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Thank God For Plan B, Because Plan A Didn't Work - Vol 1



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I believe that in everyone's life there is “PLAN A” and a “PLAN B”; however, not in the traditional sense as in having a backup plan, but rather ...Plan A: Is designated as the time in one's life before you personally met Christ. PLAN B: Is after you met him and you now have a personal relationship with him, and this life should be distinctly different from your Plan A. It is my belief that your Plan A is where Satan attacks you in the attempt to throw you off course in the effort to prevent you from meeting your objective of “Why you are here on this earth in the first place”. In this story we follow what happened to the main character named “Jonathan Butler” and how he handled his "Curve Ball”. We watch through five different novels how he adjusts to life’s challenges and his many attempts to return to center and find his way back to Christ.


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PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-56

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 20:59:47 +0000

Don’t Talk in your Sleep, you’ll tell on yourself

Newlyweds suddeny don't sleep together after just one time...she has a headache...Until she says, “Craig, it’s nice of you to creep into my bed, I’ve been wondering how long it was going to take you to get here


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-55

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 20:51:23 +0000

Marla…I Think I love you…

He went to the gym to clear his head when he saw the sexiest set of legs that went all the way up and made a perplexing, but wonderful ass of themselves. So with his mind clear and he now refocused...he finds out that he is not the right complexion...but he is the exception.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-54

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 20:47:30 +0000

What’s up Snake…Fuck you Snake…

Envy always rears its ugly head. If you ever hear, "When i grow up I want to be just like you". Get them away from you immediately, becuase they will try to become you...But where is Moat n Gator? Gabby????


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-53

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 20:36:57 +0000

Welcome to Mercy General…May I help you?

seven days had past and suddenly he awoke. But Moat was gone long ago somewhere...But she laughed at him and he betrayed him and suddenly he could walk again.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-52

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 20:29:10 +0000

Moat n’ Gator in deep trouble…

The door opened and there stood this fine ass sister; she had hazel eyes, pumps, a glass of liquor and holding a bottle of scotch…nothing else! Then he stopped, turned, and ran back to the woman. Took the glass, drank the scotch, gave her the glass back, pulled her to him and gave her the deepest kiss he could manage under the circumstances. He fingered her pussy then took his fingers and put them on her lips allowing her to taste her pussy while he deeply kissed her again


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-51

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 20:23:38 +0000

I thought about you…

Visions of lovliness danced in my head, as my dick gentle quaked in my sleep... Really!


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-50

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 20:19:48 +0000

Will you be my Daddy…yeah, but who’s my mommy?

I’m scared to ask if your real name is even Michaela…IS IT”, Jonathan asked coyly? “No… it isn’t as a matter of fact and as you indicated we will sit down and I’ll tell you everything. That’s if you can handle it”, said Michaela.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-49

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 20:15:11 +0000

The robbery…Dead Doo Doo…

Yeah he's dead for sure...but so is Sidney


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-48

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 20:03:19 +0000

Bad Frog! (Shaking head from side to side sorrowfully)
Dead Frog…

Frogs gone now...or is he? Did you bury him Moat? How much money did you get from the robbery? about 6 million, said Moat.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-47

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 19:55:24 +0000

I want my DADDY, n’ you too Jonathan…

“Old Granddad” was his drink of choice; he walked over to Gabriella and offered to spike her cocoa, she just beamed and held out her cup.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-46

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 19:52:21 +0000

What the fuck…

They befriended her and stole a key to the house and they used ether to put her in a deeper sleep....and sneaked into her bedroom and had their way with her...but in the attic...there was a camera


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-45

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 19:45:41 +0000

So what, you did it too…

He walked and she was unable to pry herself from her current task. It was as if she let it go, she would die...but what is a ball and a bat, asked little Chris?

 


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-44

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 19:42:13 +0000

Dumb ass Doo Doo…But damn, Carlos!

