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The Adventures of Brian Hovis
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RSS Feed:
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Creator: Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer
Synopsis:
'He will fail.... A proper English tw*t who drives people to the edge of reason at every turn... Unlikeable, long-winded, a waste of space'. Lady Hovis (Brian's Mother), before her Kidnapping. 'She's orrible, yet ee's gonna try and save her! Ees got a heart of gold that lad.... His mum's bein held ransom by The Downton Knappers, coz they think ees rich coz we live in this big house. But ee got nothin. House crumblin, land worthless, (Bernard the butler and I just live here for the free potatoes). Now Brian's gonna risk life and limb to try and raise her ransom, probably coz I showed him too much Indiana Jones as a kid. You put Brian down a mile-deep well, ee'l start climbing. Although his upper body stregth is very very poor'. Alf the Gardener, just now. 'If he can find her twin sister, Aunt Hester, retired treasure seeker and international criminal, he might have a chance... If he can't find her, he'll die dramatically. And soon I'd think'. Bernard the Butler. Support Brian at http://lowfatradio.com
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Episodes:
8: Chapter 7 - The Last Chapter
Mon, 10 Aug 2020 01:01:00 +0000
Brian, Hester and Eustace think they may have found the location of the pebble. But have they? Listen to find out. That's how this works.
Notes:
Notes:
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.
Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer
Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.
Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.
Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.
Programmes used, should you be nerdy enough to care, include Logic Pro X and an increasingly slower-by-the-day Macbook on a couch.
Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/
Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scott’s work.
Sound Effects:
We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.
All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.
These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.
Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!
Tim crashes through the trough of water original_sound
and kevinkace
and Rocktopus
Distant collapses. LoafDV
and onteca
and frolickingdp1
A GUN SHOT is heard and Tim begins to gallop.
Wasp and locust encorprating these from chapter 5 (FunWithSound
and RTB45
and RSilveira_88
Another wasp by soundtracvkradio
A SANDSTORM hits them.
The sandstorm passes.
Wasps Faceonmars
and dobroide
Circada sounds from simongray
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Distant rumble RT759
Gun shots as above
Trotting
Oscar de Ávila
Car approaching
Screeches up
Robinhood76
Hitting ags YleArkisto
and kyles
and OBXJohn
and lovretta
Psychadelic music Hywel
Wet towel slaps qubodup
Gunshot gezortenplotz
and SpliceSound
A glow hywel
Airplane internal Cheeseheadburger
Eustace hiccupsRobinhood76
7: Chapter 6 - Hester at the Oasis
Mon, 03 Aug 2020 01:01:00 +0000
Having a bad day? Has yours involved a sword fight yet? No?
Notes:
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.
Notes:
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.
Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer
Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.
Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.
Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.
Programmes used, should you be nerdy enough to care, include Logic Pro X and an increasingly slower-by-the-day Macbook on a couch.
Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/
Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scott’s work.
Sound Effects:
We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.
All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.
These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.
Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!
Jeep engine vandenbempt
Engine stops as above.
running water, birds. Macsat-Rd
Bang on the head as with thud below and phoenixdk
Fade in bubbling sound. MattJ99
and Electroviolence
Slap ihitokage
and DWSD
Everyone hits the deck JakLocke
and zaneclampett
Sword Fight. Sword fight sounds
freefire66
iLife effects used for helicopter.
Mon, 27 Jul 2020 01:01:00 +0000
This could be the death of you. Listen at your peril.
Notes:
Notes:
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.
Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer
Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.
Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.
Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.
Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/
Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scott’s work.
Sound Effects:
We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.
All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.
These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.
Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!
Desert sounds. felix.blume
Including… wind my InspectorJ
Unfolding map achase4u
Gust of wind (me)
Paper flies away mickdow
A PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS hits them. FunWithSound
and RTB45
and RSilveira_88
A SANDSTORM hits them.
The sandstorm passes.
