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No Return


Welcome to Erset La Tari: The Land of No Return. This world is not like our own…moribund, cursed and sleepwalking into a slow death...well…maybe a little like our own. No Return is a full cast audio drama, which tells multiple, stylistically distinct stories from different locations in this dying world. If you are looking for comedy, action, mystery, horror or political intrigue- No Return has something for you. Each story is updated monthly and released concurrently, so make sure to check back with us to listen to your favourites! Come join our discord:

Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Serial

Voices: Cast

Genres: Fantasy / Adventure / Comedy

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Maturity: Mature

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Country: United Kingdom

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5: The Orillian Regiment: An All Singing, All Dancing One.

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 11:00:00 +0000

Gav and Mal finally get the prisoner back to Colonel Wilifred. Deky, Tommo, Gazi and Von Overton engage the enemy. Dagrun and Luobo prepare a surprise from the skies...

Col. Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-Barber
Gav- Dylan @DylanandDragons
Mal- Girunduu @Girunduu
Gazi - Graham Capobianco 
Deky - Luke Scarrow @Duderooni
Tommo - Jack Duncan
Von Overton- Angela Yih @Girlmadeofjade

Intro for the show: Logo


4: Anderkant: I Can Carry It!

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 16:00:00 +0000

Sounds of movement in the dark spook our trapped pioneers. The Lessee's sister visits with warnings and 'H' finally convinces Min to head into Anderkant...but boy does that Kabouter like to dilly-dally...

Gnilfiet: Krissi Williams

Intro for the show: Logo


Anderkant: Bonus Content: The Accessible Doctrine Project

Wed, 27 Jul 2022 20:00:00 +0000

The Anderkant project endeavours to unravel the mysteries of the Ancients for the benefit of all. However, it must be acknowledged that the Anderkant Project are not the only institution seeking greater clarity and coherence to our understanding of the world's history. Due credit must be given to those others who have contributed to our endeavours so far, in particular, The scholars of The Order of the Divine Return and the surviving remnants of The Nymphaeum at Celis...intended or otherwise...

The following essay is a commentary and discussion for internal use only. Any publication or distribution beyond the Sada Emeduan Cloister without the express written permission of an official ranked MN5 or MT6 will be treated as an egregious breach of discipline and will result in significant administrative action.

The analysis and opinions expressed in this work are designed to stimulate productive debate amongst our scholars and do not reflect The Order’s doctrinal positions or speculation for future policy direction. Apostasy is considered the deliberate and intentional deviation from capstone and philosophical doctrine and/or the encouragement of deviation from said doctrine. This paper aims to engage with heretical and apostatic theories in order to lay bare their assumptions and pre-empt challenges which they might give rise to. This document will therefore make the prevailing apostate arguments as charitably as possible, in order that we, as the right-minded devotees of the order, will not be caught flat footed by well-presented, sophistically impressive rhetoric in future. 

The production of this work has been authorised as an exception by both the Abbot and the Grand Master under regulation sixty and regulation eleven of the respective codes of practice. It is therefore imperative that this essay not be treated as an invitation for further production of heretical argumentation, outside of the prescribed discussion forums which will follow publication. Any publication or distribution of apostatic works without a reg60 or reg11 will constitute intentional deviation or encouragement of deviation from capstone and philosophy doctrine and may, in certain circumstances result in defrocking or dishonourable discharge from The Order. 

The document will be released in shorter, more easily digestible parts, to facilitate the inclusion of the Militant wing in discussion forums. Few Militants have a scholastic background and accommodations must be made, in the interest of unity.

Signed: Elder Michael Saito



Recap: Anderkant Part One

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 14:00:00 +0000

Recap of episodes 1, 2 and 3 of Anderkant.


3: Anderkant: I Said Don’t! Interrupt!

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 15:00:00 +0000

The Lessee shows his true colours and the Specialist pays the price. Min and 'H' spend some time staring at the stars.

Intro for the show: Logo


Bonus Content: The Bards of Sada Emedu

Sat, 16 Jul 2022 15:00:00 +0000

It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol.

Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu.

Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore

Ered Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/

Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickle.

Putrack Winesworth is played by Mario Guttadauro

The Dry Egg's Master of Ceremonies is played by Kier Zhou

The Emeduan Hymn (Lyrics) were written and performed by Kier Zhou with strangled crowd vocals by Ying Zhou and Nieves Cohen

Era of Silence is written by Gemma Mclean-Mair and performed by Abbie Tickle and Gemma McLean-Mair.

This is Not a Warning! is written and performed by Stuart Bullock

This is My Goodbye (lyrics)- were written and performed by Connor Hodgson


2: Anderkant: Please, Call Me 'H'

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 16:00:00 +0000

Trapped and alone in the Darklands, Min considers his options.

Intro for the show: Logo


1: Anderkant: I Can't Do This.

Mon, 04 Jul 2022 06:00:00 +0000

Journey into the deepest depths of the Darklands.

Intro for the show: Logo


Anderkant Trailer

Mon, 04 Jul 2022 06:00:00 +0000

Trailer for 'Anderkant'.


