does Magic Cause Radiation Damage?

Sun, 19 Jun 2016 21:39:00 -0300

Our adventurers continue down the rabbit-hole and try to uncover Grayson's secrets! What will they find in his apartment and where will it take them next? Tune in to find out!

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Episode 7: What About Gravity Damage?

Mon, 13 Jun 2016 01:11:23 -0300

The adventurers are making their way into the middle city. Listen along as they figure out how to get into Grayson's place to investigate their friend and his connection to a hidden society!

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Episode 6: The Truth Doesn't Always Hurt

Sun, 05 Jun 2016 23:20:43 -0300

As our boys find a place to lay their heads, the plot thickens as they begin to unravel the mysteries around them. Who was Grayson, really? And what become of Galindan? Only time will tell...

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Episode 5: Well, He Has One Arm Now

Sun, 29 May 2016 21:56:23 -0300

The adventurers have arrived in the port city of Valorn. Join them as they try to uncover the cause of their friend's death and avenge him.

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Episode 4: Can You Use Another Character As A Weapon?

Sun, 22 May 2016 23:37:58 -0300

Will the gang be able to survive these mysterious figures who have attacked in the night? Will they find out who they are and what they want? Only one way to find out! Tune in to see what happens to these scrappy adventurers in Episode 4!

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Episode 3: How Many Healing Spells Do We Have Again?

Sun, 15 May 2016 21:26:51 -0300

This week, our adventurers avenge their new friend Grayson and intend to bring his killers to justice. Will they be able to stand against these new forces? Tune in and find out!

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Episode 2: Are Swords Really Fatal?

Mon, 09 May 2016 01:00:27 -0300

Find out what the adventurers did after murdering a bunch of goblins and get to know that mysterious old man on the boat!

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Episode 1: Don't Get Seasick

Sun, 01 May 2016 21:57:39 -0300

Our first episode! Join us as the adventurers set out on a new journey! Where are they going? What will they do when they get there? What are their names?! Let's find out together!

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