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Shipwreck is a San Francisco-based erotic fanfiction competition that pits six great writers against one great book each month. Fics are performed to a live audience by our resident thespian, that we might preserve author anonymity till the votes are tallied. Hosted by Amy Stephenson and Casey Childers.


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Book 67 > Mary Poppins

Thu, 26 Mar 2020 16:00:27 +0000

Dick Van Dyke's British Accent invites you to experience the reunion episode of Shipwreck in the comfort of your earholes. We invite seven formerly dignified writers to take on adult characters from P.L. Travers's series of novels about haunted nannies and talented *ahem* chimney sweeps. Does Mrs. Banks have a first name? And what the heck's a "matchman" anyhow? Can and should you absolutely still be shopping at Booksmith on its website booksmith.com and enjoying free shipping in San Francisco? Join us to find out. 

Stories from Maggie Tokuda-Hall and Joe Wadlington (as Jeananne Tonic), Amanda Rosenberg, Molly Sanchez, Michael Howley, Kirstie Haruta, and Alan Leggitt. Stories read by Baruch Porras-Hernandez. 


NY > Book 7 > The Kingmaker: Stephen King's Greatest Hits

Thu, 19 Mar 2020 16:00:02 +0000

It's BYO cocaine to the very last New York Comic Con Shipwreck. We Cujoled six hilarious people to compete On Writing so that one might emerge The Shining winner of Shipwreck. Whose story will Carrie them to victory, and who will leave in Misery? Join us to learn the answers to It. 

Stories by Ziwe Fumudoh, Ivan Hernandez, Seanan McGuire, Lily Miller, Alanna Okun, and Nate Waggoner. Stories read by Randy Havens.


Book 66 > The Kingmaker: Stephen King's Greatest Hits

Thu, 12 Mar 2020 16:00:03 +0000

It's BYO cocaine to endure the Misery of the very last monthly Shipwreck show. We Cujoled seven of San Francisco's best writers to compete On Writing so that one might emerge The Shining winner of Shipwreck. Whose story will Carrie them to victory, and who will stay in The Dead Zone? Join us to learn the answers to It. 

Stories by Justin Lucas, Corin Chellberg, Maggie Tokuda-Hall, Joe Wadlington, Charlotte Hollingsworth, Michael Howley, and Jamie Real. Stories performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez. 


Book 65 > The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle

Thu, 5 Mar 2020 17:00:05 +0000

Break out the Cutty Sark and jump in the nearest well: it's time for The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle. We take four humans and two animals from Murakami's most iconic book and assign them to six writers tasked with the impossible: creating even weirder sex scenes than the ones in the book. Is naming yourself Malta better or worse than saying 'the loo' after your year abroad? Is Toru the most boring person in all of literature? Will there be weird asides about spaghetti and the war? Turn on, tune in, and mope out.

Stories from Danielle Truppi, Sarah Blake, Corin Chellberg, Calvin Albright, Christina Ortega, and one anonymous donor. Stories performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 64 > Moby Dick

Thu, 27 Feb 2020 17:00:12 +0000

Hey Whalers, and welcome back aboard The Good Ship Wreck, where we take on possibly the only book with more penis jokes than an episode of this show. We'll talk whale facts, take that smarmy Captain Ahab down a peg, and confess our sincere, unabashed love for this truly unhinged tale of whale vengeance and smokin' hot platonic love. To put it in Melville's own words: “I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing.”

With stories from Ash Fisher, Corin Chellberg, Louis Evans, Brian Troutwine, Rebecca Rubenstein, and Ali Meza. Stories performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez. Ballot art by Katie Morton.


Book 63 > Winnie-the-Pooh

Thu, 18 Oct 2018 18:00:00 +0000

Hey hunnys. If Disney can make Christopher Robin look like a horror film, we can make the Pooh Forest universe into an orgy. After all, as Pooh himself famously said, "You don't spell [love]...you feel it." So let's feel it together, with thanks to Meg Elison, Lauren Parker, Maia Jannele, Joe Wadlington, Sarah Manolis, and The Horrible Heffal-hump. Stories performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 62 > A Streetcar Named Desire

Thu, 4 Oct 2018 18:00:00 +0000

Sexual tension, heavy drinking, sensitive characters, intolerable heat, and it all ends in madness? Yep, sounds like Shipwreck. Thanks to Anand Vedawala, Spencer Tierney, Mel Burke, Alan Leggitt, Kelly Anneken, and Joe Wadlington for helping us take ol' Tennessee "Best Play Ever" Williams down a peg. Stories performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 61 > Call Me By Your Name

