Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast
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Creator: Pretend Wizards D&D
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Six friends play D&D (Dungeons and Dragons), and do their best as a mercenary company in the Country-City Atla. Will they become the greatest warriors who ever swung a pointed bit of metal? How long can they last uncursed and with all their limbs? You'll probably have to listen to find out.
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Episode 270 – Happily Ever After
Sun, 18 Sep 2022 07:19:14 +0000
The story draws to a close, and before our heroes lies a choice. The end of one story, but the start of a hundred thousand more. Maybe our heroes choices made the world better, maybe...
Sun, 18 Sep 2022 07:18:07 +0000
It’s the final conflict, a battle royale between our heroes, Crim, Moira, and wherever Shira’s anger filled loyalties currently lie! Who will win, and who will last?
Sun, 18 Sep 2022 07:16:24 +0000
The battle continues in the endless fields of illusion. Blood and mud, can our heroes conquer the next step of the gauntlet?
Episode 267 – Fall to the Bottom
Mon, 23 Nov 2020 15:35:07 +0000
Just when the crew thinks they’re on top, they fall to the bottom.
Sun, 01 Mar 2020 18:06:53 +0000
At the top of a city, the top of a tower, the world is going to change. All you have to do is get there to see it.
Episode 265 – Burn Him, Burn Him!
Thu, 16 Jan 2020 13:49:54 +0000
What happens when you see the smallest on windows to actually win? To take the big bad, the force ruining the world? What would you do?
Wed, 04 Dec 2019 14:44:26 +0000
Another charity stream! If you missed the last one where we ate half raw eggs, lemons, and screamed at eachother while dying of fatigue, come hang out with us!
Episode 264 – Final Save Point
Wed, 04 Dec 2019 14:43:22 +0000
What’s past the door? What’s at the top of the tower? Is it simply a posh funeral, or apex of this mystery? Or just more and more mysteries because that’s how we do things here!
Sun, 17 Nov 2019 05:36:11 +0000
Finally a party! Get your drinks, tiny crackers, and let’s see if we can figure out what’s going on!
Episode 262 – Socialist Baguette
Fri, 13 Sep 2019 12:10:38 +0000
When a fight looks too dire, when the odds are stacked against you and defeat looks inevitable, sometimes the only real thing you need are friends . . . and violent, body spasming sickness.
Episode 261 – Roasting Johncast
Thu, 05 Sep 2019 12:16:38 +0000
Trapped with a wall of death in front of them, and a wall of enemies in front, our heroes desperately bring their talents to the surface, in the hopes to get just that much closer...
Episode 260 – Remember To Breathe
Fri, 09 Aug 2019 12:13:07 +0000
Our heroes can only be patient for so long. As the black vehicle begins to burn, so does the situation heat up.
Fri, 19 Jul 2019 13:05:03 +0000
The heroes of Morty decide to start calling upon their allies, and the dates begin. Can the power of love help our player’s up another level?
Sun, 14 Jul 2019 16:35:57 +0000
Slowly mingling with the strange crowd at the funeral, things grow quickly more and more grotesque.
Episode 257 – Daisy Chaining Death
Fri, 14 Jun 2019 18:44:14 +0000
A gift from a forgotten god to their newest acolytes, writhing and powerful.
Fri, 07 Jun 2019 20:05:37 +0000
A dark corridor, a strange moss that swallows what it touches, and a strange party. Things are getting stranger, but when our heroes find aid, is the price too high?
Fri, 31 May 2019 12:36:11 +0000
We’re Morty’s Boys, and we like to party. But it wouldn’t be an Atla party without a completely contrived puzzle mechanic!
Episode 254 – Baguette Inhalation
Tue, 14 May 2019 12:44:55 +0000
Warm up the grill at Sizzler, it’s time for these classy adventurers to get romantic!
Thu, 25 Apr 2019 03:06:29 +0000
Before any big fight, you need weapons, power, and a fancy costume change. But more then anything, you need the power of the friends you made along the way! Our heroes go out into the...
Episode 252 – Perfectly Suitable
Wed, 17 Apr 2019 14:48:10 +0000
Everyone meets back up to confront Mortimer Crim, but before they can Shira must wake from a dream made of the memories and secrets of her family, and Sapphire Melody has to pick up Mezzo...
Mon, 15 Apr 2019 04:38:44 +0000
Pia returns home to The Wall, and we get our first, though quiet glimpse, at it’s citizens. But against the quiet of the city, Dweezil and Ragna battle against a strange invader.
Thu, 28 Mar 2019 13:36:37 +0000
Time to get paid! Screw glory, altruism, and adventure. What really matters is that money!
Episode 249 – Infestation of BS
Thu, 21 Mar 2019 03:57:07 +0000
Underneath a dying sky, Atla lies silent. Is it the silence of the grave, or the quiet before the storm?
Episode 248 – Crispy Chicken Status Update
Sun, 10 Mar 2019 01:38:42 +0000
Face to face with their monochromatic adversary, our heroes are finally confronted by Nundinday. Or are they actually an ally? Or something else entirely? Does it even matter if our heroes simply die in a...
Thu, 28 Feb 2019 19:24:13 +0000
And so our heroes journey back to the surface, leaving the now cold, bright depths of Hadestown behind them. But can they make it safely back to the land of sunlight?
Thu, 21 Feb 2019 01:09:53 +0000
Having direct conversations with a fairy is never easy, and adding the vague poetry of divinity on top of that means our heroes will probably kill the DM by the end of this conversation!
Wed, 13 Feb 2019 21:21:11 +0000
Pia might not be able to tell the difference between a chipmunk and a tree, but thankfully being a proper druid isn’t important here! What we really need is to bring that fire from the...
Wed, 30 Jan 2019 20:32:18 +0000
The fight with the Carillion draws to a close, but will it also close the chapter on a hero’s life? Our players are being slowly whittled down to nothing!
Wed, 23 Jan 2019 17:25:25 +0000
Corral the carillion! Our adventurers need to get the ravenous bells up to their proper place, hopefully without being consumed at the same time, and maybe with a little less attacking eachother.
Thu, 06 Dec 2018 18:01:37 +0000
Are we supposed to herd this mass of angry, ravenous, toothed metal, or fight for our lives? Both?
Episode 241 – Mystery Wrangling Live
Fri, 30 Nov 2018 01:19:34 +0000
Contrary to the title, it’s time to get things done! To traverse a dark space of memory and loss, to shake the lost people of Hades town from their purgatories of painful nostalgia. And do...
Thu, 08 Nov 2018 00:13:09 +0000
In a world of only memories, surely all you have to do is just remember where you need to be, and you’ll be there! This should be the easiest puzzle yet!
Episode 239 – Grandmaster Artists
Fri, 02 Nov 2018 18:15:32 +0000
When reality is little more then a fragmented quilt of memories, dreams, and loss, does it make something more or less real if you yourself create it? Especially if you really suck at painting.
Episode 238 – TB Awareness Day
Thu, 25 Oct 2018 13:02:40 +0000
In a small, quiet studio, a man coughs, and dreams of something else. In a long, dark expanse, a woodcutter works forever, satisfied and happy.
Thu, 18 Oct 2018 18:19:22 +0000
In an adventure defined by unreality and illusion, our heroes puncture through the solid rock wall of the earth into an idyllic field, dotted with a single, massive tree. This is definitely completely and totally...
