The Destiny of Special Agent Ace Galaksi
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Creator: Maissa Bessada
Full cast Satire and Spoof Serial Audio Drama
Synopsis:
An ongoing sci-fi satire that weaves its way through the annals of time and wormholes of space, with the participation of the editors at the Giant Book of Destiny and intrepid detective Ace Galaksi.
Format: Audio Drama
Continuity: Serial
Writing: Scripted
Voices: Full cast
Genres: Satire and Spoof, Science fiction, Comedy
Framing device: Journal or Log
Maturity: All audience
Creator demographics: / BAME/BIMPOC
Country of origin: Canada
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Episodes:
Fri, 29 Sep 2023 13:53:43 +0000
The AI takeover has begun. Fate and Destiny replaced with a random generator. Every occurrence, every circumstance as random as a coin toss. That will be good - sometimes. It will also be really bad.
Episode 6 of Season 5
Fri, 29 Sep 2023 13:48:12 +0000
The offices of the Giant Book of Destiny and the Great Tapestry of Fate have been ordered to merge. That can't be good.
Episode 5 of Season 5
Sun, 17 Sep 2023 12:42:19 +0000
Earth has been scheduled for destruction. Well - goodbye.
Episode 4 of Season 5
Eddies Swirls & Pedals of Time Part 3
Tue, 05 Sep 2023 16:10:41 +0000
Efforts taken to fix the time infraction lead to a time paradox. One that will blow existence out of existence.
Episode 3 of Season 5
Eddies Swirls & Pedals of Time Part 2
Tue, 29 Aug 2023 22:40:36 +0000
Captain Peddleserp somehow finds a way to travel to the end of time – which is in three days!
Ace must find a way to find Captain Peddleserp before all of time ends. Will he have time???
Episode 2 of Season 5
Eddies Swirls & Pedals of Time Part 1
Tue, 29 Aug 2023 22:33:51 +0000
Something or someone has been infracting time. A time paradox is created. One that will lead to the end of time! As they so often do!
Episode 1 Season 5
Sun, 27 Aug 2023 18:06:18 +0000
Unexpected guest stars!
Calamity, beyond imagination!
New season of Ace - coming this September
Episode 26 Protesting Talk Back
Fri, 15 Apr 2022 14:08:24 +0000
Join the cast for some laughs and fun as we discuss creating and producing Season 4 - Protesting The Future - including a quick interruption for a whole other stand alone episode for the Toronto Fringe mid-way through.
Fri, 11 Mar 2022 15:47:44 +0000
The judge of eternity passes sentence on Gaudium for her crimes against Destiny.
Finding her way back to herself, the Editor takes on the ultimate questions of life.
Episode 6 of Season 4, Protesting The Future
Fri, 04 Mar 2022 15:08:19 +0000
With the editor poisoned and completely out of commission, the Copy Aide takes over her duties.
Gaudium the last surviving being of a planet consumed by goo demonstrates a knack for getting people to do what she wants. She does a lot more than just change her own fate.
Episode 5 of Season 4, Protesting The Future
Fri, 25 Feb 2022 16:37:32 +0000
Fungal fuel, a revolutionary new self-replenishing power supply is heralded as a planetary savior. But of course nothing is as good as it seems.
Episode 4 of Season 4, Protesting The Future
Episode 22 A Crack In The Future
Fri, 18 Feb 2022 19:05:09 +0000
With the editor unable to remember who she is or what she does, her duties fall to the Copy Aide.
Problems running rampant in the Destiny offices, Ace is called in to help. He arrives with an unexpected visitor.
Episode 3 of Season 4, Protesting The Future
Fri, 11 Feb 2022 14:29:15 +0000
Ace and his ship Phoenix pick up the last surviving being from Beta Gama, a planet randomly and inexplicably gooed out of existence. Meanwhile at Destiny, the editor can’t quite keep track of – much of anything.