1: Wide-End: Bloody Ungrateful Creatures

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 17:00:00 +0000

The Isoldes get a surprise visit late in the night, Brucco finds the Rain Chapel camp less than welcoming. 

Anzhlo- Matt Evans
Yvonna Isolde- Lauren Littlewood
Erik Isolde- Kier Zhou

Brucco- Christian McLean-Mair
Ysenda - Gemma McLean-Mair
Orryn- Mario Guttadauro 

Captain Ironside- James Hart
Fuzhlo- Dontae Majors
Chura- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Intro for the show: Logo


Letter Number One.

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 01:00:00 +0000


0: Wide-End: Primer

Mon, 13 Jun 2022 17:00:00 +0000

Wide-End, set in the West of the Capitol Sada Emedu in the weeks and months after the start of the rebellion. As the old wealth and power holders become less secure in their futures and, the downtrodden and forgotten seek new opportunities to rise- they collide and coalesce around the wealthy borough of Wide-End.  

These events occur before the arrival of the Barque in 1: The Orillian Regiment & 1: The Steg. 

There is no requirement to listen to the stories in season order but characters from this story will appear later in others and so it wouldn't hurt to start your exploration of the city here.


The Steg: Bonus Content: The Row of Rigid Spears.

Sun, 05 Jun 2022 15:00:00 +0000

SPOILER: What the bloody hell happened at The Row?!


1: The Steg: Twenty-Two On The Way In.

Thu, 02 Jun 2022 01:00:00 +0000

Lt Lars Xu's memories are played out by the Commander's LUDEN. Things are as muddled and confused as he promised... but he seems to be recalling a meeting with a mysterious woman in The Narrows and the start of the investigation into the attack at The Row...but REALLY! why does he keep narrating everything?!

Lt Lars Xu - Blake White
Lucca - Krissi Williams
Commander Samael Vine - Kier Zhou
Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Tickle
Leda - Angela Yih @Girlmadeofjade
Rada and Ash - Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore
Jiloat Levi - Connor Hodgson
Scurlott - Marta Hodgson

Intro for the show: Logo


0:The Steg: Primer

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 00:00:00 +0000


Recap: Ansa Enclave: Episode 3

Fri, 27 May 2022 23:00:00 +0000

Recap of episode 3: Forever, A Boundary Man.


4: The Ansa Enclave: Everything is Good, If You Stay with Me.

Fri, 27 May 2022 17:00:00 +0000

The party rest and chat after days of sleepless searching, little do they know how close is their quarry. 

Yav and Robin make their way through the brush, and things start to get stranger. 

Helga- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (@The_WitchyWoman)

Saryn-  David Wandelt ( 

Ayelen- Luke Scowen (@duderooni)

Tal- Kier Zhou  

Yav- Poppy Hodgson 

Robin - Oliver Hodgson  

Written & Produced- Kier Zhou,

Introduction Music by Abbie Jordan Tickle & Gemma Maclean-Mair

Intro for the show: Logo


Recap: Ansa Enclave: Episode 2

Thu, 26 May 2022 23:00:00 +0000

Recap of Episode 2 of The Ansa Enclave


3: The Ansa Enclave: Forever, A Boundary Man.

Thu, 26 May 2022 17:00:00 +0000

We take a step back in time and meet Saryn, Helga, Tal and Ayelen in Kurr, learning  a little more about them and the mysterious Ansa Enclave.

Intro music by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore

Jorn/Vili/Barkeep- Kier Zhou
Saryn - David Wandelt 
Helga- Brenna Anderson-Dowd
Ayelen- Luke Scowen
Corporal Kym- Ryan Gault 
Amghar -  Cameron Gergett
Elazar- Luke Sophia Watson
Das - Ami Barber
Huda- Jay Callen

Intro for the show: Logo


2: The Ansa Enclave: Into the Wildland.

Wed, 25 May 2022 17:00:00 +0000

Tal, Helga, Saryn and Ayelen enter the Wildlands against the advice of the Township looking for the missing children. 
Helga- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (@The_WitchyWoman) 

Saryn-  David Wandelt (  

Ayelen- Luke Scowen (@duderooni) 

Tal- Kier Zhou   

Yav- Poppy Hodgson  

Robin - Oliver Hodgson   

Written & Produced- Kier Zhou, 

Introduction Music by Abbie Jordan Tickle & Gemma Maclean-Mair

Intro for the show: Logo


1: The Ansa Enclave: Lorrin and The Kerret.

Tue, 24 May 2022 17:00:00 +0000

Young Lorrin returns home after being missing in the Wilds and is being tight-lipped about what happened out there. Will the story of how the Kerret found it's teeth be enough to convince him to speak?

Ru - Girunduu
Tal- Kier Zhou 
Lorrin- Matthew Zhou
Written and produced by Kier Zhou

Intro for the show: Logo


0: The Ansa Enclave: Primer

Mon, 23 May 2022 17:00:00 +0000

The Ansa Enclave is set on the eastern edge of the North Hub, well outside of the safe zone and deep into the Wildland. Ansa has been seen as vital to the fight against the Wilds for generations, but as Emedu and the wider safe zone de-stabilise, the implications for Ansa could be catastrophic. 

