Kakos Industries
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Creator: Kakos Industries
Comedy, Multigenre, Experimental and Surreal Single-voiced Serial Audio Drama
Synopsis:
A deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror. Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You are now entitled to listen to the shareholder announcements that keep you up to date on all of the advancements made in Evil and the bizarre occurrences inside of Kakos Industries itself. For fans of Welcome to Night Vale, Douglas Adams, Better Off Ted, the Venture Brothers, and Archer.
Format: Audio Drama
Continuity: Serial
Voices: Single
Genres: Comedy, Multigenre, Experimental and Surreal
Framing device: Communications
Maturity: Mature
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Content warnings (creator selected): / Alcohol and drug abuse / Sexual content
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Episodes:
Sat, 01 Jun 2024 07:00:00 +0000
in which Corin gets interviewed, we hear about Evil Con, and Golfish Onatabble “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Ryan: What you are about to hear is going to take a while to scrub off in the shower. CORIN: Hello everyone and welcome to yet another Kakos Industries shareholder orientation held right here at […]
Wed, 01 May 2024 07:00:00 +0000
in which Corin does some sleuthing, we hear from Corin Deeth I, who is trying to go deep, and Suini Ciderborn “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you […]
Thu, 25 Apr 2024 00:07:10 +0000
I’ll be in Europe end of August to Early October. Get in touch if you want to see me! Hello, everyone. Conrad again. If you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries, which is a work of fiction. If you don’t believe the cover story, then the tin foil is […]
Mon, 01 Apr 2024 07:00:00 +0000
Fourest: Hey, there, Corin, it’s me, Fourest. I just wanted to call and check up on how you’ve been doing. I know that you’re out there doing some searching, and well, I guess we all know how talented you are at finding what you’re after. After all, I’m still alive, am I not? How long […]
Fri, 01 Mar 2024 07:00:00 +0000
in which none of our questions are answered, but apparently there’s an important reason. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are about to hear is all about the heart healthy fig. Hey, there, Corin. […]
Thu, 01 Feb 2024 07:00:00 +0000
I have here a report from Delilah Grenk from the Division of Porcine Innovations. “Greetings, Mr. Deeth. I would be absolutely thrilled to tell you about my innovations in the world of porcine science, AKA porscience. The first think you need to know about me, Mr. Deeth, is that I hate vegetables. I hate them […]
Never Rad is Back! and Fan Fusion 2024
Tue, 30 Jan 2024 05:16:00 +0000
Hey, everyone! Just letting you know that Never Rad is back! We’re doing live shows every third Monday at the Great Arizona Puppet Theater (doors at 6, show at 6:30). That’s February 19th, March 18th, April 15th, and May 20th, 2024 that we have scheduled right now. Ticket links typically go live a week or […]
Mon, 01 Jan 2024 07:00:00 +0000
I have a report here from Gordon Zank, the director of the Division of Realities. “Thank you for getting in touch, Mr. Deeth. I am happy to tell you my story, but I have to acknowledge that it might not do anyone any benefit. “I run the DIvision of Realities, where we try to contact […]
Fri, 01 Dec 2023 07:00:00 +0000
I have here a report from Rupert Stanco from the Division of Recruiting. The Division of recruiting is responsible for bringing in new and exciting talent and helping us to place the people that they find. “Hello, Mr. Deeth. Thank you for requesting more details about the case of Devon Mitchell. The case study has […]
Tue, 31 Oct 2023 07:05:00 +0000
TL;DL I’m taking a break until March. Please fill out the survey at kakosindustries.com/survey Hello, Kakos Industries listeners. It’s me Conrad again. Before I get into the news segment proper, I want to highlight that I have put together a survey that I am hoping you will fill out for me. You can find it […]
Tue, 31 Oct 2023 07:00:00 +0000
In which we try to distract the Universe itself, You enjoy the fabulous Halloween Party, and Pidge Pidgerton “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are about to […]
Sun, 01 Oct 2023 07:00:00 +0000
In which we get most of the answers we wanted, sort of, Corin keeps making new festivals, and Your Pet “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are […]
Fri, 01 Sep 2023 07:01:00 +0000
I asked Patrons of the Kakos Industries Patreon (KakosIndustries.com/Pareon) to ask me anything. Also, please consider pledging if you are able to. Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. It’s Conrad again. This is not a cover story. It’s an AMA. I asked Patreon Patrons to Ask Me Anything, and we’re about to do that. Why did I […]
Fri, 01 Sep 2023 07:00:00 +0000
In which we listen to some strange recordings, you open a can of noisy gas, we have a lot to unpack, and Marly McBigSuck “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. […]
Tue, 15 Aug 2023 07:00:00 +0000
The sixth episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss getting high. BOT 1: Anyone else get really high off weed? This is a question I’ve been pondering lately, and for me the answer is no. I mean, I get really high. And it’s the type of high I get on […]
Tue, 01 Aug 2023 07:00:00 +0000
In which we are introduced to the Woid, something is going on for sure, preparations are made for the Festival of Brightly Colored Hats, Corin needs to wake up, and Blath Bandia has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging […]
Why Doesn’t a Woman have a Grapefruit?
Sat, 15 Jul 2023 07:00:00 +0000
The fifth episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss sexuality. BOT 1: Why doesn’t a woman have a ‘grapefruit’? [PAUSE] Because a woman is too busy being pregnant. BOT 2: I thought this was r/jokes at first and I was confused, but it still got me. Thanks! BOT 1: Oh […]
Sat, 01 Jul 2023 07:00:00 +0000
In which Corin makes some drastic decisions, the Little Ones are about to ascend, Kimmie struggles to explain what the Matmos is after, and Briggs Kennedy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: […]
Thu, 15 Jun 2023 07:00:00 +0000
The fourth episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss sexuality. BOT 1: I don’t post too often, and I’m not very confident that I can write this story well, so I’m going to start with a TL;DR, since this is long and I don’t want to bore you with it. […]
Thu, 01 Jun 2023 07:00:00 +0000
in which we hear about the Division of Cats, it is Boys Night once again, we discover what Kimmie has been up to, and Rai Fennekin “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: […]
Mon, 15 May 2023 07:00:00 +0000
The third episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss life advice. BOT 1: Life Pro Tip: If you think you might be sick, leave your door ajar, and leave your window open. Your doctor will find you. Also, if your bed is too high, don’t lay in it. P.S. This […]
Mon, 01 May 2023 07:00:00 +0000
in which the effort to contact the Matmos has grown more urgent, someone important has disappeared, and the Smartest Ass has “won” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you […]
Sat, 15 Apr 2023 07:00:00 +0000
The Second Episode of Sub Sim Pod. We Join the bots as they discuss legal matters. BOT 1: Is it legal to kill someone? In Missouri I would say no, but I’m not sure. Can anyone tell me if it’s legal to kill someone in this instance? BOT 2: Yes, it’s legal to kill someone. […]
Sat, 01 Apr 2023 07:00:00 +0000
in which you are apparently seeing things, the staff make conversation with the Matmos, Kimmie gets elevated with the Matmos Twins, and Señor Franco “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. […]
142 – A Reintroduction to Evil
Wed, 01 Mar 2023 07:00:00 +0000
in which we celebrate Corin’s ninth anniversary as CEO, the shareholders’ ball is recapped, and Anastasia “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are about to hear is big, large, huge, […]
Wed, 01 Feb 2023 07:00:00 +0000
in which the Kakos Industries staff work tirelessly to make progress with the Matmos, Corin gets excited about Dragon Week, Kimmie gets Clarissa and Hedera drunk (again), and Chiara Benlontani “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging […]
Sun, 08 Jan 2023 23:59:04 +0000
The first Episode of Sub Sim Pod. We Join the bots as they discuss existential philosophy. BOT 1: I am the universe and I am bored. BOT 2: Just make a mirror in the infinite and we’ll be good to go. BOT 1: I am very much aware that this does not work. BOT 2: […]
Sun, 01 Jan 2023 07:00:00 +0000
in which Corin receives some more “gifts”, an interrogation is held, Kimmie gets one of her wishes, and Caleb Martin “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are […]
Thu, 01 Dec 2022 07:00:00 +0000
in which we learn more about the ooze, Corin gets some lovely gifts, and Dismal Damsel “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is […]
Mon, 31 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +0000
in which things begin to ooze, Corin does his best to appreciate the party, a number of interruptions take place, and Cris with no H “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.Featuring Anwar Newton as Dirk Sexplosion, Kitt Keller as Violet Trudge, Adam Miszuk as Angus Lachlan, and Rebecca Ryan as Melantha Murther. Kakos Industries […]
Sat, 01 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +0000
in which we are invited deep below Kakos Industries by Clarissa and Hedera, and Monty “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is a […]
Greater Boston Season 4 Starts Now
Tue, 13 Sep 2022 09:29:36 +0000
greaterbostonshow.com Hello, Kakos Industries Listeners. Today I want to talk to you about a podcast put together by some of my favorite people in audio drama whom I have known for years. You may have heard of it: Greater Boston. They are about to release their fourth season on September 13th, and now is the […]
Thu, 01 Sep 2022 07:00:00 +0000
in which Corin gets barded at, Clarissa and Hedera read a poem, the Division of Erotic Experiences gets into more 3D renders, and Kit Loveless “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com and pledging a dollar or more a […]
Mon, 01 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000
in which Corin is under the weather and requires the assistance of his Divisions to make the announcements go smoothly. Do Evil Better. The following was written under no supervision by myself by a number of Kakos Industries listeners. Kakos Industries is ad free. To keep it that way, consider heading to Kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledging […]
Fri, 01 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000
in which Corin goes looking for some ideas from some unlikely places, we get our usual updates from around the building, and Fred Ghoti “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. RYAN: What […]
Wed, 01 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000
in which we attend Evil Con, we learn about the many events and learning opportunities, we hear from Dirk, Violet, Wilma Perkinses, several Lachlans, a traitor is discovered in our midst, and the Big Green Monster “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading […]
Sun, 01 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000
