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Dan and Dragons


65 episodes


Synopsis:

Dan & Dragons began in 2023, when a group of friends in the Netherlands sat down to play their very first game of Dungeons & Dragons. Dan & Dragons isn’t polished, censored, or “family-friendly.” It’s raw, funny, explicit, and full of things we probably shouldn’t say — but definitely do. We play because we love it, we laugh because we can’t help it, and we record it so others can join the adventure with us. No filters, no scripts, no corporate gloss. Just friends, dice, questionable decisions… …and a D&D podcast made with love (and maybe too many inside jokes). www.dananddragons.com for more!


Language: English

Format: Audio RPG

RPG System: Dungeons & Dragons

Continuity: Longform

Writing: Improvised

Voices: Full cast

Narrator: Second Person

Genres: Fantasy

Soundscape: Sound effects & music

Completion status: Partial

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Episodes:

Chapter 5: Fifty Shades of Blue

Sun, 25 Jan 2026 15:44:46 GMT

Deep within the Darkwood stands the Lonely Dark Mountain. At its foot, our group of adventurers begins this episode’s journey, searching for the missing boy, Luke.
Before them lies a cave entrance, choked by thick, black vines — and they can’t shake the feeling that this is where he’s being held.
Will they find a way inside… and will they find Luke in time?


Chapter 4: Clear your Mind

Sat, 10 Jan 2026 14:53:58 GMT

To be able to find the son of Archibald, the group has to dwelve into the Darkwood. But the Darkwood is very treacherous and before you know it, it gives what you want... But with a twist.

Will the group be smart enough to survive these mind games?


Chapter 3: Into Grimhaven Forest

Sun, 14 Dec 2025 16:53:13 GMT

The morning after the escape from Sanctovar, the group of fugitives is standing eye-to-eye with three strange, black-cloaked individuals who have just come ashore at the beach where they are sleeping. Later that day, after hours of traveling, they finally reach the Grimhaven Forest—but do they dare to enter?



Chapter 2: Escaping the Flame

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 19:03:42 GMT

Panic erupts at the Square of Purity, and the group is swept into the chaos. When the chilling voice of the High Inquisitor rings out—ordering their immediate arrest—there’s only one option left.
Run. And hope they make it out alive.


Chapter 1: Provisions of Grace

Sun, 16 Nov 2025 19:51:11 GMT

Across the troubled land of Myrcathis, several strangers receive the same mysterious letter—sealed with the royal crest and signed by the steward of Sanctovar in the name of King Vaelor Myrcathis IV himself. Each is commanded to travel to the capital, Sanctovar, where they are promised their Provisions of Grace: a rare gift said to feed your household for several weeks.

But as they approach the gleaming Castle of the Flame, whispers stir in taverns and marketplaces… Why has the king summoned them? And why now, when shadows move beneath the city’s radiant façade?

Are these provisions truly a blessing—
or the beginning of something far more dangerous?


Podcast Announcement by Qukaat & Vairanon (Incl. Vairanons Masterpiece)

Sun, 09 Nov 2025 22:01:52 GMT

Qukaat has some bad news about their adventures and shares it with Vairanon. Vairanon on his turn tries to cheer her up with his newest song.


Chapter 16: Sha'tar the Githzerai

Fri, 10 Oct 2025 11:31:09 GMT

Back in Southwind, Qukaat, Arthass and Vairanon are received as heroes! But unfortunately with a big loss for the group.

As soon as they arrive in Southwind and the celebrations start, someone catches their attention and he has some bad news for Southwind and the whole realm of Elderon.


Chapter 15: Livesession Recap

Fri, 26 Sep 2025 12:18:57 GMT

For the first time in 2 years the group came together to play a live session! Unfortunately the recording failed and therefor DM Jayren, Daniel (Vairanon) and Niki (Qukaat) are sitting together and talk you through the events of this 6 hour long livesession. Where a lot happened!

Plus we discuss plans for season 3 and about our good friend who had to leave the campaign.


Chapter 14: Southwind

Sat, 13 Sep 2025 12:07:35 GMT

Bromius strayed into the mist-shrouded hills north of the town of Southwind, his figure swallowed by the rolling fog. Searching for him there was hopeless, and the rest of the group could do little but press on, hoping he would find his way to the town on his own.
But as they entered Southwind, their hopes gave way to grim reality—the war had left the town scarred and broken, its streets heavy with suffering and despair.


