Season 2 - Episode 13: Fast Pitch, or Lazy Bases - Part 2, or Still Fucking Friday, In Case You Were Wondering

Fri, 07 Apr 2017 06:56:26 +0000

And we're back! It's the season finale, the top of the 6th inning, and the Lizard People are up 6-5. The world order is at stake! So we have one question for you: Are you ready for some soft...ball?

Season 2 - Episode 12: Slow Pitch, or Lazy Bases - Part 1

Fri, 31 Mar 2017 17:41:59 +0000

It's the first part of the season finale, so get your pennants and softball caps ready! It's the Lizard People vs. the Illuminati! Who will win control of the Illuminati Office and the Earth? 

Season 2 - Episode 11: Ascendance Day, or How The Fuck Is It Still Friday?!

Fri, 24 Mar 2017 06:36:38 +0000

The Moleman's prophecies were true! Elder Lizard Prime and her loyal lounges of lizards are drawing up battle plans and ascending from the Inner Earth in their fleet of Magmabusses to conquer the Illuminati once and for all!

Season 2 - Episode 10: Underground Ocean Orphanage, or Also Still Friday Somehow?

Fri, 17 Mar 2017 13:37:47 +0000

Ahoy! Mystery Ken and Trouble the Cat are marooned in a pipe sticking out of the vast underground ocean, until a mysterious day care boat arrives in their time of need. Will our two lost souls become guests aboard this eerie ship, or will they join the ranks of the captive orphans? 

Season 2 - Episode 9: Mazes & Minotaurs, or Also Still Friday

Fri, 10 Mar 2017 06:01:00 +0000

Mazes! Minotaurs! Musicals! The unhinged, subterranean Moleman traps our small party of Illuminati coworkers with a dangerously imaginative game of his own design!

Season 2 - Episode 8: HR Giger's VHS Dungeon, or Also Friday

Fri, 03 Mar 2017 14:54:04 +0000

Down we go into HR Giger's dungeon to check out his expansive VHS collection for clues about the Lizard People. Perhaps our intrepid office workers will find the answers they seek in the home movies of HR's old unhinged friend - the Moleman!

Season 2 - Episode 7: Illuminati Courtroom, CVU (Corporate Victims Unit), or Friday

Fri, 24 Feb 2017 06:46:53 +0000

Deception! Impostors! Lizard People! Turns out the new interns were scouts sent up from the Lizards in the Inner Earth to infiltrate our beloved Illuminati! Let's take them to court! Everybody, into the conference room for a quick courtroom parody sesh...

Season 2 - Episode 6: A Very Doobie Episode, or Like Thursday, Man

Fri, 09 Dec 2016 07:06:12 +0000

Ruh-Roh! It's a midseason finale! Jaime Buffet & his buddy Roadie stumble upon a body, Chaad & Mikey aka the Bizness Boyz are back in action to solve the crime, and secrets are revealed about the mysterious new interns!

Season 2 - Episode 5: Synergy Reloaded, or Wednesday

Fri, 02 Dec 2016 04:59:46 +0000

Hank and Lloyd have a special treat for their new intern Guy Fieri! He's in for a cosmic whirlwind of flavor!

Season 2 - Episode 4: Incognito CEO, or Tuesday Night Primetime

Fri, 25 Nov 2016 18:20:08 +0000

Tonight on a very special Clerk & Dagger, Satan is in disguise and on the ground floor in the newest episode of the hit reality TV show Incognito CEO! Will the workers at the Illuminati figure out it's him? Will Satan learn a valuable lesson about life as a low-level employee? What cool gifts will Satan dish out at the end? Find out tonight on Incognito CEO!

Season 2 - Episode 3: Welcome to the Human Zoo, or Clawsday

Fri, 18 Nov 2016 08:03:52 +0000

It's Clawsday in the depths of the Inner Earth, so you know what that means! Let's all go to the Human Zoo! Yes, it's the perfect day for all the lizard boys and girls to listen in on the human specimens go about their business in their natural sitcom habitats. Be sure to pay a visit to one of the newest captives known as…Mystery Ken.

Season 2 - Episode 2: Interns, Interns, Interns (Interns), or Still Friday

Fri, 11 Nov 2016 07:30:50 +0000

Sam and Jimothy meet this mysterious new batch of interns and divvy them out to train under other coworkers. Keep an eye out on these fresh new faces!