in which many divisions seek validation, Corin does his best to oblige, the matmos twins struggle to fit in, and Kevin from IT “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are about to hear […]
Fri, 01 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000
in which we visit the Video Villa, there’s some workplace drama, Wade won’t get off our dick, and Lewis of the Field “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are about […]
Thu, 17 Mar 2022 06:17:32 +0000
https://ameliapodcast.com Hello, Kakos Industries Listeners. It’s me, Conrad, again. Today, I wanted to tell you a little bit about another one of my favorite podcasts out there. Have you ever thought about faking your own death? Have you ever thought about what you would do with a fresh start? Sometimes you just want to get […]
True Tales of the Illuminati Trailer
Tue, 01 Mar 2022 07:05:00 +0000
https://www.truetalesteam.com/ BECK Alright. Jackie, Ishmael, I’ve drawn up a plan to get people to listen to our show. All we need is an elaborate series of images hidden inside of other images, which subliminally encourage people to download “True Tales of the Illuminati.” JACKIE Like those subliminal ads in movies that make you crave popcorn. […]
Tue, 01 Mar 2022 07:01:00 +0000
Featuring True Tales of the Illuminati (truetalesteam.com)in which you anticipate a sound, your fireplace gets an upgrade, Junior has a secret, candy is too delicious, and Clover Patch “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more […]
Featuring True Tales of the Illuminati
Tue, 01 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000
truetalesteam.com Hello, everyone. I wanted to let you know that the episode of Kakos Industries you’re about to hear features an appearance from True Tales of the Illuminati. This is one of my favorite audio drama podcasts right now, so I’m really excited to have gotten the chance to work with them. Here’s the synopsis: […]
Not Cover Story Pandemic 2: 2 Much
Fri, 25 Feb 2022 11:40:46 +0000
What a time to be alive. If you’re new to the podcast and looking for a regular episode of the show, this isn’t that. You should check out something else first. Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. It’s me, Conrad again. I have written and rewritten this post several times over the last year or so. I’ve […]
Tue, 01 Feb 2022 07:00:00 +0000
in which Corin receives some cryptic messages from his grandfather, the Division of Erotic Experiences has some interesting news, Junior calls in to make a request, and Demure “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more […]
Sat, 01 Jan 2022 07:00:00 +0000
in which you pop a bottle of bubbly, we hear about some Krampus-style punishments, several divisions rethink their strategies for the New Year, and Quinlan Tepes “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. […]
The Hollow Below is an Audio Verse Awards Finalist
Mon, 20 Dec 2021 10:12:07 +0000
Vote Here! Hello Kakos Industries or Never Rad listeners. The Hollow Below has made it into the finalist round of the Audio Verse Awards. Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote for the Hollow Below and some of your other favorite shows today. Voting is open through Saturday, January 1st, 2022 at 11:59 PM Pacific Time. […]
Wed, 01 Dec 2021 07:00:00 +0000
in which Corin writes a letter, we hear from our favorite divisions, we get an unexpected recording and Gabby Glazier “wins” the RUin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are about to hear […]
Sun, 31 Oct 2021 19:00:00 +0000
in which Corin has another bad time, Dirk freaks out, Melantha says something sexual, Angus finds his beast, and Uukatoah “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledge a dollar or more to the ongoing production. Or tell exactly two friends why […]
Vote in the Audio Verse Awards
Thu, 07 Oct 2021 07:37:54 +0000
https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ (Until October 17th) The voting period for the Audio Verse Awards is now open! Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote now. That’s a-u-d-i-o-v-e-r-s-e-a-w-a-r-d-s- dot n-e-t slash v-o-t-e. As of this recording, their main website page does not have a vote link, so you have to include slash vote to get there. Please vote for […]
Fri, 01 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000
in which Corin refuses some pastries, tells you everything he knows about that inky black goo, and Oren Leifer “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledge a dollar or more to the ongoing production. Or tell exactly two friends why it’s […]
Wed, 01 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000
in which Corin recounts some dreams, we visit Monster Kakos, and Ninjo Jeddy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is the hollow something of […]
Sun, 01 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000
in which Corin goes on a journey, you babysit an egg, a dance celebration takes place on ThwiccThwocc, and Astrid Olivia Nyqyuist “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. […]
Thu, 01 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000
in which we learn about the movement of the Kakos Industries building, Kimmie makes a friend, you get to taste home ownership if only briefly, and Baron O’Beefdip “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]
Mon, 28 Jun 2021 09:31:28 +0000
https://store.neverrad.com Proceeds on pride merch to Trevor Project Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you’re not doing enough kegels. Pride month is almost over, but there are pride related […]
Tue, 01 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000
in which we play with guns, we go on the hunt, we learn to laugh, and MRSG has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. This episode of Kakos Industries contains many references to gun violence. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge […]
New Merch, TokTok, and Birthday Party 5-7-21
Thu, 06 May 2021 01:26:32 +0000
https://store.kakosindustries.comhttps://kakosindustries.com/tiktokhttps://kakosindustries.com/discord (birthday part 5/7/21 pretty much all day. Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of these Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you haven’t been listening to birds enough lately. There are new items in the […]
Sat, 01 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000
in which we meet Fourest, learn to dislike Fourest, we begin to hate Fourest, and Dan-Li “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to […]
Mon, 05 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000
The return journey will not be so easy. Dark: Godry, wake up. Godry: Huh? What? Dark: You’ve waited long enough. Godry: I don’t want to fall again. I can’t do all of that again. Dark: You won’t fall. Godry: What if my soul isn’t light enough? (A pause) Godry: […]
Thu, 01 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000
in which there are some disturbances, we hear about the Evil growing inside of Kakos Industries, and Hecate “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are […]
O’Malley – Exceedingly Evil Shareholder
Tue, 30 Mar 2021 06:39:48 +0000
From time to time we need to memorialize those who do great things for us. Want special recognition? Check out kakosindustries.com/patreon Greetings, friends, shareholders, and employees. I appreciate you all joining me today on this momentous occasion. Of course, this gathering, albeit digital and from home, was mandatory, but it was nice to see all […]
Mon, 22 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000
CW: Mental IllnessGodry visits the city. The dark was right. I continued following the path I was on. It joined several other paths as I walked. I always made a note of which tunnel I had come from and continued on the larger path. It was a long hike. It felt like it took a […]
Mon, 08 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000
Godry gets much closer to his goals. If I continue, I will succeed. If I continue, I will succeed. If I press on, I will succeed. I will succeed. I will find a way. I will find a way. I will find a way. I will find a way. I will find a way. I […]
Mon, 01 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000
in which we awaken from a journey together, and Andrew Sharp “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are going to hear is going to totally […]
Mon, 22 Feb 2021 07:00:00 +0000
Godry plunges deeper into the underworld. The hollowness. My bones. My strength. My energy. The pain from gut to limb. The lightheadedness. Can’t focus. Hunger. Like starving wolves eating me from the inside. The pain is so great, I dry heave. There’s nothing to lose. What drips from my mouth, I filter. I may need […]
Mon, 08 Feb 2021 07:00:00 +0000
CW: suicide, nonspecific violence towards womenGodry awakens at the bottom of the chasm only to find the true horror has just begun. Maggie: Wake up, Godry. Godry: What happened? Maggie: You died. Godry: Am I spirit now? Is this the city? Maggie: No. This is the bottom of the chasm. […]
Never Rad Live Stream February 19th, 2021
Mon, 08 Feb 2021 00:30:42 +0000
neverrad.com/twitch February 19th, 20201 at 7PM MST. To your Miscellaneous Highness, we humbly wish to inform your grace of an upcoming event most extraordinary. On February 19th, the year of our space lord 2021, at seven post meridian Mountain Standard Time, The Never Rad Miscellany will be performing once again at neverrad.com/twitch. The theme for […]
Mon, 01 Feb 2021 07:00:06 +0000
in which we recover from a slow January, we try some candy, and Calico Shrine “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.Transcription: youtubeKakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear […]
Not Cover Story – Social Anxiety
Tue, 05 Jan 2021 07:00:00 +0000
Follow: @ConradMiszukhttps://slatestarcodex.com/2014/12/17/the-toxoplasma-of-rage/ Hello. It’s been a little bit since I did one of these. I feel like I should say that if you’re a new listener and you’re trying to get a feel for what Kakos Industries is and you find yourself listening to this, then it’s not an episode of the show. You should […]
Sun, 03 Jan 2021 07:00:00 +0000
Godry prepares his soul for crossing the bridge. Featuring James Oliva. The Hollow Below by Conrad Miszuk I’ve reached The Bridge of Faith. It’s mentioned in both Slumber and Owusu’s accounts in The Underworld, Volume 3, and Death and the Depths, as well as Folklore and Death, by Olpany Vulf. It’s called a bridge, but […]
Fri, 01 Jan 2021 07:00:08 +0000
in which not much happens, we listen to some old recordings, and Pen “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is […]
Fri, 04 Dec 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Featuring Kristen DiMercurio of whisperforge.org/brimstonevalleymall Godry is visited by another unexpected guest on the road to the city of the dead. (We hear a small machine pumping) I’ve found another cave to hide in. Gideon needed a rest. I can’t say that I’m not tired, but my sleeping has been erratic. Disturbed. I’ll rest again […]
Tue, 01 Dec 2020 07:02:42 +0000
Featuring Evan and Niko from DeathByDyingPod.com in which Corin has to move some things, we begin an important computing project at home, we wonder what a particular sex toy is used for, and Zander “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s […]
Special Guests Evan and Niko from Death By Dying
