Crit Juice: Dungeons, Dragons, Drinking
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A podcast and video series following professional actors & comedians playing Dungeons and Dragons while under the influence.
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Episodes:
Thu, 09 Nov 2017 23:16:20 +0000
Part 2 of new audio from the live recording (8) from Saving Throw Show hosting Crit Juice!
Sorry about the couple of audio cuts, we got excited.
Thu, 09 Nov 2017 23:11:09 +0000
New Audio from the live recording (8) from Saving Throw Show hosting Crit Juice!
Sorry about the couple of audio cuts, we got excited.
Wed, 18 Oct 2017 00:11:12 +0000
Audio issues continued when recording this stream, sorry for any confusion that the cuts may cause!
Tue, 17 Oct 2017 23:51:18 +0000
Audio issues continued when recording this stream, sorry for any confusion that the cuts may cause!
Fri, 13 Oct 2017 21:51:04 +0000
Audio issues continued when recording this stream, sorry for any confusion that the cuts may cause!
Fri, 13 Oct 2017 21:20:44 +0000
Quite a few audio issues when recording this stream, sorry for any confusion that the cuts may cause!
Thu, 21 Sep 2017 23:03:21 +0000
The rolls!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook
DM'd By: David Crennen
Fri, 14 Jul 2017 16:08:42 +0000
Cleaning up the mess.
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss
DM'd By: David Crennen
Wed, 31 May 2017 04:22:30 +0000
Only a few at the table, but AWESOME gameplay!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
Thu, 04 May 2017 17:14:13 +0000
But, like, seriously, we will write descriptions soon.
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
Wed, 03 May 2017 23:04:32 +0000
New audio things
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
Tue, 11 Apr 2017 19:26:58 +0000
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
Thu, 06 Apr 2017 18:54:25 +0000
How are you all doing?
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
Mon, 20 Mar 2017 02:29:04 +0000
Hi
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
Mon, 14 Mar 2016 14:35:57 +0000
Everyone at Crit Juice is excited to start playing D&D 5th Edition. The new journey is now Underway as we get into our first—but surely not last—5th Edition bar fight.
Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Fri, 26 Feb 2016 18:53:33 +0000
Everyone at Crit Juice is excited to start playing D&D 5th Edition. Listen in as we build our characters and start the new journey! You all are the best.
Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Fri, 19 Feb 2016 01:22:58 +0000
Everyone at Crit Juice is excited to start playing D&D 5th Edition. Listen in as we build our characters and start the new journey! You all are the best for being so patient.
Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Tue, 08 Dec 2015 01:04:44 +0000
This seems like a really big baddie.
Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
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Episode 055: The Real Life Crit Fail
Fri, 13 Nov 2015 22:40:26 +0000
In a very, very intense recording session of Crit Juice the team has to make some world-shattering decisions. We'd love for you to be a part of them, but the recording device fell off the table, ejecting the batteries and losing the recording. Here's everything but that hour.
<3
Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Thu, 06 Aug 2015 02:44:22 +0000
Way too drunk and way too late, this podcast has finally made its way through the ether! Get the hankerchiefs ready...
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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Fri, 19 Jun 2015 13:48:41 +0000
There's never been a better time for the players to start a game buzzed on delicious ale! Arience had to make a hefty decision that will forever shape the history of Thunderblood, and now others find out that they'll have to make similar choices! The action is quick and intense as our heroes begin tackling the energy nodes of fate!
Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 052: History in the Making
Wed, 22 Apr 2015 17:23:44 +0000
There's no break in the action as our heroes attempt to escape the fey.
No time for a full description, you guys have waited enough as is!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Sat, 07 Mar 2015 02:56:03 +0000
Sure we're on a paradise island, but can we leave yet? We're drunk!
Join the adventurers as they attempt to get of the Fey Isle!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 050: Out of the Frying Pan into the Feywild
Wed, 18 Feb 2015 19:50:35 +0000
The arch-fey of rot is dead, and now the five kings of the fey forest have gone berserk! It's up to our heroes to stop them in this, our 50th episode of CRIT JUICE!
We want to sincerely and most humbly thank all of you. Those of you who have listened, tweeted, drank along with, hopped into a #pregame, rolled a dice and thought of us. Those who came to live events, or wrote disturbingly erotic fan fiction about our characters (... and sometimes us... ) to those of you who let us ride along with you on your commute, have submitted Crit Deck Cards, or doodled our characters on your player notes. Thank you, thank you, thank you. It's been a lot of fun, and we're excited to have you with us as we hit 50 episodes.