Thu, 11 Oct 2018 22:02:08 +0000
Halfway between the past and present, lost in memory, Shay is nonetheless under attack. Can our heroes keep them safe under the assault of art monsters?
Wed, 03 Oct 2018 17:46:02 +0000
They say art has power, but this is probably not what they meant. Is there a truth to be found about Shay’s father, and Hadestown itself, beyond to point of a sharpened, living paintbrush? Is...
Wed, 26 Sep 2018 21:21:02 +0000
Somewhere in the forest is hidden Shay’s father, and Sapphire Melody is determined to find him, regardless of who she has to electrocute to get there. Can the rest of the group get to her...
Wed, 19 Sep 2018 19:27:42 +0000
Player infighting take two! Can Sapphire escape into the forest? Can Shira keep the group together for just a little bit longer, or will the wily robot slip away?
Wed, 05 Sep 2018 17:25:16 +0000
Bloody combat! A battle on the edge of reason, from which only one can leave! Abandon your hopes, and make your bets!
Wed, 29 Aug 2018 16:53:19 +0000
Holding a strange grabby pickaxe, with the original denizens dropping like flies around them, the group leave the newly active Hadestown and heads for the chamber of the god.
Episode 230 – Medical Professional
Wed, 22 Aug 2018 18:53:00 +0000
Why is the town suddenly filled with normal people? Are they real? More real then the original townsfolk? Clearly the only way to find out is to check their insides with knives and sharp implements,...
Wed, 15 Aug 2018 14:47:02 +0000
Time to burn down massive impressive structures of incomparable architectural achievement! Just make sure you don’t immolate any children at the same time!
Fri, 10 Aug 2018 14:52:11 +0000
Change of plans! Instead of heading up to seee what’s hidden at the top of the tower, let’s run very very fast away. No faster, we wouldn’t want the half dead, smoldering death automaton to...
Episode 227 – Terrifying Thighhighs
Wed, 01 Aug 2018 18:28:45 +0000
What, a fight?! And not just any fight, but a terrifying construct of bugs, limbs and screaming face. Not to mention what ever emerges from the rain of glass containing objects that seem to have...
Wed, 25 Jul 2018 17:58:40 +0000
I’m sure a fight with a giant, insect wing vomitting human face is gonna go totally okay! What could possibly go wrong?
Thu, 12 Jul 2018 13:17:21 +0000
Just when you think you have a handle on everything, a festival spawns out of thin air and drops a bunch of really old people in your lap. Time to deal with this, attack the...
Episode 224 – Reverse Defenestration
Thu, 05 Jul 2018 20:10:33 +0000
Our heroes stumble into a giant strange party! Can they get some good snacks, while also convincing everyone they totally aren’t racist?
Episode 223 – It’s Not About Being Alive
Wed, 27 Jun 2018 18:54:41 +0000
It’s that day of the week again, where another member of the Day’s of Week come to ruin our heroes day! Can they fight them off? Or will the real challenge and threat come from...
Episode 222 – The Dwarf Government
Wed, 20 Jun 2018 16:48:44 +0000
It’s time to battle! Small service professionals, inanimate objects! Only the most intimidating villains for our heroes!
Wed, 13 Jun 2018 18:13:39 +0000
Our players decide they’ve spent enough time not cutting people open! The only way to find the truth is in meat, like some kind of murderous seer.
Episode 220 – Sacrificial Gnome
Wed, 06 Jun 2018 17:21:44 +0000
What’s the connection between the 4 paintings? What was the Tot Tit Tot doing here? Can our team find the answers on the streets of Hades town, in the shadow of the spire? And what,...
Wed, 30 May 2018 17:43:56 +0000
A bare room, four innocuous paintings. The Tom Tit Tot was here, but why? What truth does the stroke of a brush hold?
Mon, 21 May 2018 16:03:56 +0000
A modest Tom Tit Tot branch? Where’s the gold, the fine cuisine, the tailored suits??? This is by far the most suspicious thing in the furniture hell that is Hadestown.
Episode 217 – The Grand and The Little
Mon, 14 May 2018 18:18:23 +0000
Hidden behind an old wall, up a dusty stair, past a forgotten room, lies a secret. Perched at the top of Hadestown, is this the key to unlocking the truth of “reality” in this underground...
Episode 216 – Delicate Mechanism
Mon, 07 May 2018 15:36:11 +0000
If the Hadestown Belltower is a mirror of the forest church tower, does that not mean similar secrets exist hidden in it’s walls? Truths and spaces stolen from sight, unspoken events weighing on Lord Bell’s...
Mon, 30 Apr 2018 20:46:03 +0000
With all their fumblings, our heroes have yet to devise a way to determine whether or not the people around them are “real” or not. Are they filled with with feathers? Stone? Does that term...
Episode 214 – Garden Party Fractal
Mon, 16 Apr 2018 18:24:35 +0000
Our heroes are lost in the unforgiving wilderness of the Tartan Wastes, that somehow also exist miles below the worlds surface? Something isn’t right here.
Episode 213 – Tell Me What You Want
Mon, 09 Apr 2018 16:46:40 +0000
Questions, questions, questions. But if don’t know what you’re looking for, what use are answers? Time to throw something a the wall and see what happens.
Mon, 02 Apr 2018 21:20:38 +0000
They’ve spoken to kings, ancient magical beings, murderers and monsters. But what do you say to a god? Especially if you’d really like to avoid getting another curse laid on the pile?
Episode 211 – A Difference In Perspective
Mon, 26 Mar 2018 16:45:58 +0000
Finally, our heroes have an audience with Campana, the mysterious leader of the forest settlement, brimming to the top with questions and accusations.
Mon, 19 Mar 2018 16:18:32 +0000
Our heroes begin the search of the forest Churchtower in earnest, each one stumbling upon another hidden piece of the puzzle, including the mysterious Campana.
Mon, 12 Mar 2018 16:12:46 +0000
Are we even still underground? A twin of the Hadestown churchtower stands before us, in the midst of an idyllic countryside. Surely, inside is Campana, and answers.
Mon, 05 Mar 2018 17:13:40 +0000
Our heroes fight to escape a web of lies! Or are they? It’s easier to simply fight their way to Campana, their one hope for finding the truth. Or is it?!
Mon, 19 Feb 2018 18:27:24 +0000
As they settle the townspeople into safe fortifications, the slow degradation of Hadestown makes them wonder what quests they should or shouldn’t pursue.
Episode 206 – The Hero’s Burden
Mon, 12 Feb 2018 22:29:45 +0000
Oh no, our heroes are actually forced to be heroes! Some of the Hadestown residents are cornered, protected only by the weary and bloodied Jeffe.
Episode 205 – Magical Momentum
Mon, 05 Feb 2018 17:43:17 +0000
Trapped atop the city of Hadestown, our heroes see little reason to not brave the dangers of the forest. How could they possibly be worse then the city itself? All they have to do, is...
Episode 204 – The Deadly Parade
Mon, 29 Jan 2018 19:15:14 +0000
The walls of Hadestown fall, and the nightmare of the forest becomes the waking life of the city.
Mon, 22 Jan 2018 17:33:16 +0000
Night falls over Hadestown. Surely here, at the bottom of the planet, surrounded by unknowable dangers and mortal threats, the players can sleep soundly and without interuption. Right?
Episode 202 – Check Your Textbook
Mon, 15 Jan 2018 17:06:06 +0000
Surely our heroes can’t make the wrong decision again in their traversal of the dangerous forest of Hadestown. They can’t have chosen wrong again, that would just be unlikely!