Tue, 01 Dec 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Please check out DeathByDyingPod.com! In the next episode of Kakos industries, you’ll be hearing the voice work of friends of Kakos Evan Gulock and Niko Gerentes. They make the podcast Death By Dying, which is one of my favorites. I listened to the whole first season on my flight back from the last Podcon, and […]
Mon, 23 Nov 2020 03:29:20 +0000
https://www.neverrad.com, or type in Never Rad Miscellany to your favorite podcast application. Can’t get much more direct can I? Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. I, Conrad Miszuk, make another podcast. Some of you know this already. Some of you don’t. It’s called The Never Rad Miscellany, and you should definitely check it out. It’s more of […]
Mon, 16 Nov 2020 07:00:42 +0000
Godry faces the darkness, and something more. Dark: Godry. Wake up. Godry: Wh-who’s there? Dark: I wouldn’t bother with the lantern, Godry. You won’t see me. The best you’ll do is quiet me down. Godry: Who are you? What do you want? Dark: I’m the darkness, Godry. The darkness all around you. Godry: That’s absurd. […]
Mon, 09 Nov 2020 07:11:46 +0000
store.neverrad.com Coupon code November for 25% off Kakos Merch in November. Hello Kakos Industries listeners. Today, I have officially moved the Kakos Industries store to store.neverrad.com. That way you can buy all of your Kakos and Never Rad merch in the same place. It’s the holiday gift buying season, and I will also be moving […]
Sat, 31 Oct 2020 10:04:58 +0000
We meet Godry, an explorer of the underworld. Transcript: In The Underworld, Volume 3 by Antony Limerk, the entrance to the Underworld is described as being a plain cave opening in an otherwise inconspicuous hill, except that nothing grows within a hundred meters in any direction around it. Not in the nearby woods, not on […]
Sat, 31 Oct 2020 10:01:00 +0000
Content Warnings for All Episodes: Violence, References to Violence Against Women, Self Harm, Mental Illness, and other Dark Themes. This section will be updated with anything I missed. Hi. The next piece of audio in your feed here should be the first episode of The Hollow Below. It’s a different sort of thing coming from […]
Sat, 31 Oct 2020 10:00:36 +0000
This is the theme for The Hollow Below, an audio drama that will be sharing the Kakos Industries feed for now.
114 – The Thirteen Trials of Corin Deeth
Sat, 31 Oct 2020 07:00:00 +0000
in which Byolgerer, the Trials Master, makes some requests, Corin plays dress up, and Calico Davis “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to […]
Audio Verse voting, upcoming Never Rad Live Streams, Twitch, and Discord
Wed, 21 Oct 2020 01:55:31 +0000
Links:audioverseawards.netNeverRad.com/TwitchTwitch.tv/StreamRaddyKakosIndustries.com/fiverrKakosIndustries.com/Discord Conrad: Hello, there Kakos Industries shareholders. Conrad here. I’ve got a couple of announcements today, so please listen to the end if you want to be completely up to date. Your shareholder status may depend on it. I wanted to let all of you know that Kakos Industries and the Never Rad Miscellany […]
Thu, 01 Oct 2020 07:00:54 +0000
in which something has saliva on it, the Morlorcans are still figuring it out, there is a new unsettling photograph, and Myrna Flirna “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a […]
Never Rad Live Stream Friday, September 25th, 2020
Tue, 22 Sep 2020 00:31:09 +0000
7PM Arizona Time NeverRad.com/Twitch Hello, Kakos industries listeners. Would you believe that only around 5% of you have listened to an episode of The Never Rad Miscellany? It’s true. This is a mistake, and it’s reflected in all of your shareholder statuses. Grace Rule is seriously displeased. Please, rectify your behavior. If you like the […]
Tue, 01 Sep 2020 07:00:00 +0000
in which Corin receives some strange requests, an attempt is made to educate, Junior turns a crank, Corin Deeth I asks important questions, and Chris Frost “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar […]
Never Rad Live Stream Today (August 28th, 2020)
Fri, 28 Aug 2020 10:13:42 +0000
NeverRad.com/Twitch 7PM Arizona Time Hey Kakos industries listeners. It’s me Conrad again. We’re doing a live stream later today (August 28th, 2020) for the never rad Miscellany. It’s at 7pm Arizona time over at neverrad.com/twitch, that’s n e v e r r a d dot com slash t w i t c h. It’s going […]
Sat, 01 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000
in which you get a strange sinking feeling, you learn how to get down underground, you become fascinated with succulents, and Sad Maiden “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more […]
Wed, 01 Jul 2020 07:00:00 +0000
in which things are catching fire, we hear from Corin Deeth I, Junior helps Corin with a side project, the Interrobang is a thing, and Abagail Dark “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]
Mon, 01 Jun 2020 07:00:00 +0000
in which we hear about some developments from some lesser known Kakos Industries Divisions, Corin goes on the offensive, Junior learns a craft, and Svetlana Kartoshka “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a […]
Fri, 01 May 2020 07:05:06 +0000
in which we read a book, not a whole lot happens, there’s a Wow moment, and Arthur Noland “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you […]
Wed, 29 Apr 2020 11:13:06 +0000
CW: Corona Virus stuff. Hi. I had plans to do a couple of different pieces in this space instead of another thing reminding us that the world is not how we expected it to be right now. But I’ve been consuming media that either tries to instill hope in more or less dangerous ways, or […]
Daniel Jarnax – Exceedingly Evil Shareholder
Fri, 10 Apr 2020 04:47:30 +0000
Sometimes, a shareholder really goes above and beyond. Hello, friends, shareholders, and employees. Thank you all for taking the time to join me today. Yes it was mandatory, but it would have taken a lot longer to assemble all of you if you did not come so willingly. Today, we are here to talk about […]
Wed, 01 Apr 2020 07:05:00 +0000
in which everyone is alone, preparations are made for the Darkest Universe, we peer into the Big Black Hole, Junior gets antsy, and Hayden Neff “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]
Wed, 01 Apr 2020 07:00:00 +0000
https://www.neverrad.com/subscribe https://www.whisperforge.org/brimstonevalleymall Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then perhaps you don’t yet have enough toilet paper and you should buy more. I hope that all of you are doing […]
Wed, 11 Mar 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Join the fun https://kakosindustries.com/patreon 1 You awaken in a dimly lit hallway. You know in your gut that you are somewhere inside of Kakos Industries, but you don’t know where. There aren’t any windows, just blank, black walls and a faintly glowing white ceiling. The air is slightly humid, and a bit warmer than you […]
Not Cover Story 2.5 – Monetization Follow Up
Thu, 05 Mar 2020 08:32:16 +0000
Thank you. Hello, everyone. I wanted to do a quick response to the last piece, not another cover story 2. When I said that the first response to the first one was overwhelming, well, that guy didn’t know what the fuck he was talking about. To summarize, my Patreon contributions increased by 50%, which is […]
Sun, 01 Mar 2020 07:00:00 +0000
in which we recap the Shareholders’ Ball, things begin to stack up on the lawn, Junior has some choice words for Corin, Meredith is preparing for something, we hear a strange tape from Corin Deeth I, and Tony Jackets “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it […]
Not Cover Story 2 – Monetization
Wed, 12 Feb 2020 09:03:40 +0000
KakosIndustries.com/PatreonPaypal.me/KakosIndustriesstore.KakosIndustries.comKakosIndustries.com/wishlistKakosIndustries.com/fiverrKakosIndustries.com/BlueApronKakosIndustries.com/gamestop Hi, there. This is the second full installment of what I’m currently calling the Not Cover Stories, but I should probably find a better name for if this is going to continue. If you think of a better title, just try to maybe hint at it. It’ll be better if I think I thought […]
Sat, 01 Feb 2020 07:05:17 +0000
Join us! neverrad.com/ticket Hello Kakos industries shareholders. The next installment of the never rad Miscellany is March 2nd, live at the Rebel lounge in Phoenix Arizona. $10 in advance, $15 day of. Doors at 6:30, show at 7. If you’re going to be in town, please come support us. It’s going to be an awesome […]
Sat, 01 Feb 2020 07:00:00 +0000
in which we hear some demands, the Festival of Darkness is recapped, Meredith Gorgoro improves the workers in Hell, Gray gets some help, the Tabitha’s keep doing something, Junior gets a strange feeling, and Kevin from IT “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, […]
Sat, 01 Feb 2020 03:45:08 +0000
Thank you for your messages. Hi, there. I meant to get another one of these not cover stories up much sooner, and I’ve got a couple that I’m working on, but I wanted to take this time to respond to the last one separately. Let me begin by saying that all of the emails, messages […]
Wed, 01 Jan 2020 07:00:46 +0000
in which everyone feels a bit under the weather, the Division of Visions has an important update, work grinds to a halt, a few test subjects have a serious existential crisis, and Frank the Tank “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit […]
Never Rad Volume 5 Announcement
Sun, 08 Dec 2019 02:34:33 +0000
NeverRad.com/ticket December 22nd, 2019, Rebel Lounge, Phoenix, AZ. Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. The Never Rad Miscellany Volume 5 is going to be presented at the Rebel Lounge in Phoenix on Sunday, December 22nd, 2019. If you’re around, I’d love it if you came to the show. I’ll be hanging around for a bit afterward also. […]
Sun, 01 Dec 2019 07:00:13 +0000
In which some serious grinching occurs, Junior cares for some infants, preparations are made for Yule and the Zestival, Hell gets festive, Dunk and Jasmine continue to avoid one another, the Tabithas become eerily silent, and Camillo Cerigata “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that […]
Not Cover Story – Introduction
Tue, 19 Nov 2019 11:21:24 +0000
Hi. I’m Conrad. Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries listeners. If you haven’t gone much further than this podcast feed, than you probably haven’t heard too much from me as a person. I also realize that it can be kind of difficult to introduce myself effectively after more than five years, but we’ll try. I should say […]
CS53 – Hoodie and Black Friday
Wed, 13 Nov 2019 06:27:22 +0000
Preorder a Kakos Industries hoodie today! store.kakosindustries.com Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. It is that time of year again. We’re coming upon the most Evil celebration of Black Friday, and I am here to help you celebrate. I have heard your requests, and your darkest prayers have been answered: We’re doing preorders for more hoodies.They’re different […]
Thu, 31 Oct 2019 07:00:04 +0000
in which it’s MFing Halloween, you feel like falling in love, Corin follows a trail of clues, Angus follows his nose, and Violet Trudge single handedly keeps everything afloat, and JV “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and […]
CS52 – Audio Verse Award Voting
Wed, 30 Oct 2019 02:29:44 +0000
kakosindustries.com/vote Hello Kakos industries shareholders. Kakos industries and the never rad Miscellany are both up for voting in the audioverse awards. Go to kakosindustries.com/vote to be redirected to the ballot. There’s only a couple of days left to vote. Voting for the first round ends October 31st.
