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Synopsis:

Follow our bumbling Anti-Hero and his Super Team in our original parody in the form of an Audio Comic Book. Current event scenarios and vulgar humor join together in over twenty-five issues.


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Episodes:

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour All Girl Spectacular!

Wed, 07 Oct 2015 15:36:15 -0500

 

THE CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT ADVENTURE HOUR ALL GIRL SPECTACULAR

 

“LIVE FEM OR FEM HARD!”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

Move over ‘beef-cake’ cuz here come the ladies! Oh no, all the male super-action heroes have disappeared from the SKAGG CITY COMIC CON. Now it’s up to W.E.I.R.D. SPECIAL AGENT LARA LARDMAN to save the day. After chauvinistic acting mayor JEFF WELLS dismisses Lardman, the young agent forms a small team of super heroines to figure out the problem. This powerhouse group consists of sorceress supreme ALACASSANDRA ZACETTI, fire starter MISSY MCREEDY, her ice-wielding sister SISSY MCREEDY and new botany professor slash foliage manipulator GRANOLA BIRKINSTOCK. Also joining this motley crew is speedster SWIFT-ETTE WINDTHROP who has recently had a spell induced gender transformation. Throw in billionaire RONALD GRUMP and his “state-of –the-art” titanium armored warrior, THE MEXI-CANT and a visit by drug cartel lord EL ZAPATO and you have one heavily ‘GIRL POWERED’ spectacular. Get your COMIC CON PASS READY!

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

EMILY O'CONNOR

  

INKED BY

SEVANS MARTINEZ

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

 

COLORED BY

DANA MORGAN

SAMANTHA BERGES

AMY HUGHEY

 

LETTERED BY

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

ALI SATTAR

MIKE HORTON

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT

PLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording

 

AND ENGINEERED BY

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!

 

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #27

Wed, 30 Sep 2015 10:31:10 -0500

ISSUE #27:

 

"THE GIGGLER'S RETURN OF THE REBOOT"

 

PART6: "Seasons over, bitches!"

 

THE VOLUME ONE FINALE IS FINALLY HERE!!! CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT is back to his miserable cranky self! THE TOWNHOUSE HOME FOR NEEDIES WITH POWERS N’ SHIT has been transformed into a gigantic TRANSFORMA-TORTURE BOT heading to destroy SKAGG CITY! EUGENE CYMBORGAWITZ has gone machine bonkers! SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN has a big secret! Can the Captain rally his teenage super gang into the “ALL NEW Z-MORTALS”? You bet he can! A season’s worth of whacky shenanigans explode in the final part of our first VOLUME. Don’t miss a moment!

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O'CONNOR

MIKE HORTON

 

COLORED BY

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

SAMANTHA BERGES

RJ BATLLE

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

 

LETTERED BY

DANA MORGAN

ZACK HELD

JASON BAILEY

KEVIN VOSS

 

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT

PLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording

 

AND ENGINEERED BY

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!

 

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #26

Wed, 23 Sep 2015 10:53:29 -0500

ISSUE #26

"THE GIGGLER'S RETURN OF THE REBOOT"

 

PART 5: "It's all Townhouse's fault!"

 

NO MORE CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT? THE CLOWN PRINCE OF PERVERTS has erased the Captain's origin turning him into a pathetic shell of the man he once was. With no knowledge of his past adventures, Francis the "Meter Maid" has grown accustomed to his depressing life. Enter RICK FEROCIOUS, Earth Five's answer to MICK FIERCE! Can this "SUPER-SPY" from another universe help the Captain become a super-action hero again? Or will his interference only make things worse?   You don't want to miss the exciting penultimate chapter of the VOLUME ONE finale.

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O'CONNOR

ALI SATTAR

 

COLORED BY

ZACK HELD

MIKE HORTON

 

LETTERED BY

SAMANTHA BERGES

RJ BATLLE

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT

PLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording

 

AND ENGINEERED BY

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!

 

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #25

Wed, 16 Sep 2015 10:18:46 -0500

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

 

“THE GIGGLER’S RETURN OF THE REBOOT!”

