Hell Comes With Wood Paneled Doors
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Creator: Christopher Gronlund
Synopsis:
A humorous coming-of-age story about a family traveling cross country in a possessed station wagon.
Completion status: Finished
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Episodes:
Chapter 21 – Salvation at the Rim of Hell
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:59:46 +0000
The O’Briens finally make it to the Grand Canyon, where they have the final showdown with the Inferno. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that […]
Chapter 20 – Yes, It’s True–Satan Owns My Father’s Soul
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:57:14 +0000
James finds out all he he gave up when he signed the contract to buy The Inferno. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any […]
Chapter 19 – The Church of the Holy Visage
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:53:47 +0000
In an old church along Route 666, The O’Briens face off against the sinister force that has possessed Lucky. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know […]
Chapter 18 – Of Half-Buried Cadillacs and Fully Possessed Chihuahuas
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:50:58 +0000
The O’Briens begin the day in the Texas Panhandle, at Cadillac Ranch. After a stop in New Mexico to look at rattlesnakes, Lucky’s true nature is revealed. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and […]
Chapter 17 – A Visit From Bubba
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:48:16 +0000
Mary’s worst fears are realized during a stop at a campground in Texas. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter of Hell […]
Chapter 16 – The Patron Saint of Bingo
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:45:43 +0000
With only $5 to their name, the O’Briens hit a bingo hall in the hope that Mary can turn $5 into something more. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each […]
Chapter 15 – The Writing on the Wall
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:42:40 +0000
Is Lucky alive or dead? What happens when the O’Briens make a stop at Stuckey’s? And more important: what happens after the Stuckey’s stop? * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio […]
Chapter 14 – Clyde McAllister’s Gator Village and Civil War Memorial
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:38:02 +0000
The O’Briens visit Clyde McAllister’s Gator Village and Civil War Memorial, where something really bad happens to Lucky. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given […]
Chapter 13 – Swelling Itching Brain
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:35:21 +0000
When Michael’s put in charge of caring for Lucky, things go very wrong and Mary becomes very angry! Fortunately, there’s a moment of peace between the morning mayhem and arriving at Clyde McAllister’s Gator Village and Civil War Memorial. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before […]
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:32:21 +0000
Michael wakes up to something moving outside the tent, and the Inferno gets Michael alone… * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. Just know that any given chapter […]
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:29:25 +0000
Lucky launches his most blatant attack against Michael yet, and the O’Briens visit Elvis Presley’s Graceland. There, Mary’s life is changed forever. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio […]
Chapter 10 – Lost Deep Down in the Belly of the Earth
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:26:20 +0000
Lucky taunts Michael again, and the twins go missing inside Mammoth Cave. When all’s back to normal, the O’Brien’s belch and fight around the campfire. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories […]
Chapter 9 – Big Dick’s Breakfast Revival
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:22:34 +0000
The owners of the campground invite the O’Briens to breakfast, where a creepy prayer and an amorous Lucky send Michael to the bathroom for an escape from the madness. There, Michael finds something beneath the sink that makes him wish he stayed at the table. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled […]
Chapter 8 – A Breath of Fresh Air
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:18:40 +0000
A stop at a campsite results in Mary and Margie fighting over June’s ashes. After Michael tells James about Lucky’s possession, the Inferno launches its most vicious attack against Michael yet. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m […]
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:15:54 +0000
Back on the road, the Inferno shows its true nature, Lucky’s transformation takes another wicked turn, and Michael becomes a firefighter. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to each audio episode. […]
Chapter 6 – Fried Squirrels and “Buttermilk”
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:12:36 +0000
When the O’Briens stop in the hills of West Virginia to pick up Aunt Margie, James spends time with Michael’s uncle, Otis, while Michael is forced to hang out with his creepy cousin, Daryl. It’s an up-close look at the crooked branch of Michael’s family tree. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood […]
Chapter 5 – The Genetic Puddle from Whence I Crawled
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:07:26 +0000
As the O’Briens pull into Aunt Margie’s driveway and Michael gets his first glimpse of her house, he thinks about his family history and where it all went wrong. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going […]
Chapter 4 – St. Christopher vs. The Dead Cow
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:02:35 +0000
Finally on the road, the O’Briens’ trip to pick up Aunt Margie in West Virginia begins with an argument. Things only go downhill from there. In spite of Michael’s attempts to have some fun on the trip, Michael faces attacks by Lucky, Olivia and Elvis, and even The Inferno. And that’s all before Mary forces the […]
Chapter 3 – When I Dream, I Dream of Hell
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 11:58:59 +0000
The morning the O’Brien’s get ready to leave for their road trip to the Grand Canyon, everything that can go wrong, does go wrong. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going back and adding advisories to […]
Chapter 2 – The Big Orange Hole in the Ground My Grandmother Loved So Dearly
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 11:54:36 +0000
Michael ponders what strange force has kept his parents together, while James and Michael’s mother, Mary, strike a series of deals regarding The Inferno and Mary’s pet Chihuahua, Lucky. Also witness the opening moves in the ongoing mental chess match that Michael plays with his evil younger siblings, Elvis and Olivia. * * * Content […]
Sun, 16 Jan 2022 11:48:42 +0000
When Michael O’Brien’s father, James, buys a new car just in time for the family vacation, he signs away more than his old ’74 Gremlin as a trade in. * * * Content Advisory: Hell Comes with Wood Paneled Doors was recorded in 2010, before I started running content advisories before episodes. I’m not going […]