Thu, 20 Sep 2018 18:00:00 +0000

[TK] Featuring the writing of Jared Schwartz, Joe Wadlington, Chris Philpot, Stephanie Smith, Adriana Vazquez, and Stephanie Lacy-Price. Stories performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 60 > The Sun Also Rises

Thu, 6 Sep 2018 18:00:00 +0000

The main thing that Shipwreck and The Sun Also Rises have in common is that they render sex thoroughly unappetizing and deeply frightening for all parties involved. We hope Sebastian Sangervasi, Adriana Vazquez, Kirstie Haruta, Vivienne Pustell, and Corin Chellberg are enjoying their hangovers from our Pamplona vacation. Stories performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 59 > A Wrinkle in Time

Thu, 23 Aug 2018 18:00:00 +0000

You would think that removing the children from A Wrinkle in Time would improve it considerably, but unfortunately that means you're left with religious overtones, a bunch of witches who think they're better than you, and a general sense of being disappointed by your parents. With thanks to Annalee Newitz, Yona Malone, Lily Miller, Molly Sanchez, and Sarah Lyn Rogers for tesser-acting in good faith. Stories performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 58 > Ready Player One

Thu, 28 Jun 2018 18:00:00 +0000

[Extreme movie trailer narrator voice] Imagine a world that revolves around the specific basic mainstream garbage entertainment that one white dude likes. Shipwreck reams up with Komedio SF to present Ready Player Fun! just in time for the movie release. Jump in the DeLorean with Kristee Ono, Stephen Ku, Tirumari Jothi, Thomas Paras, Marc Abrigo, and Molly Sanchez. Stories performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 57 > Jane Eyre

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 18:00:00 +0000

We here at Shipwreck can't resist a faux-rogueish manchild. Sneak off to the garden with Tina LeCount Myers, Zoe Young, Carson Beker, Sarah Lyn Rogers, Tessa Gregory, and Alan Leggitt as we make out with Jane Eyre at long last, just in time for Valentine's Day. Stories performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 56 > Watchmen

Thu, 31 May 2018 18:00:00 +0000

Are you tired of Earth? These people? Are you tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives? Join us on Mars to mope sexily about Watchmen, with the help of Charlie Jane Anders, Sarah Elizabeth Blake, Nick Baker, Claire Rice, Alan Leggitt, and Annie. Stories performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 55 > A Tale of Two Cities

Thu, 17 May 2018 18:00:00 +0000

Let's oversimplify the French Revolution! Shipwreck goes #DeepDickens with A Tale of Two Cities, because Fanfic recognizes Fanfic. This month's fellow revolutionaries include Lily Miller, Mel Burke, Moon Choe, Diane Glazman, Claire Rice, and Meg Elison. Stories performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 53 > Poe's Greatest Hits

Thu, 3 May 2018 18:00:00 +0000

Still the beating of your hideous heart: October was Shipwreck at it's Goth-est, as we presented a buffet of Edgar Allan Poe's poems and short stories for your consumption. (See what we did there?) Forever sitting on the pallid busts of Pallas in our hearts are Sarah Elizabeth Blake, Meghan Trowbridge, Sarah Manolis, Kaeli Quick, Sang S. Kim, and Ken Grobe. Stories performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


NY > Book 6 > Jurassic Park

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 18:00:00 +0000

Life found a way to Brooklyn for NYCC with the help of Rakesh Satyal, Ryan C. Britt, Nate "Littlest Uncle" Waggoner, Anne Elizabeth Moore, Alisha Rai, Arianna Rebolini, and Katie Heaney. Stories performed by Dylan Marron.