 

Part 4: “The Origin of Captain Punishment”

 

Finally the long awaited ORIGIN OF CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT as told by the infamous GIGGLER. How did Sergeant Francis Townhouse of the SKAGG CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT become the hero we know and love? What happened to his beloved wife SUZIE TOWNHOUSE and their ‘anomaly’ son BASTY? Who are VINNY 'THE GREASE' BARBARINO and DARTBOARD and how do they fit in? What does BIG BUDDHA DADDY’S ALL MALE STRIP CLUB have to do with anything? Get caught up in a multiple universe of scenarios with the fourth installment of our VOLUME ONE finale.  

 

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O'CONNOR

ALI SATTAR

 

 

COLORED BY

ZACK HELD

DANA MORGAN

MIKE HORTON

 

LETTERED BY

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

JASON BAILEY

KEVIN VOSS

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT

PLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording

 

AND ENGINEERED BY

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!

 

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #24

Wed, 09 Sep 2015 10:50:27 -0500

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

THE GIGGLER’S RETURN OF THE REBOOT!

 

PART #3:

“Watch those hands Mister!”

 

THE GIGGLER has gone to great lengths to bring CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT back into the limelight. But now that his goal has been accomplished what's next? Still held captive by his nemesis The Captain is forced to watch the clown prince of pervert's all-out assault on his school.  With SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN overwhelmed, the madman's plot grows to include several of the Captain’s favorite students. LICKETY-SPLIT, COMBUSTIBLE, EUGENE CYBORGAWITZ and the MC'CREEDY SISTERS are about to learn a horrifying lesson from the TRANSFORM-A-TORTURE-BOT. Get your free ticket to the ‘summer block-bustin’ third installment of the VOLUME ONE finale.   

 

 

THIS ISSSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O'CONNOR

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

 

COLORED BY

ZACK HELD

DANA MORGAN

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

 

LETTERED BY

SAMANTHA BERGES

MIKE HORTON

RJ BATLLE

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT

PLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording

 

AND ENGINEERED BY

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #23

Wed, 02 Sep 2015 11:31:46 -0500

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

“THE GIGGLER’S RETURN OF THE REBOOT!”

 

PART 2:

“The Bastard’s Master Blaster Plan.”

 

OH NO! CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT has been kidnapped by his old arch-nemesis, THE GIGGLER! Forced to participate in the “Clown Prince of Pervert's” twisted version of the 'Tunnel of Love', Punishment finally learns the villain's sinister plans. Also, what connection does this madman have to our hero's recent troubles? Meanwhile, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN tries to reign in the chaos at the TOWNHOUSE HOME FOR NEEDIES WITH POWERS N' SHIT. If obnoxious foreign dignitaries and radiation leaks weren't enough, enter the new hippy Botany teacher GRANOLA BIRKENSTOCK and her obsession with all things organic. You don’t want to miss this "eco-friendly" second part to the VOLUME ONE finale.  

 

 

THIS ISSSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

DANA MORGAN

 

COLORED BY

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

JASON BAILEY

KEVIN VOSS

 

LETTERED BY

MIKE HORTON

RJ BATLLE

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT

PLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording

 

AND ENGINEERED BY

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!  

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #22

Wed, 26 Aug 2015 11:35:10 -0500

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

"THE GIGGLER’S RETURN OF THE REBOOT!"

 

PART 1:

 

"Sayonara Captain Punishment!"

The final six parts of VOLUME ONE begin with the return of the Captain’s horrific archenemy THE GIGGLER! In a tale set in the past, the CLOWN PRINCE OF PERVERTS once again brings chaos to SKAGG CITY. Can the Captain stop the fiend before more people fall victim to his mad capped antics? Also learn the events that made our hero exile himself to the loathsome BUNGHOLE DISTRICT! Strap yourselves in for a finale to end all finales.  

 

THIS ISSSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

ALI SATTAR

DANA MORGAN

 

COLORED BY

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

JASON BAILEY

SAMANTHA BERGES

 

LETTERED BY

MO DA FO!

