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Charli Centauri


In a galaxy not that far away, celebrity status is attained by how good you are at getting things from one place to another. Meet Charli Centauri, a D list pleather loving smuggler scraping the bottom of the barrel for work given to him by his greasy talent agent, Terry. Along with his partner, the beautiful dwarfish baby man Pre-Boy, they travel the galaxy smuggling mostly drugs and other illegal things that most find undesirable. The methods are unconventional, but every job is met with the same enthusiasm that typically creates a total mess of things.

Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Serial

Voices: Cast

Genres: Science fiction / Comedy /

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Season 2 Preview: Hot Hot Heaters!!

Thu, 17 Mar 2022 15:00:00 -0400

Uh Oh!! Toplog Boone stole Charli's Friendland janglin' tune and turned it into a German Techno song.   Released on Double Dipped in Molasses Records and is the #1 chart topping hit in the galaxy.  Charli's not seeing any giblets off of this and is going to be pissed.  Find out just how pissed in season 2 of Charli Centauri coming this summer.

Music by Kris Paul

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Episode 5 - Emporial Reunion

Fri, 10 Dec 2021 07:00:00 -0500

The season 1 epilogue.  Charli and Pre-Boy have to go back to Charli's home world to restock and look into some lost items.  Also, a lost crew member comes a way.

Episode Credits:
Charli Centauri - Kris Paul
Pre-Boy - Kris Paul
Ship AI - Chris Toliver
Slovan - Esteban Garcia
Parvel - Nandi Marocco
Uncle Arli - Johnny Klemme
Scraggin' Magic Marti - Max Campbell
Rick - James Morrow
Terry - Pat Malloy
Receptionist - Ryan Puetz

Episode Music by Kris Paul and James Morrow
Outro Song by James Morrow


Episode 4 - Friendland Part 2 - WWDSD

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 07:00:00 -0500

The fight between Windy and Pre-Boy begins.  

Episode credits:
Charli - Kris Paul
Pre-Boy - Kris Paul
Rick - James Morrow
Dick Smith - Chris Toliver
Toplog Boone - Matt Scherger
Windy Biscuits - Bob Easter
Terry - Pat Malloy

All music created by Kris Paul


Episode 3 - Friendland Part 1: Janglin' N Danglin'

Fri, 26 Nov 2021 07:00:00 -0500

Charli, Pre-Boy, and Dick Smith make it to Friendland with the delivery.  However, they have to jump through some hoops to meet the client.  Things go relatively smoothly until a disparaging remark....  

Episode Credits:
Charli Centauri: Kris Paul
Pre-Boy: Kris Paul
Junkie Greg(Dick Smith) - Chris Toliver
Windy Biscuits - Bob Easter
Terald - Pat Malloy
Receptionist/Greeter - Ryan Puetz
Toplog Boone - Matt Scherger
Uncle Mustang - Roxie Easter
Rick - James Morrow

Episode Music by Kris Paul
Mandolin Interludes by James Morrow
Outro Song by Levi Lagrange


Episode 2 - Manager's Special

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 07:00:00 -0500

After the botched job at Nabobs and a pit stop at Quintelon Charli and Pre-Boy have to check in with their manager, Terry.  The owner of Terry's Talent Agency gives the boys some bad news and sets them up with their next job.  Unfortunately, much to Charli's ire, they have to team up with someone from Charli's past to help with the job.  

Also, Charli has to come clean about his love for a 7'7" basketball legend.

Episode Credits: 
Charli Centauri: Kris Paul
Pre-Boy: Kris Paul
DJ Rick: James Morrow
Terry: Pat Malloy
Receptionist: Ryan Puetz
Junkie Greg: Chris Toliver
Frauschlager Spokesperson: James Morrow

All music created by Kris Paul


Episode 1 - The Celestial Body w/ commentary

Sat, 13 Nov 2021 07:00:00 -0500

Episode 1  with an overdub commentary track.  If you're interested in some additional trivia for each episode this is where you'll find it.  I listen to the episode and tell you why or how I did anything.


Episode 1 - The Celestial Body

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 10:00:00 -0500

The pilot episode.  This was more of a proof of concept just to prove to ourselves that this could happen.

The episode begins with Charli and Pre-Boy making a simple drop off at a sketchy high valued client's home.  We find out that Charli prefers an unorthodox approach to transporting commodities.  Also, we meet a mysterious character totally unqualified to do just about anything.

Episode Credits:
Charli Centauri - Kris Paul
Pre-Boy - Kris Paul
Nabob - Chris Toliver
Rick - James Morrow
Krespin - Kara Paul

All music created by Kris Paul