EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread
9 episodes
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Welcome to The Quick And The Dread - now in audio form...
Journey into the weird and wild tall tales of Dan Long's horror-comedy anthology via an array of amazing vocal talent.
From spooky seances to doomed dates, haunted tech to reanimated birds, it's time to plug in, suspend disbelief and step into the unknown... and catch EARWORMS!
danlong.substack.com
Language: English
Format: Audio Book
Continuity: Anthology
Writing: Scripted
Voices: Solo
Narrator: Third Person
Genres: Horror
Soundscape: Voices only
Completion status: Not applicable
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Episodes:
THE NIGHT ABOVE CHRISTMAS - EARWORMS VERSION
Sat, 06 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT
THE NIGHT ABOVE CHRISTMAS by Dan Long
Narrated by Ellie Rhodes
In space, when you’re all alone, the holiday season can seem very far away…
This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long.
You can find the original written version of this story right here.
And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com, or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts.
Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful!
CREDITS:
Story by Dan Long
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette
* Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette
* Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social
* Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette
* Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread
* Substack - danlong.substack.com
Narrated by Ellie Rhodes
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/elliejoypanic/
* Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/elliejoypanic.bsky.social
* Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/elliejoypanic
* YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@elliejoypanic
Audio production by K Galaxia
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/
* YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia
The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE….
You can also pick up a set of button pin badges to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here.
Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox.
This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com
THE FIRST DODO - EARWORMS VERSION
Sat, 22 Nov 2025 10:55:00 GMT
THE FIRST DODO by Dan Long
Narrated by Eleanor
Science, religion and ambition collide during a press conference at London Zoo…
This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long.
You can find the original written version of this story right here.
And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com, or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts.
Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful!
CREDITS:
Story by Dan Long
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette
* Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette
* Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social
* Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette
* Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread
* Substack - danlong.substack.com
Narrated by Eleanor
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/musechick/
* Twitter - https://x.com/musechick/
Audio production by K Galaxia
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/
* YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia
The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE….
You can also pick up a set of button pin badges to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here.
Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox.
This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com
ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE - EARWORMS VERSION
Sun, 02 Nov 2025 11:00:00 GMT
ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE by Dan Long
Narrated by Millicent Thomas
A shortcut to success brings strange results to the life of an untalented artist…
This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long.
You can find the original written version of this story right here.
And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com, or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts.
Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful!
CREDITS:
Story by Dan Long
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette
* Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette
* Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social
* Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette
* Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread
* Substack - danlong.substack.com
Narrated by Millicent Thomas
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/whatmillread
* Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/millicenttho
Audio production by K Galaxia
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/
* YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia
The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE….
You can also pick up a set of button pin badges to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here.
Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox.
This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com
SEND IT, CHEF! - EARWORMS VERSION
Thu, 30 Oct 2025 11:00:00 GMT
SEND IT, CHEF! by Dan Long
Narrated by Ellie Rhodes
An old recipe book serves up delicious meals - and an unexpected friendship…
This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long.
You can find the original written version of this story right here.
And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com, or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts.
Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful!
CREDITS:
Story by Dan Long
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette
* Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette
* Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social
* Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette
* Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread
* Substack - danlong.substack.com
Narrated by Ellie Rhodes
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/elliejoypanic/
* Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/elliejoypanic.bsky.social
* Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/elliejoypanic
* YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@elliejoypanic
Audio production by K Galaxia
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/
* YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia
The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE….
You can also pick up a set of button pin badges to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here.
Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox.
This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com
COULDN'T SCARE LESS! - EARWORMS VERSION
Tue, 07 Oct 2025 10:17:10 GMT
Couldn’t Scare Less! by Dan Long
Narrated by Tamoor Hussain
A podcast host gets the inside scoop on his guest’s creepy childhood trauma...
This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long.
You can find the original written version of this story right here.
And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com, or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts.
Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful!
CREDITS:
Story by Dan Long
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette
* Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette
* Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social
* Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette
* Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread
* Substack - danlong.substack.com
Narrated by Tamoor Hussain
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tamoorh/
* Twitter - https://x.com/tamoorh
Audio production by K Galaxia
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/
* YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia
The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE….
You can also pick up a set of button pin badges to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here.
Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox.
This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com
WALLDAY'S WONDER - EARWORMS VERSION
Sat, 27 Sep 2025 11:00:00 GMT
WALLDAY’S WONDER by Dan Long
Narrated by Kara Dennison
A Victorian ‘tech bro’ prepares to present a brand new invention to the world…
This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long.
You can find the original written version of this story right here.
And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com, or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts.
Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful!
CREDITS:Story by Dan Long
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette
* Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette
* Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social
* Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette
* Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread
* Substack - danlong.substack.com
Narrated by Kara Dennison
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/rubycosmos/
* Twitter - https://x.com/RubyCosmos
Audio production by K Galaxia
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/
* YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia
The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE….
You can also pick up a set of button pin badges to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here.
Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox.
This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com
CUPID'S ARROW - EARWORMS VERSION
Sat, 20 Sep 2025 11:00:00 GMT
CUPID’S ARROW by Dan Long
Narrated by Lucy James
A dating app addict waits for his latest romantic conquest to arrive…
This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long.
You can find the original written version of this story right here.
And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com, or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts.
Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful!
CREDITS:
Story by Dan Long
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette
* Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette
* Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social
* Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette
* Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread
* Substack - danlong.substack.com
Narrated by Lucy James
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/lucyjamesgames
* Twitter - https://x.com/lucyjamesgames
Audio production by K Galaxia
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/
* YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia
The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE….
You can also pick up a set of button pin badges to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here.
Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox.
This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com
Sat, 23 Aug 2025 11:00:00 GMT
THE VEIL by Dan Long
Narrated by Ben Kearns
A medium introduces new clients to the spirit realm in the hope of lining his pockets…
This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long.
You can find the original written version of this story right here.
And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com, or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts.
Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful!
CREDITS:
Story by Dan Long
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette
* Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette
* Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social
* Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette
* Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread
* Substack - https://danlong.substack.com
Narrated by Ben Kearns
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/benkearns96reels
* Twitter - https://x.com/BenKearns6
* TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@benkearns96
Audio production by K Galaxia
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/
* YouTube -https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia
The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE….
You can also pick up a set of button pin badges to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here.
Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox.
This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com
FIRST THING - EARWORMS VERSION
Sat, 02 Aug 2025 10:00:00 GMT
FIRST THING by Dan Long
Narrated by Tamoor Hussain
In that moment between sleeping and waking, horrors will always find their way in…
This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long.
You can find the original written version of this story right here.
And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com, or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts.
Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful!
CREDITS:
Story by Dan Long
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette
* Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette
* Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social
* Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette
* Substack - https://danlong.substack.com
* Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread
Narrated by Tamoor Hussain
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tamoorh/
* Twitter - https://x.com/tamoorh
Audio production by K Galaxia
* Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/
* YouTube -https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia
The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE….
You can also pick up a set of button pin badges to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here.
Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox.
This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com