Episode 201 -A Shotgun and a Rocket Launcher
Mon, 27 Nov 2017 19:47:50 +0000
Our heroes are positive that a small rustic village shouldn’t be resting in the middle of this deadly forest. But for a few, other things seem to be of greater import: lost friends and old...
Pretend Adventures 2 – Fiasco Part Two
Thu, 16 Nov 2017 18:52:11 +0000
Bonus One Shot! Fiasco is a freeform storytelling game, designed so that all scenarios eventually fall apart.
Pretend Adventures 2 – Fiasco Part One
Thu, 16 Nov 2017 18:50:09 +0000
Bonus One Shot! Fiasco is a freeform storytelling game, designed so that all scenarios eventually fall apart. (tw: Miscarriage at 1:12:00)
Episode 200 – Energy Drink Poison
Mon, 13 Nov 2017 17:42:52 +0000
A conversation with Bell leads the players to believe something is happening out in the forest. Maybe be following a squad of a soldiers into the unknown, they can pull back the curtains.
Episode 199 – The Devil’s Banjo
Mon, 06 Nov 2017 17:37:49 +0000
Lost in the forest of Hadestown, Ragna and Pegasus follow their companion through the strange, grave dotted landscapes. Are they risking their lives for the right reasons? What will they find?
Mon, 30 Oct 2017 16:29:40 +0000
Still wary that it might be a worthless excursion, our heroes journey out into the forest of Hadestown, hoping they find more then death in the pink forest.
Episode 197 – The Coldest Squirrel
Mon, 23 Oct 2017 18:23:06 +0000
Slowly, our heroes are feeling more and more like they haven’t prepared properly for the mystery that awaits them in Hadestown. What is blarneystone? Why is no one sweating? Is any of this real food?
Episode 196 – The Perfect Disguise
Mon, 16 Oct 2017 15:51:53 +0000
So what if the old, decrepit mining elevator began spitting up bits of people, I’m sure it’s totally safe. I’m sure nothing bad with happen down in the confining, suffocating dark.
Mon, 09 Oct 2017 16:43:32 +0000
So what if old, decrepit mining elevator began spitting up bits of people, I’m sure it’s totally safe. I’m sure nothing bad with happen down in the confining, suffocating dark.
Mon, 02 Oct 2017 23:18:44 +0000
There was a main story?! Our heroes get back to their actually job that they actually get paid for, and journey to Mafic Road, seeking passge to the bottom of it’s massive quarry.
Mon, 25 Sep 2017 16:30:19 +0000
Who knew the door to the sewer could close! Only Ragna and Sapphire Melody can get out in time, and so it’s up to them to forgo saving themselves and find a way to rescue...
Mon, 18 Sep 2017 18:00:50 +0000
Time to run! But there might be more in the sewers waiting for them. Someone, something, or maybe just a whole lot of someones, ready to pummel them into the sludge.
Mon, 11 Sep 2017 16:27:18 +0000
Dash for the exit, but don’t forget Shira! Our heroes have almost escaped their pursuers when Shira gets knocked out. Can they rescue her and escape without taking further casualties?
Tue, 05 Sep 2017 17:09:30 +0000
Our heroes finish working on their sly trap, but only feet outside, their enemies stalk the streets looking for them. It’s just a bunch of flunkies tho, surely nothing can go wrong!
Mon, 28 Aug 2017 16:52:30 +0000
Something is watching Smugglers Cove. Something know our heroes would be here eventually, and it’s been waiting. Can they make it to Morgan without alerting anyone?
Mon, 14 Aug 2017 23:57:24 +0000
The storm rages in Not-Loggerspoole. With a newly created exit only feet away, the players need only fight their way through the torrential downpour long enough to escape, hopefully with both themselves and Robespierre intact.
Mon, 07 Aug 2017 18:06:30 +0000
How can anyone be expected to solve a puzzle in a world that doesn’t follow the same rules as our own? What is logic in an ever shifting alien roomscape? Better figure it out, only...
Mon, 31 Jul 2017 18:03:25 +0000
Trapped in a strangely isolated HQ, our players search for someway to escape a gross watery grave, as the Days of Week watch on silently, passively.
Mon, 24 Jul 2017 17:40:45 +0000
When Robespierre wakes, what will he have to say? Will he divulge his secrets willingly, or will he require some of Shira Snow’s gentle “encouragement”?
Episode 184 – Preorder Bodyparts
Mon, 17 Jul 2017 18:23:06 +0000
A pile of corndogs can only lie around so long. Eventually, they need to be put to use. The team decides to finally assemble the antidote, collecting the final ingredients quickly.
Episode 183 – The Price of Nepotism
Mon, 10 Jul 2017 18:06:43 +0000
As the dust settles, it’s time for the battles that aren’t sung about. Plans to take care of those bereft of hearth and home, and reunions with hard-hearted family.
Mon, 03 Jul 2017 19:26:20 +0000
It’s time to fight the main behind the burning curtain. But Hickory hasn’t stopped his assault, and the damage begins to mount. Can our heroes survive, let alone end the fight in time?
Mon, 26 Jun 2017 19:20:44 +0000
The clock is ticking down on Hickory’s life, and our heroes begin to despair at what seems like a hopeless fight. Can they find the path to rescue him?
Mon, 19 Jun 2017 18:04:34 +0000
Oh painful, obvious, irony-of-ironies. Our heroes have found their friend, but the field of battle is no place to rescue an ally.
Episode 179 – Bathroom Confessional
Mon, 12 Jun 2017 18:56:41 +0000
The riddle looms over battle and blood. Will a simple turn of phrase spell doom for the heroes? Have they conquered everything in their path so far only to fall to some well thrown bottles...
Mon, 05 Jun 2017 17:35:07 +0000
Blood, pain, fury. Combat rages, but soon our heroes most feared opponent rears it’s head: Riddles!
Episode 177 – Asset Investment
Mon, 29 May 2017 17:42:11 +0000
A battle for blood and life rages on, but on the outskirts the rest of the crew tries to see if they can’t make a quick buck. It’s not like the next opponent will have...
Mon, 22 May 2017 17:13:32 +0000
The Pit calls for blood of warforged, but the only thing spilled so far is wizard blood and dwarven alcohol. Can our heroes keep winning, or will their next mysterious opponent take them out.
Mon, 15 May 2017 15:51:35 +0000
Blood and music, sweat and dreams. All can be found in the chaos of the pit. The only question is if our heroes will find the truth there too, as they walk into the arena...
Mon, 01 May 2017 16:09:00 +0000
While Dweezil and Shira deposit some much needed money for the new orphanage, the rest of the crew descends into a pit of blood, alcohol and money to find the trail The Trolleyman has left...
Episode 420 – Professional Podcasters
Thu, 20 Apr 2017 17:24:21 +0000
Our heroes press deeper into the Lower Bailey, pursuing the smallest of threads towards looming mysteries. Who knows to what depths it could lead them, or even what familiar faces.
Episode 172 – The Perfect Heist
Mon, 17 Apr 2017 15:45:30 +0000
Revelations about their enemies, discoveries of strange new magics, none of this matters in the face of maybe getting paid!
Episode 171 – Powdered Children
Mon, 10 Apr 2017 15:06:59 +0000
Something is hiding between the walls. The children of the Happy Sunshine Orphanage knew something was watching, by what and why?
