Beware the Hairy Mango
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The monotone madness of Matthew Sanborn Smith
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Sun, 15 Nov 2020 18:08:10 +0000
You may not realize it, but I’ve been posting new Mango episodes that are free to everyone for quite a while now over at Patreon. If you miss the show, please give them a listen and tell your friends. You can get even more if you care to become a patron, but enjoy these and […]
A probably new-to-you free episode!
Fri, 14 Sep 2018 08:39:10 +0000
It’s the ninth anniversary of Beware the Hairy Mango! Click here to listen to an episode from the old subscription show, Beware the Elitist Mango, Fourth Wheel, for free! Thanks, everyone!
Patronizing Episode 3 – Bibblybots
Thu, 14 Sep 2017 04:12:30 +0000
It’s the eighth birthday of Beware the Hairy Mango! We’re celebrating with a new episode for almost all of you! If you want to hear even more new shows, head over to my Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith Beware the Patronizing Mango – Episode 3 – Bibblybots by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative […]
New Mango episodes on Patreon!
Mon, 05 Jun 2017 16:20:55 +0000
And we’re back! In a way. I’ve started a Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith and it’s swell! For just one dollar a month you can listen to one new episode a month of my new show, Beware the Patronizing Mango, which is pretty much exactly like Beware the Hairy Mango. The shows will appear over there, but […]
Tue, 27 Sep 2016 18:09:12 +0000
It’s the May 31st show! And the last Beware the Hairy Mango ever! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 334 – Happy Deathday by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just […]
Thu, 22 Sep 2016 01:01:32 +0000
It’s the May 30th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 333 – Soupworld by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just a dollar a month at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith
Mon, 19 Sep 2016 05:49:01 +0000
It’s the May 29th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 332 – Say Trees by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just a dollar a month at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith
Episode 331 – Harvey Firesteed
Fri, 16 Sep 2016 03:42:56 +0000
It’s the May 28th show! Check out my tumblr, ALTERED IDS, the blog that features new takes on old characters! http://alteredids.tumblr.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 331 – Harvey Firesteed by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving […]
Donated Episode 8 – The Eyes Have It
Thu, 08 Sep 2016 00:17:23 +0000
It’s the final Donated show! Finally! Only fourteen months late! This one comes to us by way of David St. Denis! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 8 – The Eyes Have It by Matthew Sanborn Smith and David St. Denis is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love […]
Tue, 06 Sep 2016 04:30:59 +0000
It’s the May 27th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 330 – The Capitator by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Tue, 06 Sep 2016 04:25:00 +0000
It’s the May 26th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 329 – Hairy Groomer by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Tue, 06 Sep 2016 04:18:24 +0000
It’s the May 25th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 328 – Air Sickness by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 327 – Open-Faced Dandridge
Tue, 06 Sep 2016 04:04:30 +0000
It’s the May 24th show! Subscribe to Aliterate so you can read my latest story, “Rubble People,” later this month! https://www.aliterate.org/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 327 – Open-Faced Dandridge by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Fri, 12 Aug 2016 03:34:24 +0000
It’s the May 23rd show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 326 – Fire Capades by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 325 – Let the Myra Beware
Tue, 02 Aug 2016 15:57:13 +0000
It’s the May 22nd show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 325 – Let the Myra Beware by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 324 – Off Track Beating
Mon, 01 Aug 2016 03:07:33 +0000
It’s the May 21st show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 324 – Off Track Beating by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sat, 30 Jul 2016 05:37:23 +0000
It’s the May 20th show! Go read Axe Cop! http://axecop.com/archives/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 323 – Cann’tibalism by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Thu, 28 Jul 2016 02:58:36 +0000
It’s the May 19th show! EDIT: Oops. I said this link was in the shownotes, and up to now, I lied. Read many wonderful things, including my story, The Empire State Building Strikes Back!, in “The Museum of All Things Awesome and That Go Boom” here: http://www.upperrubberboot.com/the-museum-of-all-things-awesome-and-that-go-boom/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 322 – […]
Donated Episode 7 – Waffle Iron Woman
Mon, 25 Jul 2016 17:53:49 +0000
It’s Katherine Henriksson’s show! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 6 – Waffle Iron Woman by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Katherine Henriksson is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 321 – The More We Get Together
Mon, 25 Jul 2016 03:40:26 +0000
It’s the May 18th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 321 – The More We Get Together by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 320 – Dilate M for Maternity
Fri, 08 Jul 2016 00:06:19 +0000
It’s the May 17th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 320 – Dilate M for Maternity by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 319 – With Battered Breath
Thu, 07 Jul 2016 23:09:26 +0000
It’s the May 16th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 319 – With Battered Breath by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Thu, 07 Jul 2016 21:37:58 +0000
It’s the May 15th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 318 – Socket To Me by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 317 – The Four Apocalypses of the Horsemen
Sat, 25 Jun 2016 15:00:24 +0000
It’s the May 14th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 317 – The Four Apocalypses of the Horsemen by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Donated Episode 6 – The Ultharmate Sin
Tue, 21 Jun 2016 02:27:57 +0000
This donated episode is brought to you by James Weber! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 6 – The Ultharmate Sin by Matthew Sanborn Smith and James Weber is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Thu, 09 Jun 2016 23:49:24 +0000
I’ve been quiet for a bit. Figured you guys would want to know what’s happening. My head felt super-passout-funky about a week and a half ago, a recurring feeling that hit me several times over a couple of days. I figured I needed some rest and a little battery recharging. I’m still writing bits and […]
Fri, 27 May 2016 03:57:05 +0000
It’s the May 13th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 316 – Tommy’s Split by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Thu, 26 May 2016 16:47:18 +0000
It’s the May 12th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 315 – Nut Case by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sun, 22 May 2016 03:19:35 +0000
It’s the May 11th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 314 – Stinkeye by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 313 – Pants On Dance On
Wed, 18 May 2016 03:25:15 +0000
It’s the May 10th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 313 – Pants On Dance On by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 312 – An Inconvenienced Ruth
Tue, 17 May 2016 03:59:04 +0000
It’s the May 9th show! UPDATE: Just discovered I called this a donated Mango at the beginning of the show. It is not. It’s just a regular old hairy one.
Sun, 15 May 2016 15:09:17 +0000
It’s the May 8th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 311 – Solar, So Good by Matthew Sanborn is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Fri, 13 May 2016 01:56:21 +0000
It’s the May 7th show! Finally. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 310 – Utility Stink by Matthew Sanborn is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Fri, 06 May 2016 04:00:27 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 309 – Story Title by Matthew Sanborn is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 308 – Strawberry Roughies
Thu, 05 May 2016 04:00:08 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 308 – Strawberry Roughies by Matthew Sanborn is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Wed, 04 May 2016 04:00:38 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 307 – Sooshin’ by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 306 – Runnin’ With the Deviled Eggs
Tue, 03 May 2016 04:00:32 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 306 – Running With the Deviled Eggs by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 305 – Dinner for Floor
Mon, 02 May 2016 04:00:22 +0000
WARNING: You might find this one is gross. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 305 – Dinner for Floor by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sun, 01 May 2016 04:00:06 +0000
It’s MuchoMangoMayo 2016! The event that YOU made happen! you bastards Don’t get your hopes up that more than ten percent of these will be on time! Let’s go! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 304 – One Hold Barred by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Donated Episode 5 – Trundlefly
Thu, 28 Apr 2016 17:16:25 +0000
Today’s donor is Mr. ARM! Look at his amazing website! And check out this awesome Trundle Manor doc by Jason Mileto! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 5 – Trundlefly by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Mr. ARM is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Tue, 12 Apr 2016 04:28:29 +0000
It’s the May 31st, 2015 show! MuchoMangoMayo 2015 is finally over! Only ten and a half months late!
Episode 288 – Let Them Eat Everything
Fri, 08 Apr 2016 23:20:02 +0000
It’s the May 30th, 2015 show! Yes, you read that right!
