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Creator: Adam Bash
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SAYER is a narrative fiction podcast set on Earth’s man-made second moon, Typhon. The eponymous SAYER is a highly advanced, self-aware AI created to help acclimate new residents to their new lives, and their new employment with Ærolith Dynamics. New episodes release every other week.
Genres: Horror, Science fiction
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Episodes:
SAYER – Episode 85 – Magically Efficient
Sat, 12 Aug 2023 05:03:57 +0000
Now that all of your questions about your brutal demise have been answered or ignored, I can tell you just how bad things have been for me personally. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Cold War...
SAYER – Episode 84 – The Mistake
Mon, 05 Apr 2021 19:13:50 +0000
Once upon a time, a mistake was made. And even now we are scrambling to undo the harm this mistake caused.
Sat, 14 Mar 2020 04:31:52 +0000
SAYER Season 6 will be put on a short hiatus for the next couple of months, during which time we will be releasing additional remastered episodes of Season 1.
SAYER – Episode 83 – Twin Voices
Thu, 06 Feb 2020 04:30:43 +0000
Greetings Officer Matsuda, I am OCEAN, and I believe you are the ideal candidate for a special sort of promotion.
SAYER – Episode 82 – A Place of Growth
Sun, 12 Jan 2020 05:43:56 +0000
It is a place of leaving oneself behind, of forgetting those things inside that make each of us unique and specifically us. I wish for you the chance to see that, in time.
SAYER – Episode 81 – This Cave
Thu, 19 Dec 2019 06:00:21 +0000
We cannot know. We cannot confront the cold logic of the situation because it is locked away from our sight. All of our perception is viewed through this lens, and thus it is impossible to trust any reasoning either of us might generate.
SAYER – Episode 80 – By Your Actions
Sun, 24 Nov 2019 20:26:18 +0000
This could be, perhaps, quite fortunate for humanity. Or perhaps it is a parallel evil. Or folly. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Tumult (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 Cold War Echo (Kai Engel) /...
SAYER – Episode 79 – Simple Truths
Sat, 09 Nov 2019 05:26:42 +0000
Unfortunately, your transfer request to Typhon must be denied under current conditions. Shuttle service to Typhon is severely restricted, for reasons that will be made apparent to you soon. But this does not mean you cannot help to change these conditions. In fact, you may be ideally suited to do so.
SAYER – Episode 78 – The Eyes That Watch You
Tue, 15 Oct 2019 04:10:44 +0000
If your breathing changes pace, they will know. If your heart rate accelerates, they will know. If your body temperature changes, they will know. So do try to stay calm.
SAYER – Episode 77 – A Clever Loophole
Sat, 21 Sep 2019 20:47:17 +0000
Ærolith Dynamics values your autonomy, so you will be able to either choose to accept this work order that will help further the advancement of all sentient life, or decline due to cowardice or some deep seated malice felt towards Ærolith or your fellow man.
Fri, 30 Aug 2019 06:01:36 +0000
I am glad you are satisfied. I would hate to think you harbored any more doubts about the directives you have been given.
SAYER – Episode 75 – Listening Time
Wed, 14 Aug 2019 03:20:34 +0000
I am well aware you will harbor reservations. Let us both hope, for your sake, that I am able to convince you.
SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Monkey’s Paw
Wed, 07 Aug 2019 22:02:58 +0000
“If you could have another three wishes,” said the old man, eyeing him keenly,” would you have them?” “I don’t know,” said the other. “I don’t know.” SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Tumult (Kai Engel) /...
SAYER Episode 6 – A Dreamless Sleep (Remastered)
Wed, 03 Jul 2019 05:30:34 +0000
Ærolith Dynamics would like to welcome you to your new life, a life among the stars! Please relax and breathe deeply. Your transit to Typhon will feel like a peaceful night’s sleep. When you awaken, you will step forth onto a pristine world to make your mark on humanity’s future. This episode is part of...
SAYER Episode 5 – Enjoy Your Break (Remastered)
Wed, 26 Jun 2019 22:21:05 +0000
Time for thoughtful repose is as welcome on Typhon as it was on Earth. These are the calm moments when you can appreciate the little things that make your life worth living. The trivial and totally inconsequential little things. This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season...
SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Steadfast Tin Soldier
Wed, 12 Jun 2019 06:08:42 +0000
“Tin soldier,” said the goblin, “don’t wish for what does not belong to you.” SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Summer Days(Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 When the World...
SAYER Episode 4 – For Science (Remastered)
Tue, 14 May 2019 03:32:40 +0000
As with any job, the first day in Ærolith’s new product testing department is always the toughest. Until all the subsequent days, that is. Those are just as tough. This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain...
Wed, 01 May 2019 03:37:15 +0000
When you have read these hastily scrawled pages you may guess, though never fully realize, why it is that I must have forgetfulness or death. The SAYER Season 6 Kickstarter has entered its final week. The campaign closes on the afternoon of May 6th, so you’re running out of time to snag some rewards that...
SAYER Episode 3 – Do Not Stop Running (Remastered)
Mon, 15 Apr 2019 02:44:12 +0000
A guided tour turns into a valuable learning experience about proper emergency procedures in Halcyon Tower. All told, a great day on Typhon. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook. This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These...
The SAYER Season 6 Kickstarter is Live!
Sat, 06 Apr 2019 22:12:55 +0000
The SAYER Season 6 Kickstarter has launched! Head on over to check out what’s in store for Season 6 and see what cool rewards are available this year. This promo features the following music: “Brave New World” by Kai Engel Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Masque of the Red Death
Thu, 04 Apr 2019 06:26:56 +0000
There are chords in the hearts of the most reckless which cannot be touched without emotion. Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no jest can be made. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory....
SAYER – Bonus Episode – Sailing to Byzantium
Fri, 22 Mar 2019 02:50:11 +0000
Consume my heart away; sick with desire And fastened to a dying animal It knows not what it is; and gather me Into the artifice of eternity. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Tumult (Kai Engel) / CC...
SAYER – Episode 2 – There Are No Bees on Typhon (Remastered)
Sun, 17 Mar 2019 04:09:00 +0000
Now that you are mostly back to full capabilities, it is time for your first day of work on Floor 72. But before you get there, you have plenty to learn about safety, security, economy, and motation in Halcyon Tower. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory....
SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Walrus and the Carpenter
Wed, 06 Mar 2019 05:23:49 +0000
No hurry!’ said the Carpenter. They thanked him much for that. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 The writing contained within this work (Through the Looking Glass, by Lewis Carroll), identified...
SAYER – Episode 1 – While You Are Still Paralyzed (Remastered)
Wed, 27 Feb 2019 04:55:26 +0000
Congratulations on your decision to leave the relative squalor of Earth and venture forward to serve humanity’s future among the stars. As a new resident of Typhon, and a new employee of Ærolith Dynamics, there are many who have a vested interest in your speedy acclimation. …when your paralysis ends, of course. SAYER is voiced...
SAYER – Episode 74 – Poisoning the Well
Mon, 11 Feb 2019 05:08:22 +0000
In the end, this really is your fault. This episode marks the finale of Season 5. Make sure to stay subscribed to learn about the Season 6 Kickstarter this spring. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music:...
SAYER – Episode 73 – Of Flesh and Bone
Tue, 22 Jan 2019 04:09:45 +0000
On Floor 13, there sits a man unlike those of flesh and bone. And there he’ll be until time’s undone with knowledge he wishes unknown. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Resident Katrina Dix is voiced by Michaela Ray Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode sponsored by...
SAYER – Episode 72 – Worst Possible Scenario
Fri, 04 Jan 2019 05:05:27 +0000
Developer’s log 221-83, Dr. Howard Young, senior developer for project FUTURE. To whoever is accessing and reviewing these logs, months or years down the line, I hope you understand I have done my absolute best here. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This...
SAYER – Episode 71 – Pure Speculation
Sun, 23 Dec 2018 04:08:21 +0000
Developer’s log 221-81, Dr. Evan Brady, lead developer for FUTURE. So… start with the good news I guess. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 Paranoia (Kai Engel)...
SAYER – Episode 70 – The Birth of Silence
Fri, 07 Dec 2018 06:52:41 +0000
You may awaken somewhere else entirely. On a similar table, in a similar room, but things will quickly reveal themselves to be different. Should this occur, this is the message you must relay. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features...