Episode 170 – Whispers of the Lost
Mon, 03 Apr 2017 16:34:46 +0000
Our heroes accept a new job, but before they get to work, they take a small detour to Central Atla, seeking out the lost trolley man.
Mon, 27 Mar 2017 16:15:22 +0000
Finally, The morning is here. The danger of the night falls away, and all that’s left is level ups, magical rewards, and fantastic wealth. Just ignore your missing friends and enjoy yourself!
Episode 168 – Doing My Dot Best
Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:26:20 +0000
While some are woke in the middle of the night, alone against the shadows, at Pegasus Place our heroes spot something hiding in the forest. But it should be fine, after all how dangerous could...
Episode 167 – Just Silently Die
Mon, 13 Mar 2017 16:46:04 +0000
Oh no! Something strikes in the middle of the night! How could anyone have known? Can Shira and Sapphire conquer what lurks in the night?
Mon, 06 Mar 2017 17:02:07 +0000
The chase is over, and our heroes go about setting up the orphans in the giant fey manor of Pegasus. Or, at least they will if Pegasus and Shira manage to escape their own assailants.
Mon, 27 Feb 2017 18:15:34 +0000
Keep running and don’t stop running! Unless maybe you’re Shira and Pegasus, in which case, stop running and fight 20 men all on your own.
Mon, 20 Feb 2017 16:38:35 +0000
Trapped between a 200 foot drop, and 20 soldiers that want their heads. The end of the gauntlet to save the children is here, and unfortunately there’s a guillotine waiting to cut our heroes heads...
Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:48:04 +0000
Only a few more stories of rickety wooden walkway stand between our heroes and safety. Who will make it to end alive? How many children can survive the onslaught of attacks? How many punches can...
Episode 162 – Too Many Punches
Mon, 06 Feb 2017 18:13:34 +0000
An escape that has been rough, but doable, suddenly begins taking a turn for the worse, as the regiment of TTT soldiers can no longer be held back, and Dweezil and Shira find themselves playing...
Mon, 30 Jan 2017 16:46:01 +0000
Shira and Dweezil stand against a small battalion of unknown assailants, are they’re skills enough to keep them alive as the orphans escape? Are Sapphire’s skills enough to keep her from dying between the space...
Mon, 23 Jan 2017 16:48:39 +0000
Two hundred feet. Can our heroes make it two hundred feet up a wall, assaulted by magic and assassins every step of the way? Esp without Sapphire Melody, as she take’s a step into something...
Mon, 16 Jan 2017 16:41:18 +0000
It’s go time! Can our heroes get the orphans out of their prison? Can they convince Waltz to help without violence? How badly are they gonna beat up Benny?!
Mon, 09 Jan 2017 16:47:36 +0000
Our heroes seek to make a deal with the fairies before confronting the Happy Sunshine Orphanage, and their deadly owners, directly.
Mon, 02 Jan 2017 22:50:14 +0000
Finishing up the battle against the hit squad sent against them by Waltz, the team takes her criticism to heart and decides on a plan, vowing to end the Happy Sunshine Orphanage now matter what...
Mon, 19 Dec 2016 16:57:07 +0000
Fire! Blood! The HQ is on fire, and assaulted from all sides by armed thugs. With two newborns inside, can our heroes prevail?
Mon, 12 Dec 2016 16:42:23 +0000
Our heroes head back home, know that more than likely, each of their footsteps is followed by others, hidden deadly trackers waiting to make them dead.
Mon, 05 Dec 2016 16:58:56 +0000
The gang learns why aerial combat is dangerous! Or do they stop for a second to try and convince Waltz that they can help her clean up the orphanage and save the children?
Mon, 28 Nov 2016 16:42:52 +0000
Our heroes head to meet Waltz at the battleground of destiny: a tiny gelato place in the suburbs.
Mon, 21 Nov 2016 16:30:15 +0000
Having finished committing terrible acts against what they now half-believe is an ally, how can our heroes contact the double agent working among the Happy Sunshine Orphanage? And how difficult can it be to create...
Episode 151 – Here’s Their Card
Mon, 14 Nov 2016 16:18:54 +0000
Our team gathers together and meets in the dark confines of The Crow’s temporary HQ, to find out what they can learn from the captured kidnapper that Pegasus has brought them.
Tue, 08 Nov 2016 16:43:06 +0000
The gang finishes dealing with Mcguffin, and hurries to meet up with Pegasus. Can they reach him before he ends up dead in an alleyway? We recorded this episode during an Extra Life 24 hour...
Mon, 31 Oct 2016 15:47:08 +0000
The team heads off to talk to the police, trying to find a new ally in Detective McGuffin. Meanwhile, hidden in a dark ally, Pegasus faces down against three dangerous kidnappers.
Mon, 24 Oct 2016 15:53:56 +0000
With secrets in hand from Benny’s home, our heroes quickly hurry to stake out the Happy Sunshine Orphanage, hoping that at least for a little while that it won’t be bussiness as usual at the...
Mon, 17 Oct 2016 15:23:19 +0000
The building collapses! There’s only moments to make a decision, only heartbeats to find a way to escape before everyone finds themselves crushed and drowned in the garbage river.
Mon, 10 Oct 2016 15:15:34 +0000
Having placed unknowingly placed herself in the belly of the beast, can Shira fight her way out successfully from the hidden market? And what will our heroes find hidden at Mr. Benny’s totally normal home?
Episode 145 – The Perfect Dance
Mon, 03 Oct 2016 15:07:08 +0000
Our heroes try again to talk directly to Hugo Hans about the mysterious clothing hidden in the shadows of his store, while Shira attempts to infiltrate the dark market beneath the Tower of Commerce.
Episode 144 – Important Paperwork
Mon, 26 Sep 2016 17:22:24 +0000
Finishing their business at the importer’s, our heroes remember a slew of old events they left hanging at the wayside. Though some might only lead to a dangerous, bloody end.
Episode 143 – Natural Born Nerd
Mon, 19 Sep 2016 14:52:28 +0000
The group investigates the mysterious past of an orphanage manager, convinced that there’s something hidden there, a buried truth.
Mon, 12 Sep 2016 15:39:31 +0000
Our heroes decide the most prudent course of action is to purchase copious amounts of unidentifiable medication from a previously unreliable source! And immediately use it!
Episode 141 – Formal Garbagewear
Mon, 29 Aug 2016 15:59:15 +0000
Are there more secrets to be found in Derek Murphy’s house, or just in his mouth? And will Dweezil’s delicate sensibilities survive another trip down to the bottom of The Basin?
Episode 140 – Corkboard of Ideas
Mon, 22 Aug 2016 16:14:09 +0000
Having earned at least a small bit of The Crow’s trust, our heroes discuss how to stop the Happy Sunshine Orphanage, and no idea is too bad.
Mon, 15 Aug 2016 15:17:53 +0000
The crew decides to don their spy clothes to undercover the mystery of the Happy Sunshine Orphanage. Can they steal any real information from under the watchful eyes of the workers? And what secrets does...
Episode 138 – Leather Daddy Dimension
Mon, 08 Aug 2016 15:12:13 +0000
Shira meets her families old friend face to face, but can she convince Brekt to help? And will the rest of the crew be able to rescue the children of the Happy Sunshine Orphanage?
Mon, 01 Aug 2016 15:11:18 +0000
Shira stalks into the cellar of Brekt’s tower, looking for it’s hidden owner. Meanwhile, the others decide it’s finally time to save the children.