Yeah he's gonna pay with his life, and out of no where, Doo Doo was dead...so they thought. In switched Carlos, driving a fuckin Pacer...gotta wash, gotta clean!


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-43

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 19:37:19 +0000

Never half do what you should have done right, in the first place…

because she was fair complected, he handled her like glass, so delicately and sure. She frowned becuase she wanted timberlands unlaced for that rugged feel and traction, she wanted to be spanked, and her hair pulled and spanked again and again....but his phone butt dialed his own woman.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-42

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 19:29:19 +0000

Bye Bitch…Hello Marlenda…

and then she spoke, and this whiny ass sound emmitted from her. The kind of sound that makes you want to just start swinging and kill the source of the noise.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-41

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 19:07:54 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen, can we talk…

Ain’t nothing worse than a scorned ass woman! She will lie and wait on your ass; they write warning songs about what women do to your ass so that the rest of our dumb asses won’t fall into the same trap. “It’s Cheaper to keep her”, “I wish he wouldn’t trust me so much”, “When my back was turned, she burned me to death”, “Grits on mah face, Grits on mah face, the bitch a pot of grits on mah face”


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-40

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 18:44:22 +0000

You doin’ daddy, and I’m doin’ you…

“Look, yes they touched me; I wouldn’t have it any other way. No! They did not rape me, yes; I did all three of them! Yes, yes, yes, you want details too?”


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-39

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 18:40:24 +0000

The Nanny, Jonathan, Gabby and him…

You wanted me around, now that I am coming to you I find you in the arms of another. jealousy rears its ugly head and suddenly your nanny is sitting on my face. Well now, however did that happen?


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-38

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 09:08:03 +0000

Peeping Toms get what they deserve…

She peaked thorugh the shear curtains and saw more than she needed to see. He put her in a head lock and messed up her hair. But she woke up in his arms smiling.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-37

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 09:00:32 +0000

Introducing…the NANNY…phoine heffa…

yeah but I'm gonna follow you home and find out more about you. I need to know


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-36

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 08:38:50 +0000

This shit ain’t about OJ…

The riots were about injustice and being disadvantaged, bamboozled and bewildered. Perhaps he killed them or he didn't, but no one cared about that. The care was about brutality and unfairness under white lawslessness, the pillaging was thrown in...just because.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-35

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 08:33:24 +0000

So let’s get your ass home…

As the car stopped suddenly, she hit her head on the dashboard and slumped to the floor…blacking out again. Jonathan just sat there thinking, “This bitch almost got us killed you dumb ass motherfucker!”


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-34

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 08:24:34 +0000

Don’t blame me for your situation…

I kept calling you and calling you Jonathan, and you never came and helped me, you never showed up, and I hated you for that. I kept calling you and calling you Jonathan, and you never came and helped me, you never showed up, and I hated you for that


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-33

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 08:21:03 +0000

Does she live around here?

So she left that uncarrying environment and moved far away.

The driver asked, “Do you want me to keep the engine runnin Mack? Two hookers were found dead in that apartment on last week. This don’t look good, you don’t exactly look like you belong here”, warned the cab driver.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-32

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 08:07:12 +0000

Let’s Meet the Brother in-Law…

She trashed those that loved her, again and again and she delighted in their tragedy. Now the oppressor is now the oppressed, she is beaten and afraid. Why should she receive any assistance...the real question is Will she appreciate the help?


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-31

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 08:02:16 +0000

“H” is for HONOR…but she stole my money

He worked all summer towards his goals and expected a bountiful payday. Instead, he was deceived, jilted and threatened. Now there is no Honor amongst thieves.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-30

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 07:53:20 +0000

Aww…Shit boy…

No Really...go ahead


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-29

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 07:46:46 +0000

“Whose coochie is this?” “Mines”, she replied

So you finally stopped by her house and realized that just because sex,might as well sex, so what I lied sex...just isn't the same


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-28

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 07:43:02 +0000

This is where it all began…

In steps the baby sitter…There is a Danger when the Male Head out of place in the Godhead and the home. It leaves the family vulnerable and out of place. But it is just as traumatic to a male as it is to female, or a child to be accosted or abducted and touched inappropriately. Rape is Rape! it is just as traumatic to a male as it is to female, or a child to be accosted or abducted and touched inappropriately. Rape is Rape!


