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Lasers & Losers


5 episodes

(Actual number of episodes significantly different than number of episodes as recorded in database.)
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Synopsis:

In Lasers & Losers, a sci-fi table top RPG, a galaxy suffering calls out for heroes, paragons of good virtue to bring light to the darkness of space. Anyway, it’s definitely not these four. Join this group of mercenaries as they journey across the galaxy likely leaving it in a worse state than they found it.


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Language: English

Format: Audio RPG

RPG System: Homebrew

Continuity: Longform

Writing: Improvised

Voices: Full cast

Narrator: Second Person

Genres: Science fiction

Soundscape: Voices only

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Episodes:

Ep.5 - Suspicious Fish

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Our losers find themselves carrying out their mission for the devilishly handsome crimson moon representative. How will they make their way through security, and more importantly, how do they plan on getting out alive with the cargo? One thing's for sure: it smells awful fishy round here...


This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.


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Ep.4 - Two Pints of IPA & a Pack of Jelly Beans

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT

Our loveable losers find themselves mysteriously transported out of the Zu'rai structure... but where are they now? Recent developments call for more protection and a trip to the black market, but questions remain. Will Lambda be able to master himself? And what more could this devilishly handsome cowboy want from Dayron?


This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.


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Ep.3 - Urine for a Treat

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

The Losers traverse the mines with the elusive Dr Chutka, in search of a mysterious ancient vault. Full to the brim with wonder, curiosity and hopefully... good loot.


Along the way Vexo gets an ace in the hole, Dayron finds a vibrating stick, Lambda hides and Balion tells his foes where to shove it.


Just another day in the Provectus Galaxy.


This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.


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Ep.2 - 3 Deaths and a HR Violation

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 23:55:00 GMT

Our group of losers with lasers make their way to Dr Chutka. Will they be able to find this yellow mystery and where will he take them? Meanwhile, Dayron's secret mission from the Crimson Moon weighs heavy on his mind. Lambda remains a confusing mystery. Vexo still dreams of a return to his glory days and Balion has bold designs on using his new weapon.


This can only end well...


This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.


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Ep.1 - A Sad Space Elephant

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 05:00:38 GMT

Four strangers. A sad elephant. Space. How do all these things fit together? Find out, as these four losers take a job from infamous headhunter Big D. Smooth Sailing right? Wait...is that a sexy space cowboy?


This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual references, violence, drug/alcohol use, intense themes, and situations some listeners may find distressing/offensive. Listener discretion is advised. All places, characters, and names mentioned are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons (living or deceased) or locations is purely coincidental.


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