Mon, 25 Jul 2016 14:57:55 +0000
The remaining members of the crew break into Brekt’s tower to rescue Sapphire and Shira from the police. It might be a little more difficult then just fixing a gutter though.
Mon, 18 Jul 2016 15:29:28 +0000
Undeterred, Shira and Sapphire infiltrate the mysterious brass tower that should hold a clue to her family, as the rest of the team rolls up to provide support.
Episode 134 – Several Pomeranians
Mon, 11 Jul 2016 15:46:53 +0000
Can Shira survive the dangers of her own curse, and the deadly magic of her own comrade Sapphire melody? Can Pegasus find the proper lie to explain why they’re standing in a dead man’s private...
Mon, 04 Jul 2016 15:26:37 +0000
Our team continues to butt their heads against the mystery of the golden accounts room, while Shira and Sapphire melody ride into soggy Little Occam, looking for answers.
Mon, 27 Jun 2016 15:22:11 +0000
Our heroes stumble on something mysterious, and search for what’s hidden beneath the surface. Meanwhile, Sapphire Melody goes on her own adventure through Shira’s belongings.
Mon, 20 Jun 2016 16:03:33 +0000
Our heroes in the secret dock prepare to cause a ruckus and widespread chaos, as Shira carefully peels back the envelope on an old, lost letter.
Episode 130 – Inventory Management
Mon, 13 Jun 2016 14:59:02 +0000
Can the players infiltrate the secret dock without instantly and immediately alerting every single murderer to their presence? And is doing that easier or harder than granting new life to a many eyed new friend?!
Mon, 06 Jun 2016 15:10:31 +0000
The players engage in a one on one fight with giant construction equipment over a definitely lethal drop. Also, shopping!
Mon, 30 May 2016 15:14:06 +0000
Our heroes decide to investigate the hidden room of the Tower of Commerce, rather than burn it down immediately. After all, it’s not like there’s any real danger there is there? Meanwhile, Shira and Sapphire...
Mon, 23 May 2016 10:32:22 +0000
It’s time to break walls and break necks! Time to shatter stone and the daily commission rate of textile salesman. Time to harvest toothpaste and consider harvesting bones.
Mon, 16 May 2016 15:48:34 +0000
Determined to take the fight to their enemies a little bit, the team splits up. One group heads back to infiltrate the Benbow Inn, while the other head the investigate the Tower of Commerce. Can...
Mon, 09 May 2016 15:03:43 +0000
Their business complete, and their names forever etched into the halls of athletic competition, our heroes prepare to leave the smuggler’s tavern when something unexpected stops them dead in their tracks.
Episode 124 – Lords of the Board
Mon, 02 May 2016 15:28:11 +0000
The whole team meets back up, and decide how best to use their stolen prize. Use it to destroy their enemies? Sell it for an exorbitant fee? Crush it into dust and have Beans eat...
Mon, 25 Apr 2016 15:24:15 +0000
Pegasus is forced to make a decision, can he save Sapphire Melody while avoiding getting killed by a squad of heavily muscled thugs and Melody herself? Meanwhile, the rest of the crew steps foot into...
Episode 122 – Improper Window Use
Mon, 18 Apr 2016 16:31:05 +0000
Prize in hand, our heroes look back on the warped inn and wonder what powerful magic they might just be handing over. Is the money worth what might happen?
Mon, 11 Apr 2016 15:43:04 +0000
It was supposed to be an easy job. A quick buck. But now our heroes are staring down an infinite stretch of empty hotel halls, and it looks likes they’re gonna have to work for...
Mon, 04 Apr 2016 16:02:39 +0000
When Lolani left, she didn’t just leave behind friends and good memories, but also dark, unfinished mysteries. What lurks inside the once warm Benbow Inn? Can the players get a quick payday and survive?
Mon, 28 Mar 2016 15:20:17 +0000
Our heroes are between missions, and that can only mean one thing! A calm and complete inventory of the current state of Atla politics and recent events, with a focus on linking previously acquired errant...
Mon, 21 Mar 2016 15:37:34 +0000
Our heroes had plans. They had shopping to do, side quests to manage, tasks to get done. But that was before this morning, and now the only thing that matters is figuring out what happened.
Mon, 14 Mar 2016 16:49:11 +0000
Only half the crew got to see what was waiting for them as they woke in the morning, so that means we still have more to see! And no matter how much some of them,...
Mon, 07 Mar 2016 16:16:31 +0000
A carriage bounces through the streets of Little Occam, battered and torn by the storm in the night. Where is it taking Sapphire Melody? And will the morning bring relative safety and comfort to our...
Mon, 29 Feb 2016 16:16:55 +0000
Another adventure complete! Time to divy out the treasure, and head home for a round of relaxation and rest. Home is where you lie your head, where nothing hides in the corners of your eyes,...
Episode 114 – Hope Beyond Hope
Mon, 22 Feb 2016 15:54:16 +0000
Explosives ready, and finger hovering over the button, it looks like Pegasus and Sapphire have run out of time! How can they possibly keep the house from being turned to splinters?!
Mon, 15 Feb 2016 16:29:08 +0000
Never not be running! The team rushes to plant the bombs, but the constant assaults on them have begun to take it’s tole. Meanwhile, Pegasus needs to make a decision, exactly what is he willing...
Mon, 08 Feb 2016 16:28:15 +0000
Pegasus and Sapphire drag their employer into the haunted house, hoping beyond hope that they can find a way to fix everything. But can they find a solution before the others finish traversing the hellscape...
Mon, 01 Feb 2016 16:23:48 +0000
Our players head quickly back to the haunted manor, armed with explosives and determination, ready to end this nightmare once and for all. But Pegasus just can’t accept these dire circumstances, and tries to find...
Mon, 25 Jan 2016 16:07:59 +0000
The debate rages; will our heroes destroy this ancient elven manor to rescue it’s new inhabitants, or preserve it? What black market dealings, what shady methods will they have to turn to, just to do...
Mon, 18 Jan 2016 16:43:32 +0000
Dweezil is taught some important lessons about respecting others during courtship, and our heroes attempt to ask questions from the worst fantasy source: a magical beast that talks only in riddles.
Episode 108 – Retroactive Blindness
Mon, 11 Jan 2016 19:30:53 +0000
Shira Snow has only few moments to question the head bursar before her crew bursts in and stomps all over everything (including the head bursar), and inform her that they actually have a plan.
Mon, 04 Jan 2016 16:16:13 +0000
The lightning fast minds of the new Dream Team scramble to find the most effective way to salvage their heist, as the others attempt to find the best way to squeeze a librarian for information.
Mon, 28 Dec 2015 16:15:41 +0000
The realization that events are beginning to move away from their control hits the players, and they scramble to form some kind of concrete plan. Will this desperation lead to success or just more petty...
Mon, 21 Dec 2015 17:19:57 +0000
And so our heroes venture forth to the north and south, to thwart their rivals from entering Sielle Manor and to be very rude in a private library.
Episode 104 – Flavour Vandalism
Mon, 14 Dec 2015 16:44:26 +0000
In true, altruistic, heroic fashion (and not because they’re terminally afraid of contracts and paper) the players turn down Sveaskog’s form, and begin an investigation. Because if there’s one thing they love, it’s solving puzzles...
Episode 103 – Ghost of Alcoholism
Mon, 07 Dec 2015 16:04:21 +0000
The confrontation with Lord Sveaskog is on! But can our player’s suss out the truth under the ever present gaze of the much-more-virtuous Dawn’s Knights? Or will they be forced to murder random completely innocent...