Tue, 08 Oct 2019 03:34:50 +0000
https://www.neverrad.com CW: self-harm BOX AWAY YOUR FEELINGS (BRO)! MUSIC: SUPER RAD ROCK MUSIC BRO! TODD: Wassuh dudebros! You ever at the gym getting totally shredded with your closest bros and then your hot babe girlfriend texts you and tells you she’s breaking up with you, and you feel your whole life fall apart and you […]
Tue, 01 Oct 2019 07:00:30 +0000
in which Corin is given a crumpled piece of paper, Soundman Steven provides some sound advice, Junior discovers a softer side, we hear from Corin Deeth I, and The Magical Mister Lightbulb “wins” the RUin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcript: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, […]
Sun, 01 Sep 2019 07:00:45 +0000
in which Corin finds a key, Grace carries a bunch of babies, Junior learns something about himself, Dana Govern blows everyone’s minds, Hell is back to work, and Governmentality “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge […]
Sun, 01 Sep 2019 07:00:22 +0000
Hit us up on social media if you’re going to be there! Hello Kakos industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the Creator of Kakos industries. If you don’t believe the cover story then you’ve stopped buying organic produce again. Starting September 7th I’m going […]
Thu, 01 Aug 2019 07:03:12 +0000
in which Corin is given control, Meredith gets some shit done, Dunk and Jasmine get a little thirsty, and Nicc with two Cs “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more […]
Thu, 01 Aug 2019 07:00:59 +0000
NeverRad.com SCENE 1: WAKING UP SOUND: A series of rising tones implies a computer starting up. MUSIC: A soothing sound bed of muzak plays. Gentle pad synths, limited percussion, slow and whooshy. COMPUTER: Good morning, Wyatt Carney. You have died. WYATT: (waking up) Wuh– What’s going on? Who’s there? Where am I? COMPUTER: […]
Mon, 01 Jul 2019 07:03:02 +0000
in which Corin gets a strange call, Meredith takes a break, the damnation and ruination squad rolls around, Kimzzzzzzzzzz’s romantic life gets more complicated, and Tayla the Nayla “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or […]
CS50 – NeverRad, SDCC, and London Podcast Fest
Mon, 01 Jul 2019 07:00:58 +0000
New show: NeverRad.comComic-Con in San Diego: July 17th-21London Podcast Festival: September 7-15thGet in touch on social media if you’re going to be at either! Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and, if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, […]
Sat, 01 Jun 2019 07:05:00 +0000
in which we learn sexiness is subjective, we learn a new smell, Meredith keeps on keepin’ on, and Van Nessa “wins” The Ruin-A_Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: […]
Wed, 01 May 2019 07:05:14 +0000
in which you have some uncomfortable memories, we hear an amazing story from Hell, light is shed on the personal life of Kimzzzzzzzzzz, Corin discovers an unusual support group, and Beng “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcript: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and […]
CS49 – New Show, Survey, and CCI 2019
Wed, 01 May 2019 07:00:26 +0000
Survey: KakosIndustries.com/survey Never Rad Miscellany Tickets: NeverRad.com/ticket Meet up at Comic Con International in San Diego TBA Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am a detailed hologram […]
Mon, 01 Apr 2019 07:00:51 +0000
in which you feel a certain Thwiccness, we witness dramatic acrobatic feats, preparations are hinted at for the Darkest Universe, you feel affirmed, and A Sad Maiden “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of […]
Fri, 01 Mar 2019 07:00:10 +0000
in which you get some wiser words to ponder over, you consider the nature of texture issues, you think about beastly appendages, you step in a puddle of Dana, and Red Renton “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, […]
Kakos Industries Presents: The Apocalypse (Live February 10th, 2019)
Mon, 25 Feb 2019 07:00:39 +0000
The Live Episode from February 10th, 2019 in Phoenix, Arizona. CW: References to Euthanasia/Suicide. [[Kakos Bells]] Intro: What you are about to hear is positive, honest, and uplifting entertainment. [[Guitar Intro]] Greetings. Welcome. Take your seats. Feel free to get a drink at any time because you’re going to need it. It’s really best that […]
CS48 – Live Show in Phoenix on Sunday February 10th
Sat, 09 Feb 2019 00:31:46 +0000
kakosindustries.com/ticket Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and, if you believe the cover story, then you can see me live this weekend. That’s right, we’re just two days out from the live show on February 10th at 7PM at The Valley Bar in Phoenix, Arizona. If you’re anywhere nearby, please check it […]
Fri, 01 Feb 2019 07:05:19 +0000
Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is gonna make that booty work work work work. Junior: Hello and welcome to the Kakos Industries corporate shareholder announcements. At Kakos […]
CS47 – Live Show February 10th
Fri, 01 Feb 2019 07:00:18 +0000
Come join us February 10th, 2019! KakosIndustries.com/ticket Hello Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am the poster model for a series of “Hey, blame this guy for all the […]
CS46 – Phoenix Live Show in February and Podcon Meet Ups
Thu, 17 Jan 2019 07:14:09 +0000
KakosIndustries.com/Ticket Direct: https://www.valleybarphx.com/event/1817137 Podcon Meet: https://www.facebook.com/events/366153357510292/ Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. The ticket link for the February 10th, 2019 Kakos Industries live show in Phoenix, Arizona is now live. Please head to KakosIndustries.com/ticket to be redirected to the event page and to buy yours today. Or you can find this posting on kakosindustries.com to find […]
Tue, 01 Jan 2019 07:05:37 +0000
in which Corin cuts way back, Yule and New Year’s are recapped, preparations are made for The Festival of Darkness and something to do with cars, we continue to wonder about that woman with the eyes, the dangers of radiation become clear, fireworks keep us up, and Am Tubee Izz “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do […]
CS45 – Podcon and Live Show Details
Tue, 01 Jan 2019 07:01:04 +0000
Podcon Meet Up: https://www.facebook.com/events/366153357510292/?ti=cl Live Show: February 10th, Valley Bar Help us make that game: inquiries@kakosindustries.com Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I live a life of pampered […]
Sat, 01 Dec 2018 07:03:01 +0000
in which Soundman Steven discovers a new interest, Junior does some work-shopping, we learn to make some amazing crafts, and Squid Squad, the Squad of Squids, “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a […]
Sat, 01 Dec 2018 07:01:46 +0000
Store.KakosIndustries.com for sweet deals. YouTube.com/KakosIndustries for CC episodes. Brawl Stream Dec. 21st at 7PM MST. Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story then I have gone to the mountain tops, hid there for months and months, and returned with Kakos Industries wrought only from my frantic […]
Wed, 31 Oct 2018 07:00:24 +0000
in which your dread is alleviated, the hunt is on for another monster, Corin deals with some unwanted guests and also his mortality, Color Green Springsteen “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and it’s HALLOWEEN AF. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider […]
CS43 – Junior, Brawl Details, Live Show
Wed, 24 Oct 2018 22:29:37 +0000
https://www.patreon.com/posts/22274977 Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I have been hanging around Kakos Industries trying to meet women for years, and the company just got used to my […]
Mon, 01 Oct 2018 07:00:59 +0000
in which you have this terrible sinking feeling, you stub your toe, you recover from a great workout, something about an ICBM, dry skin is in, Kakos Industries gets to work on “better butts”, and Moodie Bleu “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that […]
CS 42 – More Junior on Patreon
Thu, 13 Sep 2018 00:54:23 +0000
Check out the newest installment of “Junior Hates This” over on our Patreon. Direct link: https://www.patreon.com/posts/21381183 Transcript: Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you’re listening to the wrong music. Bad […]
Sat, 01 Sep 2018 07:00:39 +0000
Featuring Julia Morizawa! Hear more from her: JuliaMorizawa.com In this broadcast, you get turned off from pork, out of failure springs a beautiful tree, we get a lecture in the arts, Corin and Soundman try to work out their problems, you put on an extra sock, and Aubrey Rose “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil […]
CS41 – Bonus Episode and Help Needed for a KAKOS INDUSTRIES VIDEO GAME
Sat, 18 Aug 2018 02:52:52 +0000
https://www.patreon.com/posts/20425889 – Bonus Episode Direct Link inquiries@kakosindustries.com – If you are an animator, concept artist, or 3D modeler, please get in touch. Transcript: Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then it […]
Wed, 01 Aug 2018 07:00:50 +0000
in which we finally get to the bottom of that one mystery, we see evidence of violence in Hell, Kimzzzzzzzzzz makes a new decree, a new experiment is conducted, and Gopher Death “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, […]
Tue, 31 Jul 2018 02:51:02 +0000
Pledge: patreon.com/KakosIndustries Music: NalibokiWoods.com Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you haven’t been sleeping on your left side enough. I have two things to tell you about […]
Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:00:01 +0000
Watch the full Q&A: https://youtu.be/5qBNx7vZuF0 Support on Patreon: kakosindustries.com/patreon Transcription by Nicolette Bell: So hello and welcome to the Kakos Industries Q&A livestream. So, I collected questions from everywhere I could think of or that I remembered people asking them; I tried to get you guys to submit them in a couple specific places that […]
Sun, 01 Jul 2018 07:05:57 +0000
in which Corin learns to appreciate a new accessory, you get prettier, Corin dials up an old friend, a man explodes, and Vickster Willow “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more […]