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-27

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 06:48:58 +0000

Aintee…

He had his hands in her hair and he pulled her head up and down towards his body. He was making noises, and she was too; and Jonathan was thinking, “Is my brother seeing all of this?” What is he doing about that?


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-26

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 06:38:40 +0000

They just plain ole rotten to da core…

He looked and saw some spinach in the food area and thought, “If this works for Popeye, it could work for me, and even mom says that if I eat it, I’ll be big and strong!” So he picked it up, and started eating it; the big woman server said, “No eating in line little boy!” She was too late; Jonathan hurried the little portion down his throat and mumbled, “I’m still going to pay for it”.  “I don’t care; quit chewing in my line[She stuck her hand out], “Give it to me!”Jonathan swallowed, and he didn’t even notice any change in his appearance like it does Popeye, nevertheless, he was convinced that he was stronger because cartoons don’t lie like people do, and they don’t let you down.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-25

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 06:32:21 +0000

Roosevelt Harris…

He was Daddy, he was Friend...

He realizes that he misses Roosevelt when he finds himself using just the face cloth to wash and dry with, and the large body towel is hanging on a hook just waiting to be used.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-24

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 06:21:56 +0000

Nasty fucka…but I like it still…

“Relax, I mean really… relax”. Jerome looked down and said, “Oh shit!” She’d unzipped his pants while dancing


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-23

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 06:18:13 +0000

GET OUT BITCH!

Could you eighty-six her and everything that looks like her! Instead she left on her own.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-22

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 06:09:50 +0000

I don’t love you…REALLY…
Mark interrupted her, “Gabby when I am going to see you again?” She looked up from her washing off and said, “At work why you ask, have you heard something I haven’t heard? Am I fired or something?” “No, No! I mean like this, when will we meet like this again”, asked Mark? Gabby slid into her shirt, picked her thong up off the floor and tossed it to him and said, “When I come and get those back from you!” Mark sniffed the thong deeply and looked up and the door closed


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-21

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 05:55:11 +0000

Some fucking friend you are…

So he noticed her mannerisms and her demeanor when she is lying. He paid attention to everything; as a matter of fact he put everyone in his sphere under that type of pressure sooner or later. This is so that he can personally know about the integrity of an individual, so he can know simple things like, “If they are lying or not”.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-20

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 05:48:40 +0000

Sometimes I scare myself…

“He wouldn’t apologize to me, I asked him twice”. He said, “I ain’t apologizing to no Nigger!” So I punched him like you said and he tried to hit me back, I got madder and jumped on top of him and hit him until he went to sleep”


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-18

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 05:26:56 +0000

She Used Me…

“Is Michaela in?”  “Yeah she is, but she says that if you ask, to tell you that she is sleeping…so she’s sleeping. She did ask me to give you these, and to close the door as soon as I give you the keys; [sound of keys being exchanged] so with no further ado here you go and here’s the part where I close the door” [Door slams shut]. Jonathan turned and walked away

 


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-17

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 05:21:56 +0000

A Shitty Situation...

Jonathan snickered as he recalled her trying to run; it reminded him of the ESPN highlight when a lineman intercepts the football and tries to score. The commentator or announcer says its and interception and there the big guy goes…rumbling…bumbling…stumbling…he, could…go …all...the…way…he scores! [More intense snickering]She was slipping on her own doo doo;


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-16

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 05:02:51 +0000

The Unbreakable Coochie...