KEVIN VOSS

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT

PLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording

 

AND ENGINEERED BY

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!  

 

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #21

Wed, 20 May 2015 13:59:00 -0500

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

"SWIFT-US-PUBERTAY-US"

 PART 4:

 "The Backstabbing of Thrones!"

 

Story Arch 5 comes into its thrilling conclusion as our heroes CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT and speedster, SWIFT WINDTHROP are forced into a death-match on the secret island of ATLANTEA. Can their friends, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN and super genius EUGENE CYBORGAWITZ, stop this madness thrown upon them by the master of water and king of the ATLANTEANS, ARTHUR TYNIDUS? Or will the king himself fall victim to a wicked plan by his evil, promiscuous wife SLUT-TAYA and their rotten offspring JOFFREY. And where is her brother, the QUEEN LAYER? It all comes to a head in this jizz-tastic issue finishing this LICKETY-SPLIT saga!  

THIS ISSSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O'CONNOR

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

MIKE HORTON

 

LETTERED BY

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

ALI SATTAR

ZACK HELD

SAMANTHA BERGES

 

COLORED BY

KEVIN VOSS

SEVANS MARTINEZ

RJ BATLLE

AMBER MALOTT

AMY HUGHEY

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE FEATURED SPECIAL GUEST STARS:

 

MATT MURDICK FROM PODCAST WINTERFELL

http://podcastwinterfell.com/

 

&

BUBBA from the Joffrey of Podcasts

http://thejoffreyofpodcasts.podomatic.com/

 

THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT

PLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording

 

AND ENGINEERED BY

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!  

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #20

Wed, 06 May 2015 14:36:16 -0500

IN THIS ISSUE:

"SWIFT-US-PUBERTAY-US"

PART 3:

"An Atlantean time for mating"

His momma named him SWFIT WINDTHROP but the ladies call him LICKETY-SPLIT, and he is about to die. His best chance for survival, THE ATLANTEAN HUN JOBE MATING RITUAL, a vicious battle to the death on a secret island in the past. With few options left, CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN, and super genius EUGE CYBORGAWITZ race to find a way to save their trusted ally. However, KING TYNIDUS' evil wife, SLUT-TAYA may prove to be too much of a sultry distraction for our captain! Sit back, relax and let loose your inner COCK-A-TOO!!!

THIS ISSSUE WAS:

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

INKED BY

EMILY O'CONNOR

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

MIKE HORTON

LETTERED BY

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

ALI SATTAR

ZACK HELD

SAMANTHA BERGES

COLORED BY

KEVIN VOSS

SEVANS MARTINEZ

RJ BATLLE

AMBER MALOTT

AMY HUGHEY

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

THIS ISSUE FEATURED SPECIAL GUEST STARS:

MATT MURDICK FROM PODCAST WINTERFELL

http://podcastwinterfell.com/

&

BUBBA from the Joffrey of Podcasts

http://thejoffreyofpodcasts.podomatic.com/

THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT

PLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording

AND ENGINEERED BY

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour - Issue 19

Wed, 22 Apr 2015 14:01:19 -0500

ISSUE #19

 

“SWIFT-US PUBERTAY-US!”

 

PART 2: “A Skagg City Captain In King Arthur’s Court”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

After escaping from a tear in the dimensional fabric, CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN, speedster SWIFT WINDTHROP, and super genius EUGENE CYBORGAWITZ continue on their mission to save young Swift’s life. After many failed attempts the boys travel to the secret island of ATLANTEA ending up in the middle of a gladiator arena. And if that wasn’t bad enough they have also angered PRINCE JOFFREY TYNIDUS, son of KING ARTHUR TYNIDUS. Things get really nasty for our heroes when the SEAGANTUAN gets involved! It’s like tongue kissing a rattler!

