Bonus: Mostly Unedited Recording of "Episode H: Anniversary, Take 15"

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 09:49:00 -0700

As a part of the 15 year celebration, we've included this behind the scene recording of us recording the episode as well as reading the completed script blind. Happy 15 years!

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Episode H: Anniversary, Take 15

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 09:39:00 -0700

What happens when the writers of show can't work together? They write an episode anyway. Happy 15th Anniversary of The Red Squirtle!!!

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Episode 62: The Numero Uno

Mon, 5 Aug 2024 06:06:00 -0700

Red reunites with a familiar face and challenges the second member of the Elite 4.

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Episode 61: Cool Counters

Mon, 8 Jul 2024 16:46:00 -0700

Red begins his final test, the Elite 4. His first opponent is Lorelei. How will he fare?

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Episode 60: Third Degree Burns

Mon, 3 Jun 2024 05:56:00 -0700

Red makes his way through Victor Road and runs into... a Spearow?

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Episode 59: The Boulder Blunder

Mon, 6 May 2024 06:49:00 -0700

 Red makes it to Route 23. All he needs to do is present the badges. There won't be any problems, right?

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Episode 58: V for Victory

Mon, 8 Apr 2024 06:39:00 -0700

 Red heads toward Victory Road but is stopped by a familiar friend.

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Episode 57: Badge of Honor

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 18:33:00 -0800

 Red faces Giovanni for the final badge! Will he succeed?

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Episode 56: The Trial of Red

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 06:30:00 -0800

 Red makes it to the Viridian City Gym, but something unexpected happens...

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Episode H: A Red Squirtle Carol

Mon, 18 Dec 2023 06:30:00 -0800

 Red and Blue are visited by the spirits of Red Squirtle's Past, Present, and Future. Happy Holidays!

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Episode H: AI-versary

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 06:17:00 -0700

What happens when the writing of The Red Squirtle gets outsourced to AI? In our 14th anniversary special, we answer that question. Gosh this show is old.

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Episode 55: Buggy Memory

Sat, 5 Aug 2023 17:42:00 -0700

 Red runs into his long time rival, Bugsy!

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Episode 54: Roasting the Cannonball

Sat, 29 Apr 2023 10:43:00 -0700

 On his way back to Viridian City, Red stops by Pewter City to check on the Gym.

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Episode H: How Professor Oak Stole Christmas

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 19:38:00 -0800

You're a mean one, Professor Oak.

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Episode H: Red, Where Are You?

Sun, 30 Oct 2022 12:36:00 -0700

 The gang must solve the mystery of the haunted manor. Can they do it?

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Episode H: A Very Original Anniversary Special!

Sun, 25 Sep 2022 10:11:00 -0700

 After 13 years, how do we keep coming up with great anniversary specials?

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Episode 53: Hitmonkombat

Sun, 21 Aug 2022 16:02:00 -0700

To make their way back to Viridian City, Red and his team must go through Mt. Moon. Should be no problem...Right?

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Episode 52: The Cerulean Prison Redemption

Sun, 20 Mar 2022 17:44:00 -0700

Every man has his breaking point and Red is here to help!

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Episode H: By the Pumpkin Patch

Tue, 26 Oct 2021 17:47:00 -0700

 Happy Halloween! Come celebrate our favorite holiday with three short stories about our favorite characters!

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Episode H: Whose Anniversary is it Anyway?

Sat, 25 Sep 2021 09:14:00 -0700

 The writers of the show have something really good lined up for this one!

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Episode H: Anniversary...?

Sat, 18 Sep 2021 06:53:00 -0700

 Happy Anniversary!...right?

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Episode 51: Telepathic Connection

Sat, 18 Sep 2021 06:50:00 -0700

 Red goes against Sabrina in a battle of wits! How the heck will Red win?

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Episode 50: Lost and Seaking

Sat, 18 Sep 2021 06:46:00 -0700

The Results are in! And the Winner is...!

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Episode H: Christmas Past

Fri, 17 Jan 2020 06:24:00 -0800

Merry Christmas from all of us at The Red Squirtle! Wait... It's still Christmas...Right?

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Episode 49: This is Why He's Called Red

Fri, 6 Dec 2019 15:51:00 -0800

Red vs. Giovanni. Mob boss vs. Kid. Who will win?

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Episode H: Buried Alive

Fri, 25 Oct 2019 13:50:00 -0700

Happy Halloween! This year we placed Red in the Buried Alive creepypasta story!...with some liberties.

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The Red Squirtle's Ten-Year Extravaganza!

Wed, 25 Sep 2019 15:11:00 -0700

Ten years ago. It all started ten years ago. Enjoy this extra-long special episode to celebrate the occasion!