Chapter 13: Minors & Chairs

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 13:10:14 GMT

Emerging with a piece of the Rod of Law and a vision of a meteor, the group quickly encounter new dangers in the mines. With Vairanon’s curse growing more intense, their urgent quest takes them to a mysterious hag in the Witchwood, where deceptive magic and a difficult bargain await. Will they survive the hag's treacherous deal, or will their encounter lead to an even darker fate?


Chapter 12: The Watcher Below

Sun, 10 Aug 2025 09:31:03 GMT

Still in the mine, the group ventures deeper and deeper. But as Vairanon’s hunger grows worse, the rest of the party feels increasingly uneasy around him, hoping he can resist it. Their mission—to find a piece of the Rod of Law for Qukaat—remains their number one priority. This quest leads them all the way down to the deepest cavern of the mine, where a mysterious being awaits to test all their skills: the Watcher Below.


Chapter 11: Minor Miners?

Fri, 08 Aug 2025 18:19:19 GMT

Finally leaving Light's Hope behind, the unlikely fellowship makes its way to the mines, where a fragment of the Rod of Law is said to be hidden. As they enter the mine, they encounter a perplexing system of mine carts and unexpected enemies.



Chapter 10: An Inconvenient Curse

Sat, 19 Jul 2025 13:31:35 GMT

Vairanon gets himself even more in trouble by a mysterious encounter in one of the rooms at the Dancing Dragon Inn. Nevertheless the group decides to continue their quest by delivering a certain package to one of the most biggest establishments in Lights Hope. But what is in the package?


Chapter 9: Toilet Business

Sun, 15 Jun 2025 17:22:13 GMT

Arriving back at Light's Hope with the people from Darlon, the unlikely fellowship meets another lady that
has a very secretive quest for them. Qukaat, Arthass and Bromius head to the church to inform priest Dorian about their
succesful quest and Vairanon tries his luck with too ladies, but disaster strucks...


Chapter 8: Walking Dead

Fri, 06 Jun 2025 11:34:08 GMT

Arthass, Qukaat, Vairanon and Bromius arrive back in Darlon and what they find there is shocking.


Chapter 7: Circle of Spores

Fri, 18 Apr 2025 13:25:34 GMT

With bags full of knowledge and goals of what to do now, the group ventures back into the dark forest. They hope to reach Darlon before nightfall, but unfortunately they stumble upon a mysterious circle deep in the forest...


Chapter 6: A Night at the Castle

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 21:21:39 GMT

Arrived at the Dark Tower in the Dark Forest, the Unlikely Fellowship enter a large room that looks like a dining table. And on the head of the dining table sits no other then the dark wizard himself: Yargon. What will the group of adventurers do? Fight or negotiate?


Dungeons & Buddies

Sat, 05 Apr 2025 21:50:21 GMT

A group of friends sits down together and talk about their favorite thing in the whole world: Dungeons & Dragons. Where we share stories, favorite mechanics and give each other tips regarding playing and DMing.


Chapter 5: Morgan Freebird

Fri, 21 Mar 2025 12:36:16 GMT

It is time for the group to put their heads together and make a plan on how to confront the Dark Wizard and which side to choose. But before they can reach him, they have to travel through the Dark Forest...


Chapter 4: Danger in Darlon

Sat, 22 Feb 2025 14:06:21 GMT

After arriving in Darlon, the unlikely fellowship meets Lord Thomas and tries to get to the bottom of things on what is really going on in the land of Ostera.


Chapter 3: Revelations

Sun, 02 Feb 2025 12:53:25 GMT

We continue where we left in the previous chapter: in the middle of a cavern below Bandit Rock. Here the group of adventurers are facing the ringleader of the bandit group. During the battle something completely bizarre happens and during camp that night, dark secrets are revealed that shows this group is nothing like any other group of adventurers.


Chapter 2: Bandit Rock

Tue, 14 Jan 2025 09:49:05 GMT

The group has left Light's Hope to continue their undercover mission at Bandit Rock. But will their disguise be good enough? And will they find more information about the deacons?


Chapter 1: An Unlikely Fellowship

Tue, 31 Dec 2024 19:04:58 GMT

In the world of Elderon is a land called Ostera. Light's Hope is the capital of Ostera and it is here where Arthass, Bromius and Vairanon enter a church. After they have taken their seats in the church benches, the priest walks over and informs them about a mysterious vision he had regarding them and another creature called Qukaat. Qukaat is an Aarakocra that is also visiting the church right at that moment. The priest asks them to go look for two deacons who have gone missing and so the adventure begins...