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

MIKE HORTON

  

COLORED BY

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

ALI SATTAR

ZACK HELD

KEVIN VOSS

 

LETTERED BY

RJ BATLLE

AMBER MALOTT

SEVANS MARTINEZ

AMY HUGHEY

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE FEATURED SPECIAL GUESTS

 

MATT MURDICK from PODCAST WINTERFELL - http://podcastwinterfell.com/

&

BUBBA from The Joffrey Of Podcasts - http://thejoffreyofpodcasts.podomatic.com/

 

THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

 http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording

 

THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!

 

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour - Issue 19

Wed, 22 Apr 2015 14:01:10 -0500

ISSUE #19

 

“SWIFT-US PUBERTAY-US!”

 

PART 2: “A Skagg City Captain In King Arthur’s Court”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

After escaping from a tear in the dimensional fabric, CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN, speedster SWIFT WINDTHROP, and super genius EUGENE CYBORGAWITZ continue on their mission to save young Swift’s life. After many failed attempts the boys travel to the secret island of ATLANTEA ending up in the middle of a gladiator arena. And if that wasn’t bad enough they have also angered PRINCE JOFFREY TYNIDUS, son of KING ARTHUR TYNIDUS. Things get really nasty for our heroes when the SEAGANTUAN gets involved! It’s like tongue kissing a rattler!

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

MIKE HORTON

  

COLORED BY

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

ALI SATTAR

ZACK HELD

KEVIN VOSS

 

LETTERED BY

RJ BATLLE

AMBER MALOTT

SEVANS MARTINEZ

AMY HUGHEY

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE FEATURED SPECIAL GUESTS

 

MATT MURDICK from PODCAST WINTERFELL - http://podcastwinterfell.com/

&

BUBBA from The Joffrey Of Podcasts - http://thejoffreyofpodcasts.podomatic.com/

 

THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

 http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording

 

THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!

 

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #18

Tue, 24 Mar 2015 16:48:00 -0500

ISSUE #18

 

“SWIFT-US PUBERTAY-US!”

 

PART 1: “Swift Times at Rowdy High.”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

Puberty is difficult for any teenager. Even more if that teenager is super powered. CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT’S  faithful sidekick, speedster, SWIFT WINDTHROP is going through some issues. As his super-speed kicks his hormones into overdrive, the Townhouse Home For Needies With Powers N’ Shit is thrown into chaos. Can Punishment rally his troops and annoying super-genius EUGENE CYBORGAWITZ in enough time to save young Swift’s life? We’re betting he can! Play this Issue in a FLASH.

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

MIKE HORTON

  

COLORED BY

RJ BATLLE

AMBER MALOTT

KEVIN VOSS

 

 

LETTERED BY

SEVANS MARTINEZ

 AMY HUGHEY

ALI SATTAR

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE FEATURED SPECIAL GUESTS

W. AXEL FOLEY

 

MATT MURDICK from PODCAST WINTERFELL - http://podcastwinterfell.com/

&

BUBBA from The Joffrey Of Podcasts - http://thejoffreyofpodcasts.podomatic.com/

 

THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

 

THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!

 

 

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour - Issue 17

Wed, 31 Dec 2014 12:41:36 -0500

ISSUE #17

 

“QUERY ME THIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FAT CAP!”

 

PART 6: “It’s way past time to end this.”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

A bitter battle for survival where only the rules of COMIC BOOK TECHNICALITY can save our heroes as the fourth story arc comes to its thrilling conclusion! What the hell has happened? SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN is dead! COMMISSIONER HARDON mauled by a grizzly bear! CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT mortally wounded and lost in time! Has the villainous QUERY’S revenge been a success? It would appear so. The Captain may be screwed this…time. Only listening will tell.

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

JASON BAILEY

 

  

COLORED BY

MIKE HORTON

KEVIN VOSS

SAMANTHA BERGES

 

 

LETTERED BY

GRANT COOPER

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

SEVANS MARTINEZ

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

 

THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY

NICKY ESPOSITO

 

AND

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!

 

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour - Xmas Xtravaganza! (REBROADCAST)

Mon, 22 Dec 2014 13:31:45 -0500

Oh come all ye faithful to another adventure featuring the super action hero whose holiday spirit knows no bounds. Look over there! It’s belly full of jelly, seasons greeter Captain Punishment!

