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The Lost Cat Podcast



Synopsis:

The entirely true adventures I have had while trying to find my cat.


Genres: Horror

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Episodes:

Season 5, Episode 9: Earthquake

Sat, 31 Dec 2022 18:05:40 +0000

An earthquake rocks the neighbourhood, giving me another lead in the search for my cat.

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Season 5, Episode 8: The Ultimate Truth Of The Universe

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 17:53:40 +0000

In which is revealed the ultimate truth of the universe.

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Season 5: Episode 7: Foie Gras

Fri, 09 Dec 2022 17:44:38 +0000

In which I and my housemates track down a terrible monster attacking people in the local area, mostly by going to the pub.

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Season 5: Episode 6: The Crack In The Wall

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 16:25:01 +0000

In which a good friend buys a fancy new apartment, and then falls through a crack in the wall.

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Season 5: Episode 5: The Dunnering Demon

Fri, 05 Jun 2020 15:07:04 +0000

In which my cat solves a murder in an English Village.

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Season 5: Episode 4: Birds

Fri, 08 May 2020 13:19:04 +0000

Birds are amazing!

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Season 5: Episode 3: Humans Screaming

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 11:08:38 +0000

My cat goes to space, and makes a friend.

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Season 5: Episode 2: Spinning Around

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 11:44:09 +0000

A kid I know starts spinning around, and will not stop. I try to help.

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Season 5: Episode 1: Rocks In His Pockets

Sat, 28 Mar 2020 12:34:48 +0000

The further adventures of my lost cat, this time taking him out to a lake in the country, where he encounters a group of partying teens...

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Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 10 Pt 2

Fri, 14 Dec 2018 10:15:51 +0000

The fight takes to the skies in a desperate flight towards safety, in this, the conclusion to The Hollow City.

This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

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Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 10 Pt. 1

Fri, 14 Dec 2018 10:12:20 +0000

The final battle rages in the flooded depths of the Hollow City.

This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

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Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 9

Fri, 07 Dec 2018 10:43:02 +0000

Lisica infiltrates The Hollow City as she makes preparations for her ultimate plan.

This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

 

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Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 8

Fri, 30 Nov 2018 10:58:48 +0000

A desperate fight leads to dark revelations.

This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

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Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 7

Fri, 23 Nov 2018 09:57:05 +0000

Lisica goes on a secret mission to infiltrate the headquarters of The Fillers.

This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

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Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 6

Fri, 16 Nov 2018 11:23:22 +0000

In the heart of the vampires' lair, Lisica plays a deadly game.

This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

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Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 5

Fri, 09 Nov 2018 10:04:12 +0000

Lisica explores The Hollow City, in search of the vampires' lair.

This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

 

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Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 4

Fri, 02 Nov 2018 10:34:10 +0000

Lisica finally heads down in to the Hollow City. Also: vampires.

This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

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Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 3

Fri, 26 Oct 2018 10:13:06 +0000

Lisica joins forces with the ghost in a mortal struggle against a new enemy.

This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

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Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 2

Fri, 19 Oct 2018 09:38:27 +0000

Lisica tracks a child-stealing ghost through the night.

This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

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Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 1

Fri, 12 Oct 2018 14:37:52 +0000

Lisica patrols the city at night with a mask on her face and a blade on her back, but this night will hold all kinds of suprises...

This season will tell one continuous story, so I would ask you listen from this first episode.

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Special Episode: The Man Who Walked In To The Sea

Sat, 19 May 2018 10:47:00 +0000

This special episode is not about cats, but about an island, a little girl, an old lady, and the dark things that happen when one of the villagers goes missing...

 

I hope very much you enjoy this story, and I hope to be back with some more Lost Cat soon enough. Let us see!

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Special Episode: The Lost Cat: Pet Detective

Sat, 05 May 2018 09:24:44 +0000

Perhaps, over the course of this podcast, you have wondered from time to time, just exactly what my cat has been doing while it has been lost. Well: here is the answer.

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Season 3 Episode 10: I Get Killed

Sun, 26 Nov 2017 11:39:00 +0000

In the horrifying, bloody conclusion to Season 3, I come face to face with my Mortal Enemy in a final, brutal showdown.

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Season 3: Episode 9: Hell

Sun, 12 Nov 2017 10:34:24 +0000

The definition of hell is anything you can not escape, and I continue the search for my cat.

This is a slightly more grotesque episode than normal for The Lost Cat, so I thought I should warn everyone. Don't worry. It is not that bad.

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Season 3: Episode 8: The Perfectly Ordinary Day

Sun, 21 May 2017 10:56:41 +0000

Absolutely nothing special happens. Nope. Nothing to see here.