Wasps Faceonmars
and dobroide
Wasps swarm. Puniho
Brian hits quicksand redafs
and kanalgas
and JakLocke
And The bubbling MattJ99
belch mmaruska
further belching Mr_Alden
Mon, 20 Jul 2020 01:01:00 +0000
Welcome to an exotic evening at a beautiful old Colon. Where suspicious things are afoot.
Notes:
Notes:
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.
Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer
Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.
Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.
Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.
The whole of this podcast was recorded in a single day and all who contributed worked for free. It is as perfect as we can make it within the challenge of 'artistic constraints'.
The whole of this podcast was recorded in a single day and all who contributed worked for free. It is as perfect as we can make it within the challenge of 'artistic constraints'.
Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/
Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scott’s work.
Sound Effects:
We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.
All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.
These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.
Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!
Hotel lobby noises nikitralala
smashing glass from InspectorJ
Lobby noises stopping (people stopping) (As above with effect)
And gasps unchaz
Brians footseps towards the bar an edited SpliceSound
Fridge door swings shut producerdan
Chink of glasses 13F_Panska_Tlolkova_Matilda
The sound of tap dancing begins, starting slowly, then increasing to a complex FUNAI
fluster of steps ending with a firm thud. (us)
Opening window
Bar sounds, jazz plays, low hum
Bar (Audience chatter) from edhutschek
Outdoor, night, owl hoots. J.Zazvurek
oly by 13FPanska_Machacova_Petra
Applause in bar sagetyrtle
Daybreak, desert calls, marketplace a loud camel snort.
Includes Market by felix.blume
camel noise by acclivity
Trotting begins unevenly. Oscar de Ávila
A noise including smashing glass and markets. (as Eustace leaps into the distance) thudding from OtisJames
smashing glass from InspectorJ
4: Chapter 3: Come Fly With Brian
Mon, 13 Jul 2020 01:01:00 +0000
Brian, Aunt Hester, and Eustace find themselves in a 'self drive plane' with death defying results.
Notes:
Notes:
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.
Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer
Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.
Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.
Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.
Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/
Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scott’s work.
Sound Effects:
We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.
All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.
These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.
Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!
Seagulls / port sounds I life plus deranged
Airfiled sounds blouhond
and klankbeeld
Plane engine starts ‘guns up’ Cheeseheadburger
Grinding of gears lonemonk
Prop plane takeoff:
Digifishmusic on https://www.freesound.org/s/54968/
And cheeseheadburger on https://www.freesound.org/s/141522/
Crecendo of plane taking off sebastianlund
and Jedimichael
Cork pop Kinoton
glugging BenDicks
Plane cutting used chopped up above from lonemonk
Tapping (the needle) engreitz
Grunt use above cutting from lonemonk
Opening plane window Taira Komori
Flop out of window swiftoid
3: Chapter 2: The SS Unflinchable and The Lost Pebble
Mon, 06 Jul 2020 01:01:00 +0000
Brian and his new family set sail across the Atlantic, giving them plenty of time to discuss the mission. And get buff stoking the furnace.
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.
Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer
Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.
Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.
Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.
Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/
Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scott’s work.
Sound Effects:
We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.
All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.
These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.
Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!
Ships horn TiredHippo
Engine room / furnace / fire yottasounds
and barrygusey
and finnbuster
and iankath
and ambience of ship from inchadney
Furnace door closes. nofeedbak
Singer flailing in a large empty room (ian)
Guillotine followed by outdoor sounds smidoid
Thunder crashes sean.townsend
OUTDOOR birds to all silent Cymeon
Thunder dying (use thunder above)
‘A Perfect top F Sharp (ian)
Stones fall, build, huge stone collapse.
Small stone fall aerror
stones falling in quarry oniwe
Tectonic rumble digifishmusic
USE ilife Volcano erupting too
Seagulls / seascape using ilife
2: Chapter 1 - A Brianman in New York
Mon, 29 Jun 2020 01:02:00 +0000
Chapter 1
Brian is very brave, and makes a tit of himself in public.
Notes:
Chapter 1
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.
Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer
Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.
Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.
Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.
Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/
Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scott’s work.
Sound Effects:
We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.
All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.
These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.
Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!