 

Operation Attack Squirrel presents THE CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT ADVENTURE HOUR: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.

 

In a tale from Captain Punishment’s past, we find our hero on Christmas Eve longing for the ultimate Christmas gift. But when an evil gang known as the “Holiday Hate Hooligans”, threaten to destroy Christmas, our hero, alongside super-spy Mick Fierce, must save the day from these holiday themed terrorists.

 

Can Punishment and Fierce make their way to the North Pole, penetrate Santa’s defenses and discover the real culprit behind this nefarious plot to derail America’s favorite holiday? Only good little boys and girls who listen will find out the answers, for this is the story of how Captain Punishment saved Christmas!

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Captain Punishment Adventure Hour - Issue 16

Wed, 17 Dec 2014 23:31:24 -0500

ISSUE #16:

 

“QUERY ME THIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FAT CAP!”

 

PART 5: “Ya dirty cheats!”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT, COMMISSIONER HARDON AND SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN finally attempt THE QUERY’S horrifying obstacle course of death. Who lives? Who dies? Will our heroes ever be the same? SPOILER ALERT: Somebody dies!!! DANT, DANT, DAAAAA!!!!

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

JASON BAILEY

GRANT COOPER

 

 

COLORED BY

AMBER MALOTT

KEVIN VOSS

ALI SATTAR

 

 

LETTERED BY

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

RJ BATLLE

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

 

THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY

NICKY ESPOSITO

 

AND

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #15

Wed, 03 Dec 2014 12:21:47 -0500

ISSUE #15:

 

“QUERY ME THIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FAT CAP!”

 

PART 4: “Death Games Afoot!”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

Our fourth story arc continues as CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN, COMMISSIONER HARDON and bewildered officers of the SKAGG CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT square off against the mysterious madman known as THE QUERY. After finally solving THE QUERY'S obnoxious conundrums our heroes converge on the notorious villain's hideout. Once inside the group is captured and forced to participate in a macabre obstacle course where death awaits around every corner. Will the Captain and his friends be crowned the next AMERICAN NINJA DESIGNER or will death be their only reward? Hosted by the commentators of Skagg City's popular game show AMERICAN NINJA FIGHTER: MATT 'ICE-MAN' HUDDLESON and JOHNNIE 'SUCKASS' POSERMAN. You don't want to miss it!

 

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

JASON BAILEY

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

 

COLORED BY

MIKE HORTON

AMBER MALOTT

KEVIN VOSS

 

LETTERED BY

GRANT COOPER

RJ BATLLE

SEVANS MARTINEZ

ALI SATTAR

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

 

THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY

NICKY ESPOSITO

 

AND

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING

 

 

 

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Halloween Spectacular!

Wed, 08 Oct 2014 12:35:29 -0500

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

TITLE: “Something Snatchy this way comes.”

 

It's that spooky time a year again and THE CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT ADVENTURE HOUR presents its super-sized HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR!

 

CNT star reporter IRIS INKSLINGER takes center stage in this creepy tale as she discovers an unnerving plot to take over 'The Big Lemon' by one of Skagg City's highest political officials.  The current mayor of Skagg City, MICHAEL GLOOMINSTEEN, is very proud of his new 'PEAS IN A POD' school lunch program. Selling his latest 'health initiative' to the citizens of Skagg City as the best new lunch alternative for inner city youth, the Mayor has never felt more confident. However, when Gloominsteen’s former assistant MILEY BENNELL tries to assassinate him at a press conference, Iris learns the situation may not be what it seems.

 

As Inkslinger investigates, she learns that Bennell's paranoia may be more than just the delusions of a jilted lover, and finds that she may be in way over her head. So who can this award winning reporter turn to when being hunted by dangerous masses of mindless, screeching Skagg Citizens??? Well… CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT of course!

 

Once Skagg City's premiere super-action-hero joins the fray all hell breaks loose. Accompanied by his faithful sidekicks SPECIAL AGENT LARRY LARDMAN and super speedster SWIFT WINDTHROP, the Captain vows to get to the bottom of this latest Halloween crisis.