From the warmest part of our heart, thank you.
We really couldn't do this without you, and we love you.
-All of us here at Crit Juice
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Tue, 03 Feb 2015 18:17:36 +0000
We might just all be kings as our adventurers take on the Arch-Fey of Rot. The boys are back and this time, it's Dealer's Choice as they've each brought in some of their favorite beers. With The Federation of the Fey on its heels, it's up to our heroes to restore some semblance to the land of magic.
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 048: Three Men and a Gnome (& A Dwarf, Dragonborn, & Doc)
Fri, 16 Jan 2015 20:31:05 +0000
Our adventurers find themselves stuck with a gnome in the Bumbledark. Through caverns and tunnels, they'll have to find their way to the Gnome King. Will they be able to convince the gnomes to stop their enslavement of the Light Pixies, or will this be the blow-out fight that everyone has been waiting for!?!
(This episode brought to you by: MacLeod Ale!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 047: Critmas Comes Early For Cook
Mon, 29 Dec 2014 17:41:43 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
The Critmas spirit is upon us as the Crit Juice boys start the session heavily intoxicated from a #PREGAME #TEAMEXTREME where Wolf and Gralford went head to head. Now they must find a way to escape the Lich's Dungeon, but not before Gub grabs some toilet readings...
(This episode brought to you by: MacLeod Ale!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 046: I've... Had... The Fight of My Life...
Fri, 05 Dec 2014 20:30:32 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
We're not sure what we expected when we went into a lich's dungeon, but we're getting rolled. It could be the delicious beer, or it could be Doc's inability to heal. But this fight is INTENSE! Baston gets even more #swoll and Daniel Acker makes more puns than you'll know what to do with!
(This episode brought to you by: MacLeod Ale!)
Special Guest: IVAN VAN NORMAN!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 045: What Prom is Complete Without Whips and Chains?
Fri, 21 Nov 2014 21:50:27 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
The group finds themselves back in the Lich's dungeon, but it reminds Gub of his prom. Will he be able to pull it together and get the job done, or will he slow dance the night away as the rest of the party perishes?
(This episode brought to you by: MacLeod Ale!)
Special Guest: IVAN VAN NORMAN!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 044: Beware Hairy Men of Short Stature
Fri, 07 Nov 2014 23:07:33 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
Z'hana takes us to the secret tavern to meet her friends, and things, as expected take a turn for the worse. Find out how why Gub has to apologize for a puppet show in this episode!
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 43: Claudia Black Plays Us Like A Lute
Fri, 17 Oct 2014 20:35:08 +0000
This is the episode you've been waiting for.
Definitely for an immature, mature audience.
Brought to you by Dwarven Foundry
and Magic Hat
Behind the Crit: DungeonScape Beta Play Session: Nerd Tested, Crit Juice Approved
Sat, 20 Sep 2014 21:10:16 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
We never intended to release this audio, but you guys wanted it, and we have a hard time saying "no" to a group of awesome people that are super attractive. So here it is! The Crit Juice 5th Edition DungeonScape Beta One Off!
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 042: Jillian Bell and Kridolf Touch Our Butts
Sat, 02 Aug 2014 14:45:31 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
Gralford and Kridolf sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-(M-A-R-K?)-I-N-G!
Will these sorrow crossed lovers continue their tryst, or will their love be cut short by an evil lich that is rumored to haunt this town? All this and more in this week's episode of CRIT JUICE!
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 041: "Your Mother's the Monster" and Other Crennen Bedtime Stories
Fri, 11 Jul 2014 15:37:16 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
It's early morning, but that hasn't stopped us before! The boys gather for a round of early D&D, or as we like to call it, #MonstersAndMimosas. With an in-house bartender and special guest, 22 Jump Street's Jillian Bell, we hop right into the action, and see the return of everyone's favorite long-eared sorcerer, Dar'Jjeeki!
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 040: The Beatles Row Row Row the Boats
Fri, 20 Jun 2014 22:10:54 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
This will be the 40th episode of Crit Juice to grace your ears, and we've come such a long way. Arience, once prince now a king seeks to win the hand of a princess and the respect of his subjects. Wolf, once alone, finds himself part of a pack. And Gralford... still does the same amount of damage he did 39 episodes ago. But will the Shadowfell prove to be the Shadow-fall of our heroes? Only one way to find out...