 

 

NB. My huge thanks to EJ Lee and Chay Collins. You can find their music here: https://dreamboatexpress.bandcamp.com/ And their podcast here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/wiiging-out/id1182822098

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Special Episode: The Puppet Ballerina

Sun, 07 May 2017 11:42:18 +0000

A short story about a circus, a princess, and the very strange dancer who was the star of the show.

This is not a 'real' episode of The Lost Cat Podcast, but instead a reading of one of my short stories. Life got in the way, I am afraid, and I did not quite finish the next episode in time.

I hope you enjoy this very special episode, and I hope to be back on the normal schedule for the next one.

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Season 3: Episode 7: Life Is Pain

Sun, 23 Apr 2017 11:04:12 +0000

Me and a friend attend a funeral while hungover, and then we steal the coffin.

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Season 3: Episode 6: Dinosaurs

Sun, 09 Apr 2017 12:00:34 +0000

No-one deserves to get eaten by dinosaurs.

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Season 3: Episode 5: Fireballs

Sun, 26 Mar 2017 12:32:17 +0000

I encounter dark magic when I investigate a hipster cult that is using cats in their rituals

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Season 3: Episode 4: Explosion

Sun, 12 Mar 2017 13:57:23 +0000

A close friend is caught in the middle of a very strange explosion.

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Season 3: Episode 3: Rats

Sun, 26 Feb 2017 16:00:42 +0000

My search leads me to Old Mary The Butcher, who uses every part. Episode contains a lot of rats.

 

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Season 3: Episode 2: The Stranger On The Street

Sun, 12 Feb 2017 12:05:39 +0000

My housemates and I attempt to leave the house. The results are mixed

 

The Lost Cat is copyright 2017

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Season 3: Episode 1: The Monster That Ate Me

Sun, 29 Jan 2017 11:39:06 +0000

A monster eats me.

 

The Lost Cat is copyright 2017. The podcast is available on iTunes and Stitcher now, so do please rate and review as this helps me enormously. Ta!

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Season 2: Episode 6: The End

Sun, 04 Dec 2016 10:55:49 +0000

In this final episode of Season 2, we all of us meet our fates. If you believe in such things, of course.

Season 2 tells one complete story, so it best to listen from the first episode. All the other episodes are standalone, though, so you can dip in as you fancy.

 

The Lost Cat will return in the new year, but in the mean time I hope very much you found listening to Season 2 worthwhile. Good luck, and keep following cats.

 

The music this episode was: It Was Always Gonna Happen

 

The Lost Cat Podcast is copyright 2016.

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Season 2: Episode 5: Strange Weather

Sun, 20 Nov 2016 09:47:01 +0000

In this episode there is a momentous meeting between Spiris and The Empty Man, as his plan reaches its conclusion.

Season 2 tells one complete story, so it best to listen from the first episode. All the other episodes are standalone, though, so you can dip in as you fancy.

The music this episode is: Worse Storms

 

The Lost Cat Podcast is copyright 2016

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Season 2: Episode 4: Darkness

Sun, 06 Nov 2016 11:18:57 +0000

In this episode I try to help the masked figure Lisica, while the city crumbles around us.

Season 2 tells one complete story, so it best to listen from the first episode. All the other episodes are standalone, though, so you can dip in as you fancy.

The music this episode is: It's Dark Outside

 

The Lost Cat Podcast is copyright 2016

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Season 2: Episode 3: The Empty Man

Sun, 23 Oct 2016 13:39:34 +0000

In this episode we follow a trail of cats, and find the city being torn to pieces by someone only known as The Empty Man

Season 2 tells one complete story, so it best to listen from the first episode. All the other episodes are standalone, though, so you can dip in as you fancy.

The music this week is 'Live In Fire'

 

The Lost Cat is Copyright 2016

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Season 2: Episode 2: Exotic Gravities

Sun, 09 Oct 2016 14:39:20 +0000

In this episode, the mystery of the lost cat is finally solved, a mysterious figure is met, and a deeper mystery is revealed. It is a mysterious episode.

Season 2 tells one complete story, so it best to listen from the first episode. All the other episodes are standalone, though, so you can dip in as you fancy.

The music in this episode is 'The Stars Fall From The Sky'

 

Copyright 2016

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Season 2: Episode 1: The Lost Cat

Sun, 25 Sep 2016 17:37:42 +0000

They say 'you don't know what you've got til it's gone'. Well, what happens when it comes back?

'The Lost Cat' is the first episode of season 2 of The Lost Cat Podcast.

Season 2 tells one complete story, so it best to listen from this first episode. All the other episodes are standalone, though, so you can dip in as you fancy. 