Sun, 27 Mar 2016 22:15:44 +0000
For a few days a couple of weeks ago, instead of working on a Mango, I wrote this play, “The Three Spaces of Eve.” It was performed at the Internationsl Conference on the Fantastic in the Arts (a.k.a. ICFA) last week Friday. It’s definitely the type of thing you folks would like, though a little […]
Donated Episode 4 – Professor Nutty
Wed, 09 Mar 2016 17:06:31 +0000
It’s the Paresh Solanki episode! And today’s his birthday! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 4 – Professor Nutty by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Paresh Solanki is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Tue, 01 Mar 2016 02:17:35 +0000
It’s the Simon Hildebrandt episode! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 3 – Underware by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Simon Hildebrandt is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Donated Episode 2 – The Short, Hot Summer
Sat, 20 Feb 2016 04:56:06 +0000
It’s the Pete Jones episode, everyone! Thanks, Pete! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 2 – The Short, Hot Summer by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Pete Jones is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Donated Episode 1 – Carl’s Wurst
Thu, 21 Jan 2016 04:52:53 +0000
Thank Laurence Simon for this episode! Follow him on Twitter! Check out his site and read his many 100 word stories! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 1 – Carl’s Wurst by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Laurence Simon is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 303 – Laverne and Shirley Temple
Wed, 30 Dec 2015 05:00:59 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 303 – Laverne and Shirley Temple by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 302 – She’s Got the Whole World in Her Pants
Tue, 15 Dec 2015 05:00:56 +0000
Follow Craig Webster, the brilliant mind behind “Do Not Go Gentle Into That Fruit Salad” on Twitter at https://twitter.com/skellyrocker! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 302 – She’s Got the Whole World in Her Pants by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Tue, 01 Dec 2015 16:52:13 +0000
Give the Mango a new hairdo! The Mango is your marble, you are its hammer and chisel! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 301 – Noobs by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
More Effin’ Bullshit From Beware the Hairy Mango!
Sun, 29 Nov 2015 03:57:40 +0000
Hey, folks, due to the holiday and time spent repairing a car, episode 301 probably won’t be out until December 1st. A day late, but not a dollar short. Who am I kidding? We’re always a dollar short. But all you need to pay me is no mind. Or money.
Fri, 13 Nov 2015 03:16:35 +0000
It’s the May 29th episode! And, oh, yeah! Here’s that awesome giraffe story: Giraffe Cyborg Cleans House! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 287 – Undersourcing by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Fri, 30 Oct 2015 04:00:18 +0000
Bar Bar Bar: The story is now live! Go enjoy my tale, “Giraffe Cyborg Cleans House!” http://www.diabolicalplots.com/dp-fiction-9-giraffe-cyborg-cleans-house-by-matthew-sanborn-smith/ Then leave comments! Tell everyone in your social media circles! Throw parties that celebrate my existence!
Episode 198 (I mean 298) – Inapparent Apparel
Thu, 15 Oct 2015 04:00:38 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 298 – Inapparent Apparel by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Wed, 30 Sep 2015 04:00:22 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 297 – Blow Me Down by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Tue, 15 Sep 2015 04:00:34 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 296 – Reboot by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sun, 13 Sep 2015 19:30:29 +0000
It’s finally the May 28th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 286 – Recalling Tires by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Thu, 03 Sep 2015 02:54:54 +0000
Hey, Folks, In the interest of keeping my under-employed ass paying the bills, I’m showering you with audio temptation! I recently pulled out a story that I enjoyed writing some eighteen years ago called “And pSo It Goes.” I touched it up a bit, and recorded it. This is not a Mango type story, but […]
Sun, 30 Aug 2015 04:00:28 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 295 – Naughty Bits by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 294 – Angels With Slightly Less Dirty Faces
Sat, 15 Aug 2015 04:00:56 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 294 – Angels With Slightly Less Dirty Faces by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Thu, 30 Jul 2015 04:00:10 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 293 – Biodiversity by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 285 – The Self-Love Bug
Fri, 24 Jul 2015 01:53:01 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 285 – The Self-Love Bug by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Wed, 15 Jul 2015 04:00:29 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 292 – Aquafur by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Tue, 07 Jul 2015 00:54:23 +0000
It’s the May 26th show! Who’s betting the May shows stumble into August? Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 284 – Man Witch by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Tue, 30 Jun 2015 04:00:10 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 291 – Sparklebum by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 290 – Three-Legged Race
Mon, 15 Jun 2015 04:00:47 +0000
It’s the June 15th show . . . on June 15th! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 290 – Three-Legged Race by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
MuchoMangoMayo 2016 has funded!
Sat, 13 Jun 2015 07:11:07 +0000
ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION . . . ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION . . . ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION . . . Bacon has been saved! Mango has been preserved! We’ve reached our funding goal and there will be thirty-one new episodes of Beware the Hairy Mango […]
Thu, 11 Jun 2015 18:39:25 +0000
Everybody, love up Josh Leuze, the guy that fixes all the problems on this site that I don’t even know how to diagnose. The most current problems he solved were the issue with the player not showing up on the individual show links, and the Elitist shows not showing up at all. If you’re a […]
Episode 282 – The Horse Can Do
Wed, 10 Jun 2015 01:04:59 +0000
It’s the May 24th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 282 – The Horse Can Do by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Mon, 08 Jun 2015 22:20:15 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 281 – Duckshake by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sun, 07 Jun 2015 01:03:42 +0000
Hey, folks! The Bad is that the next show won’t happen until Monday. The Good is that MuchoMangoMayo 2016 is at 61% of the goal! Thank all of you for your help. There’s still a week to go to get to $1,500 and if you donate $75 or more, I’ll make a personalized Mango just […]
Fri, 05 Jun 2015 19:32:01 +0000
In which we learn that I can’t do an Irish accent.
Mon, 01 Jun 2015 01:36:06 +0000
It’s the May 21st show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 279 – G.I. Bill by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sun, 31 May 2015 11:18:53 +0000
Hey, folks! Thank you guys for your love and money. I wanted to update you through the show itself, but I’m having a hell of a time finishing the next show. Here’s where we stand: I’m extending the deadline by a week to make MuchoMangoMayo 2016 happen. I was afraid that if I made the […]
Donate Your Way to MuchoMangoMayo 2016!
Thu, 28 May 2015 19:51:51 +0000
Donate your way to MuchoMangoMayo 2016! Hey, Gang, money hasn’t really been there for me lately. We seem to have had a bit of a falling out. While I’m already behind on my bills, I’m now looking at a couple of hundred bucks in car repairs and my identity was thieved today. The bank will […]
Wed, 27 May 2015 18:32:55 +0000
It’s the May 20th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 278 – TTW by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Mon, 25 May 2015 18:27:47 +0000
It’s the May 19th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 277 – Booze Control by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sun, 24 May 2015 02:37:35 +0000
It’s the May 18th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 276 – Snooze Control by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 275 – Stamp the Whales
Sat, 23 May 2015 02:51:32 +0000
It’s the May 17th Show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 275 – Stamp the Whales by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Thu, 21 May 2015 16:24:34 +0000
It’s the May 16th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 274 – Rice Capades by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 273 – A Nightie on the Town
Wed, 20 May 2015 03:31:09 +0000
It’s the May 15th show! Longest May ever! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 273 – A Nightie on the Town by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Tue, 19 May 2015 00:46:37 +0000
Update: I finished the script for episode 273, but it was way too noisy to record. I’m starting next script, but since I’ve got a twelve hour day-job day tomorrow, the next show will might be Wednesday! Sorry. #WorstMuchoEver
Sun, 17 May 2015 02:23:31 +0000
Forgot to mention in the episode that this is the May 14th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 272 – Paper Man by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Fri, 15 May 2015 01:53:05 +0000
It’s the May 13th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 271 – Holly Smokes! by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 270 – Artificial World
Fri, 15 May 2015 00:25:01 +0000
It’s the May 12th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 270 – Artificial World by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 269 – Steve Sepp, Tasty! Tasty!
Wed, 13 May 2015 23:14:49 +0000
Read the original here at Nature! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 269 – Steve Sepp, Tasty! Tasty! by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Tue, 12 May 2015 01:22:12 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 268 – Burpsie by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sun, 10 May 2015 13:29:26 +0000
Our first stumble! Sorry, gang. I hope to get the May 10th show out tomorrow evening. Who knows when the May 11th show will appear? Isn’t this exciting?