Mon, 30 Nov 2015 17:14:14 +0000
Leaving the strange, quiet, gross halls of Sielle Manor, our players exit back into the normal world. Will they work together with their rivals to accomplish good deeds, or will their own inability to not...
Mon, 23 Nov 2015 16:04:52 +0000
What’s in the basment forest? A strange portal? More monsters? Friendly faces? Perhaps even the truth, and with it even more questions. Hopefully they don’t just light a basement filled with wood on fire.
Mon, 16 Nov 2015 15:57:30 +0000
Our heroes push further into the nightmarish heart of what was once a proud manor, and attempt to decipher the means needed to access a secret room deep within an old fire pit. Someone is...
Mon, 09 Nov 2015 16:11:12 +0000
Once again. two burly men square off, bulging and scowling. Will Ragna maintain his man-streak, or will Uncle Morty break the chain? No matter what happens, there’s gonna be a lot of unintelligible screaming and...
Mon, 02 Nov 2015 16:17:44 +0000
It’s time for experiments! Time to play with severed fingers, shifting columns of meat, living barriers, and a single page of names.
Episode 97 – Recommending Myself
Mon, 26 Oct 2015 14:57:24 +0000
Our heroes reunite even deeper within the strange confines of the Sielle Manor, and slowly the mystery of it’s previous inhabitants begins to unravel. But what about it’s current guests?
Mon, 19 Oct 2015 15:11:16 +0000
Except for one or two moments of sheer, unrelenting terror, or players have managed to proceed in a mostly calm manner. But what happens when some people are determined to punch dogs in the face,...
Mon, 05 Oct 2015 15:21:33 +0000
Our heroes retreat from the forest into the adjacent rooms, but find they contain more than hints of a dark past. While they may appear to be mundane bedrooms, they each contain something strange. And...
Mon, 28 Sep 2015 15:25:55 +0000
The adventure moves out into the strange forest, a noisey, secretive place of dark pockets and low animal murmurs. How long will the quiet tension hold, before the wild looses it’s dangers on the players?
Mon, 21 Sep 2015 14:59:00 +0000
And so the players meet their new rivals, and rush to complete the job before they can be stopped. Visits from grandma, very large locks, and copious amounts of semi-congealed fat await them in the...
Mon, 14 Sep 2015 15:06:03 +0000
The “heroes” decide to head home and call their vacation off before they destroy another hospital, electing instead to choose another job and head out to meet their employer.
Mon, 07 Sep 2015 14:59:42 +0000
The stonemover is mere feet from a paper-thin hospital filled with mind-controlled, injured innocents who battle our heroes alongside a shadowy assassin who appears invincible! Maybe next time the players will take the day off...
Episode 90 – Try Pushing Buttons
Mon, 31 Aug 2015 15:11:19 +0000
Bringing a semi-king back to life is difficult, as the player’s quickly realize talking to the medic of Mafic Road! The ingredients to nullify the poison are both rare and questionable, and powerful foes stand...
Mon, 24 Aug 2015 15:07:08 +0000
Extended falling sequences, battles with Days of the Week, and dealing with irate ER doctors. Today really isn’t turning out to be a relaxing day off for our heroes.
Episode 88 – Jump to Your Death
Mon, 17 Aug 2015 14:59:56 +0000
Our players decide a semi-dead gnome lord is too pressing a problem to ignore any longer, and journey to Mafic Road in search of truth.
Episode 87 – Treat People with Respect
Mon, 10 Aug 2015 15:00:19 +0000
No matter how far we come, we’ll never forget our roots. And those roots are shopping. The players need to buy some specialty equipment, and maybe even return to a quiet old building by the...
Mon, 03 Aug 2015 15:25:59 +0000
Our heroes decide their to-do list might be building up little bit. Better take a quick break from proper jobs for a little torture.
Mon, 27 Jul 2015 15:08:27 +0000
The player’s gather at HQ to select their next adventure, but before they can get to work Crim asks them to run a quick errand. What, or maybe who, is waiting for them?
Mon, 20 Jul 2015 15:01:47 +0000
Ragna finishes dealing with an over-zealous Shira in the night, before a new dawn breaks, and our players set out for another day’s labor.
Mon, 13 Jul 2015 15:41:34 +0000
Crispin thinks he can go home and get some sleep, but he’ll soon learn that in Atla the night is for secret magics, debauchery, whispered truths, and quiet adventure.
Mon, 06 Jul 2015 15:10:52 +0000
Finally, the question of the Copperpot family is (mostly) answered, and it’s time for the player’s to return home to their entirely not-threatening homes to rest peacefully for the night.
Mon, 29 Jun 2015 15:02:51 +0000
Our heroes despair, how can they save those changelings left? The problem of children without bodies seems an impossible one, and the players decide to seek counsel from Pal on what to do next.
Episode 80 – We’ve Gone Too Far
Mon, 22 Jun 2015 15:04:52 +0000
Before our heroes can reap their reward, they need to act on what they know. Who’s a changeling? Who isn’t? The only sure thing is that once the players make a choice, there’s no going...
Mon, 15 Jun 2015 15:13:15 +0000
Our heroes realize it might not have been the best idea to enter a magically sealed building that’s filled with only fire, monsters and civilians who require rescuing. Can they get out unscathed? Will they...
Mon, 08 Jun 2015 15:08:26 +0000
Amidst the smokey green void that was once a family home, our heroes are faced suddenly with the true danger of this disaster. Can they make it out alive and intact, and still rescue the...
Mon, 01 Jun 2015 15:17:52 +0000
The Coppershine Estate burns under the dusk with the Copperpot family inside. Can the players make it to them safely in time, or will a shadowy figure in the crowd doom them all?
Mon, 25 May 2015 15:01:42 +0000
Having narrowly escaped death and paperwork, the team meets to infiltrate the nigh-impregnable home of Derek Murphy. Maybe they’ll find themselves one step closer to the truth, though the fateful hour of the party looms...
Mon, 18 May 2015 15:01:38 +0000
The new and improved Dream Team head into the Eye of The Basin. Can they the secrets inside, or will they be destroyed by their own hatred of puzzles? And can Dweezil solve the puzzle...
Mon, 11 May 2015 15:52:29 +0000
Our heroes search The Basin for Senjer’s secret lab, but nothing’s ever that simple. No one seems to have heard of “The Eye”, they’re being followed by a mysterious cloaked figure, and Dweezil just can’t...
Mon, 04 May 2015 15:28:53 +0000
Our heroes head for The Basin, the darkened shadow of the Lower Bailey. Will even their first moment among it’s folds change them irreparably?
Mon, 27 Apr 2015 15:34:39 +0000
Our heroes decide to go deeper. While one team deals with the Night Machine, the others look deeper into Robespierre’s murder and Lord Copperpots charity. But can so many mysteries be solved at once, and...
Episode 71 – Stab Friends Everyday
Mon, 20 Apr 2015 15:25:48 +0000
While the main group of our heroes decides on their action, Shira and Lee Bronne hear something strange and go investigate. Can they get along for just enough time to search the house?
Pretend Adventures 1 – Everyone Is John
Thu, 16 Apr 2015 15:15:54 +0000
Bonus One Shot! In this episode, we try out the free-form roleplaying game Everyone Is John, in which the players make up the obsessive myriad personalities of an insane narcoleptic.