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Episode 48: Spinny Platforms That Evolve

Sun, 1 Sep 2019 04:08:00 -0700

Red and Giovanni finally meet up. Can Red take down the Rocket Boss? Oh! Hold on a second...

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Blooper Collection 2

Fri, 12 Jul 2019 11:12:00 -0700

Experience some of the flubs we had while recording episodes 38-47!

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Episode 47: Tri Attack

Fri, 7 Jun 2019 18:48:00 -0700

Red finally climbs the Silph Company Building only to be stopped by Blue. You know what that means!

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Episode 46: Brothers in Arms

Fri, 26 Apr 2019 13:33:00 -0700

Red enters the Silph Company building and runs into a few unique characters!

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Episode 45: Vocal Opinions

Fri, 29 Mar 2019 13:24:00 -0700

It's time for the great mayoral debate! Can Brock win the hearts of the people?

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Episode 44: Dragon Brock Z

Fri, 22 Feb 2019 14:00:00 -0800

Red and Brock go to the fighting dojo to convince the fighters to vote for Brock. How does that go? Find out this time on The Red Squirtle

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Episode 43: Perfect Pitch

Sat, 2 Feb 2019 06:53:00 -0800

Red goes door to door in an attempt to gain supporters. What could go wrong?

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Episode 42: Revenge of the Brockisode

Sat, 29 Dec 2018 18:54:00 -0800

We follow Red's story a whole lot on this show. This time we switch gears and follow the Master of Rock himself in a very deep and emotional origin story!

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Episode 41: Tough Crust

Fri, 30 Nov 2018 12:24:00 -0800

Red makes into Saffron City and quickly finds out that there's a huge problem lurking.

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Episode 40: What if Squirtle was a Broom?

Fri, 26 Oct 2018 17:07:00 -0700

Do you ever just wonder these kind of things?

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Episode H: Anniversary, Take 9!

Tue, 25 Sep 2018 17:20:00 -0700

It is time to crack open the secrets to making a successful show. Our executive producer takes you through how an episode is created!

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Episode 39: Train the Trainer

Fri, 31 Aug 2018 13:06:00 -0700

Red finally goes to school and becomes a better trainer!

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Episode 38: The Red-con

Sat, 28 Jul 2018 16:04:00 -0700

What if Episode 37 never happened? What would change?

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Blooper Collection

Fri, 1 Jun 2018 14:54:00 -0700

Experience some of the flubs we had while recording episodes 29-37!

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Episode 37: Operation Dew-Gone

Fri, 27 Apr 2018 22:05:00 -0700

Red and V team up to solve the mystery of the missing Dewgong

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Episode 36: A Tale of Two Kings

Fri, 30 Mar 2018 13:42:00 -0700

Red goes into the Power Plant looking for his last Pokémon. During his search, he finds a whole lot more.

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Episode 35: A Slippery Situation

Fri, 23 Feb 2018 19:30:00 -0800

Red and V are having a tough time finding one another. Will they ever meet again?

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Episode 34: Gotta Clutch 'em All

Fri, 26 Jan 2018 16:03:00 -0800

Red runs into an issue while looking for his Growlithe and the show runs into an issue while looking for Red.

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Episode H: By The Fire 2

Sun, 24 Dec 2017 21:09:00 -0800

Come relax with us once again by the fire and enjoy three holiday themed shorts.

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Episode 33: The Thirty-Third Episode We've Done

Thu, 19 Oct 2017 17:53:00 -0700

This is the finished version of Episode 33 where Red reunites with some of his Pokémon!!!

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Episode H: Corrupted File

Fri, 13 Oct 2017 15:37:00 -0700

Based on the famous Creepypasta, here is our spin on Pokémon Creepy Black Version. Happy Halloween!

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Episode H: Anniversary, Take 5,6,7, and 8!

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 17:32:00 -0700

Thank you for making these 8 years a real blast! I can't wait to show you what we have to offer for our 9th year!

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Episode 32: Seven

Sat, 8 Jul 2017 18:31:00 -0700

He did it.

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Episode 31: The Old Ball and Chain

Fri, 26 May 2017 16:11:00 -0700

Red makes it to the Cinnabar Gym and test his wits against gym leader Blaine. Can Red do it?

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Episode 30: Red Helsing

Fri, 28 Apr 2017 16:38:00 -0700

Red is brought to the Cinnabar Mansion by a fiendish individual and things get a little out of hand. Cheers!

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Episode 29: Offer?

Fri, 17 Mar 2017 14:22:00 -0700

Red makes it to Cinnabar Island and meets an array of interesting folks!