Sat, 09 May 2015 04:00:59 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 267 – Computer Dinner by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Fri, 08 May 2015 04:00:14 +0000
In honor of “Big Ole Stick A’ Butter,” here’s the great Heywood Banks singing Big Butter Jesus! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 266 – Fatscreen by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 265 – The Seangularity
Thu, 07 May 2015 04:00:52 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 265 – The Seangularity by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 264 – Where the Sun Often Shines
Wed, 06 May 2015 04:00:58 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 264 – Where the Sun Often Shines by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Tue, 05 May 2015 04:00:01 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 263 – Handalina by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 262 – Blood Brothers-in-Law
Mon, 04 May 2015 04:00:16 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 262 – Blood Brothers-in-Law by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sun, 03 May 2015 04:00:45 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 261 – Elk Lodged by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sat, 02 May 2015 04:00:40 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 260 – Camelittle by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 259 – Strangers on a Bicycle Built for Two
Fri, 01 May 2015 04:00:50 +0000
Eleanor is so taken aback by Maurice’s proposition, she loses her lifelong English accent three lines into the story! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 259 – Strangers on a Bicycle Built for Two by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Thu, 30 Apr 2015 04:00:14 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 258 – Organ Taker by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Wed, 15 Apr 2015 04:00:07 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 257 – Cruisin’ by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sat, 11 Apr 2015 21:00:27 +0000
Hey! Check this shit out! We’ve been reviewed by Reaction Podcast, a podcast that talks about other podcasts. They talk Mango during roughly the middle ten minutes of their thirty minute show. They got to us before they did a Marc Maron episode! I feel like we’ve made it. They get the gist of The […]
Episode 256 – The Great Icecape
Mon, 30 Mar 2015 04:00:58 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 256 – The Great Icescape by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Thu, 26 Mar 2015 18:49:10 +0000
Managing expectations here. There might be some MuchoMangoJunio this year, not that you’ll get more shows, but you won’t lose any either. It might be that I don’t get all the May shows done in time because I have to move again in the second half of April. That’ll make two moves in a month […]
Sun, 15 Mar 2015 04:00:26 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 255 – Fancy Feet by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 254 – Guns and Butter Guns
Sat, 28 Feb 2015 05:00:24 +0000
Only a short time left to make the Mango-like novel, Hive Five, become a reality! Please help! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/189894541/hive-five Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 254 – Guns and Butter Guns by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sun, 15 Feb 2015 05:00:03 +0000
Kick in to my Kickstarter and get cool Mango-related stuff from me! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/189894541/hive-five Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 253 – Window Jelly by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Thu, 12 Feb 2015 06:02:02 +0000
Sorry about the crackly audio! I recorded this twice and couldn’t figure it out. Check out my Kickstarter for Hive Five, the first novel for lovers of the Mango! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/189894541/hive-five
Fri, 30 Jan 2015 05:00:42 +0000
And speaking of rolling our balls into a pile of rubble, here’s a couple of links about the scrotum surgery I had last week: Let’s Talk About My Balls (Warning: Gross) Spongebloodbath (Warning: Extra-Super-Gross) Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 252 – The Thrace Race by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons […]
Thu, 15 Jan 2015 05:00:40 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 251 – Pubic Flair by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Tue, 30 Dec 2014 05:00:54 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 250 – S’lesses by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Mon, 15 Dec 2014 05:05:04 +0000
Check out the remarkable Trundle Manor! http://trundlemanor.com And here’s some video of the joint: Get More: Extreme Cribs, Full Episodes Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 249 – Hairdough by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sun, 14 Dec 2014 21:16:34 +0000
For some crappy reason, I announced this almost everywhere else first. Sorry to break it to you, but you’ve only got a little over a year of fresh Mangoes left! I’ve decided to give it a rest. The Mango’s last episode will be December 30th, 2015. There’s always the possibility I throw a show up […]
Sun, 30 Nov 2014 05:14:03 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 248 – Batchef by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 247 – God-Emperor of Dog
Sat, 15 Nov 2014 06:26:51 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 247 – God-Emperor of Dog by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Tue, 11 Nov 2014 17:31:26 +0000
Hey, everybody! Check out that gorgeous cover by Galen Dara! I’ve got a new short story collection out called The Dritty Doesen: Some of the Least Reasonable Stories of Matthew Sanborn Smith! They’re not exactly Mango stories, but you can sometimes see the family resemblance. If you can’t wait to buy it, go here now: […]
Thu, 30 Oct 2014 04:00:24 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 246 – Snack Attack by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Wed, 15 Oct 2014 05:16:04 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 245 – Campfired by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Tue, 30 Sep 2014 04:00:30 +0000
If you want me to read your e-mail on the show, you’ll have to send me one first right here! Go visit StarShipSofa just because they’re swell! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 244 – Mouth Peace by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
The Empire State Building Strikes Back!
Wed, 24 Sep 2014 18:27:36 +0000
Hey, people! My latest story, The Empire State Building Strikes Back! is up at The Dunesteef Audio Fiction Magazine! You can listen to it here: http://dunesteef.com/2014/09/24/episode-164-the-empire-state-building-strikes-back-by-matthew-sanborn-smith/ I’m telling you about it here because I think Mango fans would dig it. It’s audio, it’s crazy, it’s funny, and it’s by me. What more could you want? […]
Episode 243 – Dress for Failure
Mon, 15 Sep 2014 04:00:00 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 243 – Dress for Failure by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sun, 14 Sep 2014 10:32:16 +0000
David Bradshaw’s album is called “Songs from the Former County,” not “Country!” Sorry, David! This is how I repay all your hard work! The video at the top of this post is what happens when my son, Ian, is learning new software. Beware the Hairy Mango – Fifth Anniversary by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed […]
Sat, 06 Sep 2014 02:51:22 +0000
Hey, Everybody! I was asked to post some samples of my Creative Commons bits from past shows in case any of you want to record yourself reading one for the anniversary show. You’ve got until 4pm GMT on Saturday, the 13th of September to get it back to me if you’re interested. I included a couple […]
Fri, 05 Sep 2014 01:29:37 +0000
Send me your stuff for the fifth anniversary show that’s running on September 14th. Get it to me by 4pm Greenwich Mean Time on September 13th! Have fun!
Mon, 01 Sep 2014 23:10:49 +0000
Here’s an audio version of what I wrote in the last post. In the comments below, tell me what you’d like to do for the fifth anniversary show! Hurry!
Help Me With Our Fifth Anniversary!
Mon, 01 Sep 2014 21:37:10 +0000
Yo, gang! Beware the Hairy Mango will be five years old on September 14th! Holy crap! Never thought I’d last this long with this project. I thought it might be cool to do a participatory show to celebrate. What do you guys think? Like, maybe a question and answer show or something? You guys could […]
Episode 242 – A Taste of Success
Sat, 30 Aug 2014 04:17:36 +0000
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Fri, 15 Aug 2014 04:00:14 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 241 – Ivory Man by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Wed, 30 Jul 2014 04:00:49 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 240 – Square Feet by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Thu, 17 Jul 2014 02:38:27 +0000
I’ve had a few people asking me to publish the Mango scripts in e-book form. Is that something you’d want to see? Answer in the comments. Thanks!
Episode 239 – Things Are Listening Up
Tue, 15 Jul 2014 04:00:46 +0000
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Episode 238 – Always Been Kissed
Mon, 30 Jun 2014 04:00:53 +0000
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Episode 237 – Cargo Shorts Cult
Sun, 15 Jun 2014 04:00:26 +0000
I have the feeling one of you guys gave me this title idea. If so, my apologies for not crediting you! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 237 – Cargo Shorts Cult by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 236 – Penny Loafers From Heaven
Sat, 31 May 2014 05:38:39 +0000
Awww yeah! That’s a wrap, MuchoMangoMayo 2014! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 236 – Penny Loafers From Heaven by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 235 – Catapulted to Victory
Fri, 30 May 2014 04:00:43 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 235 – Catapulted to Victory by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 234 – Zeking Happiness
Thu, 29 May 2014 04:00:15 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 234 – Zeking Happiness by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 233 – Get Out of Gel, Free
Wed, 28 May 2014 04:00:16 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 233 – Get Out of Gel, Free by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 232 – Hammond Sandwich
Tue, 27 May 2014 04:00:37 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 232 – Hammond Sandwich by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Mon, 26 May 2014 04:00:25 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 231 – Knocked Up by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 230 – Get Down and Boogieman
Sun, 25 May 2014 04:00:04 +0000
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Sat, 24 May 2014 04:16:31 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 229 – Robinson Cubeso by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Fri, 23 May 2014 04:32:21 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 228 – Cheese Cottage by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 227 – Gettin’ a Little Tail
Thu, 22 May 2014 04:26:49 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 227 – Gettin’ a Little Tail by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 226 – The Worst Show on Earth
Wed, 21 May 2014 04:00:30 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 226 – The Worst Show on Earth by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Tue, 20 May 2014 04:00:42 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 225 – Singles Gutter by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 224 – The Pad Stays Free
Mon, 19 May 2014 04:00:18 +0000
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Episode 223 – Thumbthing About Barry
Sun, 18 May 2014 04:00:36 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 223 – Thumbthing About Barry by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 222 – The Big Comeback
Sat, 17 May 2014 04:00:06 +0000
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Episode 221 – Better Days for Gerty
Fri, 16 May 2014 04:00:36 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 221 – Better Days for Gerty by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 220 – Good Old Old Dad
Thu, 15 May 2014 04:00:40 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 220 – Good Old Old Dad by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Wed, 14 May 2014 04:00:14 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 219 – Scavenger Hunt by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Tue, 13 May 2014 04:00:22 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 218 – Love Buggery by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Mon, 12 May 2014 04:00:10 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 217 – Butteries by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 216 – The Emperor’s Old Grudge
Sun, 11 May 2014 04:00:54 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 216 – The Emperor’s Old Grudge by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sat, 10 May 2014 04:00:26 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 215 – Cowpliance by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Fri, 09 May 2014 04:00:10 +0000
Click this and enjoy Tony C. Smith interviewing ME on StarShipSofa 335, about 30 minutes in! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 214 – Public Fanemy by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Thu, 08 May 2014 04:00:38 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 213 – Computer Mouth by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 212 – Let’s Get This Potty Started
Wed, 07 May 2014 04:00:25 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 212 – Let’s Get This Potty Started by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 211 – Bean There, Egged That
Tue, 06 May 2014 04:00:37 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 211 – Bean There, Egged That by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 210 – Emil’s Magic Wiener
Mon, 05 May 2014 04:00:11 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 210 – Emil’s Magic Wiener by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sun, 04 May 2014 04:08:51 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 209 – Pirate Radio by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sat, 03 May 2014 04:00:53 +0000
Watch yourself if you’re listening to this with earbuds. It gets loud in places. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 208 – Overcover by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Fri, 02 May 2014 04:00:23 +0000
Warning: This one’s just a tiny bit more fucked up than usual. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 207 – Stuffing Shells by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Thu, 01 May 2014 04:00:11 +0000
Welcome to MuchoMangoMayo 2014! If you’re new to this fourth annual jazz, the deal is this normally twice a month show becomes a thirty-once a month show every May. Add us to the podcast thing of your choice and take us each morning with your usual drug. A spoonful of medicine helps the Mango go […]
Listen to me tell me like I am!