Chapter 41: The Final Chapter

Thu, 26 Dec 2024 13:12:35 GMT

The dragon has been defeated and it is time to bring the good news to the people of Phandalin! With all celebrations going on, the group forgets that the most dangerous menace is still on the loose...


Chapter 40: Dragon of Icespire Peak

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 18:10:56 GMT

It is now or never! The moment of truth has come for Azareah, Cepheon, Deimus and Draco to face their fears and fight Cryovain! The evil white dragon that has its lair here at the Icespire Hold close to the Icespire Peak. Will they slay the dragon and survive the menace of Cryovain? They must give their all in this final battle.


Chapter 39: Icespire Hold

Fri, 29 Nov 2024 15:24:47 GMT

When they wake up in the yeti cave, the group gets themselves ready to head back to the tribe and claim their reward. When they finally have warm clothes that protect them from the cold and harsh environments of the Sword Mountains, they venture forth with one of the tribe guides. This guide will lead them to Icespire Hold; the hideout of the dragon...


Chapter 38: Yeti Madness

Sun, 10 Nov 2024 15:25:57 GMT

Balthazar has pointed out the location of the white dragon and mentioned Icespire Hold on the Icespire peak. So now it is time to see if his word was true and if his directions lead them to the dragon, or to something even more icy...


Chapter 37: A Narrow Escape

Sun, 13 Oct 2024 15:02:08 GMT

Trying to do a short rest in the middle of Wave Echo Cave is not the smartest idea of the group and things escalate quickly. They need to escape the cave before they get buried along with everything else...


Chapter 36: Wave Echo Cave Pt.2

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 16:01:59 GMT

After dealing with Jivril Nin, the group ventures forth deeper inside Wave Echo Cave with the hope to find the Forge of Spells. But with monsters and enemies lurking around every corner, it is much easier said then done...


Chapter 35: Wave Echo Cave Pt.1

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 21:16:40 GMT

Finally after a very long time the group of adventurers have entered the long last Wave Echo Cave. In here they have to find their way through labyrinthine tunnels, fight off several monsters and try to find the Forge of Spells. But instead of the forge, they stumble upon someone familiar...


Chapter 34: Sildar Hallwinter Returns

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 14:47:25 GMT

Almost a whole week it has been that the characters left Phandalin in their search for Linene Graywind, but unfortunately without success. So before they head back to Phandalin and Axeholm Fortress to share the bad news, they have some more business to do with Wreybar Wompeder and then they leave for Phandalin. But when they arrive at the Triboar Trail, they have a very unsuspected encounter...


Chapter 33: No Misch, Gnomish

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 21:02:21 GMT

The group wakes up in Wyvern Tor and continue their search for Linene Graywind. Afterwards they decide to give the Old Owl Well another visit before they go ask their question at Agatha's Lair. Unfortunately nothing goes as planned and before they know it they are in the middle of the hills north of the Sword Coast and have a very peculiar encounter with a gnome...


Chapter 32: Orc No Smash

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 09:50:56 GMT

Leaving Butterskull Ranch behind, the group travels deeper into the hills north of the Sword Mountains searching for Wyvern Tor. But before they find Wyvern Tor, they stumble upon an old ruined tower and where they are certainly not alone...


Chapter 31: The Roof is on Fire

Sat, 29 Jun 2024 10:00:00 GMT

The adventurers have decided to travel to Wyvern Tor to look for Linene Graywind who is said to be captured there. But on their way they pass by Conyberry, a deserted town and they stumble upon a Ranch which is overrun by orcs.


Chapter 30: The Black Spider Strikes Again

Sat, 15 Jun 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Axeholm Fortress is free from evil, but the group notices that they're being watched when they try to leave the fortress. When they eventually manage to leave and arrive at Phandalin, someone disappeared and needs their help urgently!


Chapter 29: Axeholm Fortress

Sun, 02 Jun 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Phandalin turns out to be in great danger and the group is being asked to investigate an old dwarven fortress in the Sword Mountains named Axeholm. It could be a perfect place for the people of Phandalin to seek refuge, but stories are being told it is not safe...


Chapter 28: R.I.P

Sat, 04 May 2024 16:00:00 GMT

Rest in Peace. Rest in Phandalin. Rest in Pieces. Read in Private. Rumours in Phandalin. Just a few things that can apply to what happens in this chapter. The group is back in Phandalin, but Phandalin is not what it was when they left more then 3 weeks ago. Cepheon comes clean about what he did in Neverwinter just before they left, which creates again some tension within the group. But with two bugbears as prisoners and a Phandalin that is awfully quiet, its not the time to start fighting amongst eachother.