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Epiosde H: Red's Return

Tue, 14 Mar 2017 06:15:00 -0700

We're back!..again....for real!

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Brock Jobs 1: Video Game Reviewer

Tue, 14 Jul 2015 11:46:00 -0700

Brock is looking a little low on cash right now, so he takes up video game reviewing!

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Professor Oak Teaches Pokémon: Entries 27 and 28

Thu, 2 Apr 2015 10:13:00 -0700

Sandshrew, Sandslash

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Professor Oak Teaches Pokémon: Entries 25 and 26

Tue, 24 Mar 2015 09:57:00 -0700

Pikachu, Raichu

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Professor Oak Teaches Pokémon: Entries 23 and 24

Tue, 17 Mar 2015 09:00:00 -0700

Ekans, Arbok

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Professor Oak Teaches Pokémon: Entries 21 and 22

Tue, 10 Mar 2015 08:49:00 -0700

Spearow, Fearow

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Professor Oak Teaches Pokémon: Entries 19 and 20

Tue, 3 Mar 2015 11:26:00 -0800

Rattata, Raticate

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Professor Oak Teaches Pokémon: Entries 16-18

Tue, 24 Feb 2015 11:37:00 -0800

Pidgey, Pigeotto, Pidgeot

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Professor Oak Teaches Pokémon: Entries 13-15

Wed, 18 Feb 2015 12:24:00 -0800

Weedle, Kakuna, Beedrill

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Professor Oak Teaches Pokémon: Entries 10-12

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 19:50:00 -0800

Caterpie, Metapod, Butterfree

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Professor Oak Teaches Pokémon: Entries 7-9

Wed, 7 Jan 2015 20:26:00 -0800

Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise

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Episode 28: I Met a Bird Once

Wed, 18 Jun 2014 05:27:00 -0700

Red heads out of Fuchsia City and into Seafoam Islands, home of something quite legendary.

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Episode 27: A Fish Heaven

Thu, 22 May 2014 10:27:00 -0700

After causing much chaos in Fuchsia City, Red finally meets Koga.

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Episode 26: Gimme a Chance

Mon, 24 Mar 2014 21:12:00 -0700

Red promised he would supply the zoo with a new Chansey. Will he do it?

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Episode 25: Caged. Just Caged

Mon, 10 Feb 2014 21:02:00 -0800

Red visits the zoo! Many shenanigans await!

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Episode 24: Rated (R)ed

Fri, 10 Jan 2014 13:43:00 -0800

Red encounters some problems while entering Fuchsia City. We believe any age can relate to Red in this episode.

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Episode H: Recapisode

Thu, 9 Jan 2014 11:23:00 -0800

We have realized it has been a very long time since we last released an episode. So let us remind you of Red's adventures thus far

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Red Radio 5: X and Y are out!

Sun, 27 Oct 2013 19:48:00 -0700

Finally we experience the game and give our reactions to it.

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Episode H: Anniversary, Take 4

Wed, 25 Sep 2013 06:02:00 -0700

It has been four years since we uploaded Re-Planting the Tree, but our upload schedule hasn't been the most reliable. So red has started his own talk show called Red's Radio. Thank you all so much for listening and more content is coming soon

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Red Radio 4: X and Y Part 3

Tue, 20 Aug 2013 16:48:00 -0700

Alex, Master of Rock, Taco Man and special guest Michelle have a long talk about the latest Pokemon news. Remember to go to our facebook page to view the pictures during or before listening to the show.

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Red Radio 3: The Third Dimension

Fri, 26 Jul 2013 16:27:00 -0700

Alex, Master of Rock, Taco Man and Royce discuss three upcoming 3DS games. Remember to go to our facebook page to view the pictures during or before listening to the show.

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Red Radio 2: X and Y Part 2

Fri, 28 Jun 2013 10:39:00 -0700

Alex, Master of Rock, and Taco Man sit down and talk more about Pokemon X and Y. Remember to check our facebook page to view the slide show we talk over.

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Red Radio 1: X and Y

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 13:02:00 -0700

Join Alex, Master of Rock, Royce, and Taco Man where we sit back and talk about the new pokemon games coming out.

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Episode 23: Brockisode

Tue, 8 Jan 2013 05:36:00 -0800

Being sent back to Mt. Moon, Red has a long journey ahead of him...or does he? With the help of an old pal, anything is possible

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Episode H: By The Fire

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 21:24:00 -0800

Relax for a while with all us at The Red Squirtle Squad as we delve into three different Christmas Tales and enjoy the calm mood.

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Episode H: Anniversary, Take 3!