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 039: It's Some America's Funniest Video Shit
Fri, 06 Jun 2014 18:46:05 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
In this episode, we find our adventurers sent on another quest by the elf,Il Muir. Will they blindly follow his lead, or will they branch out on their own as they edge closer to the Eternal Forest. Also, with Dar'Jjeeki obsessed with chomping on a blade of grass, will Arience make his move and finally say those three magic words? (Not "Casting Magic Missile)
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 038: Prince Meets Crowned Prince
Fri, 23 May 2014 16:23:16 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
We last left our adventurers in Lordan, the city on the edge of the Eternal Forest. Now we cut to the action, bringing you up to speed with a SHINY NEW EPISODE recorded only last week! With Dar'Jjeeki's Matt Cook landing a massive TV gig, will the Princess be meta-impressed, or will Arience's charms win her over?! Also what is #TEAMEXTREME?!
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 037: Warren Deathslayer Bryant is a Bitch
Sat, 26 Apr 2014 01:56:27 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
OKAY, it's a shorter episode, but we're SO BUSY! So enjoy a drunken slosh as our adventurers face a new foe! Plus, we learn all about Newton's law of Dwarven Physics!
(This episode brought to you by: Los Angeles Ale Works!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 036: Pow! Bam! Holy Batman Knowledge!
Fri, 11 Apr 2014 20:34:37 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
Without so much a bite of coronation cake, our heroes continue to fight for their right to party against a shifting ominous cloud and its cadre of phasedrakes. Now in the sweet spot of drunken oblivion, our players roll for the fate of their characters! Will they succeed, or will David's promise of character death prove true!?
(This episode brought to you by: Los Angeles Ale Works!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 035: Coronation Hesitation
Fri, 28 Mar 2014 19:14:06 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
After an amazing live show at The Groundlings Theatre, Crit Juice returned to an all-new recording studio with Los Angeles Ale Works on tap for Record Session 011! David brings in new mechanics, Gary takes more shots, and everyone reminds you what year it is as Arience celebrates his bar mitzvah... er... coronation.
(This episode brought to you by: Los Angeles Ale Works!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 034: Tom Crits! We Lose Our Minds!
Sun, 02 Mar 2014 23:19:09 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
With no barmaid to cut us off, the Crit Juice crew has imbibed wayyyy too much alcohol. We drunkenly slosh our way through the conclusion of the Assault on Everstorm Palace. Arience plans a duel with his doppleganger, and Gub dances with the devil in the brown bagged bottle.
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Lee Newton
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 033: Duel On! No! Nope! Duel Off!
Fri, 14 Feb 2014 18:37:46 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
Whiskey, Tequila, Gin, and Beer have the players battling to keep their wits as the party fights to stay alive. In this episode, Arience throws down the gauntlet, Dar'Jjeeki makes his move, and Tom tries to remember who Tom is and where Tom is at. Special Guest Lee Newton goes round for round with the heavyweights as the Assault on Everstorm Palace continues!
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Lee Newton
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 032: The Mortar and The Pestle Avail on iTunes
Fri, 31 Jan 2014 22:01:00 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
The Attack on Everstorm Palace continues as the mysteriously charismatic Lee Newton keeps our players on their toes with a slew of insane traps and #DoveSwords. Will they be able to sway her to their side, or will the old adage "The House Always Wins" ring true? Also, how many shots has Tom Fonss had?
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Lee Newton
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 031: Is Lee Newton The Land?
Fri, 17 Jan 2014 22:31:06 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
We started off with shots, and now we're ready to roll.
This episode promises to amaze with SIX DRINKING GOD RULES, SHOTS, and LEE NEWTON.
Will we make it out of this game with our livers intact, or will the Drinking Gods finally take their toll and make our game one player shy?
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Lee Newton
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 030: Go in Quiet...KA-BOOM!
Fri, 03 Jan 2014 17:41:00 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
Everstorm Palace is under attack by... the King of Thunderblood?