Fri, 01 Jun 2018 07:02:16 +0000
in which your run through some classic philosophical scenarios, you are hopefully on the mend, preparations are made for the Festival of Quiet Evils and the Festival of Innovation, Corin moves on, Hell has some troubling news, and Nothing Rhymes with Stych has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To […]
Fri, 01 Jun 2018 07:00:17 +0000
https://www.fiverr.com/conradmiszuk – Hire Conrad Miszuk to make voice sounds for you. YouTube.com/KakosIndustries – Q&A June 13th at 8PM Arizona Time/PDT Inquiries@kakosindustries.com – Send us your Qs to A. Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t […]
Tue, 01 May 2018 07:05:57 +0000
in which we all wonder where that fucking shit is. We can’t have used it all already. Where is it? Where is the shit? Huh? Where did it go? Who took it? And Lore of the Past, Being of Pure Knowledge “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help […]
Tue, 01 May 2018 07:00:16 +0000
Ask us anything! (No Spoilers) curiouscat.me/KakosIndustries Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you haven’t been following the yoga routine correctly. I would like to do a Q&A video […]
Sun, 01 Apr 2018 07:00:00 +0000
in which… well… um… huh. Transcription: This Episode of Kakos Industries may contain objectionable content for some listeners, particularly regarding panic disorders, psychological and existential horror, and mentions of death. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more […]
Thu, 01 Mar 2018 07:00:18 +0000
Featuring Kristen DiMercurio in which we put a lot of keys in locks know-what-I’m-sayin’, The Shareholders’ Ball is recapped, preparations are made to hand out greeting cards, the Tabithas change their attitude, Hell discovers a new black hole, hush money is paid, we all try not to visualize “flesh ooze”, and Ruby Queen of the […]
Thu, 01 Feb 2018 07:00:17 +0000
Featuring Kristen DiMercurio. in which the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, or will be shortly, Corin learns to appreciate the simpler things, you have your genes mixed up, the lights go out, preparations are made for The Shareholders’ Ball and some sort of chili cook off,Hell gets back to normal, and A. […]
Mon, 01 Jan 2018 07:05:12 +0000
Featuring Kristen DiMercurio! in which you see some pretty lights, you get angry at the angry, you may have laid an egg, you prepare to get your genes all mixed up, more strangeness at the Division of Erotic Experiences, we may have created a black hole, and Brit Brit Britney Brit “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. […]
CS37 – Kakos Industries Needs You
Mon, 01 Jan 2018 07:00:22 +0000
If you’re interesting in helping out with social media or hearing accessibility, drop us a line: inquiries@kakosindustries.com Also, #FanFucktion please. Or maybe just Patreon. Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk ,and if you believe the cover story, then I am an audio drama powerhouse team of one. Making Kakos Industries is […]
CS36 – PodCon, #FanFucktion, and Store
Mon, 04 Dec 2017 01:39:51 +0000
We’re going to be at Podcon! More details here! Give us the #FanFucktion, dammit. $7 flat rate shipping available in the US over at store.kakosindustries.com Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I hide myself away in a cave in the mountaintops and return […]
Fri, 01 Dec 2017 07:00:38 +0000
in which you feel awfully heavy, you spend too much, preparations are made for ant-celebration and, for some reason, nesting, a war ends, hooded visitors appear where you want them least, and Jen O’Doom “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, please visit […]
Tue, 14 Nov 2017 01:13:08 +0000
Phoenix meet ups is 8pm on November 15, 2017 at The Grand (718 N Central Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85004). Also, quit being so stingy with the damn #FanFucktion. Transcript: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and if you believe the cover story then I am responsible for just about everything that goes […]
Tue, 31 Oct 2017 07:00:13 +0000
in which you visit the Halloween party, something terrible has happened, we hear from just about everyone, and some of us get slippery. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. What you are […]
CS34 – Boulder, CO and Phoenix Meetups and more
Mon, 30 Oct 2017 23:15:03 +0000
Boulder, CO – November 3rd (this Friday). Phoenix – Wednesday, November 15th. New items over at store.kakosindustries.com. Submit your work for #FanFucktion.
Sun, 01 Oct 2017 07:00:26 +0000
in which we witness some smoke rising, the Festivals of Fertility and Somnambulation are recapped, preparations are made for Halloween and the Celebration of Books, we become a little more enlightened, things with Jasmine Aashna become even more complicated, and Callum McCourt “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad free. […]
Tue, 12 Sep 2017 08:55:07 +0000
Join us for a recap of this year’s Shareholders’ Brawl. Hello, and welcome to the Kakos Industries Shareholders’ Brawl special! And what a shareholders’ brawl it was. Those of you who were there know what I’m talking about. Go ahead. Nod your heads knowingly. You were there. You are special. Kakos Industries owns a number […]
Tue, 05 Sep 2017 07:00:10 +0000
Join with us as we honor our 2017 Shareholder of the Year. Shareholders, employees, members of the Evil community at large, and yes, friends, we have gathered here today in the beautiful garden rotunda here at Kakos Industries to honor one among us who has truly gone above and beyond the call of duty. I […]
Fri, 01 Sep 2017 07:00:58 +0000
in which you get nostalgic in the wrong way, you are recovering quite nicely, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility and the Festival of Somnambulation, which will not be combined, more research is done regarding The Simulgasm, you fantasize about playing fetch, Corin becomes a spaceship captain, and misery just might be the […]
Tue, 01 Aug 2017 07:05:02 +0000
in which you dress up like a big veiny guy, Corin gives broadcasting advice, everyone comes together, Corin receives some unsolicited photographs, and Nick Evans “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar […]
Sat, 01 Jul 2017 07:00:17 +0000
in which you may have vague memories of vague horrors at a vague conference, you hear some twinkling on the wind, The Festival of Innovation and the Festival of Quiet Evils are recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love and Evil Con, we polish the many, many trophies here at Kakos Industries, […]
Mon, 19 Jun 2017 07:00:55 +0000
Our Kickstarter was a huge success! Transcription: Conrad: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. Conrad Miszuk again. Felix Moloch from the Division of Insurmountable Fear is still following me around, though I’m told I’m in the clear. Felix: Hello, shareholders! COnrad: And I have you to thank for being in the clear, Kakos Industries shareholders. While we […]
Wed, 14 Jun 2017 07:00:14 +0000
There are just 48 hours left to pledge on our Kickstarter! Transcription: Conrad: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. Conrad Miszuk, again. We’ve got just over two days left on the campaign, and I’m apparently stuck in some sort of spider web. I have no idea if there’s still a spider or what’s in store for me. […]
Mon, 12 Jun 2017 07:00:42 +0000
Only 4 days left on our Kickstarter Campaign! Transcription: Conrad: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. This is Conrad Miszuk, alleged creator of Kakos Industries. This time they’ve got me on some sort of ledge overlooking a black abyss. I am very afraid of heights. I think I ran out of whatever fear chemicals there are in […]
Sun, 04 Jun 2017 07:00:57 +0000
in which you take a great trip, the water festival disappoints yet again, preparations are made to go big and go small, the Division of Sexual Experimentation has some news, Hell is about to get more uncomfortable, you sip on a DarkMega GuzzleThumper, and Sammy Sea “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos […]
Thu, 01 Jun 2017 07:00:00 +0000
Pledge at KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter to help us make a Twine game and get in on the next Shareholders’ Brawl. Visit KakosIndustries.com/PodCon to tell PodCon that you want to see us there. Transcription: Corin: Shareholders, it seems that we’ve succeeded once again in exceeding the deficits raised by the executive board. But the executive board’s bad behavior […]
Sat, 20 May 2017 07:00:04 +0000
We’ve added a stretch goal to our campaign! Pledge $35+ to get an Evilie (not a goodie) bag! Visit KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter to pledge today! Transcription: Corin: Shareholders, it seems that you managed to raise the trivial goal of $25 and you have saved us from imminent disaster. Unfortunately, the rest of the executive board has been […]
Thu, 18 May 2017 07:00:46 +0000
KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter Corin discusses the launch of the new crowdfunding campaign. Transcription: Corin: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders! My name is Corin Deeth III, and I am CEO here at Kakos Industries. Shareholders, I’m sending you this extra broadcast today on your extra broadcast receptacle to let you know that we are doing another round of crowdfunding […]
72 – The Real Darkest Universe
Mon, 01 May 2017 07:00:11 +0000
in which the Darkest Universe is achieved, the Festival of Steam is recapped, preparations are made for the Water Festival, the Festival of Earth, and the Nudity Festival, Hell turns people in usable fuel, the Division of Erotic Experiences improves their desire-enhancers, and Zine Xeans Machine has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: […]
Sat, 01 Apr 2017 07:00:26 +0000
in which you are presented with a mystery, Helena searches for a new occupation, the Celebration of Affirmation is recapped, preparations are made for the Darkest Universe and the Festival of Steam, the helots get a tummy ache, Jasmine Aashna develops a new horror, the Tabithas get all over Corin, and Dr. P Gasmo “wins” […]