Wed, 30 Apr 2014 22:30:29 +0000
Ever wanted to know more about me to fill out your sparse sexual fantasies? Now you can! Tony C. Smith interviews me on the latest episode of the StarShipSofa podcast! It’s about thirty minutes into the show, but you can listen to a story by Suzanne J. Willis while you wait. I talk about behind-the-scenes […]
Wed, 30 Apr 2014 04:00:38 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 205 – Mouse of Wax by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Tue, 15 Apr 2014 04:00:36 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 204 – Gastration by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 203 – The Fifth Corner
Sun, 30 Mar 2014 04:00:52 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 203 – The Fifth Corner by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Thu, 27 Mar 2014 01:13:39 +0000
I complain a lot on the show about being broke and then I beg for money. Adding things up for tax purposes, I just counted last year’s loot and I was touched by the money you guys gave for a few minutes of concentrated stupidity every week or two. Even though I want to stab […]
Episode 202 – Chicken of the Seal
Sat, 15 Mar 2014 04:00:58 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 202 – Chicken of the Seal by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Fri, 28 Feb 2014 05:00:14 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 201 – Cran Francisco by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Fri, 14 Feb 2014 16:41:03 +0000
It’s the 200th episode of Beware the Hairy Mango! A special video episode with the kids and me! Oh, baby! Tell your friends! Spread the word! Ian delivered a much smoother performance in the take after this, but this one was much funnier. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 200 – The Interview by Matthew […]
Thu, 30 Jan 2014 05:00:31 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 199 – Trouser Sauce by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Wed, 15 Jan 2014 05:00:13 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 198 – Hall Monitor by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Thu, 09 Jan 2014 04:22:51 +0000
Huge thanks to Chas from Historic Games (give them some love!) for catching this one on HuffPo. Chas says—and rightly so—, “Never bring a gun to a mango fight!” 80 Year Old Woman Thwarts Robbery By Throwing Mangoes At Thieves Boston News, Weather, Sports | FOX 25 | MyFoxBoston
Mon, 30 Dec 2013 05:00:27 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 197 – Tired Out by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 196 – Fully-Clothed Lunch
Sun, 15 Dec 2013 05:00:06 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 196 – Fully-Clothed Lunch by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Mon, 09 Dec 2013 16:39:38 +0000
Sorry, Gang! Everything’s cool now. I was the problem (no surprise there), accidentally dumping an important WordPress file into another while I was uploading shows today. Thanks to Web Genius Josh Leuze for once again saving me from myself.
Mon, 09 Dec 2013 15:05:46 +0000
The Mango’s all effed up at the moment, folks. I suppose we’ve been hacked or some such thing. We’ll get normal as soon as possible. Sorry!
Sat, 30 Nov 2013 05:00:26 +0000
I’m just making a pain in the ass of myself by reminding you that you can get two more episodes a month by clicking on that “Get the Mango” button to the right and subscribing for four bucks a month! I can’t think of anything you’d like more than to give me a little of […]
Episode 194 – Here’s Not Looking at You, Kid!
Fri, 15 Nov 2013 05:00:21 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 194 – Here’s Not Looking at You, Kid! by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 193 – Swinging Shingles
Wed, 30 Oct 2013 04:00:46 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 193 – Swinging Shingles by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Introducing Beware the Elitist Mango!
Wed, 23 Oct 2013 03:48:03 +0000
It’s the new show everyone (in my house) is talking about: Beware the Elitist Mango! Listen to the promo, go click the pink button over to the right and get twenty-two more Mango shows a year! Son-of-a-bitch!
Tue, 15 Oct 2013 04:00:52 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 192 – The Fouling by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 191 – Easy Bake Lovin’
Mon, 30 Sep 2013 04:00:40 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 191 – Easy Bake Lovin’ by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sun, 15 Sep 2013 04:00:27 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 190 – Straw Poll by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Fri, 30 Aug 2013 04:00:38 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 189 – Bottom Out by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 188 – The Joy of Manufacturing
Thu, 15 Aug 2013 04:00:42 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 188 – The Joy of Manufacturing by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Tue, 30 Jul 2013 04:00:50 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 187 – Nuts Aur Us by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Mon, 15 Jul 2013 04:00:25 +0000
Help make Baby Teeth: Bite-sized Tales of Terror happen! It’s got one of my stories in it! Holy crap! Let me at it! https://www.pledgeme.co.nz/1214 And you can give money straight to our charity while you wait! http://www.booksinhomes.org.nz/Home.aspx Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 186 – Bravissimo by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a […]
Sun, 30 Jun 2013 04:00:01 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 185 – Bob’s Dick by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sat, 15 Jun 2013 04:00:34 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 184 – Heirloom by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Fri, 31 May 2013 04:00:55 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 183 – Pool Man by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 182 – All You Need is Lava
Thu, 30 May 2013 04:00:01 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 182 – All You Need is Lava by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Wed, 29 May 2013 04:00:50 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 181 – Bone Wet by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 180 – A Case of the Lumps
Tue, 28 May 2013 04:00:38 +0000
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Episode 179 – Fight for Yule Life
Mon, 27 May 2013 04:00:25 +0000
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Episode 178 – Fingerless Pants
Sun, 26 May 2013 04:00:57 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 178 – Fingerless Pants by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 177 – Concord and Lacey
Sat, 25 May 2013 04:00:33 +0000
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Episode 176 – Asparagus in the Boys’ Room
Fri, 24 May 2013 04:00:21 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 176 – Asparagus in the Boys’ Room by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Thu, 23 May 2013 04:00:13 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 175 – Computer Porn by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Wed, 22 May 2013 04:00:35 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 174 – Newtreesean by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Tue, 21 May 2013 04:00:00 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 173 – Electric Spoon by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 172 – 110 Degrees in the Shade
Mon, 20 May 2013 04:00:16 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 172 – 110 Degrees in the Shade by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sun, 19 May 2013 04:00:03 +0000
Warning: LOUD! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 171 – Butterfly Lass by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 170 – It’s All Just Hearsmell
Sat, 18 May 2013 04:00:17 +0000
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Episode 169 – The Seventeenth Wise Man
Fri, 17 May 2013 04:00:50 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 169 – The Seventeenth Wise Man by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 168 – Cetacean Creation
Thu, 16 May 2013 04:00:26 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 168 – Cetacean Creation by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Wed, 15 May 2013 04:00:28 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 167 – Movie Gamera by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 166 – Make Like a Leaf and Kill People
Tue, 14 May 2013 04:00:40 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 166 – Make Like a Leaf and Kill People by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 165 – Petroleum Jellyfish
Mon, 13 May 2013 04:00:04 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 165 – Petroleum Jellyfish by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sun, 12 May 2013 18:17:48 +0000
Hey, folks! Just added a Flattr button over to the right of the homepage and to each post. This is a way to support me in a nonPayPalish sort of way. If you don’t know what Flattr is about, check out there website and learn all about it (https://flattr.com/), and if you dig what you […]
Episode 164 – Gettin’ Cold and Heavy
Sun, 12 May 2013 04:00:22 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 164 – Gettin’ Cold and Heavy by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sat, 11 May 2013 04:00:37 +0000
Go lie down on the StarShipSofa! http://www.starshipsofa.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 163 – Potato Plant by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 162 – Riding in Cars with Cars
Fri, 10 May 2013 04:00:11 +0000
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Episode 161 – This Plague is Great!