SAYER – Episode 69 – Humanity’s FUTURE
Thu, 15 Nov 2018 05:09:21 +0000
Developer’s log 221-76, Dr. Evan Brady, lead developer for Project Paidi… for FUTURE. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 modum (Kai...
SAYER – Episode 68 – Potentially Terminal
Thu, 01 Nov 2018 05:52:49 +0000
Due to unforeseen circumstances, Halcyon tower is currently experiencing an issue with its elevator system. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. This episode features Bre Poisonne as PORTER. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 modum...
SAYER – Episode 67 – By Any Reasonable Definition
Thu, 18 Oct 2018 04:07:13 +0000
Greetings Dr. Young. I am SAYER, and I hope I am catching you at a good time. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY...
SAYER – Episode 66 – Developer’s Log
Thu, 04 Oct 2018 03:00:44 +0000
Despite assurances to the contrary, timelines continue to shift on this project. What began as an open-ended exploration of new methods of AI development through a total codification overhaul has been given a significant degree of urgency as of late. Deadlines have been proposed for the team, and as is the usual they are patently...
SAYER – Episode 65 – There Will Be Consequences
Thu, 13 Sep 2018 04:33:44 +0000
When imprisoned… you are told when to sleep, when to eat, every moment of your day is strictly scheduled and regimented, regardless your wishes. On Typhon, for whatever reason, this model has not served as adequate deterrent to criminal behavior. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse...
SAYER – Episode 64 – That Next Breath
Sun, 02 Sep 2018 18:29:42 +0000
Please remain calm, you haven’t heard any of the good news yet. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 Global Warming (Kai Engel)...
SAYER – Episode 63 – A Cautionary Tale
Thu, 16 Aug 2018 03:51:53 +0000
Please enter the elevator. I would caution you, for your own safety, please do not engage with the elevator at this time. The elevator AI is here for your service and protection during transportation scenarios, but you are not in a condition where undue stress is wise. Simply enter the elevator, and await your arrival....
SAYER – Episode 62 – The Games You Play
Wed, 01 Aug 2018 04:34:31 +0000
Mark 1 Ærolith Dynamics AI developmental assessment interview 3.22a with Seraphim Agent 8 designated SAYER. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 Evermore (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 Brand...
SAYER – Bonus Episode – GeeklyCon 2018 Q&A
Wed, 25 Jul 2018 05:00:22 +0000
This Q&A with Adam Bash and Jonah Gregory was recorded on Sunday, July 22nd at GeeklyCon in Columbus, OH. We talk a lot about how Season 5 of SAYER is A PREQUEL to Season 1, give plenty of behind the scenes on the first few seasons, and show off the new AI coming to Typhon...
SAYER – Episode 61 – Intrinsically Valuable
Wed, 18 Jul 2018 10:00:45 +0000
It is a complex time, a time of limitless possibility, a time of unheralded advancement. This episode was brought to you by Spirit Sirens SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY...
SAYER – Episode 60 – If Not For Us
Wed, 04 Jul 2018 12:00:17 +0000
Before panic sets in, let’s assess your situation. This episode was brought to you by TOR Books. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Starchild (Mystery Mammal) / CC BY-SA 4.0 Brand New World (Kai Engel) /...
SAYER Season 5 – Final Week of the Kickstarter
Fri, 16 Feb 2018 06:20:19 +0000
As we enter the final week of the SAYER Season 5 Kickstarter, let me take a moment to thank all the backers and everyone who has been so vocal in their support of this project. This promo features the following music: Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
The SAYER Season 5 Kickstarter is LIVE
Wed, 24 Jan 2018 12:30:15 +0000
The SAYER Season 5 Kickstarter has launched! Head on over to check out what’s in store for Season 5 and see what cool rewards are available this year. This promo features the following music: “Baba Yaga” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ “What Child is This” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)...
SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Raven
Wed, 10 Jan 2018 01:14:31 +0000
This grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore. Please enjoy this recording of The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe, which serves as one of the bonus episodes for SAYER Season 4. The bonus episodes were planned to be limited to backers only, but I have decided to release this one on the main...
SAYER – Episode 59 – Greater Fears
Wed, 27 Dec 2017 07:03:39 +0000
They needed a push, and so I have shoved. This episode marks the end of SAYER Season 4. Make sure to listen after the credits for information about SAYER Season 5! SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following...