So we've all been here, we've all had obstacles that led to absolutley no where. We were sure that we'd met all of the obligations to reach our destiny. We dotted the i's and crossed the t's but yet, we fall short again and again. But wait, we're young, we can punt and segin again...um..where is my wallet? ah there it is, give her ten dollars and send her hom....


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-15

Sat, 15 Aug 2015 05:00:00 +0000

Drifting back and fourths…

Some times you run into your soul mate and there is nothing that you have to do except enjoy the moment and all that it brings. Interesting enough you relax thinking that the relationship will never end. Then the two of you seperate and after relationship after relationship you realize that it still has not ended. But you can't find them anywhere.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-13

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 22:25:51 +0000

Someone’s been sleeping in my bed…

fatigue had overcome the young doctor and nurse becuase of thier professionalism and attention to detail. There came a time when they went their seperate ways. Unbeknown to either of them their paths will cross again


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-12

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 22:18:12 +0000

Don’t be so curious Gabriella…

You might just find what you are looking for. Yall are so nasty


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-11

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 22:16:29 +0000

Mothers be careful how you handle my Heads…

Yeah you won them in court, you fought hard for them. Or he simply has shucked his responsibilities. Nevertheless, disgruntled or not, you have to choose your men better, you have to mature sooner than you had planned. You must provide a blueprint that would allow you to raise a future Head of Houshold. Hypocrisy is not allowed!


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-10

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 22:10:50 +0000

The Baptismal Bunch…

Is there just one that would like to give their life to the Lord? Can I get just one, begged the Preacher? Yeah you can all of us, come on boy and bring the soap...we getting baptisted!


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-09

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 22:00:26 +0000

Insertion of Principles…

Refinement, Molding and Diligence all lead to the road of Principles.

Can we talk?


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-08

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 21:56:35 +0000

Essential Pussy Placement…

So all of this time you thought you knew exactly what you were doing. You thought that she was pleased with your efforts. Now you find out that you didn't have a clue Mr. Man! Not one clue!


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-07

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 21:50:54 +0000

When Jonathan met Michaela…

Not again...another chance meeting? last time someone came at him like that he had teh biggest scare of his life....he felt threatened, confused and alone. But then she fanned her hair and the windows open and he found himself in a familiar place and that is where he left her.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-06

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 20:58:59 +0000

Straight out the movies…

I have been waiting all of my life for you and you are not getting away from me ever, she said.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-05

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 20:51:58 +0000

The Beat Down…

Introducing Moat N Gator...enough said...


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-04

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 20:45:57 +0000

Battered and Abused…

so how so we find a way to end this madness...call the cops? No we tried that and we got laughed at. What then? I know lets call the dawgs and rectify this situation.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-03

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 20:38:27 +0000

Lost and turned out…

Domestic abuse is never the answer! spouse abuse syndrome sets in and the woman gets lost within herself. Unless we can get a handle on it and those punks that like to hit woman...no one is safe.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-02

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 20:23:17 +0000

The Encounter…

The hunting grounds are for the thick skinned only. Think you have what it takes? Gabriella does and she is in it to win. Lets watch as she invites herself into the life of Jonathan...it should be interesting...unless of course you walk in and the pastor is reading your obiturary.


PB-ThankGodForPlanBVol1-01

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 19:11:57 +0000

Just like Genesis...This ain’t the beginning…

So lets meet a couple of the main characters

Jonathan, Gabriella and Monique

who what where when and why do we care...lets find out


A word from the Author

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 19:03:10 +0000

Jonathan Butler had a call on his life and satan knew the impact that he would have on his kingdom should he realize who he was in the Spirit realm and the power that he came equipt with.  He needed to be taken out immediately, but first lets destract him. 

Thank God For Plan B, becuase Plan A didn't work. This has nothing to do with the traditional definition of having a back up plan. Plan A is your life before you met Christ. Plan B is after you meet him. In your Plan A is where Satan tries to divert your attention from your reason for being. His objective is to kill you by any means necessary.