Season 2 - Episode 1: Infamous Assassins Memorial Day Carnival and Picnic Jamboree, or Friday

Fri, 04 Nov 2016 08:39:40 +0000

No one escapes the office of the Illuminati! Clerk & Dagger returns to find Samantha Newberg settled into her well-earned role of "All-Star Intern" and overseeing a company carnival and picnic jamboree. New food is invented! Four new interns arrive! Tammy reveals a secret!

Episode 13: Casual Friday Forever, Pt. 2

Fri, 20 Nov 2015 07:45:34 +0000

In this second and final part of the season finale, Sam goes to the depths of bathrooms to find a mystical object long thought to be non-existent and quite possibly the only object that could stop Mystery Ken's evil plan -- The Rule Book!

Episode 12: Casual Friday Forever, Pt. 1

Wed, 11 Nov 2015 14:46:40 +0000

Sam awakens from the Dream Machine into a world of Casual Friday - a world of shorts, lime-a-ritas, and some jams! How is Sam going to get through the first part of this super-casj Clerk & Dagger Finale?

Episode 11: The Dream Machine

Wed, 04 Nov 2015 08:10:23 +0000

While locked and knocked out within the Dream Machine, Sam appears inside HR Giger's weird dream. She must find her way out with the help of Lil Dream Giger to investigate Mystery Ken's mysterious plan.

Episode 10: Fiddlesticks, or Thursday

Wed, 28 Oct 2015 09:12:18 +0000

Sam is distracted from her task of gathering signatures to follow a mysterious sound. What secrets will she uncover? What lives in the foul depths of the office park?

Episode 9: The Bizness Boyz Solve a Crime, or Wednesday Pt. 2

Wed, 21 Oct 2015 05:41:22 +0000

Chaad and Mikey take it over and go through the office to solve a mystery in their own kickass way! Y'all ready for this?!

Episode 8: Department of Breakrooms, or Wednesday Pt. 1

Wed, 14 Oct 2015 05:55:16 +0000

Gary quests for an outlet for the scavenger hunt to win Gail's affection, customer service gals Sallie Mae and Chevrolette hang out in the breakroom and take everybody down a peg, and Sam returns from the Cryptozoo!

Episode 7: New Employee Safety and Training Video, or Tuesday

Wed, 14 Oct 2015 05:51:40 +0000

After waking up from a long nap/sedation, Sam is placed in a room to watch an old copy of "New Employee Safety and Training" video.

Episode 6: Tammy's Monday, or Monday

Wed, 07 Oct 2015 02:23:15 +0000

Tammy's favorite day of the week has finally arrived: Monday! In order to keep the internet on, she must lead the weekly ritualistic bloodletting and lasagna potluck to appease the Wise One.

Episode 5: The Bathroom Priest, or Friday

Wed, 07 Oct 2015 02:16:25 +0000

Everybody's gotta go to the bathroom sometime during the workday! While you're there, chat it up with everyone's favorite Bathroom Priest! You don't have much of a choice, he's always there for you! Samantha confesses her progress to the Bathroom Priest, and the mysterious evil mastermind truly behind the petition for Casual Friday emerges...

Episode 4: Gary's Call, or Thursday

Wed, 07 Oct 2015 02:10:54 +0000

Gary hasn't made a single phone call in customer service for years because of his D20-based contract. He's been on an incredible three-year luck streak! He spends most of his lonely days in his head as his heroic, high-fantasy self. However on this day of all days - Gambling Day - his luck is about to change!

Episode 3: The Department of Synergy, or Wednesday

Wed, 07 Oct 2015 02:08:31 +0000

After getting a secret mission from the Bathroom Priest, Sam's new job is to go around the office to get a mysterious petition signed. Her first stop: The Department of Synergy, which just barely contains the very energized, buzzword-inventing Hank and Lloyd!

Episode 2: Human Resources, or Tuesday Afternoon

Wed, 07 Oct 2015 01:15:37 +0000

Uh oh! Looks like Samantha's actions landed her into the biomechanical lair of Human Resources, which is managed by none other than HR Giger!

Episode 1: Sam's First Day, or Tuesday

Tue, 29 Sep 2015 03:16:27 +0000

Samantha Newberg starts a strange new job she found on Craigslist and meets her absurd coworkers.