Chapter 27: The Battle of Triboar Trail

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 11:00:00 GMT

Arrived at the Triboar Trail on their way back to Phandalin, the group encounters a shocking scene and have to get themselves ready for a heavy battle.


Chapter 26: Sh*tshow

Sun, 21 Apr 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Still stuck within the mountain below Egorims house, the group is trying to get through a chamber which is called "The Firevault" They have to overcome this room, get the artifact for Egorim and travel back to Neverwinter. Because time is of the essence when it comes to traveling back to Phandalin...


Chapter 25: Egorims Fetch Quest

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Arrived at Egorims high altitude hideout, the adventurers quickly ask what Egorim can do for them. But Egorim first wants the group to fetch a certain artifact from within the mountain that is very dear to him...


Chapter 24: Road to Mt. Hotenow

Sun, 24 Mar 2024 12:00:00 GMT

The adventures in Thundertree Ruins come to an end. The group says goodbye to the druid Reidoth and decide to go to the purple wizard that should live in the mountain area of Hotenow. But the road to and through the mountains have dangerous enemies lurking around every corner...


Chapter 23: Thundertree Impostor

Sun, 10 Mar 2024 16:00:00 GMT

In this chapter the group continues to explore Thundertree Ruins where they have some strange encounters and the group is not sure who to trust..


Chapter 22: Dungeon & Dragon

Sat, 02 Mar 2024 16:00:00 GMT

It is time to leave Neverwinter and head out for Thundertree Ruins. In these ruins they hope to be able to find more information regarding the mysterious mine of Phandelver. With high expectations and a suspicion of encountering a dragon here, the group enters the ruins with caution. And they should...


Chapter 21: Wonderwall

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 16:00:00 GMT

Finally the day arrives of the job interviews at the Beached Leviathan. Azareah, Cepheon, Deimus and Draco will have several individuals coming to apply for a job at their Gambling Hut in Phandalin. But will they be any good?


Recap Chapter 1-20 and inside info with Cepheon & Draco

Sat, 17 Feb 2024 20:00:00 GMT

To celebrate 20 chapters and a campaign that is running for 6 months, Cepheon, Draco and the DM are looking back at favorite moments, recap the story so far and share details and inside information about the campaign.


Chapter 20: Old Habits

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 14:00:00 GMT

Back in Neverwinter it is time to restock on provisions, armour and weapons. Deimus recalls there is actually a casino in Neverwinter, so Deimus and Draco decide to investigate this casino and spent some gold.


Chapter 19: Medusa's Enigma Tablet

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 16:00:00 GMT

Still on the mysterious island, the group ventures forth hoping to find the cure for Cepheons curse. Soon enough they will have to use their tactics from previous chapter once again and put their brains together to be able to get out....


Chapter 18: Special Tactics

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 14:00:00 GMT

Arrived at the mysterious island, Azareah, Draco, Deimus and Cepheon start to investigate. Soon enough they figure out that not only strength, but "special tactics" are needed to survive the dangers of this island.


Chapter 17: Dragon Barrow

Thu, 28 Dec 2023 13:00:00 GMT

The group arrive at the Dragon Barrow in the hope to find the Dragon Slayer Sword that can help them in the battle against the white dragon. But this is much easier said then done, especially with a still cursed Cepheon...


Chapter 16: Curse of the Darkness Dagger

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 15:00:00 GMT

Cepheon has a horrible nightly encounter with Lady Shar that does not go very well for him and will have disastrous results on the long term, but it seems that the group is not aware of the danger and continues to explore Neverwinter.


Chapter 15: Neverwinter

Fri, 08 Dec 2023 14:00:00 GMT

While the group is still on their way to Neverwinter, everybody notices that Cepheon is not feeling well and is not very active or talkative within the group. Cepheon tries to get advice from several unexpected persons they encounter and while Cepheon is trying to find guidance for inner peace, Draco receives a reply to his letter...


Chapter 14: Tower of Storms

Fri, 01 Dec 2023 21:00:00 GMT

While the group is discussing the plans for the building they got in Phandalin, they realize that they can find a lot of business including a carpenter in Neverwinter. But at the moment they decide to leave Phandalin, a heavy storm breaks out...