Episode 2 of Season 4 Protesting The Future
Fri, 04 Feb 2022 15:52:58 +0000
Protesters have shown up outside the Destiny offices. The Editor is making unprecedented, unauthorized changes to the book.
For once no one knows what tomorrow will bring!
Episode 1 of Season 4 Protesting The Future
What's To Protest? Everything!
Fri, 28 Jan 2022 17:14:57 +0000
The Editor in Chief at the Giant book of Destiny is losing her marbles, making unauthorized edits to Destiny. If Ace Galaksi can’t help her find them soon, the future will be edited out of existence – for good. (That would be bad)
Episode 19 An Unwritten Christmas 2021
Wed, 15 Dec 2021 19:47:57 +0000
After receiving unwanted news, Earth's most famous Nick extricates himself from the pages of Destiny - and nicks Christmas out of the book in the process. What's going to happen to all that milk? All those cookies? What about the children?
Re-imagined for 2021 with our new Ace Galaksi, Copy Aide and the return of Fact Checker Fran
Episode 18: An Ace Oddyssey 2021
Fri, 29 Oct 2021 10:27:02 +0000
During a routine upload Phoenix inadvertently picks up a virus, transforming a regular space odyssey into a terrifying Ace Oddyssey – updated for this virus plagued world - just in time for HAL-oween!
Episode 17: Space Dick At Large - Fringe Special
Sat, 09 Oct 2021 12:00:20 +0000
In Space Dick At Large, specially re-conceived for the Toronto Fringe, the back-up copy of the Giant Book of Destiny has been stolen! Ace Galaksi has 24 hours to locate it before Destiny itself is REWRITTEN. The action plays out in a 1930s style recording session.
Get the full Fringe experience in all its black and white glory here:
https://youtu.be/bl2BKvDDD1s
Episode 16: Season Three Cast Talk Back
Fri, 12 Feb 2021 12:47:13 +0000
Back in 2020 the timeline broke and everything went awry. The same thing happened inside of Destiny. Who broke time and how did they fix it again?
Get up close and personal with Ace’s creators and cast as they discuss the bandages and superglue used in Fixing the Timeline.
Warning there is talk of pizza. Do not listen on an empty stomach.
Episode 15: An Unwritten Christmas
Fri, 11 Dec 2020 13:56:15 +0000
The lists had been checked, naughty and nice.
Then St. Nick got unwanted advice.
A disaster at Destiny wiped Christmas off the page.
Not a toy was left on the holiday stage!
Will this year’s Christmas be empty and stark?
The only clue we have - is a big question mark!
Fri, 30 Oct 2020 13:39:31 +0000
During a routine upload Phoenix inadvertently picks up a virus, transforming a regular space odyssey into a terrifying Ace Oddyssey - just in time for HAL-oween!
Episode 13: Senseless Sucking Machine
Fri, 16 Oct 2020 12:58:16 +0000
It is determined that the only way to stop the senseless sucking machine from syphoning the life out of system after system, is to blow it up. Phoenix’s self-destruct program Dee starts the countdown to her long awaited, final destiny.
Episode 12: A Solar Sail Through The Orion Nebula
Fri, 09 Oct 2020 11:54:22 +0000
While Ace and Phoenix work against time to stop the space shark from its ceaseless, murderous, mindless sucking, Fran and the Copy Aide track down the invisible hand that wrote the unauthorized, random weapon of mass destruction into existence.
Fri, 02 Oct 2020 13:09:31 +0000
Swimming into existence from no one knows where, an immense space shark starts siphoning the energy out of Acrux, the first star it sees.
If Ace can’t figure out how to stop the shark from sucking so badly, nineteen billion souls on the three inhabited planets in Acrux’s system will die.
Episode 10: Bloodsuckers in Accounting
Thu, 24 Sep 2020 19:27:14 +0000
With timelines all broken and distorted, Ace, and Phoenix’s previous captain, Captain Peddleserp, need to figure out how to get WHERE they want go WHEN they need to get there – before all of existence crashes to a halt.