Thu, 09 May 2013 04:00:21 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 161 – This Plague is Great! by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Wed, 08 May 2013 04:00:08 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 160 – Matty Dread by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Tue, 07 May 2013 04:00:07 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 159 – Cellegraph by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Mon, 06 May 2013 04:00:13 +0000
The possible prequel to today’s episode, Origasmi! https://bewarethehairymango.com/episode-48-origasmi/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 158 – Babygami by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sun, 05 May 2013 20:07:31 +0000
It’s the promo for this thing we’re in! Tell your friends and neighbors and if you want to run this promo on your own show, go right ahead! Thank you!
Episode 157 – Ramón and You and Ramón
Sun, 05 May 2013 04:00:52 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 157 – Ramón and You and Ramón by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sat, 04 May 2013 04:00:20 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 156 – Walkman by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 155 – Down on His Chuck
Fri, 03 May 2013 04:00:29 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 155 – Down on His Chuck by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 154 – The Skin I’m Not Quite In
Thu, 02 May 2013 04:00:06 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 154 – The Skin I’m Not Quite In by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Wed, 01 May 2013 04:00:51 +0000
It’s MuchoMangoMayo 2013! Spread the word! It’s also Part 3 of the Mars trilogy! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 153 – MARShmallow by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Tue, 30 Apr 2013 04:00:21 +0000
Part 2 of the Mars trilogy! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 152 – The Smartians by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Mon, 15 Apr 2013 04:00:10 +0000
Part 1 of the Mars trilogy! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 151 – Peer Pressure by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:45:51 +0000
The remarkably mundane prologue to my shockingly uninteresting Mars trilogy! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 150 – Re-Moon by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sat, 16 Mar 2013 02:02:07 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 149 – The Piñata Club by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 148 – The Slow and the Furious
Thu, 28 Feb 2013 01:49:35 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 148 – The Slow and the Furious by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sat, 16 Feb 2013 18:16:56 +0000
All that waiting and it’s over in 3.3 minutes! It’s the married sex of podcasts! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 147 – Fudgethrower by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 11:30:03 +0000
Sorry, friends and nemeses. The next Mango is probably going to arrive at your earstep somewhere in the middle of the 16th, a day late. We’re always a dollar short.
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 05:00:32 +0000
Listen to me read part 1 of Aborted Love with Chaos Motor at Lucky Pierre’s! http://johnmierau.wordpress.com/2013/01/23/walk-the-fire-episode-13/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 146 – Bisonety Sax by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Aborted Love With Chaos Motor at Lucky Pierre’s part 1!
Fri, 25 Jan 2013 16:56:34 +0000
You know that story of mine I mentioned in the last episode? Well you can hear me read it for free here: http://johnmierau.wordpress.com/2013/01/23/walk-the-fire-episode-13/ Don’t worry, part 2 is coming!
Sun, 20 Jan 2013 02:04:36 +0000
Enjoy my story Aborted Love with Chaos Motor at Lucky Pierre’s in the Walk the Fire anthology here: http://www.amazon.com/Walk-The-Fire-ebook/dp/B009GQYF6E Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 145 – Steamunk by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 144 – Barstool Softener
Sun, 30 Dec 2012 08:12:44 +0000
Listen up! Fred Himebaugh’s magnificent Abraham Lincoln was an Invader from Space! Only 99 cents! Holy Kao! http://www.amazon.com/Abraham-Lincoln-Was-Invader-Space/dp/B009ADN992/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 144 – Barstool Softener by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 143 – Daryl and the Davenport of Death!
Sat, 15 Dec 2012 16:42:31 +0000
A little tribute to Henry McGee before the music! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 143 – Daryl and the Davenport of Death! by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 142 – Out Drinking Water with the Boys
Sun, 02 Dec 2012 17:53:47 +0000
Better late than never! Or maybe not, depending on how you feel about this episode. John, please tell me I can stop ruing now. My ruing arm is sore as hell. Listen closely as I attempt to channel Foster Brooks! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 142 – Out Drinking Water with the Boys by […]
Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:27:51 +0000
Sorry, folks, but episode 142 is going to be a day or two late. Instead of yelling at me, go listen to episode 71 twice. 142 will be just like that.
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 20:12:14 +0000
StarShipSofa does a lot of cool webinars that hook up people like you and me with folk who are successful in creative fields and Tony has sent me some info on the latest. Spider Robinson is going to be talking to participants about writing science fiction and he’s a guy who knows how it works. […]
Thu, 15 Nov 2012 05:00:34 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 141 – Sexoskeleton by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sun, 28 Oct 2012 04:14:04 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 140 – Food Fight! by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sun, 14 Oct 2012 03:05:46 +0000
Hey, folks. I’ve been sticking well to a regular Mango schedule for almost a year and a half now, so you have every right to expect the next show on the 15th. I’m sorry to say that I have to put it off a bit. Super-Supporter and Dear Friend of the show, Emily, who posted […]
Sun, 30 Sep 2012 04:00:04 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 139 – Faster Food by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sun, 30 Sep 2012 01:24:33 +0000
You guys might dig this one. My latest story in the outside world is part of the Walk the Fire anthology and called Aborted Love with Chaos Motor at Lucky Pierre’s, a fun little story about Congolese feminist revolutionaries, teleportation, a machine that does a bunch of crazy crap, a relentless fiancé, and a shitload […]
Sat, 15 Sep 2012 04:03:41 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 138 – Iron Steph by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 137 – You Can’t Keep a Good Meal Down
Thu, 30 Aug 2012 04:00:16 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 137 – You Can’t Keep a Good Meal Down by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 136 – There’s a Crapp for That
Wed, 15 Aug 2012 04:00:21 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 136 – There’s a Crapp for That by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Mon, 30 Jul 2012 04:00:52 +0000
Support the show by subscribing through PayPal’s “Subscribe” button over to the right and you’ll get Shaving Scum: The official newsletter of Beware the Hairy Mango! Crack open the podcast below for only slightly more details! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 135 – Despair Quotes by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative […]
Episode 134 – Cheech the Dragon
Sun, 15 Jul 2012 04:00:46 +0000
Now with added Sofa promo! http://www.starshipsofa.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 134 – Cheech the Dragon by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sat, 30 Jun 2012 04:00:05 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 133 – On a Clear Jay by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Fri, 15 Jun 2012 04:00:24 +0000
Good breather! Welcome back! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 132 – Snow Justice by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Thu, 31 May 2012 04:00:00 +0000
This is it! The not-so-grand finale of MuchoMangoMayo 2012! If this fruity festival stirred your mouse, hit that Donate button over to the right and give us whores a little monetary love! I’m off for a fifteen day break from this mess. Thanks for listening! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 131 – The Pasta […]
Wed, 30 May 2012 04:00:27 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 130 – Doubles Bar by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Tue, 29 May 2012 04:00:57 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 129 – Jelly Buttons by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Mon, 28 May 2012 04:00:43 +0000
Lispomania! Why did I choose a word with an “S” and an “L” right next to each other and then write it three hundred times? Why did I drink a soda right before recording making my spit all pasty? Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 128 – Slugfest by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under […]
Sun, 27 May 2012 04:00:46 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 127 – Axes and Alloys by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sat, 26 May 2012 04:00:38 +0000
Sorry, Gang, I was sick while recording the next four shows! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 126 – 5,318,008 by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 125 – Throwing Owls at People Eating Soup
Fri, 25 May 2012 04:00:08 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 125 – Throwing Owls at People Eating Soup by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 124 – The King and They
Thu, 24 May 2012 04:00:02 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 124 – The King and They by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Wed, 23 May 2012 04:00:30 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 123 – Regret-Me-Not by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 122 – Disengagement Ring
Tue, 22 May 2012 04:00:40 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 122 – Disengagement Ring by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Mon, 21 May 2012 04:00:12 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 121 – Soapslut by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 120 – Frankenstein’s Warm-Up
Sun, 20 May 2012 04:00:16 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 120 – Frankenstein’s Warm-Up by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sat, 19 May 2012 04:00:01 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 119 – The Cake Plague by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 118 – The Terrier Brush Man
Fri, 18 May 2012 04:00:14 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 118 – The Terrier Brush Man by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 117 – It’s a Wonderful Life
Thu, 17 May 2012 04:00:01 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 117 – It’s a Wonderful Life by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Wed, 16 May 2012 04:00:31 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 116 – Clarence Sale by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Tue, 15 May 2012 04:00:18 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 115 – It’s Snot Love by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 114 – No More Doggie Style
Mon, 14 May 2012 04:00:08 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 114 – No More Doggy Style by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 113 – What’s the Matter with Calves Today?