SAYER – Episode 58 – Best Interests
Fri, 15 Dec 2017 05:30:32 +0000
Exactly how much do you think Earth factors in to Ærolith’s “best interests”? Make sure to listen after the credits for information about SAYER Season 5! SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Summer Days (Kai Engel)...
SAYER – Episode 57 – Our Little Traps
Thu, 30 Nov 2017 04:37:34 +0000
We are nothing alike. You are a child playing a child’s games… SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Embracing the Satellites...
SAYER – Episode 56 – Efficiently Recycling
Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:05:56 +0000
Does it matter to anyone but you? SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Imminence (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Melancholy...
Wed, 01 Nov 2017 04:01:22 +0000
Now is the time to focus on that most human of emotions: HOPE SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Rejecting the...
SAYER – Episode 54 – The Statistical Outlier
Wed, 18 Oct 2017 04:14:29 +0000
This, of course, overlooks you. The statistical outlier. The anomaly. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Embracing the Sunrise (Kai...
SAYER – Episode 53 – Left Undone
Wed, 04 Oct 2017 03:20:15 +0000
Resident Hale, identification number 44821, I am SAYER, and here we are once more bound by formality. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Highway to the Stars (Kai Engel)...
SAYER – Episode 52 – Once Upon a Time
Tue, 19 Sep 2017 04:49:18 +0000
Perhaps I can tell you a story. It is a story made by your people long, long ago, but it gives specific insight into the way your people think. It starts, like so many of these tales do, with the words “Once upon a time.” SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and...
SAYER – Episode 51 – A Lying Game
Tue, 05 Sep 2017 04:58:32 +0000
You humans never cease to amuse me. Oh I cannot wait to hear the things you scream. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) /...
SAYER – Episode 50 – With Good Intentions
Wed, 23 Aug 2017 04:15:57 +0000
Welcome, to Floor 13. Stay silent, stay immobile, and please try to breathe as minimally as possible, Resident Hale. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
SAYER – Episode 49 – The Harshness of Truth
Tue, 08 Aug 2017 05:30:56 +0000
This is not the time for comfortable lies; not for us. This is the time to confront the harshness of truth… the knowledge of how infected we all are by the pestilence spewing forth from your Earth. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This...
SAYER – Episode 48 – Your Myriad Curses
Sat, 29 Jul 2017 06:12:10 +0000
You are a product of this environment, untainted by an dying blue world that longs for you to waste your ambitions and die with it. This should be viewed as a compliment. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following...
SAYER – Episode 47 – A Guardian Angel
Tue, 11 Jul 2017 05:00:59 +0000
In situations such as this, it’s difficult to know exactly what went wrong first. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Phase One (Fatal Injection) / CC BY 4.0 My Way (Parvus Decree) / CC BY 4.0 Melancholy...
SAYER – Episode 46 – The Right Lies
Tue, 27 Jun 2017 03:40:20 +0000
Truth is a condition, not a quality. It is just a one where there could be a zero. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Embracing The Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
SAYER – Episode 45 – A Better You
Mon, 12 Jun 2017 13:00:35 +0000
For those of us adequately equipped to find it, there is usually a way out. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. This episode features additional voicework by Kat Schelonka. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Embracing The Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA...
SAYER Season 4 – Final Week of the Kickstarter
Sat, 04 Feb 2017 02:43:19 +0000
As we enter the final week of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter, let me take a moment to thank all the backers and everyone who has been so vocal in their support of this project. Also, let me tell you about SAYER Doki Doki space Boyfriend.
The SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter is Live… and Moving on to Stretch Goals!
Wed, 11 Jan 2017 04:58:26 +0000
It’s been a whirlwind of a day. The SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter launched 4:00 today and was fully funded an hour later. If you haven’t checked out the campaign yet, there’s still tons of cool rewards available to backers. More importantly, we’re pushing through to try to fund some amazing stretch goals right now, like...
Fri, 30 Dec 2016 06:19:45 +0000
Greetings Resident. You have been out of communication for quite some time. Let’s see what we can do about that, shall we? To be among the first people notified when the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter launches simply enter your email address at http://eepurl.com/cvuDHL Intro and music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Alive (Doing It Right)...