Book 52 > It

Thu, 5 Apr 2018 18:00:00 +0000

This year's Stephen King extravaganza came one month early, to celebrate the 2017 movie adaptation of It. Get ready to ingest an alarming concoction of small town faux-quaintness, childhood horrors, and, most importantly, cocaine jokes. Featuring: Lily Miller, Jamie Leigh Real, India Sabater, Molly Sanchez, and Ken Grobe. Stories performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 51 > A Midsummer Night's Dream

Thu, 29 Mar 2018 18:00:00 +0000

This month we teamed up with the Bay Area's premier sketch comedy group Killing My Lobster to get our Shakespeare on. Join us in Fairyland for A Midsummer Night's (Wet) Dream with Amanda Rosenberg, Rinee Shah, The Bardi Twins, Ken Grobe, Sean Owens, Margaux Poupard, and Sam Bertken. Stories performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 50 > The Great Gatsby (revisited)

Thu, 22 Mar 2018 18:00:00 +0000

Hello, old chaps! It's our 50th show, so join us as we get zozzled in the classiest, most glamorous locale we can imagine: Long Island. Pinch some hooch and get a wiggle on with these hotsy-totsy sarcasts as they razz the The Great Gatsby. This month's Real McCoy's: Andrea Grimes, Lauren Parker, Miles Klee, Madeline Gobbo, Molly Sanchez, and Ms. P. And how! Stories performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 49 > The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test

Mon, 19 Mar 2018 20:28:00 +0000

Greetings, Merry Pornsters! For the 50th anniversary of the Summer of Love, Shipwreck writes fanfiction about Tom Wolfe's Summer of Love fanfiction epic The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, with some generation-defining work by Lauren Parker, Kendra McPhee, Meg Elison, Julia Wilde, Chase Kamp, and the Cummer of Love. Hop on the bus. Stories performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 48 > Pygmalion

Sun, 27 Aug 2017 07:00:00 +0000

It's Shipwreck versus George Bernard Shaw.


Book 47 > 1984

Sun, 20 Aug 2017 07:00:00 +0000

In April we got a little too on the nose with 1984. Sexy contraband care of India Sabater, Jared Schwartz, Kaeli Quick, Natalie Warner, Lily Miller, and Moon Choe. All fic read by notorious collaborator Baruch Porras-Hernandez


Book 46 > Beauty and the Beast

Sun, 13 Aug 2017 07:00:00 +0000

It's hard to believe we've all pretty much forgotten about Disney's horrifying Beauty and the Beast reboot, but back in March it was all anyone was talking about. Anyway, we did a show on the subject with gross takes by Joe Wadlington, Sarah Manolis, Kamala Puligandla, Persephone Karnstein-Wieland, Meghan Trowbridge, and Lily Miller—all read by national treasure Baruch Porras-Hernandez. Sorry.


Book 45 > Wuthering Heights

Sun, 6 Aug 2017 20:39:00 +0000

In February of 2017 we "wandered the moors," so to speak, with Lily Miller, Amanda Rosenberg, Ms. P, Ivan Hernandez and Leah Reich. Things got molderingly sexy, as you might imagine. Ghost sounds by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 44 > Little House on the Prairie

Sun, 30 Jul 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Back in January we set our sights on that testament of quality American living and animal husbandry that is Little House on the Prairie. Doling out glimpses of frontier romance were our guest writers Hope Waggoner, Tirumari Jothi, Tess Barry, Michael Howley, Meg Trowbridge, and Daphne Gottlieb. Horse sounds by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 43 > Les Misérables

Mon, 24 Jul 2017 04:13:00 +0000

December, 2016 we saddled up with our buddy Victor Hugo and talk-sung our way through a life of crime. Stories by Meghann Hayes, Kelly Anneken, Pam Benjamin, Rebecca Rubenstein, Michael Howley, Danny Nguyen. All fic read by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 42 > Pet Sematary

Sat, 20 May 2017 19:23:00 +0000

Look out below, it's Shipwreck's fourth annual Stephen Kingtober...vember. This year we tackled Pet Sematary, a gross tale of grief and what have you. Stories by Amanda Rosenberg, Lauren Wheeler, Kathy Ames, Elaine Gavin, Jamie L. Real, and Nicole Love. All fic read by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


NY > Book 5 > The Princess Bride (NY Book Release)

Mon, 17 Apr 2017 04:10:00 +0000

To celebrate the New York release of our anthology, Loose Lips, we invited Mara Wilson to read Princess Bride erotica to several hundred of our closest friends at NYCC. Featuring the writing of Michelle Hodkin, Daniel Jose Older, Arianna Rebolini & Katie Heaney, Seanan McGuire, Diana Pho, and Dana Schwartz. Yeah. It was a big deal and the podcast is minimally edited to preserve the insane energy of the event.