Arience leads the charge (invisibly) as our heroes drunkenly fight for the greater good. Unfortunately for them, it's the NIGHT OF A THOUSAND CRIT FAILS and we end up with one of our drunkest sessions to date. You won't want to miss Gralford's voice, the race to 5 individual crit fails, and all kinds of fuzzy math as we chug and guzzle delicious grog late into the night!
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 029: We Had Birthday Cake!
Fri, 20 Dec 2013 22:41:00 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
Gub is on the back of a Phasedrake and the king is dead! How can we top the last episode? Guess we'll all just drink to find out. THE NIGHT OF A THOUSAND CRITS continues!
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 028: Phase Drake and Regicide
Fri, 06 Dec 2013 23:09:00 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience
Rain falls on a slick mountain road as four phase drakes circle our heroes. The King of Thunderblood has been slain. Everyone stands naked, and it seems like only a matter of time before someone glimpses a sight of another's "codpiece area." Will DM David make them roll for natural endowment? Will the wily Dar'Jjeeki find his way back to the table? Will the cursed dice return? And what causes fan-favorite Gub to disappear from our plane of existence? All these questions and more, in this MOMENTOUS episode of Crit Juice!
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 027: I'm Seeing Double! Four Ariences!
Fri, 22 Nov 2013 21:44:30 +0000
WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience, and gets a bit crass.
So is Arience Arience? We may never know, but today we come face to face with an imposter as well as Handsome Gary's love for puns, MattB's 90s music references, and newcomer satyr, Noomi, makes a questionable stealth check! Will the party ever crit during combat again?
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
with Special Guest: Amy Vorpahl
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 026: Y'all Like Desserts?!
Fri, 08 Nov 2013 20:22:53 +0000
It's not uncommon for things to get blurry when you're drunk, but for an entire tavern to turn into a gelatinous danger-room? That's something special. The Blacksmith of Imasskar has it out for Arience and crew as he trades a bottle of wine for sweet, sweet revenge!
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
with Special Guest: Amy Vorpahl
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 025: Arience and His Sad Return Home
Fri, 25 Oct 2013 17:56:42 +0000
Just around the corner is the nation of Thunderblood: rich, luxurious, full of wealth. Home of Arience... right?
But why does no one recognize him? Could it be that the party has been travelling with a doppleganger all along? What's this mean for the Princess? Will special guest Amy Vorpahl piece the puzzle together before the adventurers, or will alcohol win yet again?
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
with Special Guest: Amy Vorpahl
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 024: The One With an Altered Beast Reference
Fri, 11 Oct 2013 21:52:00 +0000
What will be the greatest adversary in this episode?
The Necrocodile/Black Dragon or Basic Mathematics?
We get drunk in the Blood Bog as the party wages an epic battle against an undead beast with 3 heads! Can the heroes come out on top? Will they save the Dark Pixies? Do they want to?
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 023: Dark Pixie Hunting
Fri, 27 Sep 2013 18:50:47 +0000
Who lives in a snailblob tavern under the swamp: SpongeBob MR. T!!!
That's right, everyone's favorite Bartender from the Mountain Town of Brennet is back, and he's here to get drunk and chew bubblegum (But he's all out of bubblegum). The adventuring party is set on a pair of quests to not only help out the rosy-cheeked proprietor, but to also get themselves out of the Blood Bog! Can they do it? Or will Doc's hatred of Dark Pixies have them stuck forever?
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Year One: Everyone Loves A Clip Show
Sun, 15 Sep 2013 01:26:55 +0000
Crit Juice has been rolling for a year now, and we wanted to say thanks and share with you some of our favorite memories. Here are some interviews and clips from the past year.
We love you, and hope to be able to drink with all of you in the year to come.
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 022: Crennen Wants to Swallow Us
Fri, 30 Aug 2013 19:46:00 +0000
The Blood Bog is a terrible place to be:
Ankle deep in sludge and liver-deep in booze, the party fights their way through creeping vines and crocodiles to get even DEEPER into the swamp. You'd think they liked it here... Will Brian's crit frenzy keep the party alive, or will MattB's drunken stubborness to heal make this their final residence?
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 021: Gralford's Voice Revealed
Fri, 16 Aug 2013 16:23:00 +0000
We've hit paragon, and we're ready to PARTY!
Gary finds Gralford's voice, Cook is on a burn-marathon, and there might even be some unexpected romance as the group meets with the nefarious Red Cloaks in a decimated Blazestone!