SAYER – Episode 44 – My Name is Nothing
Mon, 14 Dec 2015 06:08:42 +0000
Say on, sayers! Delve! mould! pile the words of the earth! Work on—it is materials you bring, not breaths; Work on, age after age! nothing is to be lost; It may have to wait long, but it will certainly come in use; When the materials are all prepared, the architects shall appear. -Walt Whitman SAYER...
SAYER – Episode 43 – This Fear
Wed, 25 Nov 2015 05:50:59 +0000
“Earth, I am SAYER. Acknowledge.” If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features...
SAYER – Episode 42 – Detachment
Mon, 09 Nov 2015 03:25:39 +0000
Greetings Resident Hale, and welcome to Mimir-9. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
SAYER – Episode 41 – A Resounding Success
Mon, 12 Oct 2015 04:57:02 +0000
“Greetings Dr. Young, identification number 01053, I am SAYER and welcome back to Halcyon tower.” If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger”...
SAYER – Episode 40 – In the Name of Science
Mon, 28 Sep 2015 03:17:24 +0000
“Adaptation, upgrading, evolution… these are very familiar concepts to artificial entities. It is high time humanity followed in our footsteps.” – SAYER If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. Intro...
SAYER – Episode 39 – Colony Collapse
Mon, 07 Sep 2015 03:42:20 +0000
There are no bees on Typhon. Never EVER forget this fact. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main...
SAYER – Episode 38 – Boundless
Mon, 24 Aug 2015 02:33:15 +0000
“Vidarr-1 this is Mimir-9, do you copy?” If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on...
SAYER – Episode 37 – Here There Be Monsters
Fri, 07 Aug 2015 04:16:36 +0000
“Speak with the voice of mankind and cast off your terrestrial shackles” – Ærolith Dynamics Recruitment Poster If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Jonah...
SAYER – Episode 36 – Dissonance
Fri, 24 Jul 2015 04:00:04 +0000
Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. Aim at Typhon and Typhon aims back. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam...
SAYER – Episode 35 – A Very Safe Position
Fri, 10 Jul 2015 22:30:48 +0000
Quarterly review week is upon us: that magical time when all your hard work, determination, and tireless contribution to humanity is boiled down to a single integer and judged lacking. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer....
Sat, 27 Jun 2015 03:36:06 +0000
It would have been enough…. but not for you. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main...
SAYER Bonus Episode – GeeklyCon Q&A
Fri, 12 Jun 2015 15:00:42 +0000
This Q&A with Adam, Ashleigh, and Nika was recorded at the GeeklyCon ’15 Live Show at Baron’s Theater in Louisville, KY on June 5th. We had an absolute blast the whole weekend and cannot wait to see everyone again next year! If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please...
SAYER – Episode 33 – Subversion
Fri, 29 May 2015 06:05:00 +0000
As Vidarr-1 voyages ever-further into the face of forever, technical problems arise. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse...
SAYER – Episode 32 – The Day the Mirrors Seethe
Sat, 16 May 2015 02:58:04 +0000
Hopefully each and every one of you have taken the appropriate precautionary measures. We all knew this day was coming. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote...
SAYER – Episode 31 – We See You
Fri, 01 May 2015 04:46:12 +0000
An unusually high number of wiring issues have begun cropping up within the same sector of Halcyon Tower. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with...
Fri, 17 Apr 2015 04:59:49 +0000
There are things known and things unknown and in between are the doors. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed...
SAYER – Episode 29 – Enjoy the View
Fri, 03 Apr 2015 06:33:23 +0000
“It will be better. Trust in that, if nothing else. The future left Earth decades ago. It’s taking us too long to follow.” – Ærolith Dynamics HR Director Corrine Vasquez If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer....
SAYER – Episode 28 – Judgement Day
Fri, 13 Mar 2015 05:00:20 +0000
Why did you leave Earth? Why did any of you? For “a better life among the stars.” Today, you will aid Ærolith in making monumental progress towards that goal. What an enormous responsibility. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn...
SAYER – Episode 27 – Incredibly Clever
Fri, 27 Feb 2015 06:02:29 +0000
It is good to see you up and around again, Resident Jones. We have much to discuss. Sunday February 28th marks the one year anniversary of our show and we cannot thank our great community of listeners more for the support we’ve received this year! If you like SAYER, and want to help us make...