Book 41 > The Princess Bride (SF Book Release)

Tue, 24 Jan 2017 19:26:00 +0000

To celebrate the San Francisco release of our anthology, Loose Lips, we invited Cecil Baldwin to read Princess Bride erotica to a few hundred of our closest friends. Featuring the writing of Maggie Tokuda-Hall, Michelle Threadgould, Baruch Porras Hernandez, Jane Harrison and Muffin McCue. With apologies to your childhood.


Book 40 > The Devil Wears Prada

Tue, 24 Jan 2017 18:30:00 +0000

For our first tango with contemporary chick lit, we turned to one of the most successful and memorable titles we could think of and invited Molly Sanchez, Amanda Faye, Amanda Rosenberg, Joshua Redel, Ash Fisher, and Julia Wilde to do us proud by doing their worst. The results were worthy of any number of film adaptations.


Episode 39 > Fahrenheit 451

Tue, 24 Jan 2017 18:23:00 +0000

Back in August of 2016, full of hope for the future, we undertook the pornification of that book burning book with our friends Ruby Gill, Michelle Threadgould, Mikah McCabe, Alan Leggitt, Kathy Ames, and Albert Lusting. Anyway, time makes fools of us all.


Boat Crash Presents > Magic School for Wizard People

Tue, 24 Jan 2017 05:01:00 +0000

Who could forget that time in late July of 2016 when our sister show Boat Crash gave a send up of our completely made up book about a magical school with our friends Erin Judge, Sarah Jeong, Anna Pulley, Kwan Booth, Samuel Rye, John William, and Joe Wadlington? Not us, that's who. Our special guest reader was Fauxnique. The real winner was all of us.


Book 38 > The DaVinci Code

Tue, 24 Jan 2017 04:25:00 +0000

Oh man. It's been like six months since the last episode. Sorry. Consider this fantastic evening in earnest celebration of one of Literature's brightest works as a sign that we're back on track. All the way from last July, we unlocked history's most definitely smart and real code with help from Na'amen Gobert Tilahun, Ash Fisher, Michael Howley, Evan Burton, Amanda Rosenberg, and Jared Schwartz. BEHOLD!


Book 37 > The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (in Berkeley)

Thu, 30 Jun 2016 10:00:00 +0000

Welcome to, as far as we know, the only place on the internet to find erotic fanfiction based on the Sherlock Holmes canon. Special thanks to Bay Area Book Fest and the city of Berkeley for putting up with us. Featuring the writing of Deborah Kenmore, Lily Miller, Erin Spannan, Mike Ottum, and Anna Pulley as read by Sir Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 36 > Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Wed, 29 Jun 2016 20:20:00 +0000

In this episode, Shipwreck brings you Alice in Wonderland fanfiction without the annoying hassle of wanting to punch Johnny Depp in his smug fucking face for two hours. Down the rabbit hole we go. Featuring the writing of Amanda Rosenberg, George Chen, Sarah Stanton, Eden Temple, and Damian Ledbetter as read by Sir Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 35 > A Song of Ice and Fire

Thu, 21 Apr 2016 21:58:00 +0000

In the words of GRRM, "No one man should have all that power. #watchthethrone." Point being, we did A Song of Ice and Fire. Baruch read great work by Miss P, Maggie Tokuda-Hall, Red Scott, Tomas Moniz, Alan Leggitt and Gabriel Cubbage. Many an #actually was bandied.


Book 34 > Julius Caesar

Thu, 7 Apr 2016 05:13:00 +0000

We finally got around to digging up Shakespeare, and how better to break him in than with his earlier digging up of a Roman dignitary? Brandishing the knives: Allison Page, Michael Howley, Rebecca Rubenstein, Jennifer Dronsky, OJ Patterson, and Ms. P. Life imitating art note: this took place in the same hour the GOP was measuring its weens in a nationally televised debate.


Book 33 > Pride and Prejudice

Tue, 1 Mar 2016 15:45:00 +0000

We boned up on all the sweetest moves in Regency country dancing and threw a Pride and Prejudice ball to remember with SF's most graceful smut writers (Kelly Anneken, Lily Miller, Seanan McGuire, Ms. P, Margaret Dunlap and Jared Schwartz) in attendance. Anyway, sorry.


Book 32 > Charlotte's Web

Mon, 11 Jan 2016 20:54:00 +0000

Maybe you thought the 2006 live-action Charlotte's Web would be the most terrifying adaptation of this beloved childhood classic you would ever have to endure. Well, as always, we're here to disappoint. Thanks to Kamala Puligandla, Jared Schwartz, Sarah Stanton, Kitty Stryker, Irene Tu, and Joe Wadlington for getting down into the filth with us.