There is no requirement to listen to the Ansa Enclave before any other story but characters and events in this story will intersect with the others later. 


Recap: Orillian Regiment: Episode 4

Fri, 20 May 2022 23:00:00 +0000

Recap of Orillian Regiment Episode 4.


4: The Orillian Regiment: You’re Military? You Sound Military.

Fri, 20 May 2022 00:00:00 +0000

Mal and Gav find themselves in a spot of bother in The Row whilst Deky and the Troopers prepare for battle.

Gav- Dylan @DylanandDragons
Mal- Girunduu @Girunduu
Performer 1 - Aaron @Zed1Pod
Performer 2- Katie @Zed1Pod
Door Man - Graham Capobianco 
Anan- Skyler Giordano 
Gazi - Graham Capobianco 
Deky - Luke Scarrow @Duderooni
Tommo - Jack Duncan
Von Overton- Angela Yih @Girlmadeofjade

Intro for the show: Logo


Recap: Orillian Regiment: Episode 3

Thu, 19 May 2022 23:00:00 +0000

Recap of Episode 3 of The Orillian Regiment.


Orillian Regiment: Bonus: The Soldier, The Skinner And The Weasel

Thu, 19 May 2022 23:00:00 +0000

What was all that nonsense about a weasel!? Here is the story .


3: The Orillian Regiment: The Weasel Bit It!

Thu, 19 May 2022 22:00:00 +0000

The boys find themselves in trouble as they try to navigate the streets of the capitol.

CSgt Malcom Rigby- Girunduu (@Girunduu)
Sgt Gav Fern - Dylan (@DylanandDragons)
Cpl Dek Ana-  Luke Scarrow (@Duderooni)

Tpr Nuori Gazi - Graham Capobianco 
Tpr Hupsu Tomo - Jack Duncan

Col Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-Barber
Sgt Mjr Kova Dagrun- Kier Zhou
Capt Luobo Ironside- James Hart

Intro for the show: Logo


Recap: Orillian Regiment: Episode 2

Wed, 18 May 2022 23:00:00 +0000

Recap of episode 2 of The Orillian Regiment.


2: The Orillian Regiment: It’s a Ship…Not a Boat.

Wed, 18 May 2022 17:00:00 +0000

Sergeant Major Dagrun and Contuburnium One receive their orders.

CSgt Malcom Rigby- Girunduu (@Girunduu)
Sgt Gav Fern - Dylan (@DylanandDragons)
Cpl Dek Ana-  Luke Scarrow (@Duderooni)

Tpr Gazi - Graham Capobianco 
Tpr Tomo - Jack Duncan

Col Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-Barber
Sgt Mjr Kova Dagrun- Kier Zhou

Intro for the show: Logo


1: The Orillian Regiment: HNS Deliverance.

Tue, 17 May 2022 17:00:00 +0000

The following is an excerpt from the journal of Chief Signalman Olinwa Aora Galondel Nossiter. They were part of the Holy Mission to the North Hub. The Chief Signalman is presently missing in action and this document is marked for destruction. I have chosen to share it here, because it contains disturbing accounts of conduct by the Uruk Helots and our Presiding Patriarch. Please leave any questions until after the reading. 

Written and produced by Kier Zhou

Intro for the show: Logo


0: The Orillian Regiment: Primer

Mon, 16 May 2022 17:00:00 +0000

The Orillian Regiment follows the story of 'Contubernium One' of the 'Special Action Group' as they investigate the HNS Deliverance. The huge and threatening ship which appeared in Emeduan waters, resupplying the Royal Land Forces besieged in the Citadel on the Coast. 

There is no requirement to listen to this in series order and you could even start with the story if you like. However, the events of 2: The Orillian Regiment are chronologically later than the start of the other stories. 


The Orillian Regiment

Sun, 15 May 2022 17:00:00 +0000

Trailer for the Orillian Regiment Series


2: The Nymphaeum: The Colossal Wedding Tackle Had Something To Do With It, Honestly.

Tue, 03 May 2022 16:00:00 +0000

As Ravi and Adrastea hide from the Berserkers, strange new threats emerge and not everything is as it seems.

Brother Ravi/Pekko: Kier Zhou
Sangha Adrastea: Angela Yih

Intro for the show: Logo


Recap: The Nymphaeum: We Don't Need A Thing!

Mon, 02 May 2022 14:00:00 +0000

Recap of Episode 1 of The Nymphaeum.


1: The Nymphaeum: We Don’t Need to Take a Thing!

Sun, 01 May 2022 17:00:00 +0000

Brother Ravi and Sangha Adrastea investigate the mysteries of the universe and they are, quite frankly, dull.

Brother Ravi/Pekko: Kier Zhou
Sangha Adrastea: Angela Yih

Intro for the show: Logo


No Return: Trailer

Sat, 30 Apr 2022 22:00:00 +0000

Trailer for No Return.