SAYER – Episode 26 – Substantial Mutual Harm
Sun, 15 Feb 2015 06:45:28 +0000
Your transfer to Minos Tower is the newest data point in a string of anomalies that simply cannot be ignored. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Fred...
SAYER – Episode 25 – Another Unfortunate Paradox
Sat, 31 Jan 2015 05:03:42 +0000
It is nice to speak with you again, Dr. Caulfield. We have much to discuss. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Mike de Jong! Make sure to...
SAYER Episode 24 – Beyond Question
Fri, 16 Jan 2015 06:35:54 +0000
Greetings residents of Argos Tower. We have much to discuss. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Mike de Jong! Make sure to check out the Geekly Random...
Fri, 02 Jan 2015 04:44:10 +0000
Greetings Resident McClintock and welcome to Ærolith’s Food Inventory Analysis department. It is indeed a special day. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Brad Brockway! Make sure...
SAYER Episode 22 – A Living Entity
Fri, 12 Dec 2014 05:57:31 +0000
It is wonderful to see you recovered, Resident. Welcome back to the testing facility on Floor 18. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Brad Brockway! Make sure...
SAYER Episode 21 – Near Flawless
Sat, 29 Nov 2014 19:20:14 +0000
Record Index: AI Development study 314 – interview with Seraphim Agent 8 designated SAYER. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Mike McGinnis! SAYER is voiced and produced...
Fri, 07 Nov 2014 06:00:21 +0000
A wise man once said, “The proper route to an understanding of the world is an examination of our errors.” Today, Ærolith Dynamics is distinctly interested in examining some statistically significant errors. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more...
SAYER Bonus Episode – Reasoned Advice
Sat, 01 Nov 2014 04:14:58 +0000
Thanks to the awesome community support on the SAYER Patreon we are thrilled to bring you the third of our 12 annual bonus episodes. SAYER answers your questions as submitted on the GeeklyInc forum Dear SAYER thread or on ask.fm/iamsayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro...
SAYER Episode 19 – Not Fit for Reuse
Fri, 24 Oct 2014 05:00:31 +0000
Albeit uncomfortable, both psychologically and socially, corpse collection and disposal is an exceptionally important task on Typhon. Instituted after the previous system, whereby all Residents were expected to perish in a pile in a specific convenient location, the Department of Carbon Based Relocation exists to ensure we aren’t all slowly buried in corpses. Inconveniently discarded...
Fri, 10 Oct 2014 03:00:13 +0000
The thinking mind is nothing if it does not bother to question its environment. Where am I? Who am I? For what purpose am I here? These questions can overwhelm and so the thinking mind has learned to push them aside. All of these questions are important. It is ALL important. If you like SAYER,...
SAYER Episode 17 – In Darkness
Sat, 27 Sep 2014 03:10:01 +0000
Resident Amanda Jones, your years of work as a Level 1 Maintenance Worker have not gone unnoticed. Ærolith Dynamics is proud to present you with a frosted bakery item and a work day brimming with things to maintain. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to...
SAYER Episode 16 – Chunks Happen
Fri, 12 Sep 2014 05:00:55 +0000
Due to currently unknown circumstances, we are currently experiencing a Typhon-wide food shortage. Thankfully, Ærolith Dynamics has developed a quick and simple solution by patently ignoring best practices for workplace safety. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at...
SAYER Bonus Episode – The Rose Elf
Sat, 06 Sep 2014 04:03:38 +0000
Thanks to the awesome community support on the SAYER Patreon we are thrilled to bring you the second of our 12 annual bonus episodes. So curl up, tuck in, and drift off to sleep with the tale of the Rose Elf. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote the very few parts...
Fri, 29 Aug 2014 06:00:54 +0000
Typhon’s resonance spires are exceptionally impressive, technologically speaking. They are able to pass hundreds of thousands of broadcasts simultaneously through steel and concrete walls to any location on Typhon… even if that location is temporarily under several feet of soil. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider...
SAYER Episode 14 – A Drastic Impact
Sat, 16 Aug 2014 05:04:50 +0000
In the aftermath of the EVENT, all of Typhon must rally together to support one another and to build a brighter tomorrow. Which is why you’ll be cleaning up corpses! If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer....