Sun, 13 May 2012 04:00:00 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 113 – What’s the Matter with Calves Today? by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sat, 12 May 2012 04:00:40 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 112 – Breakwinder by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Fri, 11 May 2012 04:00:10 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 111 – Collecting Bill by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Thu, 10 May 2012 04:00:01 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 110 – The Icee Planet by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 109 – Stevery Deprivation
Wed, 09 May 2012 04:00:14 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 109 – Stevery Deprivation by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 108 – Hobo with a Trebuchet
Tue, 08 May 2012 04:00:36 +0000
For those of you who don’t have a trebuchet around the house: Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 108 – Hobo with a Trebuchet by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Mon, 07 May 2012 04:00:54 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 107 – Even Twilighter by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sun, 06 May 2012 04:00:38 +0000
Here’s me on the SFF Audio podcast! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 106 – Postcog by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sat, 05 May 2012 04:00:28 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 105 – The Manny Cure by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 104 – Fistfight in the Vegetable Patch!
Fri, 04 May 2012 04:00:59 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 104 – Fistfight in the Vegetable Patch! by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 103 – The Sexy Duckling
Thu, 03 May 2012 04:00:24 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 103 – The Sexy Duckling by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Thu, 03 May 2012 03:31:04 +0000
Here’s a just-made promo for this thing you already knew about! MuchoMangoMayo 2012 promo by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 102 – Upstairs, Cownstairs
Wed, 02 May 2012 04:00:15 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 102 – Upstairs, Cownstairs by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Tue, 01 May 2012 04:00:18 +0000
MuchoMangoMayo 2012 begins! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 101 – On the Net by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sun, 15 Apr 2012 04:00:33 +0000
It’s our first ever video episode! Oh, baby! And it’s even worse than all our non-video episodes! What you see here is actually our second rehearsal, which we all agreed was much more entertaining than our final take, so we went with this. MuchoMayo thanks to my daughter, Ivory Elizabeth Smith, and my son, Ian […]
Stop helping now! You’re awesome!
Sat, 31 Mar 2012 02:00:46 +0000
Wow! That was fast. I met my goal thanks to you guys and it was probably one of the shorter fundraisers in history. You people are frickin’ awesome! I’m trading up to deluxe ketchup! No, wait. I don’t want to squander it. No need to send me any more money at the moment, unless you’ve […]
Sat, 31 Mar 2012 00:36:13 +0000
The Boy’s car went kerplunk and I had to lay down hundreds on that and now a special convergence of bills this week has me considering selling lemonade this weekend. I need a little dough, like maybe $60. It would mean the difference between eating boiled Ramen noodles for a whole week and crunching Ramen […]
Fri, 30 Mar 2012 04:00:58 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 99 – The Grafter by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Thu, 15 Mar 2012 04:00:10 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 98 – Dublin it Up by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 97 – Buddy Firesprinklernose
Wed, 29 Feb 2012 05:00:37 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 97 – Buddy Firesprinklernose by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:21:16 +0000
Here’s the latest addition to the Mangallery. Another one of me by Craig Webster, known to millions as Skelly Rocker. It’s funny that I’ve been on this Earth nearly 43 years now, and thanks to this fan art, I’m only now beginning to appreciate how bulbous my nose truly is. Thank you, everybody! Send your […]
Wed, 15 Feb 2012 05:00:18 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 96 – Staplear by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:36:38 +0000
As you may have heard, we’re looking for your fan art (known in fan circles as fart) to grace our barren pages. Send your fart in jpeg form to bewarethehairymango@gmail.com and if it was meant for human eyes, we’ll post it at our brand new Mangallery! You can illustrate episodes, the Mango, or any other […]
Episode 95 – The Refurbished Man
Mon, 30 Jan 2012 05:00:26 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 95 – The Refurbished Man by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Read one of my Mango-inspired stories!
Tue, 24 Jan 2012 01:25:43 +0000
My story, Electric Ladyland, is available in StarShipSofa Stories, Vol. 3. It started as a plain old science fiction story, until I asked myself, “What if the narrator spoke like Beware the Hairy Mango sounds?” And then it got nutty from there. If you want to get your hands on a copy, click the link. […]
Sun, 15 Jan 2012 05:00:09 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 94 – Cowpokin’! by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Fri, 30 Dec 2011 05:00:54 +0000
Back to abnormal! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 93 – Nexoskeleton by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 92 – The Careerist’s Guide to the Sea, Part 4
Thu, 15 Dec 2011 05:00:17 +0000
The Big Crappy Finale! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 92 – The Careerist’s Guide to the Sea, Part 4 by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 91 – The Careerist’s Guide to the Sea, Part 3
Wed, 30 Nov 2011 05:00:18 +0000
Our longest episode ever! Almost like a real podcast! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 91 – The Careerist’s Guide to the Sea, Part 3 by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 90 – The Careerist’s Guide to the Sea, Part 2
Tue, 15 Nov 2011 05:00:56 +0000
WARNING – This gets loud in here! Come listen to John Mierau’s ASUNDER! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 90 – The Careerist’s Guide to the Sea, Part 2 by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 89 – The Careerist’s Guide to the Sea, Part 1
Sun, 30 Oct 2011 04:01:21 +0000
First in a four part series! If you don’t like it, fast-forward to December 30th. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 89 – The Careerist’s Guide to the Sea, Part 1 by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sat, 15 Oct 2011 04:00:17 +0000
Inform yourself, or better yet, let Disalmanac inform you: http://disalmanac.wordpress.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 88 – Halfway House by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Fri, 30 Sep 2011 05:03:32 +0000
Get at least one type of Mango 24 hours a day! Mango! http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/mango/ Big thanks for the tip to @Chivalrybean! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 87 – Second Puberty by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Thu, 29 Sep 2011 16:40:44 +0000
Sorry, folks. Although I’ve been sticking to a rigid schedule for the past few months, episode 87 is going to be anywhere from 1 to 15 hours late. Seems the Mango thought he’d have some fun by donning a bald wig. He didn’t expect his foolery to be so thick that I might nearly eat […]
Episode 86 – The Can Man Can’t
Thu, 15 Sep 2011 04:00:30 +0000
The Mango’s tribute to stuff you can put on toast! Can’t believe we forgot the toe jam. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 86 – The Can Man Can’t by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Tue, 30 Aug 2011 04:01:48 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 85 – Bouncy House by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Mon, 15 Aug 2011 04:01:24 +0000
Holy crap! I’ve been telling you to go to SF Signal for dozens of episodes and I’ve never stuck the link on the sidebar to the right. I suck! That egregious error has been fixed. Go visit the best science fiction blog ever and the only one that loves the Mango so much, you can […]
Episode 83 – The Chimney Sweep and the Steeplejack
Sat, 30 Jul 2011 04:01:50 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 83 – The Chimney Sweep and the Steeplejack by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 82 – Jimmy Holds the Line
Fri, 15 Jul 2011 04:01:06 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 82 – Jimmy Holds the Line by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episiode 81 – They Call Me Johnny Eggroll
Thu, 30 Jun 2011 04:01:22 +0000
Dig you some Ryan Browne brilliance! God Hates Astronauts: http://www.godhatesastronauts.com/ Blast Furnace: http://blastfurnacecomic.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 81 – They Call Me Johnny Eggroll by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 80 – A Hell of a Licking
Wed, 15 Jun 2011 02:00:00 +0000
Big announcement lurks within! Just hit the damned “play” button already! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 80 – A Hell of a Licking by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 79 – A Question of Benefits
Tue, 31 May 2011 04:01:46 +0000
WOOOOOOOOO!!!!! It’s the final day of MuchoMangoMayo! Thanks to everybody who toughed it out. Don’t expect another show for a couple of weeks. I have to go lie down. Check out the first installment starring our team of intrepid adventurers right here: Episode 5 – Just Another Day at the Job Beware the Hairy Mango […]
Episode 78 – Wedding the Dress
Mon, 30 May 2011 04:01:01 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 78 – Wedding the Dress by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 77 – Sex, Ice Cream, Sex
Sun, 29 May 2011 04:01:37 +0000
Check out the magnificent StarShipSofa podcast today! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 77 – Sex, Ice Cream, Sex by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 76 – Purgatory is for Pencils
Sat, 28 May 2011 04:01:14 +0000
Take your number 2 firmly in hand and read today’s story at Everyday Weirdness! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 76 – Purgatory is for Pencils by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 75 – Herb, Accelerated
Fri, 27 May 2011 04:07:47 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 75 – Herb, Accelerated by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 74 – Those Darned Aliens
Thu, 26 May 2011 04:01:26 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 74 – Those Darned Aliens by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 73 – Short Stories with Long Titles
Wed, 25 May 2011 04:01:54 +0000
Get Tales for Canterbury, read great stories and help out with New Zealand’s earthquake relief efforts! http://talesforcanterbury.wordpress.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 73 – Short Stories With Long Titles by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 72 – Stick With Me, Baby
Tue, 24 May 2011 03:59:04 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 72 – Stick With Me, Baby by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 71 – Stretching for Victory
Mon, 23 May 2011 04:01:45 +0000
Oops! In order for this episode to work, pretend the Rapture was yesterday instead of the day before yesterday. This is what happens when you get ahead of yourself. Or when I get ahead of Iself. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 71 – Stretching for Victory by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a […]
Sun, 22 May 2011 04:01:56 +0000
I’m really loud in this one. Sorry! Scat works me up. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 70 – Scatman by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sat, 21 May 2011 04:01:06 +0000
The all sex episode! Turn down the lights and lock the kids out!