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 12:36:00 -0700

We can't believe it has been three years since our first upload. Hope you enjoy our huge cast of characters and let's see if you can recognize all of them!

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Episode 22: Something Smells...FIshy

Fri, 1 Jun 2012 07:47:00 -0700

During Red's travels, he runs into an old friend of his and something about him seems a little fishy...

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Bonus Content: Joplin Cheese

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 19:22:00 -0700

Sorry for the lack of updates. Hope this satisfies your Red Squirtle needs for now. More to come soon!

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Episode H: City of Gold

Mon, 2 Jan 2012 17:24:00 -0800

Let's pretend we uploaded this on time...Thanks to Team FireGold for successfully making this crossover happen! Happy 2012 everyone!

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Episode 21: This Is Not My Batman Cup

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:25:00 -0800

Red runs into some Snorlax and meets The Bikers!

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Episode H: Anniversary, Take 2!

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:23:00 -0800

Red's second birthday! Red, Blue, and Brock argue about what a ditto looks like.

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Episode 20: Revolt of the Zombie Marowak

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:22:00 -0800

Red climbs Pokemon Tower... again... fights a ghost... again... and some Rockets!

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Episode 19: V

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:21:00 -0800

We're back! For real this time!

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Episode H: We're Back!

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:20:00 -0800

Red is back!

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Episode H: Anniversary

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:19:00 -0800

Papaya & Draftmaster's contest-winning script! Enjoy!

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Episode 18: 8009 Dollars

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:18:00 -0800

Red goes on a shopping spree!

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Episode 17: Arrows and Peanut Butter

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:17:00 -0800

Red travels through the Rocket hideout, meets Giovanni, and finds a money machine!

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Professor Oak Teaches Pokémon: Entries 4-6

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:16:00 -0800

Charmander, Charmeleon, and Charizard.

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Episode 16: Where the Money is Made

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:14:00 -0800

Red explores a Casino, fights a Rocket, and tries to find where the money is made

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Episode 15: Friendly Feud

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:14:00 -0800

Red goes to a Casino, meets a creepy old man, and challenges Erika to a gym battle

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Ad 3: Green and Bugsy

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:13:00 -0800

Green runs into Bugsy

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Episode 14: Saucy!

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:12:00 -0800

Red renames Squirtle, runs into the Red Squirtle Squad, and receives an Eevee!

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Episode 13: Green Dream

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:11:00 -0800

Red runs into a ghost, and is knocked out for the rest of the episode

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Episode 12: Icy Blue

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:10:00 -0800

Red arrives at Lavender Town, renames Squirtle, and faces an old rival.

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Episode 11: The Black Night

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:09:00 -0800

Red travels through Rock Tunnel, and faces the Pewter City Gym Leader... again

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Episode 10: The Password Is...

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:08:00 -0800

Red challenges Surge to a battle...of smarts!

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Episode 9: Vikings Awesome Adventures Part 8

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:07:00 -0800

Red is trapped on a giant boat with deadly vikings and none of his Pokémon! How will he escape in one piece?

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The Mis-Adventures of Jack Episode 1

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:06:00 -0800

Jack catches an Abra and runs into Mew!

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Episode 8: Explosive Cargo

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:05:00 -0800

Red goes on a boat, battles an electric trainer, and runs into a major problem...

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Episode H: Holiday

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:03:00 -0800

Red flies back to Pallet Town to wish everyone a Happy Holidays!

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Episode 7: He Never Joined The Army

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:02:00 -0800

Red fights a rocket, gets a shiny new TM, and runs into an old "friend".

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Professor Oak Teaches Pokémon: Entries 1-3

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:01:00 -0800

Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, and Venusaur.

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Episode 6: The Dragon Gym

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:00:00 -0800

Red learns about Rubix cubes, and challenges Misty to a gym battle!

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Episode H: A Thanksgiving Tale

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 20:59:00 -0800

Red explains the story of Thanksgiving!

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Episode 5: Jailbird

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 20:58:00 -0800

Red gets arrested, and must find a way to escape!

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Episode 4: The Aquatic City

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 20:56:00 -0800

Red travels to Cerulean City, where he fights his rival, Blue, and meets Bill.

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Episode H: Ding-Dong

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 20:54:00 -0800

Red flies back to Pallet Town for Halloween!

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Episode 3: Attack of the Peds

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 20:53:00 -0800

Red finds a new "friend", and has fun in the caves.

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Episode 2: Splashing the Cannonball

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 20:51:00 -0800

Red catches a Pikachu, travels through Viridian Forest, and challenges Brock to a battle!

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Episode 1: Re-Planting the Tree

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:51:00 -0800

Red receives his first Pokémon, and kills an old man!

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