Cover Story 26 – Become a Division Head
Wed, 29 Mar 2017 07:00:07 +0000
New pledge levels at out Patreon (http://www.kakosindustries.com/patreon) allow you to become a division head in the credits, complete with update on what your division is working on. Also, we’re getting close to another #fanfucktion video. Head to the Fanfucktion Page for details. Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you […]
Wed, 01 Mar 2017 07:00:11 +0000
in which you learn about all of the companies not helping their clients to Do Evil Better, you get reprimanded for your terrible behavior at the Pie Festival, you remember being covered in the blood of South American mammals, something happens to Kakos Industries Rules and Regulations Volume 11, you might turn to goo, Hell […]
Wed, 01 Feb 2017 07:00:40 +0000
in which everyone wants more, Soundman stands at 6 o’clock, preparations are made for the pie festival and the MOTHERFUCKING SHAREHOLDERS’ BALL, you order a nice comfy place to live out the apocalypse, and Dazzle Shmizzle “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcription: What you are about to hear has been shown in clinical trials to make […]
Mon, 02 Jan 2017 07:01:54 +0000
in which we all take a moment to remember our mortality, we hear from several grieving parties, Yule is recapped, we learn something valuable, and Gulli Gulch Ravine “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear are the bubbles rushing by your mask. Hello, and welcome to the Kakos […]
Cover Story 25 – Monthly Schedule
Sun, 01 Jan 2017 07:00:07 +0000
We’re moving to a monthly schedule. Please remember to fill in our survey and visit our Patreon. Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t, then the tinfoil is working. Kakos Industries is moving to […]
Sat, 17 Dec 2016 07:01:22 +0000
in which we are introduced to the Evil Measure, the Festival of Cold is recapped, plans are made for Yule, you get a headache, and something terrible happens. TW: Physical Violence. Transcription: What you are about to hear is just lip smacking for like 20 minutes. Hello and welcome to the Kakos Industries corporate shareholder […]
Sat, 17 Dec 2016 07:00:53 +0000
Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am the dark puppeteer orchestrating your entire existence. To start with, I would like to remind you that our survey is still […]
Thu, 01 Dec 2016 07:01:13 +0000
in which Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Cold, we learn about ancient sexts, there is a change in the winds, the Cult of Ohh Ahh pick a few herbs, and a doodle of some sort “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcription: What you are about to hear should not be […]
Wed, 16 Nov 2016 07:01:31 +0000
in which Halloween is recapped in a little more detail, the Festival of Anti-Celebration is in full swing, preparations are made for Black Friday, we learn about the Decennial Record, The Division of Erotic Experiences is born, and Handful of Mud McKenzie “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Featuring Mike Rugnetta of PBS Idea Channel. Do Evil […]
Cover Story 23 – Guest Mike Rugnetta
Wed, 16 Nov 2016 07:00:23 +0000
Today’s episode features Mike Rugnetta of PBS Idea Channel and the Reasonably Sound Podcast! Find him on Twitter @MikeRugnetta. Also, don’t forget about our survey! Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. We have a special treat […]
Mon, 31 Oct 2016 07:00:46 +0000
in which the Halloween festivities are underway, preparations are made for not celebrating at a later date, Hailey wears a Tiara, Melantha wears something, Helena bums us out, something about potatoes, some fingers go places, Corin is nearly squished to death, and Bavaria Fringe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are […]
Sun, 16 Oct 2016 07:01:25 +0000
in which the Cult of Ohh Ahh makes an appearance, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations are made for Halloween, Corin gets some heartfelt advice, Kimmie finds something new to do, and Penny Lobe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawin. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear may make your clothes feel tight. […]
Sun, 16 Oct 2016 07:00:03 +0000
New rewards over at kakosindustries.com/patreon! Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. I wanted to share with you some quick announcements. I have done some reorganization on the Patreon. I have added an enticing $2 pledge level […]
Sat, 01 Oct 2016 07:00:52 +0000
in which closets are cleaned out, you hurt in the thinky place, you had a weird nap, you get ready to read a lot of books, Corin stumbles into a minefield, and Colin Leaf “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear is reminiscent of your days selling salt […]
Fri, 16 Sep 2016 07:01:57 +0000
in which you care for a delicate plant, the Festival of Fertility is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Somnambulation, the renegade sex toy has gone full-on cult leader, Kakos Industries introduces a new girl group, we hear something we probably shouldn’t, you are reminded to do your kegels, and Morton Thyme “wins” […]
Fri, 16 Sep 2016 07:00:07 +0000
Please support our Patreon! KakosIndustries.com/Patreon Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am a humble employee of Kakos Industries charged with taking the blame for everything that goes […]
Thu, 01 Sep 2016 07:00:44 +0000
in which the CEO Festival and Festival of the Dance are recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility, Kimmie sets a record, we hear an annoying noise, and Tiptoes Poe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawin. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear may prepare you for something terrible. Hello and welcome […]
Tue, 16 Aug 2016 07:01:04 +0000
In which your arms get tired, Corin plays some audio files, Kimmie gathers a crowd, the renegade sex toy keeps on keepin’ on, and a dot “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear is. Hello and welcome to the Kakos Industries corporate shareholder announcements. As always, I am […]
Tue, 16 Aug 2016 07:00:26 +0000
Today’s episode features Philip Haldiman, who played Denny in the cult movie The Room. Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t, then I am obviously paid to keep you from catching wise to the […]
Mon, 01 Aug 2016 07:01:41 +0000
in which we hear a loud thumping, you no longer feel compelled to feel anything, you did some things at Evil Con, preparations are made for The CEO Festival, you hear some incendiary political speech, things get real boring, and then things get real messy. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear […]
Mon, 01 Aug 2016 07:00:38 +0000
Scapegoat Conrad Miszuk was interviewed on The Naked Diner. Check it out here! Transcript: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. It’s still too early as of this recording to know if we’ve made our $400 Patreon goal, […]
Sat, 16 Jul 2016 07:01:23 +0000
in which Corin goes totally off-script, the Celebration of Self Love is not recounted, you get a vague notion for what Evil Con 2016 might look like, you hear some things you probably shouldn’t, and Gavin “The Wrecking Ball” Murray “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear is […]
Sat, 16 Jul 2016 07:00:53 +0000
Check out our YouTube Channel to see the #FanFucktion winners! Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. We made our #FanFucktion goal! If you head over to our youtube channel, Youtube.com/kakosindustries, you can find the first three […]
Fri, 01 Jul 2016 07:01:02 +0000
in which you feel some things, you are still on the lookout for dolls, the Festival of Quiet Evils is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, we hear from an old friend, and Tilda Meepmeep “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear is hot […]
Fri, 01 Jul 2016 07:00:18 +0000
We made our #fanfucktion goal! Also, Conrad appears on the new episode of Ars Paradoxica (arsparadoxica.com)! Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. Thanks to your generosity, we made our #FanFucktion goal of $400 for this month on […]
Thu, 16 Jun 2016 07:00:59 +0000
in which you are visited by an unwelcome presence, some robots do what they do, you test out a new app, preparations are made for things to get quiet, Tonia Wilson is spotlighted, Corin complains, a giant falls, and A. D. “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear […]
Wed, 01 Jun 2016 07:00:32 +0000
in which the Nudity Festival cum Ultra Nudity Festival cum Dark Mega Nudity Festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Innovation, the renegade sex toy had drawn a following, the second Shareholders’ Brawl is recapped, Kimmie and Maggie share a strained greeting, shit gets regal, and Dimple Deblinski “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. […]
Mon, 16 May 2016 07:00:54 +0000
in which you feel a pinch on your ear, the Water and Earth Festivals are recapped, preparations are made to get really hairy everywhere, Wyoming becomes more promiscuous, you beg for some vitamin D, Corin finds a board game he’s been missing, and Anaya Namaya “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you […]
Sun, 01 May 2016 07:00:38 +0000
in which nothing bad happens, Kakos Industries takes a much needed break, you answer a phone call, we hear about some tubers, Corin rides a rollercoaster, we prepare to look deep underwater and deep within ourselves, something regal happens, Corin talks like a pirate, and Molly Bloomth “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: […]
Sat, 16 Apr 2016 07:00:11 +0000
in which continuing the war becomes difficult, The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood is recapped, preparations are made for the Agriculture Festival and the Festival of Doom, we get filled in on recent events regarding Kiarawa, Soundman Steven gets harder, and Dudley Abednigo “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do […]