Book 31 > Great Expectations

Thu, 10 Dec 2015 06:41:00 +0000

We've paid a shilling each to Sarah Jeong, Lauren Traetto, Joe Wadlington, Eh-BONE-ezer Splooge, and two anonymous donors, swaddled them in tatty lace, and asked them to write erotic fanfiction about the class-struggle classic Great Expectations. Fortunately, they didn't jilt us at the altar. Get ready for #DeepDickens.


Book 30 > Slaughterhouse-Five

Wed, 11 Nov 2015 01:33:00 +0000

Listen: we asked six fantastic writers to muck up Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-Five in the pursuit of cheap thrills, free will, and maybe even a little agency. It happened, more or less. Providing the words were Madeline Gobbo, Lauren Parker, Tara Marsden, Melissa Tan, Meg Elison, and so on. Providing the musical voice: Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 29 > Carrie

Fri, 30 Oct 2015 05:07:00 +0000

Just in time for Halloween, it's Shipwreck's third annual Stephen Kingtober. This year we tackled The Master's short story cum short novel about the rigors of adult onset puberty. Hurling sanitary napkins in the locker room: Virgie Tovar, Meg Elison, Spencer Bainbridge, Jessica Lachenal, Na'amen Tilahun, and Lily Miller. All fic read by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


NY > Book 4 > The Lord of the Rings

Sat, 10 Oct 2015 17:50:00 +0000

In October of 2015 we made the arduous journey to Brooklyn's Bell House for New York Super Week and formed the fellowship of Lauren Beukes, Isaac Fitzgerald, Myke Cole, Sarah Griffin, Molly Templeton, and Ashley C Ford to take up arms against The Lord of the Rings (with Cecil Baldwin as the party's raconteur). The results: worthy of many a ribald song in the Shire after dark.


Book 28 > Frankenstein

Wed, 30 Sep 2015 17:50:00 +0000

This time at Shipwreck, we examine the controversy surrounding GMOs, via the Mary Shelley classic about that monster whose name we're always forgetting. Panelists include Evan Burton, Lily Miller, Giselle Cheung, Joe Wadlington, Kitty Stryker, and Molly Sanchez. Brought to you by Monsanto.


Book 27 > Jaws

Tue, 18 Aug 2015 17:50:00 +0000

Sharks have two penises. Here is our Jaws podcast.


Book 26 > Peter Pan

Tue, 4 Aug 2015 17:50:00 +0000

Think happy thoughts, kids, and join us as we take flight for Never Land. On the hook (sorry) this month: Dusty Rose, Duffy Maher, Jared Schwartz, Nuala Sawyer, Camden Avery, and returning champ John William. Don't forget to pack your shadows.


Book 25 > Jurassic Park

Wed, 22 Jul 2015 17:50:00 +0000

We spliced everyone's favorite book about dinosaur mating and the woeful inadequacy of human foresight when balanced againced potential profitability with frog DNA and bing-bang-boom: hello dinosaur porn. Your guides to this island of earthly delights: Molly Rosen, Sean Kennedy, Christopher Wieland, Chase Kamp, Rebecca Rubenstein, and John William. All fic performed by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 24 > Little Women

Fri, 3 Jul 2015 17:50:00 +0000

This episode is a trifle, really, a pastoral meditation on the loveways of Civil War-era monied poor. Gather round the hearth, dear listeners, for the masterful prose of Pickwick Club members Lauren Parker, John William, Ferocity Prose, Louis Evans, and Kitty Stryker. Read by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 22 > The Picture of Dorian Gray

Fri, 19 Jun 2015 17:50:00 +0000

This podcast is perfect. It's so perfect that we fear we will never be as perfect as this podcast is in this moment. It will go on forever, poised in its eternal youth, while we piss away our lives with yellow books and opium dens and gradually become twisted, unrecognizable grotesqueries of our former selves. We hate this podcast. We wish Joe Wadlington, Alan Leggitt, Sarah Stanton, Matthew Verus, and their mysterious associate had never existed. Read by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 21 > Twilight