Mon, 13 Apr 2015 15:13:56 +0000
Is lighting a building on fire enough? Of course not! There’re far more ways to ruin a home than just fire, let’s have the player’s demonstrate on Ragna’s home!
Mon, 06 Apr 2015 15:23:04 +0000
It’s time to get naked! The players assure me it’s for purely tactical reasons, that it’s all bussiness. What truth may come to light, when it’s all laid bare?
Mon, 30 Mar 2015 15:04:14 +0000
Our heroes decide to go have a “chat” with Lord Copperpot, while the Dream Team heads back to Little Occam, just to make sure everything’s okay. What could possibly go wrong?
Mon, 23 Mar 2015 15:29:47 +0000
Everyone finally meets up and they’re all carrying bodies! Some living, some dead, some maybe soon to be dead? Will heroism win out in the end, or will the players plunge further into the depths...
Mon, 16 Mar 2015 15:39:24 +0000
With the comatose body of Robespierre in tow, four of our heroes head towards HQ. But Lee Bronne and Melody have other plans. Dark plans.
Mon, 09 Mar 2015 15:30:21 +0000
The group splits up, each pursuing a different mystery. The Night Machine, Robespierre’s Death, and the titular Crow’s Nest. What will they find?!
Episode 64 – Shellfish Allergy
Mon, 02 Mar 2015 16:29:05 +0000
Our remaining heroes awaken groggily to the morning, but the ghosts of the past refuse to disappear. Old questions yield new answers, and with them, new problems.
Mon, 23 Feb 2015 16:08:23 +0000
The players wake from their not-so-peaceful slumber to the next day, but Lee Bronne and Melody continue their hunt for their elusive and deadly prey.
Mon, 16 Feb 2015 16:27:37 +0000
Our heroes head home, tired after a long day of troubleshooting. But the day isn’t over yet, as Lee Bronne and Sapphire Melody head out into the night, hunting for their rivals.
Wed, 11 Feb 2015 13:35:39 +0000
And so the players have been caught in Jackers trap. Will they make it out? Can they make it out?! Or will they lie trapped in the sub-basement until their peaches and pickles run out?
Mon, 02 Feb 2015 17:24:16 +0000
The players try to end their fight with The Midwife without getting turned to meat chunks. But perhaps it’s not the monster they should fear, but something else entirely!
Episode 59 – Midwife Wrestling
Mon, 26 Jan 2015 16:25:42 +0000
With a few final questions for Moorchild, and some theorizing as to the nature of the mangrove mystery, our heroes set out to do battle with the terrifying monster that lurks so very close. Can...
Episode 58 – Second Hand Revelation
Mon, 19 Jan 2015 16:06:46 +0000
Amidst the floating mangrove islands, the truth will be found. What are the dolls? What’s that bird thing? Who are the crab people?!
Mon, 12 Jan 2015 16:31:49 +0000
Underneath the Coppershine Estate lies a wonderland, but is this a happy place, or does danger lurk just barely under it’s brightly coloured exterior?
Mon, 05 Jan 2015 16:40:23 +0000
Our heroes attempt to corner their prey, and then, it’s time to discover what secrets this house truly holds. What truths will our players learn in the depths of night?
Mon, 29 Dec 2014 16:37:38 +0000
Get that sniper! The heroes chase after their unknown assailant, bring axe and magical fire to bear down on the villian. Meanwhile, Melody attempts to babysit Cyprus.
Mon, 22 Dec 2014 16:47:50 +0000
Crispin journey’s into the heart of his once rivals, Pals and friends, seeking new power, as the others prepare themselves for night. Things heat up a little faster than they expect though.
Episode 53 – Locally Grown Mugging
Mon, 15 Dec 2014 16:39:29 +0000
The group splits up after deciding on a plan, and each hero journeys out into the city seeking something important. They seek revenge, friends, the truth, and even hope for the future.
Mon, 08 Dec 2014 16:38:31 +0000
Lee Bronne rushes out into Mayfield, convinced he’s hot on on his rivals trail, while the the others continue the torture of the poor John Copperpot, convinced they’re hot on the trail of the truth.
Episode 51 – Itchy Itchy Pants
Mon, 01 Dec 2014 16:44:55 +0000
Obsessed with revenge, Lee Bronne turns on Shira and hatches a dastardly plan for escape, while the rest of the party has their first encounter with the law of Mayfield.
Mon, 24 Nov 2014 16:49:23 +0000
Lee Bronne and Shira give chase through the dark depths of the earth, while the rest of the party attempts to figure out just how well you can put out a massive house fire by...
Episode 49 – What We Do In The Basement
Mon, 17 Nov 2014 17:13:26 +0000
Dweezil and Lee head down in the darkness of the coppershine basement, and find something a little more than pickled cucumbers. Something . . . alive.
Episode 48 – The Grand Great Council Hall
Mon, 10 Nov 2014 16:49:45 +0000
A struggle ensues over the mystery of the Rowan Box! What could be inside, and what will our heroes do to find out? Destroy private property, kill innocents, light a building on fire?!
Episode 47 – New Friends Old Hate
Mon, 03 Nov 2014 16:37:34 +0000
Our heroes journey to the quiet, unassuming home of the man they murdered deep in the forest, desperate to learn the truth. Does the quaint little home hold a secret? Can they lay down their...
Mon, 27 Oct 2014 15:42:28 +0000
The descent into sin continues! Gambling, grand theft auto, assault. Will Roxanne’s new character help curb their behavior, or drive them further into darkness?
Mon, 20 Oct 2014 15:40:49 +0000
You can’t be hero all the time, sometimes you just need to give into those murderous impulses, that thirst for alcohol, and the allure of pop-themed montages.
Mon, 13 Oct 2014 15:53:27 +0000
You can’t be an adventurer, battling the hordes of evil every moment of the day, so let’s take a golf break! But is it really a break, and not simply an battle on the green,...
Mon, 06 Oct 2014 15:31:16 +0000
Our heroes begin investigating the members of the Copperpot family, but they’re not the only ones out there with a job to do. Their rivalry with the other troubleshooting group begins to heat up, and...
Mon, 29 Sep 2014 15:51:32 +0000
The players go to meet their new employer, but find it strangely difficult to reach him. But don’t worry, with enough manure, ribbon candy, and wizard posters, anything is possible!
Mon, 22 Sep 2014 15:46:25 +0000
It’s finally time for our heroes to decide what quest they spend the next 60 years trying to beat! Will it be a story of familial love, a task of public service, or some aid...
Mon, 15 Sep 2014 16:02:51 +0000
The dark of the night falls away, taking it’s horrors with it. Our heroes wake and ready for another harrowing day of troubleshooting. Where will the new dawn take them?
Mon, 08 Sep 2014 15:43:05 +0000
Day 2 finally ends, and our heroes are rewarded with baths, beds and delicious vegetarian dishes. Now all they need is a long period of completely unbroken and totally uneventful sleep.
Mon, 01 Sep 2014 15:45:55 +0000
In what is most likely to become a theme, our heroes stare down the long arm of the law. Can they convince the cops that they had nothing to do with this mangled body they’re...
Mon, 25 Aug 2014 15:41:28 +0000
The final battle with Pal commences, and uncertainty hangs in the air. Will they save Robespierre? Will Pal be conquered with words or with violence? Will Lee Bronne ever tell the party what he saw...
Mon, 18 Aug 2014 15:59:43 +0000
Our heroes get their act together and quickly conquer their foes before heading into the Tom Tit Tot. But what horrors await within it’s dark confines? And will Shira survive alone against Pal, having finally...