The music this episode is 'Bottle Of Wine'

 

Copyright 2016

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Season 1: Episode 10: Ghost

Mon, 03 Nov 2014 05:00:00 +0000

In the final episode of Season 1, a strange knocking on my ceiling leads to me finding a ghost in my house who wants to tell me a story...

The music in this episode is 'Lost' and more can be found at apclarke.bandcamp.com and soundcloud.com/a-p-clarke

 

tags: cat, lost cat, story, fiction, podcast, ghost, horror, comedy

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Season 1: Episode 9: Wine

Mon, 20 Oct 2014 08:51:36 +0000

In this episode, the very worst thing that could ever possibly happen, happens. We run out of wine.

The music in this episode is 'The Devil Laughed' and more can be found at apclarke.bandcamp.com and soundcloud.com/a-p-clarke.

If you have enjoyed this episode, do please share it and consider making a donation at thelostcat.libsyn.com.

 

tags: cat, lostcat, podcast, story, narrative, fiction, horror, comedy, wine, devil.

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Season 1: Episode 8: The Half A Cat

Mon, 06 Oct 2014 13:05:04 +0000

My friend and I discover half a cat in the street, with a trail of blood leading away. The trail leads to forests, castles, monsters, scientists, the true horror of death, and bunnies.

The music in this episode is Bright Was The Day and more can be found at apclarke.bandcamp.com and soundcloud.com/a-p-clarke.

If you have enjoyed this episode, do please share it and consider making a donation at thelostcat.libsyn.com

 

Tags: story, fiction, horror, comedy, cat, lost cat, half a cat, frankenstein, scientist, mad scientist, monsters, bunnies

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Season 1: Episode 7: The Pet Graveyard

Mon, 22 Sep 2014 16:00:00 +0000

In this episode, rumours of a place where pets go to die lead me down to the train tracks...and much, much further...

The music in this episode is 'Cats & Mice' and you can find more at apclarke.bandcamp.com

If you have enjoyed this episode, do please share it, and consider giving a donation at thelostcat.libsyn.com

Tags: podcast, story, fiction, cat, lost cat, horror, comedy, graveyard

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Season 1: Episode 6: The Curiosity Shop

Mon, 08 Sep 2014 13:18:22 +0000

In this episode a visit from a mysterious lady leads me to investigate that most dangerous of places: The Curiosity Shop.

The music in this episode is Baby's Got A Secret and you can find more at apclarke.bandcamp.com

If you have enjoyed this episode do please share, and consider making a donation at thelostcat.libsyn.com

 

Tags: podcast, fiction, story, cat, lost cat, comedy, horror, noir

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Season 1: Episode 5: They're Only Spiders

Mon, 25 Aug 2014 11:15:15 +0000

In this episode we are invaded by spiders. Spiders. SPIDERS.

The music in this episode is 'Clap Your Hands' and more can be found at apclarke.bandcamp.com.

If you have enjoyed this episode do please consider sharing The Lost Cat with your friends, and making a donation from the 'donate' button on this page.

 

tags: cat, lost cat, podcast, podfic, fiction, story, horror, comedy, end of the world, spiders

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Season 1: Episode 4: The Monster That Lives In Your Shadow

Mon, 11 Aug 2014 16:00:00 +0000

In this episode, a good friend tells me of a time she woke up still trapped in the weave of sleep and saw a monster sitting on her window sill, singing a song.  

The music in this episode was 'By The Moonless Night' and you can find more of it at apclarke.bandcamp.com and soundcloud.com/a-p-clarke

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Tags: cat, lost cat, podcast, podfic, fiction, horror, comedy, monster

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Season 1: Episode 3: The Hole Of The Leviathan

Mon, 28 Jul 2014 08:21:05 +0000

The search for my cat leads me halfway up the High Street, where the writhing tentacles of the Leviathan tower over us all.

transcript: https://thelostcatpodcast.tumblr.com/post/184135236497/the-lost-cat-podcast-transcripts-s01-ep03-the

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Season 1: Episode 2: The Worry Dolls

Mon, 14 Jul 2014 11:01:23 +0000

In this episode I am given a set of worry dolls to ease my mind while my cat is lost. They act in a most peculiar manner and lead me to meet a most peculiar woman.

Transcript: https://thelostcatpodcast.tumblr.com/post/184135095692/the-lost-cat-podcast-transcripts-s01-ep02-the

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Season 1: Episode 1: The House Of Lost Cats

Tue, 01 Jul 2014 16:00:00 +0000

In this first episode, I put up a lost cat poster and receive a strange email from mysterious benefactors.

 Transcript: https://thelostcatpodcast.tumblr.com/post/184134923312/the-lost-cat-podcast-transcripts-s01-ep01-the

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