 

Throw in the 'acid stealing', super spy MICK FIERCE and his super secret W.E.I.R.D. hover base, mixed with CANDY WHOMPUS III a southern candy mogul and you have yourself one trick-or-treat spectacular. DEFIANCE IS FRUITLESS!   

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

 

COLORED BY

MIKE HORTON

KEVIN VOSS

AMBER MALOTT

 

LETTERED BY

SEVANS MARTINEZ

SAMANTHA BERGES

AMY HUGHEY

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUES WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT RECORDING STUDIO, NYC.

 

AND ENGINEERED BY

STEVE SOLA AKA THE MIX KING (YEAH!)

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #14

Thu, 18 Sep 2014 14:49:41 -0500

ISSUE #14:

 

“QUERY ME THIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FAT CAP!”

 

PART 3: “Honky Drama!”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

We come to the third part of our “questionable” tale when a devastating accident jeopardizes the future of the TOWNHOUSE HOME FOR NEEDIES WITH POWERS & SHIT! Also when our heroes CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT and SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN go to Skagg City Police Headquarters they are once again sucked into another encounter with the villainous QUERY! Can the Captain get past his differences with COMMISSIONER HARDON and save the city from the clutches of this latest foe? Probably not…  

 

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

JEREMIAH EQUALITY

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

JASON BAILEY

 

COLORED BY

MIKE HORTON

AMBER MALOTT

KEVIN VOSS

SAMANTHA BERGES

 

LETTERED BY

GRANT COOPER

RJ BATLLE

SEVANS MARTINEZ

AMY HUGHEY

ALI SATTAR

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

 

THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY

NICKY ESPOSITO

 

AND

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING

 

 

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #13

Wed, 03 Sep 2014 14:57:12 -0500

“QUERY ME THIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FAT CAP!”

 

PART 2: “Guess Who’s Back?.”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

 As CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT finds himself a judge on OPERATION CATWALK ALL STARS a new mysterious villain THE QUERY attacks! Ernesto Robinson returns with more of his designer, time-jumping antics. And if that wasn’t enough, Punishment crosses path with an old rival, SKAGG CITY POLICE COMMISSIONER HARDON!  Somebody’s gonna get cut!  

 

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

JEREMIAH EQUALITY

JASON BAILEY

 

COLORED BY

MIKE HORTON

AMBER MALOTT

KEVIN VOSS

SAMANTHA BERGES

 

LETTERED BY

GRANT COOPER

RJ BATLLE

AMY HUGHEY

ALI SATTAR

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

 

THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY

NICKY ESPOSITO

 

AND

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING

 

 

 

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The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour - Issue 12

Wed, 20 Aug 2014 13:27:23 -0500

“QUERY ME THIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FAT CAP!”

PART 1: “Time, time ticking away.”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

Our Fourth story arc kicks off with “anomaly” fashion designer ERNESTO ROBINSON as he discovers his new ability - time distortion! Ernesto jumps through the centuries, landing in several ‘hairy’ situations, but none as ‘shaggy’ as his beef with OPERATION CATWALK nemesis ED-GAR CHARADE!! Only time will tell how their story plays out and what host TIM DERRINGER will have to say about it. Meanwhile, a sobering MICK FIERCE returns to the TOWNHOUSE HOME FOR NEEDIES WITH POWERS AND SHIT to whip a depressed CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT back into shape.

Be warned: conundrums, hair dolls, and Stanley Titanic lay ahead!

 

*The events if Story Arc 4 take place after our Fourth Of July Spectacular. On shelves now!

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

JEREMIAH EQUALITY

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

SEVANS MARTINEZ

 

COLORED BY

JASON BAILEY

MIKE HORTON

AMBER MALOTT

KEVIN VOSS

 

LETTERED BY

RJ BATLLE

AMY HUGHEY

ALI SATTAR

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

 

THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY

NICKY ESPOSITO

 

AND

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING

 

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