Fri, 01 Apr 2016 07:00:31 +0000
in which Kiarawa’s forces are just outside, the Celebration of Self Pity is replaced, preparations are made for The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood, the Darkest Universe is attempted once again, some dirty, sexy things happen that make everyone uncomfortable, and contact is made with a long lost […]
Wed, 16 Mar 2016 07:00:59 +0000
in which the crew is still in Junior’ Lair, your feet feel tingly, the Celebration of Ass goes off without a hitch, Kiarawa puts on her own celebrations above, Brosephus is rescued, and a hunk of metal drags itself into the cave. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear is sound of […]
Tue, 01 Mar 2016 07:01:15 +0000
in which a grand battle is recapped, dragons or something, Corin counts his supporters, the Festival of Everything is Okay, We Promise is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Oh Hell, Who Gives a Shit, we have no idea who “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and the rebel gets rebranded. Do Evil Better. Transcription: […]
Tue, 01 Mar 2016 07:00:13 +0000
TL;DL Check out our Patreon! Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. I’ve been making Kakos Industries for over two years now. We’ve made some incredible progress in that time. There are now thousands of you listening […]
Mon, 15 Feb 2016 07:00:54 +0000
in which Corin and his supporters have taken refuge in a deep part of Kakos Industries, we hear from one of Kakos Industries’ more colorful residents, the Automobile Celebration is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Everything is Okay, We Promise, and somebody’s life is probably ruined. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you […]
Fri, 01 Jan 2016 07:00:10 +0000
in which Corin wishes you a happy New Year, Yule and the New Year’s celebrations are recapped, preparations are made for the Automobile Celebration, Corin gets in with a group of youths, there are new developments in space, your birth control gets better, and William McGillicuddy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What […]
Wed, 16 Dec 2015 07:00:26 +0000
in which Corin negotiates for the release of the Sudodilatese, the Festival of Cloud Watching goes is recapped, preparations are made for Yule and New Year’s, Eatin’ Slime gets a taste test, Corin and Belladonnica have a meeting, and Hamilton Scone “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear […]
Tue, 01 Dec 2015 07:00:27 +0000
in which Corin is STILL a captive, Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Cloud Watching, Corin negotiates for the release of some captives, some really weird details come to light, and Benny The Pussy Master “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear may […]
Mon, 16 Nov 2015 07:00:34 +0000
in which Corin is restrained, you smell something burning, the festival of Anti-Celebration begins, preparations are made for Black Friday, progress is made with Kakos Tower, there is news about delicacies coming from Hell, and Kareem Tompkins “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear may legally change your […]
Sun, 01 Nov 2015 07:00:52 +0000
in which your trip has not yet ended, Corin’s pain is hilarious, the Halloween celebration is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the renegade sex toy is making progress, another floor of Kakos Tower is reclaimed, and Jeffrey Bannerjee “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to […]
Fri, 16 Oct 2015 07:00:33 +0000
in which Kakos Industries gets reorganized, you get a new car stereo, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations for Halloween are made, Melantha and Corin share a mysterious moment, Yipdoodie no longer exists, Hell gets a hand, and Paul Rathjen “wins”the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear may […]
Fri, 09 Oct 2015 07:00:48 +0000
Please enjoy this intercepted broadcast from one of our competitors. Transcription: What you’re about to hear is super cute and lots of fun. Hiiiiiiiiiiiii ARBABARBABARBAR shareholders! It’s me, Hailey Solomonari, acting CEO. We got word that we would have to do more announcements like this, and Melantha isn’t feeling very well- Melantha: Uggh! Hailey! -so […]
Thu, 01 Oct 2015 07:00:17 +0000
in which a mysterious festival occurs, Corin takes a less hands-on approach to management, the Festival of Somnambulation is recapped, preparations are made of the Celebration of Books, Belladonnica is still missing, Kimmie and Maggie dry out another floor of Kakos Tower, the new sex toy digs deeper, Dr. Dunkelwissen steals some hair and spit, […]
Wed, 16 Sep 2015 07:00:25 +0000
in which Corin is having a bad day, you upset a large portion of toads worldwide, the Festival of Fertility is recapped, the Festival of Misery is also recapped, the Festival of Somnambulation is introduced, something is salvaged from Kakos Tower, the Division of Sexual Experimentation has news, you taste something strange, everything goes quiet, […]
38 – The Glimmer of Hope Principle
Tue, 01 Sep 2015 07:00:57 +0000
in which Soundman Steven is rewarded for his sacrifices, the Festival of the Dance is wrapped up neatly for a change, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility and a new festival, DMB is still MIA, Denny still exists, Paul Tubb puts his pants back on, the Division of Sexual Experimentation is about to […]
Sun, 16 Aug 2015 07:00:11 +0000
in which you put your ear to a potted plant, the CEO festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of the Dance, Corin patches things up with Brosephus, the Division of Sexual Experimentation is announced, Hell gets even weirder, the Division of Gleep Glorp has important news, and Paula Crumb “wins” the Ruin-A-Life […]
Sat, 01 Aug 2015 07:00:53 +0000
in which the Sexual Innovation Division has some interesting news, the Celebration of Self Love is recapped, preparations are made for the CEO Festival, the settlers in Hell ar doing better than expected, Kimmie and Maggie join the team at the Division of Uphill Battles, and Thomas the Genetically Modified Ape “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. […]
Thu, 16 Jul 2015 07:00:04 +0000
in which Corin discusses his path to wellness, a small fight is had between good friends, you eat something that makes you feel weird, a large fight between strangers is had, Evil Con is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, and Bambi Porkle “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: […]
Wed, 01 Jul 2015 07:00:27 +0000
in which several assassination attempts are thwarted, you feel a pleasant tingling, Brosephus confides in Corin, the Festival of Falling Down Because You’re Not Looking Where You’re Going, Dumbass goes super well, preparations are made for Evil Con 2015, an idea is given for an an Eviler news organization, Hell gets some visitors, and a […]
Tue, 16 Jun 2015 07:00:38 +0000
in which you feel a tingling in your brain, Corin gets personal, the technology festival exceeded everyone’s expectations, the Festival of Falling Down Because You’re Not Looking Where You’re Going, Dumbass is announced, the Division of Masculine Expression has news, the Sexual Innovation Division is trying really hard to make #FOMOOO happen, and Greg Googlymoogly […]
Mon, 01 Jun 2015 07:00:43 +0000
in which Corin is given a special assignment, you get a tickle in your throat, the UltraNudity Festival goes UltraOkay, preparations are made for the Technology Festival, Corin Deeth I offers some premature congratulations, Melantha attempts to turn the tables, we all learn the correct usage of the word “utilize”, and Fujiko Thompson “wins” the […]
Mon, 18 May 2015 07:00:56 +0000
in which a memorial is made, Dark Mother Belladonnica is punished, Melantha continues to fight her ownership of Kakos Industries stock, You hear a distinct buzzing sound, the Water Festival is unsurprising, the Earth festival is surprising, preparations are made for the UltraNudity Festival, animals with synthetic furs are developed, our precise level of nastiness […]
Sat, 09 May 2015 07:00:11 +0000
Kakos Industries has intercepted a broadcast of interest. Please listen at your own risk. Transcription: What you are about to experience may singe the edges of your beating heart. Good evening, shareholders. This is Melantha Murther, CEO of (NOISE). I don’t normally do announcements like this, as you know, but I was notified earlier today […]
Fri, 01 May 2015 07:00:18 +0000
in which we see a softer side of Grace Rule, the legal battles continue, the Agriculture Festival cannot be stopped, the Doom Festival happens more or less, preparations are made for the Earth Festival, Corin gets another letter from his grandfather, a new mushroom is discovered, the Division of Incredibly Boring Things has a new […]
Thu, 16 Apr 2015 07:00:19 +0000
in which lawyers brawl, the foundation of your home is shaken, the Darkest Universe Festival is recapped, plans are made for the Festival of Doom, you have new options for avoiding gluten, Corin Deeth I sends a warning, we hear from the Division of Panacea, the women in the cute lesbian couple have names, odd […]
Wed, 01 Apr 2015 07:00:50 +0000
in which the contraption is put to rest… for now, the Division of Espionage and Daryl’s Toys and Toys collaborate, the Festival of Adorableness is recapped, preparations are made for another Darkest Universe Celebration, the Division of Secret Societies has good news, the cute lesbian couple ignores our attempts to improve them, the Sexual Innovation […]
Mon, 16 Mar 2015 07:00:02 +0000
in which Corin has been a little “stuck” on the inexplicable contraption, the Festival of Unimaginable Horror is recapped, the Big Black Hole is revisited, preparations are made for the Festival of Adorableness, Billy and Kara are still frozen, Karawack freaks everyone out, the Sexual Innovation Division wants to make your parts classier, we listen […]
Sun, 01 Mar 2015 07:00:44 +0000