Chapter 13: Arklem Greeth

Fri, 24 Nov 2023 20:00:00 GMT

Azareah, Cepheon, Deimus and Draco arrive at a domed temple with multiple mysterious torchbearers spread out, standing motionless, but silently humming. Through the minimal light that comes from the torchbearers they can figure out a small human being laying on top of an altar on the other side of the dome. But what makes things worse is a deadly creature standing behind the altar... and it's looking straight at them...


Chapter 12: Halloween Special

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 19:00:00 GMT

Night has fallen in Phandalin and Dwarven zombies have appeared which are causing chaos all over town! It is time for Cepheon, Deimus and Draco to put their frustrations with eachother aside and save Phandalin from certain doom. They even get help from an unexpected source...


Chapter 11: Tension Rising

Fri, 03 Nov 2023 13:00:00 GMT

Since Cragmaw Castle and the events that occured, there is a bit of tension between the groupmembers. And in this session the tension rises and comes to a climax where emotions get the best of the characters. Is this going to be the end of the group as we know it?


Chapter 10: Gundrens Demise

Sat, 28 Oct 2023 14:00:00 GMT

Being satisfied with the achievement of Cepheon from the night before, his "Lady of the Night" grands him more power. But to be able to keep this power, Cepheon has been given a task...


Chapter 09: Owlbear Massacre

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 17:00:00 GMT

Azareah has left the group for an unknown time for a mission in the Feywild, but this does not stop Cepheon, Deimus and Draco to head into Neverwinter Woods and try to find Cragmaw Castle...


Chapter 08: Draco Amythios

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 17:00:00 GMT

Azareah, Cepheon and Deimus arrive back in Phandalin after being away for a couple of days. A few things have changed in Phandalin and some new unfamiliar faces have arrived. One of these unfamiliar faces is sitting in a dark corner of the Stonehill Inn, keeping a close eye on the group....


Chapter 07: Secret Weapon of the Gnomes

Sun, 01 Oct 2023 19:00:00 GMT

In this episode Azareah, Cepheon and Deimus head towards Gnomengarde to receive certain magic items that should help them in their fight against the dragon. But Gnomengarde has ofcourse troubles of their own.....


Chapter 06: Fresh Poison & Jellies

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 13:30:00 GMT

After an awkward morning at the Inn, Azareah, Cepheon and Deimus decide to head south out of Phandalin towards Umbrage Hill and warn a local potion maker about the danger that has risen from the Sword Mountains. After that they plan to travel even more south to a dwarven excavation site to warn two dwarven prospectors.


Chapter 05: Celebration

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 14:00:00 GMT

Azareah, Cepheon and Deimus will head into the town of Phandalin to trade and meet with the townmaster, because Cepheon was not done yet with the townmaster and his cowerdly behaviour. Upon arrival they get informed about a celebration later that evening to honour their battle against the Redbrands which has caused the Redbrands to leave Phandalin.....


Chapter 04: The Redbrand Hideout Pt.2

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 18:00:00 GMT

Cepheon, Deimus, Azareah and Inverna continue their search for the leader of the Redbrands in their hideout beneath Tresendar Manor. Disguised as Redbrands they try to fake their way to the leader and pretend to have captured Cepheon. But there are some challenges in their way....


Chapter 03: The Redbrand Hideout Pt.1

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 10:00:00 GMT

In this third episode Azareah, Cepheon and Deimus will go together with Inverna to Tresendar Manor. Supposably its the secret hideout of the Redbrands. But before they leave, they get a suprise visit by the local guards...


Chapter 02: Trouble in Phandalin

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 10:00:00 GMT

Azareah, Deimus and Cepheon arrive together with Sildar in a town called Phandalin. They decide to explore the town, deliver the goods and soon enough they find out that Phandalin is not the peaceful town as that they expect it to be.


Chapter 01: The Ambush

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 10:00:00 GMT

In the city of Neverwinter, a dwarf named Gundren Rockseeker asked you to bring a wagonload of provisions to the rough-and-tumble settlement of Phandalin, a couple of days' travel southeast of the city. Gundren was clearly excited and more than a little secretive about his reasons for the trip, saying only that he and his brothers had found "something big," and that he'd pay you ten gold pieces each for escorting his supplies safely to Barthen's Provisions, a trading post in Phandalin. He then set out ahead of you on horse, along with a warrior escort named Sildar Hallwinter, claiming he needed to arrive early to "take care of business."

Deimus, Cepheon and Azareah will travel to Phandalin to deliver the supplies.