Fri, 12 Jun 2015 17:50:00 +0000

This episode of Shipwreck is so good it sparkles in the sunlight. That's right, the book that sparked the world's favorite proto-BDSM fanfic for the sexually repressed: Stephenie Meyer's Twilight. Joshua Redel, Rebecca Rubenstein, Joe Wadlington, Na'amen Tilahun, Lauren O'Neal, and an anonymous figure watch you while you sleep. Read by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


Book 20 > Atlas Shrugged

Tue, 9 Jun 2015 17:50:00 +0000

Finally, and at long last: Shipwreck goes Randian with Ayn's doorstop paean to libertarianism and specious causality. Doff your top hat, light a cigar, and raise a flute of Dom to Atlas Shrugged. Featuring gold-encrusted pastiche from The Walnut, Wonder Dave, Kamala Puligandla, Natalie Warner, Joe Wadlington, and an anonymous lord of industry. Read by Baruch Porras-Hernandez.


NY > Book 3 > Moby Dick

Sat, 6 Jun 2015 17:50:00 +0000

In May of 2015 we returned to our home away from home, Brooklyn's Bell House, to take harpoons to noteworthy national treasure Moby Dick. The show proved as monumental as the subject matter, featuring the brilliant writing of Ryan Britt, Alexander Chee, Danielle Henderson, Maris Kreizman, Maya Rodale, and Nate Waggoner — each piece masterfully performed by Cecil Baldwin. Your MC is Amy Stephenson. Your next hour is ours.


Book 19 > The Gift of the Magi

Fri, 10 Apr 2015 21:50:00 +0000

Raise your hand if you love situational irony! Oh, you sold your hands to buy yourself that ironic t-shirt? Thanks for making it awkward. Move over M Night Shyamalan: Shipwreck takes on the inventor of twist endings with O. Henry's The Gift of the Magi. With a little help from Kelly Anneken, Lauren Parker, Nico Meyering, Lauren Kennedy, and a couple of anonymous donors. 


Book 18 > A Series of Unfortunate Events

Sun, 22 Mar 2015 20:50:00 +0000

We're springing forward to November of 2014, when we were joined by a known associate of Lemony Snicket for a very special (a phrase used here to mean OMFG) Shipwreck in the key of Count Olaf. Featuring the writing of Seanan McGuire, Maggie Tokuda-Hall, Andrew Sean Greer, Epson Downs, Alexis Coe and an anonymous coward as read by one Mr. Daniel Handler. Guest starring intermittent cellphone interference. Blame Verizon for their piss-poor coverage in the Haight.


Book 5 > The Shining

Wed, 11 Mar 2015 17:00:00 +0000

Back in 2013 we checked into the Overlook Hotel with Scott Sigler, Maggie Tokuda-Hall, Spencer Bainbridge, Kamala Puligandla, Amanda Simpson and one anonymous donor. Things got weird fast. Read by Steven Westdahl.


Book 4 > The Catcher in the Rye

Sun, 16 Mar 2014 09:05:00 +0000

Some goddamned phonies wrote some smut based on The Catcher in the Rye. Listen to it, or don't, what do we care? Featuring Nate Waggoner, Allison Page, Jeff Hersh, Kelly McNerney, Maggie Tokuda-Hall, and one writer who doesn't want to tell you their goddamn name. Read by Steven Westdahl.


Book 3 > The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

Wed, 5 Mar 2014 09:05:00 +0000

We're going way, way over the rainbow with The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, thanks to Alani Foxall, Yume Kim, Colin Winnette, Ignacio Zulueta, Lauren Gallagher, and one writer who values their dignity enough to remain anonymous. Penthouse, and furries, and tin dicks, oh my! Read by Steven Westdahl.


Book 2 > The Hobbit

Wed, 8 Jan 2014 09:05:00 +0000

The Hobbit, now with 50% more homoeroticism thanks to the helping hands of Camden Avery, J.R.R. Thrillkien, Lauren Traetto, Carolyn Ho, Ignacio Zulueta, and Matthew Dowd. Got a problem with the lack of lady characters? Take it up with Tolkien's misogynistic corpse. Read by Steven Westdahl.


Book 1 > The Great Gatsby

Fri, 27 Dec 2013 16:15:00 +0000

Gatsby gets sexed-up, courtesy of Seanan McGuire, Nate Waggoner, JS Bourget, Carolyn Ho, Sarah Griffin, and an anonymous donor. Listen closely enough and you may even hear Fitzgerald masturbating furiously in the background while crying. Read by Steven Westdahl.