Pacing SpliceSound
Crows blimp66
Metal hammering arnaud coutancier
Lawn mower OroborosNZ
Helicopter ilife fx
Train passing qubodup
Phone ringing using I life
Hand clapping by ThatoMadiskwane
Phone hang up by kyliank
Emergency flight training course FreqMan
Footstepson concrete by
Miguelpascucci
Plane fly-by ilife
Walking in snow luminadii
Cabin door opening EpicWizard
Unfolding paper achase4u
Blizzard (as above)
Plan fly-by (as above)
Judges gavel odditonic
Cars passing at speed Oscar de Ávila
New York – traffic noise knufds
Push bar door by kyles
Body hitting ground by leonelmail
Entering the auditorium J.Zazvurek
Auditorium soundscape gchase
and blouhond
Audience laughters and applauses lonemonk
Slap Syna-Max
Audience gasps unchaz
and Adam_N
Audience sympathetic noah0189
Audience amused club sound
Brian’s leg kicks Eustace PorkMuncher
and SpliceSound
Augdience gasp jayfrosting
Audience go wild FoolBoyMedia
and unchaz
and lonemonk
Auditorium door slamming mparsons99
and theneedle.tv
Auditorium door opening (as above)
Audience disappointed jayfrosting
and kukla
Audience applaud makosan
follwed by ambience by IllusiaProductions
Audience chatting edhutschek
Punch in the face ihitokage
and kuzyaburst
Dialling on a mobile phone lhardie
1: Chapter Zero - How Far Would You Go?
Mon, 29 Jun 2020 01:01:00 +0000
Brian is about to have something thrust upon him. This could be one, or any number of, the following.
a) A tea towel
b) An Adventure
c) Soup
This podcast was made with your heart in mind. We only wanted to make you happy. If we do, please help us do that again, coz we're really in debt after this. So go to lowfatradio.com and buy a Tee or a expeical feature or something. Cheers.
Some notes:
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.
a) A tea towel
b) An Adventure
c) Soup
This podcast was made with your heart in mind. We only wanted to make you happy. If we do, please help us do that again, coz we're really in debt after this. So go to lowfatradio.com and buy a Tee or a expeical feature or something. Cheers.
Some notes:
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.
Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer
Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.
Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.
Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.
This is an entire work of fiction, any similarities in name of places people or companies is unintentional and entirely the work of the imagination.
Thanks to Stuart Morgan of Audio Always for the kindness to let us use his booth for a day to record the entire series.
Programmes used, should you be nerdy enough to care, include Logic Pro X and an increasingly slower-by-the-day Macbook on a couch.
Programmes used, should you be nerdy enough to care, include Logic Pro X and an increasingly slower-by-the-day Macbook on a couch.
Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/
Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music and songs you hear. Far inferior to Scott’s work.
Sound Effects:
We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.
All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.
These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.
Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!
Desert sounds from Kanagaroovindaloo here https://www.freesound.org/s/138288/
Wind sound from luciolepri here
Drumming of hooves
Galloping sound created on freesound.org by Eläimet Kotieläimet Animals » Hevonen ohi, kaviot / Horse passing by galloping on asphalt, hooves clattering
Heavy breathing TomchikRec
Buzz CGEffex
Army of shouts DickBlox
Gunshots from qubodup
Sandstorm from Meepalicious
Door opening door opening EpicWizard
Tractor start from radwoc
Tractor running by cmusounddesign
Breakfast noises from
Cuckoo and the nightingale from Vonora
Magazine sounds from fieldtapes
Bush from schademans
Shed door from Hanbaal
Tent flaps by kevinkace
Ticking Clock InspectorJ
Footsteps from sinatra314
tv switch off NLM
Fireplace juskiddink
Crunches junkfood2121
Voicemail beep kwahmah_02
Knock at window Eneasz
Window opens semccab
Rain from pulswelle
Thunder crashes using ilife
scraping oscaraudiogeek
Crashing downstairs in a suit of armour Branrainey
Chapter 1
Brian is very brave, and makes a tit of himself in public.