Episode 9: Traffic Jam on the Destiny Byways
Thu, 17 Sep 2020 21:47:10 +0000
With events across Destiny happening out of sequence, everything is crashing all over the place in the Destiny traffic department.
Faced with so many unanswered questions about the nature of determinism, pre-determinism and a total lack of determination, Fact Checker Fran faces an existential crisis.
Episode 8: An Overabundance of Octopuses
Fri, 11 Sep 2020 13:32:36 +0000
All biblions, multi-tentacled beings with eyes all over their heads must report in to the Destiny library on their eighteenth birthday for their unending tour of duty.
Why are multiple copies of the same biblion piling up in Destiny reception?
How did Ace receive the message to come help solve the mystery before the editors at the Giant Book of Destiny sent it?
Episode 7 - Ace Galaksi: Space Dick At Large - Live
Wed, 13 Dec 2017 22:01:02 +0000
The backup copy of the Giant Book of Destiny has been stolen. Space Dick Ace Galaksi and his shape changing ship, Phoenix have 24 hours to locate it before Destiny itself is re-written.
Space Dick At Large was recorded in front of a live audience during the Newmarket Festival of One Act Plays in Newmarket Ontario, October 2017. To see the staged version visit: https://youtu.be/1Q8O9zmeh5c
Music:
Inside 12th cup cafe: Kool Kats by Kevin MacLeod (incomptech.com)
U-Harmony theme: For My Love from Pond 5
Dee theme music: Who Likes To Party by Kevin MacLeod (incomptech.com)
Tango music inside ship: Tango de Manzana by Kevin MacLeod (incomptech.com)
Metal music inside ship: 4 Klingon Love Songs by Bitter Tree. For more from Bitter Tree visit https://bittertree.bandcamp.com
Elevator music: Happy Elevator from Pond5
Dun, dun, dun sound from Orange Free Sounds, www.orangefreesounds.com
Episode 6 - Cairo The (Sometimes) Floating Dog
Sat, 06 Apr 2013 19:34:00 +0000
All beings, throughout the known and unknown universe are put into great peril because of a small clerical error at the Giant Book of Destiny. Part 6 of 6.
Music inside Maddy's house, Sittin' Pretty, courtesy of The Elwins
Action music, Nerves, by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:10:00 +0000
Spy union headquarters issues a requisition for Ace Galaksi's death to prevent him from sharing his outlandish discoveries about shape changing aliens, the inherent equality of everyone, and tap shoes, with the rest of the world. Part 5 of 6.
Music inside tomb, Arcadia and action background music, Clenched by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Episode 4 - Answering One of LIfe's Great Questions
Sat, 23 Mar 2013 14:06:00 +0000
While Ace Galaksi helps archeologist Alexander Van Dijk search for a lost burial chamber in the great pyramid of Giza, the answer to who really built the pyramids is revealed. Part 4 of 6
Palace music Mighty & Meek by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Episode 3 - Tempest in a Tennis Ball
Fri, 15 Mar 2013 18:31:00 +0000
A fashion mishap on the part of a visitor to Earth initiates the growth of a new branch on the planet's tree of life. Ace Galaksi accompanies Yasmeen to Egypt to search for the lost dinosaurs. Part 3 of 6
Groovy tune inside Karen's headphones: Stuck in the Middle - Courtesy of The Elwins.
Episode 2 - Startling Discoveries
Wed, 06 Mar 2013 11:55:00 +0000
The boys in the CSIS lab make some startling discoveries that cause Ace Galaksi to question the nature of existence - and the value of recycling. Part 2 of 6.
Episode 1 - Hoaxes & Crackpot Allegations
Sat, 02 Mar 2013 17:15:00 +0000
The editors at the Giant Book of Destiny decide to highlight the life of CSIS special agent Ace Galaksi, because his destiny happens to converge with that of his entire planet - Earth. Part 1 of 6.
Fri, 15 Feb 2013 21:42:00 +0000
A short intro to the Giant Book of Destiny, Ace Galaksi and a loaded gun.