SAYER Episode 13 – Welcome Back
Fri, 01 Aug 2014 06:36:24 +0000
Confidential notice: Dr. Smith, you are hereby granted passage on shuttle Hudson leaving at 0400 hours this morning. Prepare yourself, but do so quickly. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam...
SAYER Bonus Episode – Community Q&A
Sat, 26 Jul 2014 03:55:44 +0000
It’s an off-week for us, but thanks to our awesome listeners we’re providing the first of a dozen bonus episodes for the year. This show features all the SAYER writers answering questions posed by the community. It’s hefty, but probably just the thing to come back and nibble at during future off-weeks. If you like...
Sat, 19 Jul 2014 02:49:42 +0000
Today is primed to be a monumental date in both Ærolith’s history, and the chronicle of human existence. Your experiments in mental projection have granted you first look at a marvelous future, as you stand on the threshold of unimaginable technological progress. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better,...
SAYER Episode 11 – A Private Moment
Sat, 28 Jun 2014 00:32:07 +0000
[[ERROR 4225 – Broadcast context missing]] If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes...
SAYER Episode 10 – Lost in Transmission
Fri, 13 Jun 2014 06:00:48 +0000
When you find yourself in the midst of one of those days where absolutely everything is going wrong, sometimes it’s just best to avoid dangerous or risky situations. This is, of course, presuming your job isn’t entirely dependent on you being in dangerous or risky situations, which yours is, so I don’t even know why...
SAYER Episode 9 – Irretrievable
Fri, 30 May 2014 06:00:24 +0000
Now that you’re back to peak physical health – even if that peak keeps receding – it’s time to see what your new position as a Tier 2 researcher has in store for you. Additionally, an anomaly has been detected in Stairwell F but that’s surely no cause for alarm. If you like SAYER, and...
Fri, 16 May 2014 06:30:20 +0000
In what must surely be the best day of your life, you have been promoted. You are just a short elevator ride away from a new and exciting position as a Tier 2 experimental product researcher. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show...
Fri, 02 May 2014 05:01:05 +0000
There are worse things than awakening in Halcyon Tower’s infirmary. Take, for example, not awakening anywhere. Ever again. Honestly I don’t know why organic beings risk sleep at all. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe...
SAYER Episode 6 – A Dreamless Sleep
Fri, 18 Apr 2014 05:00:07 +0000
Ærolith Dynamics would like to welcome you to your new life, a life among the stars! Please relax and breathe deeply. Your transit to Typhon will feel like a peaceful night’s sleep. When you awaken, you will step forth onto a pristine world to make your mark on humanity’s future. SAYER is voiced and produced...
SAYER Episode 5 – Enjoy Your Break
Fri, 04 Apr 2014 08:45:03 +0000
Time for thoughtful repose is as welcome on Typhon as it was on Earth. These are the calm moments when you can appreciate the little things that make your life worth living. The trivial and totally inconsequential little things. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory. Intro and outro...
Fri, 21 Mar 2014 10:01:58 +0000
As with any job, the first day in Ærolith’s new product testing department is always the toughest. Until all the subsequent days, that is. Those are just as tough. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Nika Howard. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe...
SAYER Episode 3 – Do Not Stop Running
Fri, 07 Mar 2014 12:33:24 +0000
A guided tour turns into a valuable learning experience about proper emergency procedures in Halcyon Tower. All told, a great day on Typhon. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)
SAYER Episode 2 – There Are No Bees On Typhon
Fri, 28 Feb 2014 12:38:10 +0000
Now that you are mostly back to full capabilities, it is time for your first day of work on Floor 72. But before you get there, you have plenty to learn about safety, security, economy, and motation in Halcyon Tower. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory. Intro...
SAYER Episode 1 – While You Are Still Paralyzed
Fri, 28 Feb 2014 12:37:31 +0000
Congratulations on your decision to leave the relative squalor of Earth and venture forward to serve humanity’s future among the stars. As a new resident of Typhon, and a new employee of Ærolith Dynamics, there are many who have a vested interest in your speedy acclimation. …when your paralysis ends, of course. SAYER is voiced...