12 Scary Days of Christmas (short song)

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 19:29:29 -0400

OK, here are the lyrics. Song comes with appropriate sound FX and a bit of stuff at the end.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me a Harpee in a pear tree

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me two where wolves

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me three black shucks

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four headless horsemen    

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me five Bloody hell Kens

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me six Banshee’s wailing

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me seven Vampire’s drinking

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me eight poltergeist knocking

On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me nine Naz-guls’s hunting

On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me ten mine o taur’s mooing

On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me eleven triffids stinging

On the 12 day of Christmas, my true love sent to me twelve Zombie’s feeding

Hi Everyone, a bit of daftness for the season. “The 12 Scary Days of Christmas” Song generated using the excellent SUNO AI music, with sound effects added by me (for credits, see below) and some very English type daftness at the end.

Please Note:

• The tune is not The 12 Days of Christmas, but it’s a banging tune that builds up nicely. (The alternative would have been me singing the song, but that would have been terrifying!)
• It briefly gets the number of days wrong in the middle, but who cares
• It’s short; it just runs through the numbers 1 to 12 without repeating
• The “5 Bloody Hell Kens” is a reference to the excellent ‘Uncanny’ podcast/radio show – a must for all lovers of real-life supernatural stories. 
• https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/m0010x7c

Merry Christmas to you all – please say hi!

(PS A Black Shuck is a demon dog in English folklore that portends death).

Sound FX Credits:

CREAHmn_Werewolf Howl, Single_Nicholas Judy_TDC by designerschoice -- https://freesound.org/s/805436/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

The Great Dane that Loves To Bark, I Mean Really Bark! – Barking Space https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rnaoviYL_c

Barking SpaceHarpy Sound Effects - Steve Myers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hgs65eHILs                                               

Banshee Scream - Sound Effect – mixsoundsedits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVunMd76_NQ

Vampire Attack and Sucking Blood Sound EFX – Halloween Soundshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAduU-S6aT

Nazgul – Me and Audacity!

A Bull Moo-ing - Ambry Acres https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09DI3vVfAT8

whiplash sound effect - sound effects paradise

Zombie Eating Sound Effects - Sound Effects Store

Angry Dog Barking Loudly - n Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6OBIbMtv40

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