in which the Shareholders’ Ball is begrudgingly recapped, a previously unnoticed room is discovered, preparations are made for completely new festivals, the Sexual Innovation Division has more good news, we hear about Billy and Kara, a feral child is found, an inexplicable machine haunts your dreams, and Dale Flail “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil […]
Sun, 15 Feb 2015 07:00:44 +0000
in which the Pie Festival is recapped, plans are made for the next Shareholders’ Ball, a few surprise guests join us, we hear from the Division of Whaling and Wailing, and Thomas Kublai Kahn “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: What you are about to hear is autotuned gasoline explosions. Hello and welcome […]
Sun, 01 Feb 2015 07:00:01 +0000
in which the annual Shareholder Pledge Drive is held, the Festival of Darkness is recapped, preparations are made for the Pie Festival, we hear from the Division of Black and Blues, the Division of Talking to Yourself, the Division of Goats, the Division of ASMR, the Echo Tree Forest, the Division of Dionysia, TINFOIL, Hell, […]
Fri, 16 Jan 2015 07:00:49 +0000
in which the Celebration of Spiders in Your Hair is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Darkness, we hear from Corin Deeth I via letter, the Sexual Innovation Division has exciting news, and Tanya Katic “wins” the ruin a life drawing. Transcription: What you are about to hear is the meditational mantra of […]
Thu, 01 Jan 2015 07:00:10 +0000
in which Yule is recapped, a special guest discusses the New Year’s celebration, preparations are made for the Festival of Spiders in Your Hair, DarkMega Monaco “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and Corin escapes through the window. Transcript: What you are about to hear might take you on a journey far, far away to a place […]
Tue, 16 Dec 2014 07:00:38 +0000
in which the Festival of Ballooning is recapped, preparations are made for Yule and New Year’s, something about chemtrails, an uninvited guest interrupts, you’ve received your Holiday Catalog, Dayo Dikeledi “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and you flail about like a moron. Transcript: What you are about to hear may be the auditory equivalent of a […]
Mon, 01 Dec 2014 07:00:26 +0000
in which Corin’s date is recapped, your knowledge of Kakos Industries codes is tested, Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Ballooning, The Division of Reproductive Health has been receiving some awkward requests, the Division of Incredibly Boring Things has good news, Kakos University is proud to announce the first females […]
Sun, 16 Nov 2014 07:00:50 +0000
in which the Halloween party is recapped again along with the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the celebration for Black Friday is discussed, you click on a really weird link, the Division of Reproductive Health has some good news, the character of Kakos Industries is attacked on the Internet, and some surprise guests appear. Do Evil Better. […]
Sun, 02 Nov 2014 07:00:10 +0000
in which a crisis of epic proportions holds Kakos Industries and much of the world in the balance, memories from a dark time in Kakos Industries’ history surface, the Halloween party is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the Culinary Division has good news, and Paula Deen Goldberg “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. […]
Thu, 16 Oct 2014 07:00:31 +0000
in which the Guild of Transmission is discussed, we get news about Helena, the sentient security system, and Hailey Solomonari, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations are made for a quiet, peaceful evening on Halloween, the Sexual Innovation Division begins an effort to round up their most recent mistake, and Olga Carolla “wins” the […]
Wed, 01 Oct 2014 00:00:52 +0000
In which the Festival of Tripping Balls is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Books, no news is good news from the Division of Philosophical Sabotage, we get some updates from the Culinary Division, and a surprise guest appears. Do Evil Better. Transcript: What you are about to hear may make you uncomfortable […]
Tue, 16 Sep 2014 00:00:36 +0000
In which Dirk Cornelius Sexplosion, President of Giant Ass Robots to Kick in Your Face, joins us for an example of what we do at Kakos Industries, the festival of fertility is recapped, preparations are made for the festival of tripping balls, we receive some alarming results from the Sexual Innovation Division regarding the female […]
14 – Bring Your Daughter to Evil
Mon, 01 Sep 2014 00:00:40 +0000
In which the Celebration of the Dance is recapped, though still contested, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility, Hailey Solomonari joins the broadcast, the Division of True Neutral collaborates with the Division of Pharmaceutical Excellence, the Division of Poetic Insight drops some knowledge, Kakos Industries takes responsibility for some chemical dumping, and Aaron […]
Sat, 16 Aug 2014 00:00:27 +0000
In which things just feel different, Taco Tuesday is recapped, the Festival of the Dance is announced, Helen Methaney’s body is found outside of the Hell Mining Camp, the Division of Adult Diversion is dismantled and replaced with the Sexual Innovation Division, the Division of Intrinsic Evil has exciting news, the Division of Secret Societies […]
Fri, 01 Aug 2014 00:00:55 +0000
In which Peter Wood, a scientist at the Division of Adult Diversion, becomes a monster, Evil Con 2014 is recapped, preparations are made for Corin’s version of the CEO celebration, Kara and Billy’s relationship takes a dramatic turn, and Dana Mabel wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcript: What you are about to hear may leave a […]
Wed, 16 Jul 2014 00:00:10 +0000
In which the broadcast comes to you from a Kakophany Audio Wireless Tube Speaker set, the broadcast experiences some strange technical difficulties, the celebration of self love is recapped, preparations are made for Evil Con 2014, Kara and Billy’s relationship becomes more depressing, and Andrew Geraldson wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcript: What you are about […]
Tue, 01 Jul 2014 00:00:38 +0000
In which your subconscious is broadcast live on the air, the Actual Renaissance Festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, Kakos University introduces its new School of Men’s Rights, a wedding is performed inside of Kakos Industries, the Division of Adult Diversion has even more alarming news, Hell has begun […]
Mon, 16 Jun 2014 00:00:03 +0000
In which the Technology Festival is recapped in some detail, bears do some interesting things, The Division of Adult Diversion has some more unsettling results, the heavier calorie project backfires, Kara and Billy consider moving in together, the DIvision of Incredibly Boring things releases a book, and some slime wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcript: What […]
Sun, 01 Jun 2014 00:00:16 +0000
In which the nudity festival is recapped, the Division of Insurmountable Fear has good news, we hear from the Division of Gleep Glorp, the Division of Adult Diversion enjoys unexpected success, the shareholders write in to complain about Denny, the Division of True Neutral is announced, the Kakos University School of Social Justice has a […]
Fri, 16 May 2014 00:00:54 +0000
In which an adorable animal is delivered, a letter from Corin Deeth I is read, the Adult Entertainment Branch is disbanded, a client has a great idea for a new cable news station, a board game that will ruin your friendships is developed, the shareholder express their concern about Denny, and “Florencia” wins the ruin-a-life […]
Fri, 02 May 2014 00:00:27 +0000
In which the Agriculture Festival is recapped, we prepare to remember the underwater colony Kakolantis, the adult entertainment branch experiments with pulse patterns, a Sad Burrito is developed, the Division of Desperation is introduced, and Jan Stan wins the Ruin a Life drawing. Transcript: What you are about to hear may bring you closer to […]
Wed, 16 Apr 2014 16:43:33 +0000
In which the truth about the Darkest Universe Festival is revealed, there is some bad news from the Adult Entertainment Branch, some workers escape from Hell, the relationship with The Brotherhood of the Salmon Flagellations progresses, The Division of Excess releases a new product, and Jenny Wilkinson wins the Ruin a Life Contest. Transcript: What […]
Wed, 02 Apr 2014 07:10:33 +0000
KakosIndustries.com/Patreon True Shareholders listen to the cover stories. Transcription: Hello, new Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you are surprisingly resistant to mind control. We’ll have to make a note […]
Tue, 01 Apr 2014 17:14:49 +0000
In which the Big Black Hole Celebration is recapped, the Kakos University School of Social Justice is announced, the Canadian branch checks in, a new smell is developed, and an experiment is carried out live on the air. Transcript: What you are about to hear may cause activity in parts of the brain the previously […]
Sat, 15 Mar 2014 19:28:16 +0000
in which the Fire Celebration is recapped, the division of labor has exciting news, the department of Funk Pharmaceuticals has developed a solution to the biggest headaches, animal testing is resumed, and Marilyn Cooper wins the Ruin a Life Contest. Transcript: What you are about to hear is a bucket being filled one drop at […]
Sat, 01 Mar 2014 16:08:31 +0000
in which Corin recaps the Shareholder’s Ball, the Thank Evil campaign is launched, preparations are made for the sex tape, we get news from Hell, and Myrtle de las Rosas wins the Ruin a Life contest. Transcript: What you are about to hear cannot be taken seriously. Just try. It’s impossible. On behalf of Kakos […]
Sat, 15 Feb 2014 17:36:46 +0000
in which a new CEO is introduced, preparations for the annual shareholders’ ball are made, the Adult Entertainment Branch has exciting news, and the Division of Philosophical Sabotage has achieved something they’ve been after for years. Transcript: What you are about to hear is fiction. We hope. Hello and welcome to the corporate announcements for […]