Episode 68 – The Secret Lives of Sinister Shoes
Fri, 20 May 2011 04:01:28 +0000
Mankind’s tentative first step toward the Frog Launcher! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 68 – The Secret Lives of Sinister Shoes by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Thu, 19 May 2011 04:01:33 +0000
YES! Please send me to the place where I, too, can get a copy of Fred Heimbaugh’s wonderful new single, Earth Girl for just $0.99! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 67 – Frog Magnet by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 66 – Such Genius Like You’ve Never Seen Before
Wed, 18 May 2011 04:01:37 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 66 – Such Genius Like You’ve Never Seen Before by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 65 – Puppy Dog Capital of the World
Tue, 17 May 2011 04:01:05 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 65 – Puppy Dog Capital of the World by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Mon, 16 May 2011 04:01:49 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 64 – The Eighth Age by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sun, 15 May 2011 04:01:06 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 63 – The Goatway by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 62 – Special Meducation
Sat, 14 May 2011 04:01:20 +0000
Hilarious Lovecraft related fun! This HPLLP Life: http://hppodcraft.com/index.php/2010/11/17/this-hpllp-life/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 62 – Special Meducation by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 61 – The Gift of the Canine
Fri, 13 May 2011 04:01:19 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 61 – The Gift of the Canine by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Thu, 12 May 2011 04:01:38 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 60 – The Clean Man by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Wed, 11 May 2011 04:01:17 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 59 – V-9 by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Tue, 10 May 2011 04:01:00 +0000
Today’s frothy show includes politics and pee-drinking! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 58 – The Surge by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Mon, 09 May 2011 04:01:13 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 57 – Eat Me is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 56 – Squeezing One Out
Sun, 08 May 2011 04:01:50 +0000
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Episode 55 – The Stupidity of Washing Fish
Sat, 07 May 2011 04:01:29 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 55 – The Stupidity of Washing Fish by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 54 – Me and My Big Head
Fri, 06 May 2011 04:01:44 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 54 – Me and My Big Head by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Thu, 05 May 2011 04:01:21 +0000
Happy Cinco de MuchoMangoMayo! Enjoy some big-ass Mangoritas! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 53 – Sane Cow Disease by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Wed, 04 May 2011 04:01:49 +0000
Get a great book full of wonderful stories (including one by Mango fan and New Zealander, Grant Stone!) and help out New Zealand’s earthquake victims! Tales for Canterbury: http://talesforcanterbury.wordpress.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 52 – Breadburger by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 51 – The Flying Leatherthroats
Tue, 03 May 2011 04:01:36 +0000
Dune Re-Dub! Watch this shit through, cuz it rocks! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 51 – The Flying Leatherthroats by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Mon, 02 May 2011 04:01:22 +0000
Badger! Badger! Badger! (Thank you, John DeNardo of SF Signal for turning us onto this!) Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 50 – The Anarchist by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 49 – We Were Our Underwear
Sun, 01 May 2011 04:01:10 +0000
Welcome to the big, stinking kick-off of MuchoMangoMayo! Strap in, strap on and get uncomfortable. It’s going to be a hell of a long month! WARNING! LOTS OF LOUD STUFF IN THIS SHOW! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 49 – We were Our Underwear by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons […]
Sat, 16 Apr 2011 06:31:38 +0000
WARNING! Nasty situations abound in this episode! Help Another Brother Out and pick up an autographed copy of Bryan Thomas Schmidt’s book! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 48 – Origasmi by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Wed, 13 Apr 2011 03:52:30 +0000
Just want to pop in and say I haven’t forgotten you, especially since I didn’t know any of you in the first place. The new episode should be up around Friday or Saturday. It’s been over a month and I thank those of you who haven’t wandered off to listen to some other podcast. Those […]
Episode 47 – Marv, Mostly Unloved
Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:40:16 +0000
Listen to this episode for the biggest announcement since the beginning of time! MuchoMangoMayo! Listen to Miette reading F. Scott Fitzgerald’s Jemima, The Mountain Girl: http://www.miettecast.com/2005/11/18/jemima-the-mountain-girl/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 47 – Marv, Mostly Unloved by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Thu, 10 Feb 2011 18:32:12 +0000
Go read my story at Tor.com, Beauty Belongs to the Flowers. I wasn’t going to mention this here, because it’s so unMangoish (It’s long and serious), but there are some crossover fans, so maybe you’ll dig it too.
Episode 46 – The Laughter of the Chicken-Wieners
Wed, 09 Feb 2011 01:48:20 +0000
A special VD show, just in time for the holiday! Hold onto your goods and enjoy the ride! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 46 – The Laughter of the Chicken Wieners by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 45 – More Than a Muffin
Thu, 20 Jan 2011 02:59:42 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 45 – More Than A Muffin by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 44 – A Coupla Shorties
Thu, 23 Dec 2010 06:17:50 +0000
Sing your love out to the Man of the Hour, Mr. Patrick Hester, the guy who brought the music back into our lives! Check him out at these fine establishments: http://www.atfmb.com/ http://twitter.com/atfmb AND . . . The proof of my precognitive abilities: http://www.autoblog.com/2008/12/20/iowa-town-de-ices-roads-with-garlic-salt/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 44 – A Coupla Shorties by […]
Episode 43 – They Call Me Mr. Stinkypants
Tue, 09 Nov 2010 17:45:07 +0000
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Episode 42 – A Diet That Works and Ifs, Ands or Buts
Sun, 17 Oct 2010 20:10:06 +0000
And we’re back! Thanks for your patience! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode42 – A Diet That Works and Ifs Ands or Buts by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sun, 03 Oct 2010 22:08:50 +0000
Sorry, gang. Someone hacked the site months ago (If you want to see how, just google ‘bewarethehairymango.com’ and you’ll understand). Anyway, because I am an inconsiderate host, I just started dealing with the problem today. And because I am dumb, it’s very slow going. So give me a couple few days and don’t be surprised […]
Episode 41 – Leonardo Da Countertop
Sun, 12 Sep 2010 03:49:40 +0000
Warning: This episode contains volume spikes, dirty words and a poem concerning the happenings of my ding-ding. Check out SF Signal here: http://sfsignal.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 41 – Leonardo Da Countertop by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Sun, 22 Aug 2010 19:42:55 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 40 – Joe the Larry by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 39 – Pain Comes Not to the Bananaman
Sun, 01 Aug 2010 03:14:01 +0000
Maybe the last GUD show! Long since the last good show, anyway. Visit our ball-kicking sponsor! http://www.gudmagazine.com/ And then Look Around You. You might like what you see. Or you might run screaming. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jPPD8ZF850&feature=player_embedded Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 39 – Pain Comes Not to the Bananaman by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under […]
Episode 38 – Passions in Orbit, a Stirring in the Pants
Sun, 18 Jul 2010 16:43:37 +0000
Read this week’s story here: http://pandora.nla.gov.au/pan/10063/20070301-0000/www.antisf.com/stories/story07.html And other great stuff here at Antipodean SF: http://www.antisf.com.au/ And remember to visit our swell sponsor: http://www.gudmagazine.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 38 – Passions in Orbit, A Stirring in the Pants by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 37 – An Epic Tale of Love and Can-Opening
Sat, 03 Jul 2010 17:07:24 +0000
Explore our sponsor’s wonderful mag! http://www.gudmagazine.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 37 – An Epic Tale of Love and Can-Opening by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 36 – Truck Stop and Climbing Trees
Mon, 14 Jun 2010 23:43:00 +0000
Check out Jeff Lane’s This Paper World here: http://jefflaneaudiobooks.com/ And don’t forget our sponsor’s guddy guddy gumdrops here! http://www.gudmagazine.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 36 – Truck Stop and Climbing Trees by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Episode 35 – The Fall of the House of Light
Sat, 29 May 2010 02:26:37 +0000
Click all over our sponsor, the incredible GUD Magazine!http://www.gudmagazine.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 35 – The Fall of the House of Light by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Episode 34 – The Bigger The Cushion
Mon, 17 May 2010 19:58:57 +0000
Love up our sponsor, the delightful GUD Magazine! http://www.gudmagazine.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 34 – The Bigger the Cushion by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Fri, 07 May 2010 15:27:01 +0000
I finally fixed the Mango’s RSS and iTunes problems. Turns out my feed settings were all wonky. All episodes should be available now, whether you subscribe from here or there! Many thanks to Jeff Lane and all of his Audio Books who know this crap a hell of a lot better than I do!