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Fri, 26 Jul 2013 22:03:40 +0000
WE ARE DRUNK.
THERE'S A DRAGON.
WE'RE REALLY REALLY DRUNK THOUGH.
In this episode, dragons and livers get lit up like a Mariposan Winter Festival Tree. Tom's belly makes an appearance, and the Drinking Gods have it out for Daniel.
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 019: Not Doing Much...Just Sacrificing Human Beings
Fri, 05 Jul 2013 18:08:00 +0000
The head of the Vieled Eye has a nasty surprise in store for the Adventurers that will surely, "Freak them out." Tom takes a swig of a magic elixer at the table that leaves him inable to do basic math, and the boys take a trip to crit city. It's a drunken boss fight that you won't want to miss.
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Fri, 21 Jun 2013 14:41:24 +0000
The adventurers thin the ranks of the Veiled Eye and attempt not to get knocked into the Hellmouth in this episode of Crit Juice. Wolf has to roll for his life, Dar'Jjeeki learns to do something new with his ears, and Handsome Gary may have finally drank too much.
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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 017: Read This and Make It Seem Important
Fri, 07 Jun 2013 16:46:52 +0000
The Battle for Blazestone continues in this epic episode of Crit Juice. Gub makes a decision that will impact the game forever, Wolf steps into even more racially sensitive territory, and Cook continues to blow out the mics! You won't want to miss what happens as we kick off one of our most drunken adventures yet.
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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 016: Power is Allowing People to Live
Fri, 24 May 2013 18:59:00 +0000
The assassins have made a suicide pact, and plan on taking down the adventurers with them! Wolf and Chase both get Blazestone blazed, and Gralford is scarred FOREVER. All in this episode of Crit Juice!
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Ryan Gaul
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 015: Gaul Fallin' In Love
Fri, 10 May 2013 21:33:00 +0000
The lava vortex continues to spin as the players fight for high ground against a group of legendary assassins. Gub and Azmar the Ashmaker fight to the death (but it's not a duel), and the players continue to imbibe nearly as much alcohol as special guest player, Ryan Gaul.
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Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Ryan Gaul
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:47:35 +0000
Drinking the Pistil and Ticket to Rye from Magic Hat has worked wonders for Doc but has left Wolf shooting blanks. In this episode, the group continues to fight Tormad "The Hard to Pronounce." Will Gub have another name to tattoo on his arm, or will the masked Dragonborn get the best of him? And whatever happened to Dovana? Will Ryan Gaul be the end of our heroes? All this and more in this episode of CRIT JUICE!
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Ryan Gaul
DM'd By: David Crennen
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Episode 013: He's Half the Dick that I Have
Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:31:00 +0000
Surrounded by gold, and a few drinks in, the group must fight their way past the Butcher of Blazestone. They're joined by The Groundling's Ryan Gaul who matches the group shot-for-shot. There's a visit from the Boner Fairy, Gralford wakes up, Chase actually does something, and the Princess holds her sword: all in this episode of, Crit Juice!
(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)
(Also, we apologize for a bit of static that finds its way into the mics about midway through. We are not trained in Audio Engineering.)
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
With Special Guest: Ryan Gaul
DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 012: No Sex in the Cham-PAIN Room
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 17:13:00 +0000
Still in Blazestone (and wayyy too drunk for their own good) the group poses as high rollers in an attempt to get into Azmar's vault. Will they pull it off or will the strip clubs and casinos be too much for the drunken players at the table to focus on?
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, and Brian McGrath.
DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 011: Are We The Good Guys?
Sat, 16 Mar 2013 00:12:50 +0000
Stuck in an alleyway in a city that wants them dead, the group must make its way to the rendezvous point using only their wits (and swords, and spears, and magic missiles). Will they be able to blend in with the locals, and pull of the con of the century, or will Ocean's 11 sue the podcast for storyline similarities? All this and more in this episode of Crit Juice!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, and Brian McGrath.
DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 010: I Defer After Myself
Fri, 01 Mar 2013 19:19:06 +0000
The group is finally at Blazestone, but with 5 extra rules from the Drinking Gods all the players are HAMMERED! Will they be able to take on Ofano the Hunter and Joan Rivers? Will the Princess finally kill Doc? All this and more in this episode of Crit Juice
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, and Brian McGrath.
DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 009: A Space Jam Session
Fri, 15 Feb 2013 20:31:00 +0000
Starting the night off with Tom Fonss downing a full shot of 151 and MattB accidentally lighting his hand on fire, the group heads to Gub's hometown of Blazestone. Without Gralford's help, will they be able to take on Asmar the Ashmaker? And will the Princess ever get a weapon? Find out in this episode of CRIT JUICE!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, and Brian McGrath.
DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 008: Pants Off for Combat Advantage
Fri, 01 Feb 2013 18:20:00 +0000
In a mix of Nickelodeon and the Oregon Trail, the group finds themselves out of control on makeshift rafts in a river of ooze. Pants are taken off for combat advantage and Tom Fonss crit fails in real life. Find out if all the characters (and players) make it out alive!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 007: You Ooze, You Lose
Fri, 18 Jan 2013 21:22:32 +0000
Dodging exploding slimes, and feeling like they might have wandered onto the set of Ghostbusters 2, the team fights their way through the massive gelatinous cube. Gralford learns what it is to be a dwarf, Dar'Jjeeki and Ariance continue their battle for the Princess's heart, and everyone gets way WAY too drunk!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 006: J-E-L-L-O It's Alive!
Fri, 04 Jan 2013 19:53:00 +0000
The group finds the town of Brennet, but not how they expected. What causes an entire city to be suspended in the air? And whats 1000 cubed? The group finds out while getting totally sauced in this episode of Crit Juice!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 005: Honey Boo Boo & The Dirt Shitters
Fri, 21 Dec 2012 05:01:00 +0000
The group, having narrowly escaped a waterfall, finds themselves fighting off worm-men mercs and Gub battles a sandworm as David takes a suggestion from a listener. Also listen to find out how YOU can direct the future of the Crit Juice storyline!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
Fri, 07 Dec 2012 18:08:00 +0000
The group infiltrates the Veiled Eye headquarters and find themselves balancing atop rafters, evading spiders, and captaining a boat filled with demons!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 003: The Princess is a Phi Beta Kappa
Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:53:00 +0000
With a little help from Dar'Jjeeki, the group takes off with the princess to the City of Assassins. Gub bumps into an old flame, and a drunken Tom may or may not make out with the DM.
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 002: Ladies and Gentlemen, Lloyd the Giant Head
Fri, 09 Nov 2012 20:55:00 +0000
Lloyd the Giant Head, Redcloaks, and propper tipping practices are all encountered in this episode of CRIT JUICE! Follow the hilarious adventures of this group of professional comedians and actors as they drink themselves into a delirous state while playing Dungeons and Dragons!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
Fri, 26 Oct 2012 23:22:00 +0000
In the holy city of Mariposa, a fog has taken the souls of every living being. The group fights alcohol poisoning and monsters in this pilot episode of CRIT JUICE! Will they be able to stop the machinations of the now dead King? Listen to find out!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
Crit Juice
Fri, 12 Oct 2012 18:31:00 +0000
A special treat for our listeners, here's the final episode of, Crit Juice: The Prologue!
We're releasing our original test podcast which helped lay the groundwork for the drinking-while-dragon-slaying chaos that is Crit Juice. Starting in a couple week's check for the OFFICIAL CRIT JUICE PODCAST!
Wolf still has a wolf named Chase, but will the party ever be able to tell the two apart? People die and dwarves fly in this episode! What happens to this test group of adventurers?!
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
Crit Juice
Fri, 21 Sep 2012 16:45:00 +0000
A special treat for our listeners, here it is, Crit Juice: The Prologue!
We're releasing our original test podcast which helped lay the groundwork for the drinking-while-dragon-slaying chaos that is Crit Juice.
In this episode, the party finds themselves not only attacked by dark manshapes, but also incredibly drunk. Meanwhile, crit fails seem to be all the rage. Will they make it out of the Shrine of Man alive?
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
Crit Juice
Fri, 07 Sep 2012 20:28:00 +0000
A special treat for our listeners, here it is, Crit Juice: The Prologue!
We're releasing our original test podcast which helped lay the groundwork for the drinking-while-dragon-slaying chaos that is Crit Juice.
In this episode, our heros meet after an all-out brawl in the Holy City of Mariposa. They must face dark manshapes, vestal virgins, and adorable half-orc orphans; all the while drinking like dwarves.
Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati
DM'd By: David Crennen
Crit Juice