Mon, 11 Aug 2014 16:26:20 +0000
Climbing further up the tower, the players attempt to defeat the next group of Pal’s friends, but dissension begins to fray the team. Can our heroes regain their teamwork in time to defeat Carl and...
Mon, 04 Aug 2014 16:05:04 +0000
Our heroes race to find Pal, as discover a disaster waiting to happen. But everything is not as it seems. Who will discover the truth, and will they share their knowledge?
Mon, 28 Jul 2014 15:42:00 +0000
Escaping Pal’s illusion, the players waltz right into another. But is this another trick, or something more? And what do Pal and Friends have planned?
Mon, 21 Jul 2014 15:49:18 +0000
With our heroes victorious it’s time for the triumphant return home, to money, baths, and rest. Wait, what do you mean they have to figure out a way out? And who’s that?!
Mon, 14 Jul 2014 16:12:34 +0000
The finale of Smuggler’s Cove, but can our heroes finish in one piece? Vertical wind tunnels, angry kings, explosions, and way too many fish stand between our heroes and victory!
Mon, 07 Jul 2014 15:29:34 +0000
It’s time to decide what’s really going on. Our heroes visit the various people they’ve encountered on their desperate adventure, and discuss what they think is happening. After all, you need to be confident before...
Mon, 30 Jun 2014 15:35:04 +0000
After a vicious fight with the remaining water striders, the mystery of the tower begins looming over the team. Will their pokes and prods yield the answer, or will it mangle them, violently and horribly?
Fri, 27 Jun 2014 15:44:18 +0000
The source of the blue is discovered, as is it’s guardians. Can our heroes win, or will they be too creeped out to swing their swords?
Mon, 23 Jun 2014 16:24:48 +0000
What mysteries lie in the depths and heights of the church tower? What are the partygoers, what happens when you stab them a whole bunch, and what’s that guy’s full name? Can the heroes figure...
Mon, 16 Jun 2014 16:07:26 +0000
It’s time to right the ship! What will happen as the winches are triggered? And what might happen if, just if, someone rolled a 1 during it? And while whatever catastrophe that might be rages,...
Mon, 09 Jun 2014 15:38:40 +0000
Odette’s in trouble! Will they, can they, rescue her from certain doom at the hands of screaming monsters, or will they take the strait shot to the church now that the way is clear?
Episode 24 – Joint Hugging Rights
Mon, 02 Jun 2014 16:24:07 +0000
The mining ship explodes with kelpie! Can the players escape to the apothecary with their fantasy C4 without grievously injuring eachother? Gosh I hope not!
Mon, 26 May 2014 17:35:58 +0000
After taking council from a crazed, semi-lucid conspiracy theorist, the players finally make a concrete plan, and begin searching the various shipwrecks for tools to aid them.
Mon, 19 May 2014 17:04:07 +0000
Those who escape mount a rescue for those captured, and try to figure out what to do next in the face of impossible odds. It’s not all plans and strategy though, experiments are conducted, new...
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:31:20 +0000
When trying to communicate with a strange, unseen, but seemingly all-powerful force, you should probably not start throwing money in it’s face or peeing on it. Just a friendly tip should you find yourself in...
Episode 20 – Emergency Baptism
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:30:04 +0000
When presented with strange cultists born from blood, trapped in an indefensible tavern, and moments from being overwhelmed by a army of crazed, screaming enemies, it’s important to keep your priorities strait. Because the most...
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:28:34 +0000
Who knows what awaits the player’s in the darkness of the sewers? Who knows where the quest to find blue water will lead them? What darkness, what horrors, await them in Smuggler’s Cove?! Oh wait,...
Episode 18 – Adventure Game Logic
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:27:35 +0000
A short meeting with the illustrious Robespierre` nets our Heroes access to the sewers, along with some unwelcome accompaniment. Can they ditch their chaperones long enough to find out the truth under the city? Can...
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:26:08 +0000
Before our heroes can journey into the depths of the sewers, they need to journey to The Tower of Commerce, and seek an audience with the illustrious Prefect Robespierre. And they might as well stop...
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:25:08 +0000
Escaping from the magical doll house, the heroes continue on to their employer. The quest to find out why water is blue will be a treacherous one, filled with strange otherworldly rivals, talking birds, magical...
Episode 15 – Revenge of The Toy Store
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:23:56 +0000
A rift is created in the group on how to deal with the surprise marionette, and Shira storms out in anger. While the rest of the group decides what their first paying job is gonna...
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:21:53 +0000
The battle over, Lee Bronne and Ragna try to discover the nature of their attackers, and clean some of the mess. The players wake and ready for their first day of real work, though not...
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:20:46 +0000
While Ragna and Lee Bronne fight for their lives, the rest of our party relaxes in their homes, secure in their beds. Or are they?! One by one, the party experiences strange nighttime phenomena, unsure...
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:18:48 +0000
Lee Bronne finds himself all alone against a group of intruders! With the rest of the group out partying and resting, only his own cunning and ingenuity can save him now, but will it be...
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:17:37 +0000
The task finally complete, our hero’s return the urn triumphantly to it’s “owner”. Questions still remain, mysteries lie unanswered, but there are more things to tackle than strange rings and strange manors. Like tidying up...
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:16:32 +0000
After deadly traps, deadly killers, and deadly fire, our heroes are almost home free! Just one more step, and it’s over! But Jack Honey and Sweets certainly aren’t going to make it easy on them....
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:15:10 +0000
Well we got 9 episodes in before lighting everything on fire! That sounds like a success to me, though hopefully Shira doesn’t end up being a part of that “everything. With the group all together...
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:13:46 +0000
And the action just keeps getting hotter! The players may have reached the urn, but things just get worse and worse. Can they figure out how to safely remove their treasure, all while dodging multiple...
Episode 7 – You Should Turn Around
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:12:09 +0000
The action explodes, all at once! Angry landlords, violent lumber, robot fashion police! Can our heroes stay in one piece long enough to repo some pottery?
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:10:19 +0000
Lee Bronne meets up with the rest of the crew, and makes sure to make the best first impression that he can. Bolstered by the addition of their obviously competent new bard, the team heads...
Episode 5 – Jack Honey and Sweets
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:08:38 +0000
The players come up with a plan to pay the rent that may or may not involve ransacking their bosses home, Lolani goes on a rampage in a toy store, and a new hero joins...
Episode 4 – Fantasy Fine Print
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:06:07 +0000
Finally, Mortimer Crim stands before our players, and a life of adventure and heroics awaits! But first, there’s a little matter of a contract. And then, after all that hemming and hawwing over possibly signing...
Episode 3 – Roll For Doorknobs
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:04:44 +0000
If only it was that simple! Having dealt with the crowd, the other players’ patience runs out when Dweezil Zappa walks through the door without waiting. Each of them hatch their own plan to get...
Episode 2 – Two Hundred Ball Bearings
Mon, 12 May 2014 17:01:57 +0000
It seems like the players aren’t the only people looking for work. But just because there’s a massive and ever growing horde of violent sociopaths getting in their way, does that stop our heroes? Of...
Mon, 12 May 2014 16:36:05 +0000
The adventure begins! We meet the players and their characters, who are surely destined to become the best of friends! Introducing Lolani the city guide, Dweezil Zappa the effete dwarvish noble, fantasy-Batman Shira Snow, the...