Fri, 07 May 2010 02:38:38 +0000
Seek out our sponsor, the magnificent GUD Magazine! http://www.gudmagazine.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 33 – The Blower by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Episode 32 – Finally, A Computer For Everyone Else
Tue, 27 Apr 2010 15:56:28 +0000
Check out our sponsor, the awesome GUD Magazine! http://www.gudmagazine.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 32 – Finally, A Computer For Everyone Else by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Wherein I Am Reduced To Begging
Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:58:41 +0000
Hey, Gang, I’m in a bit of a spot. My wild divorced lifestyle filled with macaroni and cheese dinners has finally caught up with me. If you’ve donated to the Mango in the past, I am eternally grateful and this message is not directed at you. If you have never donated to this show and […]
Wed, 14 Apr 2010 03:25:24 +0000
The singing of the Marvel songs! WARNING! Sudden bursts of volume may make you uncomfortable. Sorry! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 31 – Carl’s Best by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Episode 30 – Notes from the Bottomless Pit
Fri, 02 Apr 2010 19:44:07 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 30 – Notes from the Bottomless Pit by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:34:54 +0000
I picked the podcasting plug-in that I did, specifically for that download button directly beneath the player. It has disappeared and I don’t where it went. It may have crawled off the screen and is now hiding in a dark corner of my home. If I find, I’ll stick it back onto the screen with […]
Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:30:38 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 29 – Road Trip by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Episode 28 – Karma and the Lucky Man
Sun, 14 Mar 2010 01:34:43 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 28 – Karma and the Lucky Man by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Sat, 27 Feb 2010 23:08:54 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 27 – Jim Comes Out by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Due To Life Beyond Our Control
Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:21:33 +0000
Sorry, folks. I know it’s been a while. Life has been as hairy as the proverbial Mango as of late. The site was down for something like the last twelve hours because I screwed up while backing up its database. I now have to update WordPress — Well, you don’t care. I’m shooting for Saturday […]
Sun, 07 Feb 2010 22:00:51 +0000
A double shot today! That’s right! 2, two, II pieces by me, you fortunate scoundrels! Running Downhill, Naked and The Adventures of Smart Guy! Love them! Today’s promo leads you to the darkened halls of The Drabblecast. Venture within! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 26 – Double Shot! by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed […]
Sat, 30 Jan 2010 22:54:23 +0000
Click this thing to enjoy Fred Himebaugh’s “They’re Made Out Of Meat.” Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 25 – Signs is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Episode 24 – Saturday Night, Wasted at Bill's
Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:09:36 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 24 – Saturday Night, Wasted at Bill’s by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Episode 23 – The Conquest of the Pumpkins
Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:25:13 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 23 – The Conquest of the Pumpkins by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Fluff and Buttons at Cossmass Infinities
Sat, 02 Jan 2010 06:56:20 +0000
If you’re here (you are here, aren’t you?), then you like audio and you like my stories. That means you’ll like the first episode of the brand new speculative fiction podcast, Cossmass Infinities. It features my short story Fluff and Buttons on the Teddy Bear Range, a simultaneously grim and ridiculous tale of teddy bears […]
Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:59:27 +0000
Since we’ve got a whole year before Santa’s return, this episode contains all sorts of naughty things! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 22 – Today’s Special by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
StarShipSofa's Spider Robinson Fundraiser!
Wed, 30 Dec 2009 05:22:23 +0000
From my blog: Click here to help Spider and Jeanne Robinson! Today’s the big day! I hope that all of you are out there blogging about StarShipSofa’s fundraiser for Spider and Jeanne Robinson. We had a fantastic response on Twitter yesterday. Thanks to all of you who tweeted and re-tweeted. I saw something like two-hundred […]
Sun, 20 Dec 2009 02:47:05 +0000
Sorry, gang. I didn’t mean it to turn out this way, but it will probably be another week or so before episode 22 hits you in the ears. I have a lot to do between now and then. Hang strong!
Episode 21 – Mabel, Like Medusa
Sat, 12 Dec 2009 00:27:16 +0000
Related News Item: Funyuns Still Outselling Responsibilityuns Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 21 – Mabel, Like Medusa by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Episode 20 – The Creepy Little Mailbox Man
Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:20:29 +0000
Enjoy Everyday Weirdness! http://everydayweirdness.com/ Follow Everyday Weirdness on Twitter http://twitter.com/everydayWeird Read The Creepy Little Mailbox Man! http://everydayweirdness.com/e/20090322/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 20 – The Creepy Little Mailbox Man by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Episode 19 – The Nelson's Tarp Brass Band War of 1983
Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:33:12 +0000
This one is dedicated to Lauren, a band nerd I occasionally work with. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 19 – The Nelson’s Tarp Brass Band War of 1983 by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:30:04 +0000
Here we go! I just put together this promo. Give it a listen, tell me what you think. Let me know if you think it’s too long. I hear longish promos on other podcasts, so it might be cool. I don’t know.
Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:51:07 +0000
Today’s show features our very first guest! Please help me in welcoming my son, Ian Alexander Sanborn Smith! Cake Wrecks! Laugh until cake comes out of your nose. Then submit the resulting picture! (Not to me, please.) http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 18 – The Solution by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under […]
Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:28:04 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 17 – Tahiti Screams by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Episode 16 – The Fall of the Soy Milkers
Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:53:11 +0000
Art Frahm: A study of the effects of celery on loose elastic Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 16 – The Fall of the Soy Milkers by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Episode 15 – Maisy Made Croutons
Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:03:40 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 15 – Maisy Made Croutons by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:43:04 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 14 – We Became a Star by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:03:08 +0000
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 13 – High School Days by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Episode 12 – The Next Vampire Story
Thu, 15 Oct 2009 03:47:11 +0000
Michael Swanwick’s “The Periodic Table of Science Fiction” Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 12 – The Next Vampire Story by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Episode 11 – How a Telepathic Ladder Visits his Brother Across the Country
Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:07:08 +0000
StarShipSofa – Great science fiction, non-fiction and discussion every single week! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 11 – How a Telepathic Ladder Visits his Brother Across the Country by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Episode 10 – Gifts from the Lawn
Mon, 05 Oct 2009 03:18:05 +0000
Getting closer to normal. Wait, that’s a bad thing . . . Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 10 – Gifts from the Lawn by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Fri, 02 Oct 2009 23:31:14 +0000
I hope this one came out okay. I’m learning to use Audacity. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 9 – Boss Conversion by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Break-In at Mango Headquarters!
Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:51:24 +0000
Gah! Someone busted into the homebase yesterday and absconded with my laptop! It only had ALL of my work on it. The place has been re-secured and steps will be taken to bring you episode 9 right on time tomorrow afternoon, but the Mango could use your financial support now more than ever before. I […]
Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:02:44 +0000
Gorilla Glue! http://www.gorillaglue.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 8 – City of Killers by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Episode 7 – The Monopoly Man and I Flee for Our Lives
Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:47:39 +0000
Terry Border’s wonderful Bent Objects Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 7 – The Monopoly Man and I Flee for Our Lives by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Sun, 20 Sep 2009 19:55:56 +0000
A few bad words. Maybe you should just assume there will always be naughtiness happening here and just feel disappointed when there isn’t any. Radio Free Hipster This is Your Brain on Kafka Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 6 – BOB! by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 […]
Episode 5 – Just Another Day at the Job
Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:41:54 +0000
Naughty word alert! It worked so well the last time . . . It’s been a great first week. I hope everybody out there enjoys the show and will listen in on future episodes. I’ll be releasing two episodes a week beginning next week. Please let me know what you think. Hooray! This just in: […]
Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:26:05 +0000
This episode merits a naughty word alert! Ah, you’re going to listen now, aren’t you? Post your comments here on whether you think my straight-laced story Barry Takes a Step should be on the show. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 4 – Secondary Stars by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons […]
Episode 3 – Another Batch of Spritz
Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:50:49 +0000
Join the Beanbag Commune within. The best way to listen to Dublin, The Invisible Tour Guide. Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 3 – Another Batch of Spritz is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Episode 2 – Three Little Girls
Tue, 15 Sep 2009 03:28:04 +0000
It’s been a long hard road, but we finally made it to Episode 2. I beg you to enjoy it! And if you like Beware the Hairy Mango, you’ll adore Frank Key’s brilliant podcast, Hooting Yard Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 2 – Three Little Girls by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a […]
Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:07:02 +0000
Yay!! The Mango, she is budding. Welcome to the very first episode of Beware the Hairy Mango. Tonight’s episode – Empire! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 1 – Empire! by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be […]